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Prince Harry: Dating His Own 19-Year-Old Relative???

Once upon a time, royals married royals with the intention of keeping power in the family and/or creating alliances.   What they didn’t realize then was that it was incestuous and, well, a little creepy. Most of today’s royal families are descended from Queen Victoria, whose 9 children married relatives in other European kingdoms to keep the lineage strong.   Queen Elizabeth II is married to her third cousin, the Duke of Edinburgh, though their union was born out of love. This brings us to modern-day royals, who prefer to water down their DNA with those who don’t share a link to Victoria.  The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are a prime example, as are Crown Prince Pavlos and Crown Princess Marie-Chantal of Greece and Denmark. The latter couple have five children, the eldest of which is a gorgeous 19-year-old blond studying at NYU.  Her name is Princess Marie-Olympia, but she goes simply by Olympia. Australian tabloid New Idea recently linked Olympia to Prince Harry, declaring that he has found love, and everyone approves. “Harry has fallen head over-heels with Maria-Olympia,” someone pretending to be a “royal insider” claims . “He’s absolutely smitten. They’ve been on a string of dates and are planning to go skiing in Switzerland before Easter.” Said insider gives credit to Harry’s younger cousin, Princess Beatrice for introducing him to Olympia, who was raised in London.   Beatrice also set up Harry with his ex-girlfriend, Cressida Bonas. The magazine reports that “Wills and Kate love Maria-Olympia and think she is Harry’s best girlfriend yet. “They can’t believe how happy and settled Harry is thanks to Maria-Olympia being in his life – before she came along, he always seemed quite restless, but now he’s much more content.” So, a little background on how Harry and Olympia are related, albeit very distantly. Harry’s grandmother and Olympia’s grandfather are both great-great-great-great-great grandchildren of King George II. Olympia is Queen Victoria’s great-great-great-great granddaughter through the Greek royal line. Harry, 31, is Queen Victoria’s great-great-great-great grandson Prince Philip, was born a prince of Greece and Denmark before becoming a naturalized British citizen in 1947. Constantine II is one of Prince William’s godfathers, and the Queen attended Marie-Chantal and Pavlos’ 1995 wedding at Hampton Court Palace in London. After Olympia’s younger brother, Constantine-Alexios was born in 1998, the crown princely couple asked William to be a godfather, according to The Duchess Diary . Whether it’s because they’re a little too related for comfort, or due to an 11-year age gap, royal sources have firmly denied any relationship between Harry and Olympia.   True, she’s a blond and fits his type , and his own parents were 12 years apart, but the story is too asinine to be real. View Slideshow: 16 Times Prince Harry Made Us Royally Swoon

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Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth: Is Their Relationship Doomed?!

As you’ve probably heard, Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are back together . The couple previously dated for almost four years and had plans to get married, but they broke up in 2013, soon after Miley entered the intergalactic stoned pixie phase of her career. Now, it looks as though Miley and Liam are engaged for the second time, but according to Radar Online, not everyone is thrilled that the couple is giving it another shot. “Liam already broke Miley’s heart once, and a lot of people around her are warning her that he will do it again,” says a source close to the situation . “But she is not listening to anyone right now, even her mother Tish.” The insider adds that Miley’s friends already staged a sort of mini-intervention in hopes of making her realize that she and Liam are “moving way too fast.” “She doesn’t care at all though,” the insider claims. “She is convinced that he is the man that she is meant to be with.” View Slideshow: Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth: Relive the Romance! A rumored cause of their first split was Miley’s hard-partying, spotlight-craving lifestyle, and friends say Liam is already getting fed up with the behaviors that drove him away before: “Liam does not want their relationship broadcast to the world and she insists on it,” the source says. “She keeps flashing that ring and posting stupid things on her social media and it is already irritating him.” “She is trying to be the person he wants her to be, but it won’t last.” Yikes. Well, if nothing else, maybe Miley will at least get another solid breakup ballad like “Wrecking Ball” out of this. View Slideshow: Miley Cyrus Instagram Photos

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Michael Lohan: Cooling His Ass in Solitary, Trying to Call Kim Granatelle Collect

Michael Lohan is still cooling his rear end in solitary confinement in a Florida jail after being denied bail last weekend, but he has been allowed to make calls. Collect calls. Which people apparently don’t answer. A recording of a call he attempted to place to one of his many flames – Kim Granatelle, from The Real Housewives of New Jersey – was obtained this morning. Michael Lohan Collect Call She didn’t actually answer the phone and let the call go to her voicemail. Probably wise. Mike is in solitary for his repeated harassment of ex Kate Major. “Kim has spoken with Michael who told her he was in a lot of pain,” said Kim’s friend , Tom Murro, who shared the recording (hopefully with her knowledge). Keep in mind that he’s in pain from jumping off a balcony and landing in a freaking tree while attempting to avoid the cops. Not prime sympathy material. In an ironic twist, Michael and daughter Lindsay Lohan may be in jail at the same time, albeit on different coasts. LiLo must turn herself in by next week. She’ll likely get sprung faster , however, since she has better lawyers. And isn’t charged with injuring or threatening to kill someone, or resisting arrest.

