Well, better late than never, right? Last week, Jenelle Evans announced that she had left David Eason and removed her kids from the home she once shared with her ex. It's a development Teen Mom 2 fans had been hoping for for years, but perhaps no one was more relieved to hear the news than Nathan Griffith. Nathan's son Kaiser had been living with the Easons, and Nathan had good reason to be deeply concerned. No one is safe living with David, least of all a 5-year-old whom Eason has taken a particular dislike to. For now, Kaiser is safe — and it seems Nathan will do anything in his power to help the boy stay that way. Take a look: 1. Healthy, By Comparison Jenelle and Nathan’s relationship was brief, and often very ugly. But compared to her relationship with David, they were the ideal couple. 2. Concerned For Kai Throughout Jenelle and David’s 2-year marriage, Nathan openly expressed concerns for his son’s safety and accused David of child abuse. 3. Legitimate Suspicion Very few people doubted that Nathan’s suspicions were well-founded, except, seemingly, for Jenelle, who accused him of lying about discovering bruises on Kaiser the size and shape of an adult’s hand. 4. Window of Opportunity When David shot and killed Jenelle’s dog back in May, Nathan seized the opportunity to move his son to a safer environment. 5. Silver Lining The shooting led to a CPS investigation which caused the Easons to temporarily lose custody of their kids, all of whom were sent to live with relatives. 6. A Change For the Better Kaiser was sent to live with Nathan, who was sharing a home with his mother and fiancee at the time. View Slideshow
Come on now, Jacqueline Laurita. Don’t beat around the bush. Tell us how you really feel about Teresa Giudice. Appearing on something called The LookOver Ladies podcast this Tuesday night, Laurita absolutely laid into the polarizing Real Housewives of New Jersey star, referencing the rumor that Teresa cheated on her husband and citing the joint interview she recently did with Joe. “They both did each other wrong,” Laurita said simply, adding in pointed detail: “They both cheated on each other, they both did wrongdoing. “They don’t trust each other. That’s the problem with the marriage — besides the resentment, the time apart, there’s no trust. They don’t trust each other. They both know that each other have been unfaithful.” That seems nearly impossible to disagree with. Joe certainly thinks Teresa cheated and Teresa has flat-out said that she won’t remain in the marriage if/when Joe officially gets deported to Italy. Jacqueline — who ceased being a regular castmember on The Real Housewives of New Jersey in 2014 — went on to say she thinks Teresa resents Joe for a number of reasons … and that she’s never been able to take accountability for her own illegal actions. ( Teresa spent time in jail after pleading guilty to her role in a bankruptcy fraud scheme, and seems like a very awful individual overall.) “She’s a narcissist, sociopath,” Jacqueline said this week. Of Teresa’s financial scheming, the ex-reality star says: She didn’t know everything, but she is not innocent for sure. I know this. And I think that she’s angry at [Joe] because she felt like she spent that time away from her kids, her family, the public embarrassment. A nd also the fact that once she got out, her mom passed away shortly after, and she was very close to her mom, so she looked at it like a time of that year I could’ve spent with my mom before she died, but I had to spend it here. Yes. Because she committed a crime. Teresa has said many times that she won’t move with her daughters to unite the family in Italy, a decision that Laurita finds appalling. “If that was my husband and my husband had to do all that, I would go wherever he went,” Jacqueline said of Joe’s likely deportation to his native country . “When I was in New Jersey, when my husband got the job out here [in California]…it wasn’t an easy decision for me because I had family here obviously, but I still had to pick up my kids, uproot them from their [lives] to move them out here. “I don’t care if my husband had to go out of the country. I don’t care where he went, I love my husband so much, wherever he goes, I would go with him.” View Slideshow: Teresa Giudice vs. Joe Giudice: The Most Shocking Interview Reveals! Laurita went on to say Teresa is forcing her kids to live in a “toxic environment” because they are so often in the press and being teased at school. Laurita also called Teresa a “very calculated manipulator” and continued to trash the Bravo personality: She’s a narcissist, she really believes that she’s like this… She’s famous? She’s infamous! I would never wanna be famous for flipping tables, acting classless, being dumb and being a felon. I’m sorry! I just wouldn’t want that. Giudice was front and center on last night’s Real Housewives of New Jersey premiere ; she clearly isn’t leaving the spotlight any time soon. “It’s actually sad,” Laurita concludes of how Teresa has changed. “When I first met her, she was very lighthearted, ditsy, but always just so funny because she was so stupid. I think that she would just say dumb things, and I would laugh all the time. “I always had laughs with her. It was lighthearted and fun. I wasn’t a threat to her, so she didn’t show that ugly side of her to me because I’m one to praise my friends, I like them to feel good, that’s what I did for her. I helped her out, I made her feel good. “Teresa likes ‘yes’ friends and people who will always agree with her. She likes fans, not friends.” In the end? “She [has] no loyalty to her family, I’ll tell you that right now,” Jacqueline says.
