Move over, Valeria Lukyanova . It's time to make room for Nannette Hammond. While Hammond certainly isn't the first woman to take extreme measures in order to resemble Barbie, she may very well be the first mother of five to do so. “I loved playing with those Barbies,” Hammond says for why she has spent $500,000 on plastic surgery. “Growing up, I felt shy and self-conscious about my looks and wanted to be just like the dolls.” Nannette adds that she collected over 50 of these items as a child. Hammond, 42, says she is now “happy and secure” with her look… but that doesn't mean she's done changing it up. “I want to age gracefully,” she explains. “When the time comes for me to have a facelift, I won’t hesitate to get one. It’s worth every penny to look like this.” For the record, the new Human Barbie is 5’3” and has size 28H boobs. What do her kids, ages 16 through five, think of their mother's appearance? “[They] are just so proud of me and what I’ve achieved through surgery,” Hammond says. “They think I look great.” Learn more about Nannette Hammond below and sound off: What do you think of someone who does this?
Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova is embarking on a new career … as a DJ! She announced as much in a press release on her official site. The controversial model, who aims to subsist on air and light instead of food, has baffled the Internet with her eye-popping proportions. Not to mention her quotes. H-Barb also claimed she was sent to Earth by a spiritual leader called Amatue (we could not make that up). Now Valeria (her “Earthly name” apparently), has her eye on bigger, better things as she kicks off her Space Barbie Tour in October. “Valeria Lukyanova (Human Barbie) starts her DJ mission with futuristic deep house and space disco,” the press release reads. Why should you attend? Because “she delivers pure deep meditation during her set with amazing sounds and mudras show.” She performs in “a way that touches all the energy centers” to increase “the rhythm and [change] the consciousness of the audience.” Her show “will resemble a fascinating musical journey into the deep space.” Sounds even weirder than these Valeria Lukyanova photos . But tight. The Human Barbie tour will involve stops in Latin America, the U.S., Japan, China, Australia, and several European countries. Click through the gallery below for a glimpse at the galaxy’s most unreal DJ – in more ways than one – coming to a city near you: View Slideshow: 37 Human Barbie Pics: Valeria Lukyanova’s House of Horrors
There is something very creepy about this picture of Kris Jenner, an evil genius, that some would even consider a terrorist, who used her kids, all of her kids, and probably anything and everything that she has shat out of her pussy, from tampons, to used condoms, to the murder weapon OJ used in the killing, all while master minding the media…to give us this… I know, all pics of Kris Jenner are creepy…but while she fakes sleep on Kanye, I just don’t get what the I’m looking at, but luckily one of the kid’s with the tranny is in a sports bra…to distract me from the “Why does the general public care… Here’s Kendall Showing off her GUNT in a Sports Bra… The post Disturbing Kardashian Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Taylor Swift…has been clever enough to become best friends with pretty much everything and everyone, in her quest to take over the world, in this world that is filled with socially acceptable behavior, because thanks to Facebook, no one tells each other to fuck off the way we once would, but instead we want them to follow our shit, like our shit, and help grow our relevance so that we too can be influencers…while telling people they are cunts, or starting one too many fights makes people think you’re just a bitch, and no one, except me, like bitches… Sure she’s got her Katy Perry cuz they fuck the same dude beef, it adds to both their profiles, makes them look like they are more than just smiling retards who love everyone, and in Taylor’s case she does, as long as she’s the top alpha the other periods sync to, you know on her turf, at her concert, at her party, at her house, where the entrance fee is letting her fuck your man and all their freinds to give her material to sing about… It is pretty phoney bitch behavior….I never trust the public BFF hustle, especially when there’s money involved…like this…but maybe you’ll find it hot, erotic, sexy, in some way or another because you’re fucking weird… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Justin Timberlake was also there….and Ellen…in what was some weirdo variety show since eeveryone loves Taylor swift…weird… A video posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Aug 27, 2015 at 1:55am PDT Here is Selena doing a Taylor Swift impression… BONUS – Pics from Paris Match of Taylor’s Lover/ Human Barbie Doll…because why not.. Some Taylor Swift for the Win… The post Selena Gomez Leveraging Taylor Swift or Taylor Swift Leveraging Everyone of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Move over, Human Jessica Rabbit ! There’s a new fetish model/masochist in town and she’s willing to do whatever it takes to smush her bones and vital organs into the most cartoonish figure the world has ever seen. Like Mrs. Rabbit and Human Barbie before her, Kelly Lee Dekay says the animated characters and comic books she grew up on inspired her to transform her body via hardcore “waist training.” Kelly Lee Dekay Photos: What a WAIST! 1. Kelly Lee Dekay Pics Kelly Lee Dekay has us seeing double. Chests, that is. Waists are pretty non-existent here. Dekay now sports an astonishing 16-inch waist thanks to seven years of gradually tightening a “steel bone” corset. Kelly says she plans to continue working toward a figure that more closely resembles that of a female comic book hero, although she admits she’ll never fully achieve her goal, because “their measurements can never possibly be achieved, or they would break.” Although as much as she enjoys the process of becoming her “own superhero villain,” Dekay admits that her impossibly slender waist has its drawbacks. “The corset can be restrictive when going up stairs,” said Dekay in a recent interview with the Sun . “And you can’t carry too many heavy things, because you could hurt yourself. I actually did hiking in my corset once and that’s very dangerous.” So she certainly takes some risks, but compared to the ways that other fetish models have transformed their bodies over the years, Kelly’s modifications are actually pretty tame. For example, if you’ve never seen photos of Lacey Wildd , we highly recommend you check them out. Some things need to be seen to be believed. 23 Human Barbie Pics: Valeria Lukyanova’s House of Horrors 1. Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, wants to emulate the doll’s appearance in real life.
