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Kate Moss has Model Genes of the Day

Kate Moss has this thing going for her that I can only really explain as model genes, because no matter how many cocks she’s swallowed in her big fat pussy, no matter how many herpes outbreaks she’s had that have gone untreated only to scab and scar her pussy up, no matter how many other STDs she’s had along the way thanks to fucking the dirtiest needle sharing rockstars, no matter how many genital warts have gone undetected due to neglect that have turned into pre-cancerous cells and no matter how many showers she’s skipped in a row making her pussy smell like a sewage pipe…she’s still Kate Moss and she’s still fucking hot…. Pics via Bauer

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Kate Moss has Model Genes of the Day

Brooke Burns in her See Thru Shirt of the Day

The one thing that you’ll like about Brooke Burns, I mean other than the fact that she has a pussy and pussy is all you really care about because you rarely get to touch one, is the fact that she’s half robot, and as a virin loser comic book fan of Kevin Smith, a feature your dream girl has had since you were an action figure collecting 24 year old because she broke her neck swimming and has a neck made out of titanium which surprisingly appeals to me, not because I like robot women or sci fi like you, but I do like the crippled ones with serious injuries, who can predict the rain based on how much range of motion her neck has when sucking dick to the top, something that I guess she’s had limited capabilities to do because she’s pretty much a nobody now…. Pics via Bauer

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Brooke Burns in her See Thru Shirt of the Day

Brooke & Max — Reunited and It Feels So Good

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo , Critters Brooke Burns took her newly re-found dog Max for a walk around the neighborhood yesterday.Brooke’s dog went missing last week, but was returned on Friday after it was found by Brooke’s groomer’s client’s neighbor.Some stories do have a happy ending. ..

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Brooke & Max — Reunited and It Feels So Good

Brooke Burns’ Doggie — FOUND!

Filed under: Critters , Exclusives Finally — a dog tale with a happy ending … Brooke Burns has FOUND her missing doggie!!! Here’s the crazy part — the dog was found by Brooke’s groomer’s client’s neighbor ..

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Carrie Underwood Overshadowed … by Her Pooch

Filed under: Critters Carrie Underwood’s dog is famous — and unlike Jessica Simpson’s or Brooke Burns’, it’s not for being another face on the milk carton.Meet Ace Underwood — the only celeb canine we know of who actually has his own fan club. See Also Carrie Stops, … Permalink

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Carrie Underwood Overshadowed … by Her Pooch

Pet Tracker Wins 2nd Chance with Brooke’s Dog

Filed under: Exclusives We’ve learned the same pet-tracking service that failed to help Jessica Simpson find her lost dog is back in the saddle for Brooke Burns’ missing Malti-Poo.The company’s rep tells us they made 5,000 calls to Brooke’s neighbors yesterday … Permalink

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Brooke Burns ‘Devastated’ About Missing Maltipoo Max

The actress posted signs over the weekend asking for any information about her doggie’s whereabouts

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Brooke Burns ‘Devastated’ About Missing Maltipoo Max

Missing Dog Alert — Another Malti-Poo Goes MIA

Filed under: Critters It’s a full-blown multiple missing Malti-Poo epidemic — with yet another Hollywood starlet on a desperate search for her precious pooch. Former “Baywatch” star Brooke Burns — who was once engaged to Bruce Willis — has posted signs around the Los ..

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Missing Dog Alert — Another Malti-Poo Goes MIA

Brooke Burns Joins the Cast of Melrose Place

Sources tell us exclusively that Brooke Burns is joining the cast of the CW’s Melrose Place for a multi-episode arc. But how does Burns fit into Melrose’s fractured family of…

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