The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 7 Episode 11 saw the ladies’ trip to Vermont sabotaged by drama, as is to be expected. Still … there was drama. A LOT of drama. Watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 7 Episode 11 Online As The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 7 Episode 11 got underway, Teresa Giudice was celebrating her freedom, but at a cost. It was bittersweet, to say the least, that she was doing so as she was preparing for her husband, Joe Giudice, to be shipped off to jail. There’s a lot going on in the land of Tre. Fortunately, compared to her cast members, her situation is relatively calm; Jacqueline Laurita almost got into a fight with Tre’s friend. More on that in just a couple minutes. First, we got to see Giudice quash her beef with cousins Kathy Wakile and Rosie Pierri, at last. “Listen, my heart got hardened. Can you just respect that?” Teresa told the dynamic duo. “Come on, we’re still cousins. We’re blood.” Inspirational words. For a few minutes. “They’re never going to call me. I’m never going to call them. Door’s closed,” she said, approximately 120 seconds after her olive branch. “I’m just tired of s–t. It’s exhausting.” Meanwhile, Kim D. tried to stir some more s–t up with Siggy Flicker and Jacqueline, and as is to be expected, Tre was caught up in it too. Kim D. said Derek, the manager of Melissa Gorga’s store, sold a story about Tre accepting cash for books at a Posche fashion show. Is that really so scandalous? SMH. View Slideshow: 23 Teresa Giudice GIFs That Should Worry Her Fellow Inmates (and Everyone Else) On the bus, Robyn, Teresa’s friend, started airing her grievances with Rosie for some reason, while Chris Laurita revealed a bombshell: He went on a date with Teresa years ago; Dina Manzo set them up … and she apparently proceeded to talk about Joe the entire time. Actually kind of cute. Turning our attention back to Robyn, once they got to Vermont, she and Jacqueline went at it after Jacque called her Teresa’s soldier. It nearly got violent. The next day, the ladies all went dogsledding while Jacque said she was peacing out. Siggy and Dolores Catania decided to stop her. Their goal? Force Robyn to go home instead of Laurita, because we know where their loyalties lie and she’s the real negative influence here. Like we said … drama. Where will things progress (or digress) next week? Only time will tell. But we can promise you there will be words – if not blows – exchanged. Follow the link to watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online and weigh in with what you think of all this insanity here and now.
On The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 7 Episode 10 , Melissa made plans for the Garden State group to go away to Vermont. Also, Teresa fumed at a family reunion. What else is new? Watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 7 Episode 10 Online If you watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online , you know that Tre and Jacqueline Laurita have been at odds. To put it mildly. We’ll get to that in a moment, but start on a more positive note. Mostly positive, anyway. Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga both agreed that women were hands down stronger than men. Case in point? Joe Giudice getting “worse and worse” as prison loomed. The only silver lining, Tre said, was that he would be forced to quit drinking in the slammer, and that the ordeal has brought them closer. “This is definitely the closest that her and I have ever been,” Melissa told the camera, and while true, there was plenty of strife this week. When Melissa and Siggy suggested they take a girls’ trip to Vermont, Teresa said she needed to stay with her family. Easy enough, right? Well, Siggy made her pitch for Teresa to meet Kathy and Rosie for lunch as they had asked, and that’s when things started to get ugly. “With all respect to both of you, I don’t get involved in your family life so please don’t get involved in mine,” the former convict replied. When Jacqueline pushed her a little further, Teresa snapped, “Jacqueline don’t bring up my f–king family. I don’t want to f–king hear it.” Not taking no for an answer, Siggy and Jacqueline continued insisting that Rosie and Kathy just wanted their family back, nothing more. “They should have thought about that before trashing my family,” Teresa said, and the star was later proven right in an indirect sense. When Melissa, Joe Gorga, and Jacqueline headed to pay a visit to Rosie, Kathy and her husband, Richie, the tension escalated quickly. To hear Melissa tell it: “Richie was trying to say that he loves his wife and Teresa’s husband doesn’t love her. What a dick thing to say,” she lamented. Finally, Rosie, Kathy, Teresa and Joe Gorga met up, with Kathy urging everyone involved to “go forward and be a family. Tre? Not having it. Telling them that all she wants is “to be left alone,” Giudice explained, turning her sights on Kathy’s husband Richie. “I don’t want to be hurt anymore. Every time I’m around your husband, he’s always got something negative to say.” “I’m tired. I’ve been through a lot and I haven’t heard from you guys. There’s been a lot of turmoil. I want to cut the cancer out, really.” “We’re not cancer,” Kathy replied, and while Teresa clearly isn’t convinced of that, the meeting did end without any tables getting flipped. Baby steps. View Slideshow: 23 Teresa Giudice GIFs That Should Worry Her Fellow Inmates (and Everyone Else)