When Christa Hendershot got engaged last fall, the typical photo filters were not cutting it when it came time to show off the bling her fiance picked out. Those hands … she did not want to post a ring selfie with those hands. So the 33-year-old from Mount Sinai, N.Y., did what any of us would do and turned to plastic surgery, looking to smooth out her hands and make them “selfie worthy.” She recently shelled out more than $3,000 for “hand rejuvenation.” Hendershot felt her hands were “veiny” and her knuckles “very red,” but after the procedure, she felt happier about the appearance of her digits. The explosion of social media and quest for the perfect selfie have gotten so extreme that filters and photo editing tricks just aren’t getting it done for some. After seeing how she looked in wedding photos, Jen Muir, 33, said she realized she hated the way her nose looked and shies away from selfies. So Muir decided to have a nose job, spending $15,000 for selfies. “I want to change my profile. I feel like my nose hangs,” she said. “I also want to change my bump. I feel like it’s too big.” Her plastic surgeon, Dr. Samuel Rizk of New York City, credited social media for an uptick in business, the biggest trend he has seen in his 16 year career. “I personally would see 2-3 patients a day that have come in from selfies and social media,” he said, adding that Muir was so happy, she started crying. Not exactly Human Barbie here, but … wow. She’s far from the first person to have work done (see celebrity nose jobs gallery below), but are we taking the vanity aspect of photo sharing a tad seriously? 11 Celebrity Nose Jobs You Won’t Believe 1. Alexis Bellino Alexis Bellino, formerly a member of The Real Housewives of Orange County, can’t hide the fact that she had a nose job. Her “sinus surgery” was part of Season 7.
Move over, Human Barbie . And, sadly, make room for Human Jessica Rabbit. Penny Brown is a 25-year old woman who has undergone major plastic surgery over the years in order to resemble the Who Framed Roger Rabbit? vixen. Why bring this cartoon character to life? “I think she is incredibly sexy and there’s a real power and strength to her character,” Brown tells The Daily Mirror. “I’ve always wanted to copy that.” “At five I was already thinking about breast implants.” That’s… abnormal. Even Kylie Jenner would say it’s a tad young. To accomplish this unusual goal, Brown squeezed into a 23-inch corset for up to 23 hours a day and had two breast augmentations. She took her boobs from a 34H to a 36O cup as a result. That’s… large. Even Kim Kardashian would agree. A native of Australia, Penny now resides in Okinawa, Japan and is reportedly planning MORE breast enhancement surgery. Yes. More. Why, you ask? Bcause she doesn’t think her knockers can ever be “big enough.” Well, you might as well aim high. Fortunately, Brown’s husband is on board with this mass makeover, so really, what’s stopping her at this point? He tells The Mirror that his wife “is as close to Jessica Rabbit as any mere mortal can get,” adding: “Her shape is exciting and interesting.” It sure is something, alright! It sure is something. 25 Heinous Celebrity Plastic Surgery Fails 1. Heidi Montag Boob Job! The queen of plastic surgery. It’s shocking how different Heidi Montag used to look and how badly this obsession turned out for her.