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Cory Smoot, Gwar Guitarist, Dies on Tour

Cory Smoot, guitarist for the costumed heavy metal band Gwar, was found dead Thursday after a concert in Minneapolis in the midst of a six-week tour. According to Fox News, Cory Smoot’s body was discovered on the rock group’s tour bus just before it was due to cross the border north into Canada. Here’s Smoot and Gwar playing what would be his final show Nov. 2: Cory Smoot and Gwar in Concert Gwar’s frontman, David Brockie, said in a statement: “It is with a sense of profound loss and tragedy that the members of Gwar announce the passing of their longtime guitarist and beloved friend Cory Smoot.” “Cory was found deceased this morning as the band prepared for a border crossing. At this point we are just dealing with the loss of our dear friend and brother, one of the most talented guitar players in metal today.” Smoot, who was 34, assumed the onstage alias of Flattus Maximus when he joined the Intergalactic Mutant Overlords in 2002 and had been with them since. Famed for its freaky horror costumes, metal anthems and stage antics like dousing fans in fake blood since 1984, Gwar played Late Night last week. Despite Smoot’s unexpected passing, his bandmates say the show must go on. Gwar plans to remain out on the road and play Friday in Edmonton.

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Cory Smoot, Gwar Guitarist, Dies on Tour

Cory Smoot, guitarist for the costumed heavy metal band Gwar, was found dead Thursday after a concert in Minneapolis in the midst of a six-week tour. According to Fox News, Cory Smoot’s body was discovered on the rock group’s tour bus just before it was due to cross the border north into Canada. Here’s Smoot and Gwar playing what would be his final show Nov. 2: Cory Smoot and Gwar in Concert Gwar’s frontman, David Brockie, said in a statement: “It is with a sense of profound loss and tragedy that the members of Gwar announce the passing of their longtime guitarist and beloved friend Cory Smoot.” “Cory was found deceased this morning as the band prepared for a border crossing. At this point we are just dealing with the loss of our dear friend and brother, one of the most talented guitar players in metal today.” Smoot, who was 34, assumed the onstage alias of Flattus Maximus when he joined the Intergalactic Mutant Overlords in 2002 and had been with them since. Famed for its freaky horror costumes, metal anthems and stage antics like dousing fans in fake blood since 1984, Gwar played Late Night last week. Despite Smoot’s unexpected passing, his bandmates say the show must go on. Gwar plans to remain out on the road and play Friday in Edmonton.

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Star Wars XXX: a Nude Hope for Porn Parodies [VIDEO]

Porn parodies are ubiquitous these days- just name a movie or a TV show, and there’s a porn parody for it. The Brady Bunch ? Yup . Seinfeld ? Uh huh . Barney and Friends ? Ew, no! That’s just gross. So it’s not news that Vivid is currently producing Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody , in stores and online September 1. The news is that, judging from the trailer, even the non-naked parts look pretty good. Usually porn parody trailers are an exercise in tedium, since of course you can’t put any of the really good stuff on YouTube, but the Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody trailer actually contains a few quality laffs. Star Wars isn’t exactly stacked with female characters, so most of the intergalactic intercourse will be perv-formed by the lovely Allie Haze , seen at left, as Princess Leia, plus an assortment of female storm troopers and cantina patrons . Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody will also be released in 3D, because if there’s one thing we can’t let the Asians overshadow us in, it’s porn. They did it first , but we’ll do it better, damn it! If this series is successful, by the time they get to Star Wars, Episode 1: The Phantom Menace, director Axel Braun may be able to pull off the skinpossible: a porn parody that’s better than the movie it’s based on. And yes, Chewbacca DOES get a sex scene. See the trailer after the jump!

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Scientology Leader Can’t Handle the Heat On Xenu, Storms Out on Martin Bashir

ABC’s Nightline ran a special on Scientology this weekend. It was typically strange and disconcerting, but nothing necessarily new. Except: What could provoke their spokesman to storm off the set of an interview

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