Ever since news broke that Jacqueline Laurita will return to The Real Housewives of New Jersey , reaction from fans and current cast members has been decidedly mixed. With Teresa Giudice headed to prison for 15 months , producers were left with few options with regard to women who are available and might be able to bring a tenth of the drama that Queen T brought to the table. Laurita seemed a safe – if not perfect – choice, but now it seems that adding her to the cast may have left execs with another vacancy to fill. Sources say Dina Manzo was furious to learn Laurita will be returning to the show, and now it looks like her anger may have prompted her to quit the series. Asked by a fan on Twitter if she had any interest in returning to the show next season, Dina promptly tweeted back, “NONE my soul can’t bear to be around terrible people.” Given the reports about Dina’s outrage over Jacqueline’s return, it’s safe to assume that Laurita is one of the “terrible people” she’s referring to. Of course, it’s possible Dina was fired and is now trying to save face, but either way, it looks as though yet another Manzo won’t be returning to the Housewives franchise. Watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online at TV Fanatic to try and figure who will exit next. The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 6 Cast Pics 1. The Real Housewives of New Jersey New Season 6 Cast Photo Say hello to The Real Housewives of New Jersey New for Season 6. They are: Dina Manzo, Teresa Giudice, Melissa Gorga, Amber Marchese, Nicole Mauriello and Teresa Aprea.
Would Teresa Aprea and Nicole Napolitano carry on the tradition on The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 6 Episode 14, the final installment of 2014? By that, we mean exploding in epic fashion on a Real Housewives finale, as Teresa Giudice and her table-flipping ways so famously did in Season 1? The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 6 Cast Pics 1. The Real Housewives of New Jersey New Season 6 Cast Photo Say hello to The Real Housewives of New Jersey New for Season 6. They are: Dina Manzo, Teresa Giudice, Melissa Gorga, Amber Marchese, Nicole Mauriello and Teresa Aprea. The stage was set at Dina Manzo’s Project Ladybug charity fashion show, with THE RUMOR on everyone’s mind and the twins making sure Victoria is not invited. Teresa Aprea feels that “I deserve an apology” from her namesake. She says of Giudice, “Teresa, you just s–t all over my family. I would never do that to you. That’s why yours is getting destroyed now. Karma’s a bitch.” Teresa Giudice is headed to prison for 15 months for fraud, which you surely know whether you watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online or not. Amber Marchese is a bit calmer, but after Jim Marchese caused such a fiasco in Boca Raton, she decides to go to the gala solo to avoid an encore. Smart thinking for her, but where’s the fun in that for us!? Giudice wonders why the twins haven’t reached out prior to the party, and muses that it’s because they love the drama, the cameras and the attention. Indeed. “I think we need to talk,” Teresa Aprea says to her Melissa and Nicole look on, telling her she should feel “ashamed” for repeating that rumor. Oooh, here we go! It is gonna be on now … maybe. 11 Teresa Giudice GIFs That Should Worry Her Fellow Inmates 1. Table Flipping Fiend Teresa Giudice is not gonna take any crap. Her table-flipping reputation will precede her in prison, thanks to The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 1. Teresa G. seems bent on keeping her cool. Aprea baits Giudice, but the latter doesn’t take it, and notes that Rino Aprea technically started the rumor since he told Victoria Gotti in the first place. Her co-stars bristle at that excuse. Teresa still stays measured, perhaps having been humbled by the past year, and eventually tells them, “I like you girls a lot… I wasn’t trying to hurt you.” They proceed to hug it out. Wow. Of course, the happy ending is foiled somewhat as we flash forward to October 2, when Joe and Teresa Giudice are sentenced to hard time in federal prison. “I feel like it’s not real,” said Jacqueline Laurita, who, along with husband Chris, learns the news with Teresa’s cousins, Kathy Wakile and Rosie Pierri. Nicole is unmoved, though. “You don’t mess with the legal system,” she says as The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 6 Episode 14 ends, “Choices you make in life, there are consequences.” Even for reality stars. 13 Classic Teresa Giudice Moments 1. Teresa Giudice: Table Flipping And now for the classic. Teresa’s face is priceless as she famously flips the table. Bravo. Bravo.