Valeria Lukyanova, the Ukrainian model known as Human Barbie, is still making headlines. This time it’s for her stated goal to survive “on air and light alone.” Yes, the real-life Barbie doll wannabe, whose doll-like features and ultra-thin waist have stirred controversy before, says she hopes to live without food or water. 11 Human Barbie Pics: Valeria Lukyanova’s House of Horrors Open Slideshow 1. Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, wants to emulate the doll’s appearance in real life. View As List 1. Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, wants to emulate the doll’s appearance in real life. 2. Valeria Lukyanova Photo Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, poses for V Magazine. Would you hit it? 3. Valeria Lukyanova (Human Barbie) Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. the Human Barbie. Kind of a freaky photo from V Magazine. 4. Valeria Lukyanova (Human Barbie) Photo Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, poses for V Magazine. Yes, that is a live person. 5. Human Barbie Photo Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, as seen on Vice. 6. Human Barbie Pics Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, in one of many freaky pics from her Instagram. 7. Human Barbie Figure Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, looking pensive on the beach. 8. Human Barbie Instagram Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, looking fake as ever in a tight black dress. 9. Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, poses on Instagram. Lovely. 10. Valeria Lukyanova Pic Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, poses for V Magazine. Hot or not? 11. Valeria Lukyanova Picture Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, poses for V Magazine. Hot or not? “In recent weeks I haven’t been hungry at all,” Lukyanova said, according to the International Business Times in an interview. “I’m hoping it’s the final stage.” Final stage before what, you’re probably asking? “Before I can subsist on air and light alone.” The website linked to a New Age practice known as Breatharianism, in which followers neither eat nor drink, believing they can exist solely on “cosmic micro-food.” Valeria Lukyanova also believes in reincarnation and claims to have been in contact with trans-dimensional beings, so by her standards, this isn’t too out there. She feels her appearance therefore promotes her “spiritual ideas,” though many believe she’s simply starving herself so she can look even more like Barbie. Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova Hasn’t Eaten in Weeks That waist? Not normal on a doll or a human. Needless to say, biologists do not recommend you attempt Bretharianism , nor offer any sort of credence that it exists or has any scientific basis whatsoever. Why let that stop you, though, Val. Get it, gurl. She was recently profiled by Vice , which described her as “not a real girl at all, but a time-traveling spiritual guru whose purpose is to save the world.” Save us from what, you’re likely asking again? The “clutches of superficiality and negative energy,” obviously. Check out their Human Barbie trailer for more insight from this one-of-a-kind … something.
Valeria Lukyanova, the Human Barbie, has been at the center of controversy for several weeks now. Is the 21-year-old Ukrainian’s “perfect” body even real? A new video of Valeria Lukyanova has raised further doubts, as she looks markedly different and more … well, more normal than photos of her online. Check it out: Valeria Lukyanova (Human Barbie) TheDirty (dot) com posted the video, which shows Lukyanova explaining that neck problems are the reason why her head is always tilted to the side. But the person who posted the video claims she’s a fraud. “This girl is a FRAUD. She had been badly photoshopping her photos since the beginning of her time online,” he/she writes. “Her videos aren’t photoshopped.” “Does she still look the same? There is a ton more of videos out there and as you can see from them, she looks nothing like she does when she photoshops her photos.” In the past, Lukyanova has denied both Photoshopping herself or receiving plastic surgery to maintain her eye-popping figure, which resembles a Barbie doll. She claims she uses make-up to complete her transformation, and that’s it. The model defended her looks during an interview she did while shooting a photo spread for V Magazine and claims her critics are just jealous of her: “Many people say bad things about people who want to perfect themselves. It’s hard work, but they dismiss it as something done by surgeons or computer artists.” “This is how they justify not wanting to strive for self-improvement.” Real or not … would you get it on with Human Barbie? Heck yeah! Heck no! Depends on alcohol consumption … I already own a Kim K. blowup doll, thanks. View Poll »
Welcome to THG’s Week in Review! Below, our staffers look back at the stories, stars and scandals that made the last seven days some of the craziest ALL MONTH. If you don’t already, FOLLOW THG on Twitter , Google+ and Facebook for 24/7/365 news. Every day, week and year, let us be your celebrity gossip source! Now, a rundown of the week that was at The Hollywood Gossip : American Idol Winner: Announced! After a nail-biting, emotional and close American Idol finale Tuesday night … … Phillip Phillips prevailed , making him the fifth straight WGWG to win. Mark Zuckerberg and Priscilla Chan tied the knot after FB went public. Miley Cyrus’ outfit at the Billboard Music Awards didn’t involve pants. Miles also weighed in on how sex is beautiful and necessary. Kate Gosselin on Today Show Kate Gosselin has made peace with Jon somehow. So she says. Chris Brown fans lost their $h!t at critics of his lip-synching. Their reaction? Sending Chrissy Teigen death threats . Also getting death threats: Dog the Bounty Hunter . Timothy Busfield was accused of sexual battery. John Travolta was not this week, for a change. Donald Driver & Peta Murgatroyd – Freestyle (DWTS Week 10) Donald Driver won Dancing With the Stars after a terrific finale. A spat with Whitney’s family left Ray J exhausted, hospitalized . Aishwarya Rai Bachchan’s weight continues to spark debate. Ditto Ali Lohan … for every different reasons. Lady Gaga really wants a fake Rolex . Snooki is having a boy . The Great Gatsby Trailer The trailer for this year’s The Great Gatsby was released (above). The Anchorman 2 trailer (or at least a tease for it) is also out. The Bachelorette spoilers have been on the money so far. Arsenio Hall won Celebrity Apprentice over Clay Aiken. Kim Kardashian was named the World’s Hottest Woman . Kanye West proposed to her too … in her dreams. Anderson Cooper CRUSHES ‘Human Barbie’ Mom Anderson Cooper just owned Human Barbie on his show (above). Lauren Odes got fired for being too hot. At a lingerie company. An old literary bio says President Obama was born in Kenya . Usher and Tameka Foster continue to fight it out in court. Desmond Hatchett owes child support for 30 kids. Yes, 30. An arrest was made in the Etan Patz case , 33 years later: Etan Patz Case: Pedro Hernandez Arrested What was the highlight of the week for you? Did we leave anything out?