It’s “Salon, Farewell” as The Real Housewives of New Jersey wrap up their season as everyone gathers at the salon. We recap the fighting and scary faces in our THG + or – review. And what kind of finale would it be without Kim D’s scowling face? Apparently the woman who resembles the crypt keeper scares Joe and Teresa Giudice too? Plus 20. But it’s Penny and Teresa who go at it first. Since Penny is claiming Teresa texts her, Teresa wants to see the texts. Plus 12 because for once Teresa makes a perfectly reasonable request. Unfortunately Penny tells her, “I don’t save my texteses.” Or was that I don’t save Texas? Minus 18. My Jersey Housewives translator must be on the fritz. And Minus 30 because if Teresa’s voice went any higher it could break glass. Please make her stop. Then Joe Gorga gets in Johnny, Penny’s husband’s face about him sending mean tweets and at first he manages to hold his temper. Plus 10. Oh, but that doesn’t last long. Before you know it there’s enough cursing and screaming to remind me that this is indeed The Real Housewives of New Jersey . Unfortunately when one person screams, everyone screams and the cameras are dancing around so much it’s impossible to see what’s really happening. Minus 25. It’s actually kind of funny watching someone hold Kim D back and Caroline practically crying “I don’t understand how people are so evil.” in son Christopher’s arms. These two weren’t even involved in this conversation. Although Kim D does look a little like the devil. She could drive almost anyone to tears. Minus 15. Finally, Teresa decides to side with her family and tells the rest that if, “they wanna buy Milania hair products, tell them to go f**k themselves.” For this family, that’s considered progress. Plus 21. In the aftermath something astonishing happens. Teresa admits to her brother that she took pleasure in hearing people say bad things about Melissa when they weren’t getting along. Yes, I know it’s not much. She doesn’t say she started the rumors. She won’t admit she was involved at all…but for Tre, just accepting responsibility for this much is huge. Plus 40. Maybe it’s the Love Poison in the muddy water…oh I mean in the blk water. Teresa and her brother cry and hug and…is it horrible to admit I was a little bored? Haven’t we been here before? Minus 19. The season ends with everyone hanging out at the Jersey shore…looking an awful lot like family. Plus 50. Will it last? From the looks of the reunion previews that’s a giant NO …but this is The Real Housewives of New Jersey. What were you expecting? And did you catch the Joe and Teresa interview with Andy Cohen? We’ll hit the highlights… Teresa doesn’t even know what their charged with. Joe claims he doesn’t know if he’s looking at 50 or 100 years behind bars. They haven’t told Gia that there’s the possibility they might have to do jail time. Melissa and Joe will not get their kids if they do go to prison. When asked whether they have lived beyond their means…Tre gives an emphatic no! We’ll see what else comes out in next week’s Reunion show. Episode total = +46! Season total = -578!
Leave it to The Real Housewives of New Jersey to turn a “Horse Whisper to a Scream.” Read on as we recap who embraced their vulnerable side and who ended up looking like a horse’s ass in our THG +/- review. Jersey is still in the house at the Mirval Resort and Spa and it may never be the same again. But psychic advisors and gong therapy aren’t what Melissa envisioned for her birthday. “I’m done. I want a f**king cocktail by the pool in a bikini.” Plus 15. No one can say she’s not a girl who knows what she want. Everyone’s still recovering from the ghost whisperer when they all head out to see a horse whisperer. Funny thing is, Wyatt the equine therapist reads these Jersey housewives and their hubbies like the comic book characters they are. Plus 22. As they head towards the stables everyone comments on how refreshing it is. It’s a healing place. Or in Joe Guidice words, “It smells like sh*t.” Plus 7 for keeping it real Joe. We expect nothing less. Wyatt tells this motley crew that when they’re not being authentic, the horse can pick up on it. Energy is his language. I wouldn’t blame the poor creature if he took off at a full gallop and never looked back. Everyone thinks this is a bunch of hooey until Wyatt takes one look at Richie and tells him that he creates jokes so he doesn’t have to pay attention to what he feels. Plus 20. Nailed it. It also comes out that Richie has a lousy temper and yells at Kathy when he’s aggravated. Somehow the fact that he drives his wife to tears on a regular basis is a shocker to Richie even after decades of marriage. Minus 30 . OK. Show of hands…who thought Juicy Joe was taking a phone call from his mistress? Yeah, me too but it only turned out to be Milania. But the look on Teresa’s face made me wonder if she was worried too. The Gorgas and the Guidices can’t get the poor horse to raise his hoof. Not a good sign. But plus 27 to Joe Guidice for actually admitting that he’s scared about his legal issues and giving his horse technique another go. When Melissa doesn’t know how to handle the horse, she falls back on her instincts…or as Wyatt dubs it, her “whore on a stroll walk.” Plus 33 . This guy is good. He also explains that there’s a difference between being nice and being manipulative. If you’re being nice you’re not expecting anything in return. Ha! When was the last time that happened between Melissa and Teresa? In one of the most touching moments, Albert opens up about being abused as a child and Wyatt terms Caroline Manzo’s support of her husband a “thing of beauty.” Plus 22 . Then Caroline turns around and handles that horse like a pro. The aftermath of the day is even more telling. Kathy realizes her voice deserves to be heard, even when her husband and the other Housewives seem to drown her out. Of course Teresa describe this breakthrough as, “Kathy’s having one of her Marcia, Marcia, Marcia moments.” Minus 13 Damn Teresa. Heaven forbid it’s not all about you. As the rest of the group walks away with the knowledge that sometimes the more vulnerable you are, the better off you’ll be, Teresa and Melissa decide the therapy was a waste time. They don’t have any insecurities. ……OK. I’m sorry. I couldn’t stop laughing. Or should I be crying because I can’t decide whether that is funny or sad. At least Teresa made the effort to approach Jacqueline. Jacqueline admits that Teresa is like the horse. She’s afraid if she gets too close she might get kicked. Good analogy. But if Tre were a true friend she should have told Jacqueline her hair was a mess on camera. Just sayin… At least Teresa got something out of the day. What did Melissa learn? “That I can’t lift a horse’s leg.” So much for therapy. Episode total = +103! Season total = -343!
Leave it to The Real Housewives of New Jersey to turn a “Horse Whisper to a Scream.” Read on as we recap who embraced their vulnerable side and who ended up looking like a horse’s ass in our THG +/- review. Jersey is still in the house at the Mirval Resort and Spa and it may never be the same again. But psychic advisors and gong therapy aren’t what Melissa envisioned for her birthday. “I’m done. I want a f**king cocktail by the pool in a bikini.” Plus 15. No one can say she’s not a girl who knows what she want. Everyone’s still recovering from the ghost whisperer when they all head out to see a horse whisperer. Funny thing is, Wyatt the equine therapist reads these Jersey housewives and their hubbies like the comic book characters they are. Plus 22. As they head towards the stables everyone comments on how refreshing it is. It’s a healing place. Or in Joe Guidice words, “It smells like sh*t.” Plus 7 for keeping it real Joe. We expect nothing less. Wyatt tells this motley crew that when they’re not being authentic, the horse can pick up on it. Energy is his language. I wouldn’t blame the poor creature if he took off at a full gallop and never looked back. Everyone thinks this is a bunch of hooey until Wyatt takes one look at Richie and tells him that he creates jokes so he doesn’t have to pay attention to what he feels. Plus 20. Nailed it. It also comes out that Richie has a lousy temper and yells at Kathy when he’s aggravated. Somehow the fact that he drives his wife to tears on a regular basis is a shocker to Richie even after decades of marriage. Minus 30 . OK. Show of hands…who thought Juicy Joe was taking a phone call from his mistress? Yeah, me too but it only turned out to be Milania. But the look on Teresa’s face made me wonder if she was worried too. The Gorgas and the Guidices can’t get the poor horse to raise his hoof. Not a good sign. But plus 27 to Joe Guidice for actually admitting that he’s scared about his legal issues and giving his horse technique another go. When Melissa doesn’t know how to handle the horse, she falls back on her instincts…or as Wyatt dubs it, her “whore on a stroll walk.” Plus 33 . This guy is good. He also explains that there’s a difference between being nice and being manipulative. If you’re being nice you’re not expecting anything in return. Ha! When was the last time that happened between Melissa and Teresa? In one of the most touching moments, Albert opens up about being abused as a child and Wyatt terms Caroline Manzo’s support of her husband a “thing of beauty.” Plus 22 . Then Caroline turns around and handles that horse like a pro. The aftermath of the day is even more telling. Kathy realizes her voice deserves to be heard, even when her husband and the other Housewives seem to drown her out. Of course Teresa describe this breakthrough as, “Kathy’s having one of her Marcia, Marcia, Marcia moments.” Minus 13 Damn Teresa. Heaven forbid it’s not all about you. As the rest of the group walks away with the knowledge that sometimes the more vulnerable you are, the better off you’ll be, Teresa and Melissa decide the therapy was a waste time. They don’t have any insecurities. ……OK. I’m sorry. I couldn’t stop laughing. Or should I be crying because I can’t decide whether that is funny or sad. At least Teresa made the effort to approach Jacqueline. Jacqueline admits that Teresa is like the horse. She’s afraid if she gets too close she might get kicked. Good analogy. But if Tre were a true friend she should have told Jacqueline her hair was a mess on camera. Just sayin… At least Teresa got something out of the day. What did Melissa learn? “That I can’t lift a horse’s leg.” So much for therapy. Episode total = +103! Season total = -343!
The Real Housewives of New Jersey found Melissa Gorga unknowingly “Drinking With the Enemy”. We recap the liars, cheaters, and so-called friends in our THG +/- review It all starts out innocent enough. Kathy’s cooking in her test kitchen and Rosie’s recounting how she had to pull her cartilage back into place after her meeting with Teresa. Minus 10. Did we really need to hear about that? Then Rosie shares Teresa’s idea of a retreat between the Guidices and Gorgas and invites the others along. Unsurprisingly there were not a lot of takers. Caroline rolls her eyes and Jacqueline proclaims she won’t join them in the gates of Hell. Plus 23 . I really couldn’t blame her. But even Jacqueline seemed to have bought a ticket on the crazy train. The way she tore that cell phone out of Kathy’s hand and wouldn’t give it back was surreal. Minus 12. Then she’s screaming over the speaker phone in the middle of a store and wouldn’t stop. As Kathy pointed out, there were “all kinds of crazy on both ends” of that call. Perhaps Teresa and Jacqueline really should just avoid one another in the future. but what fun would that be? I was wondering why Melissa’s so called friends were giving her such strange looks when she told them about her book deal. minus 22 . Don’t get me wrong. I think writing a book titled “Love Italian Style: Secrets to My Hot and Happy Marriage” is arrogant if nothing else but these are suppose to be her closest friends. Shouldn’t they have at least faked being reasonably happy for her? Apparently Melissa’s friends weren’t all that friendly. Jan, her former bridesmaid was happy to share with Kim D and Teresa that Melissa was supposedly cheating on her hubby. Minus 18 . Melissa and Teresa have some of the sleaziest friends. Put Jan, Kim D., and that scary looking realtor together that’s one creepy looking circle of friends. Or maybe it’s just way too much Botox all in one place. I was kind of surprised that Melissa confronted Kim D but I guess she had her own posse surrounding her at the time. Plus 11. Scarier was the way Jacqueline reacted. She couldn’t keep her mouth shut. Minus 9 . The slide into crazy town continued. However Melissa ended up with some of the best lines of the night, including telling Kim D: “This year I’m a cheater. Last year I’m a stripper. Next year I’m gonna murder all your kids.” and my favorite: “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, go jump off the GWB.” (That’s the G eorge W ashington B ridge for those not in the know.) Plus 25. I’m certainly not wishing bodily harm on anyone but if I never had to lay eyes on Kim D again it would still be too soon. On the flip side we got to watch the Gorgas and the Wakiles attempt a sexy strip tease. Minus 15 because doing it with the other couple watching was just plain weird…and Rich really did look like someone shot him in the leg. Caroline appeared to be far away from all the fun. The problem was that even Albert was questioning her motives for staying in Hoboken. Minus 13 . It’s hard to convince anyone she’s not doing it to be closer to her kids. And on a side note…why did the Guidices need to make 800 lbs of sausage. Doesn’t that seem a little excessive? But it looks like the whole gang will be heading to a castle in the mountains next week. Is it a retreat, an intervention, or a ticking time bomb? Tune back in to find out. Episode total = -40! Season total = -237!
