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Joslyn James And Her Slutty Teammates

Just to show Tiger Woods that they really will do anything, here are Joslyn James , Violet Kowal and January Gessert at some party celebrating the fact that it’s been a year since they were discovered to be a few of the whores Tiger was banging on the side. Good for you ladies, way to really class things up and clear your names. I didn’t really want to give any attention to these sluts, but then I got distracted by the second less ugly one’s big fake boobs and forgot all about it. Enjoy.

Tiger Woods: Creepin’ on Random Hoes!

They say a Tiger can’t change his stripes. Well, a year after Tiger Woods’ infamous Thanksgiving weekend car wreck, which revealed his affair with Rachel Uchitel and ignited a mammoth sex scandal, the golfer is up to his old tricks. No, not Joslyn James and Devon James. But similar tricks. “He’s seeing random girls, creeping around in a low-key way,” Us Weekly quotes an alleged Tiger insider as saying. “I don’t think you can call it ‘dating.'” PROWLIN’! Tiger is supposedly in the hunt (for tail) once again. So basically, dude’s on the prowl for cocktail waitresses all over Florida, but it’s hard to call it dating when you get kicked out of the house at 6:30 a.m. Oddly, this bogus report goes on to reveal Tiger’s actual plans for Thursday one paragraph later: “The kids and his mom will join him for Thanksgiving.” His ex-wife Elin Nordegren , meanwhile, is “not dating, but is in great spirits,” the source adds. Well, that’s good to hear … $110 million has to help.

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Michael Lohan: My Fiancee Lies for Money!

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan , Kate Major , Rachel Uchitel , Joslyn James , Celebrity Justice Michael Lohan tells TMZ … his fiancee is so hard up for cash, she’s invented the domestic violence story to pay the rent. TMZ broke the story … Kate Major filed a complaint with the Southampton Town Police Monday, alleging Michael shoved her over a… Read more

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Report: Tiger Woods Divorce Final, Elin Woods to Receive Record $750M Settlement

MSNBC, Fox News and the UK’s Sun are reporting that the Tiger Woods-Elin Nordegren divorce is final, with only a filing in Orlando County Court remaining. “Everything’s signed. Elin is ready to file for divorce at Orlando County Court,” says an inside source. “She expects to sometime in the next seven days.” The settlement Elin is to receive, which has become the subject of much debate in recent weeks, is reportedly valued in the neighborhood of $750 million. Yes, three-quarters of a billion dollars, believed to be the biggest payout of a celebrity divorce ever. There are conditions, however, according to reports: Tiger may not bring any other females around their children. Elin can never publicly speak about his various mistresses. Elin gets full custody of the kids but they share legal custody. That means Tiger will share decisions about the kids, and as such, Elin will not be able to permanently relocate them to her native Sweden anytime soon. Tiger’s main caveat, though, was that she shut yer yap – for all eternity. A pal said: “Tiger’s main fear is her telling her story after he’s rebuilt his reputation, sending him back to the gutter. The price of that sum is her silence.” “Complete confidentiality. No interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life – even if Tiger dies first – or she’ll lose the lot.” Basically, Rachel Uchitel , Jaimee Grubbs, Joslyn James, Devon James and the dozen other hoes we know of ended up costing Tiger about $37.5 million per. One report suggests that Elin Woods ended up with double the sum she sought after her lawyers determined Tiger is worth much more than $1 billion . Her friend explained: “Elin’s legal team have done a great job digging up all sorts of assets.” We would have to say that’s the case if the sum is correct. While it should be noted that The Sun is a British tabloid, the $750 million figure has been reported by more than one source over the past few weeks. Let’s just say we wouldn’t bet the under on $500 million anyway.

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Joslyn James Alleges Theft on Tiger Porn Set

Tiger Woods’ most vocal mistress says she got the shaft in more ways than one during her recent stint shooting a Tiger porn spoof – another mistress stole her loot! Seriously, she alleges this. According to Joslyn James, she was on the San Fernando Valley set for Vivid’s upcoming porn Three Mistresses when another mistress in the Tiger skin flick allegedly went into her purse and snatched a $100 bill, a bracelet and a cell phone. Joslyn James claims that Devon James (no relation, except sexual relations with Tiger Woods) was in the room with full access to her purse while she was shooting. Joslyn James just wanted to film a porn spoof of her affair with the world’s most famous athlete in peace. Then look what happened while she worked some guy’s piece . Joslyn is apparently serious, as she strutted into an LAPD office yesterday to file a police report accusing her rival porn star and mistress of stealing her stuff. She claims Devon made out with $750 worth of stuff. It was Joslyn who famously leaked the golfer’s nasty text messages in March, before his return to the sport and right around when his marriage unraveled. Couldn’t happen to a better person!

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Joslyn James — Police Report Filed, Legs Exposed

Filed under: Joslyn James , Celebrity Justice , Tiger Woods In her pursuit of justice — and attention — Joslyn James put on some extremely tiny shorts and strutted into an LAPD office yesterday to file a police report … accusing a rival mistress of stealing her stuff. According to the police report, James… Read more

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TMZ’s Trippin’ Out Contest — WINNER!

Filed under: Photo Galleries The tribe has spoken — and the Sea Lion Spotter squeaked past the competition in our ” Trippin’ Out ” Contest — scoring the $250 prize and some great gifts from TMZ! This week’s contest is TMZ’s ” Raddest Dad ” Contest — so email in your funky father… Read more

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Tiger Mistress: I Got Robbed By Another Mistress!

Filed under: Tiger Woods , Joslyn James , Celebrity Justice TMZ has learned a Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods Mistress Kicks It with Footballer

Filed under: Tiger Woods , TMZ Sports Tiger Woods ‘ XXX mistress Joslyn James ain’t crying for the golfer anymore — ’cause she just fell into the grip of a soccer stud from England … West Ham United striker Carlton Cole . Cole just missed the cut for England’s World Cup team, but had… Read more

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Tiger and Jesse’s Nightmare — The Mistress Tour

Filed under: Tiger Woods , Jesse James , Joslyn James , David Boreanaz , Melissa Smith Tiger Woods , Jesse James , David Boreanaz — This is Your Life, X-rated edition … aka your alleged mistresses teaming up to tour the country and remind everyone of your lowest moments. Good times. Like a strippers’ Legion of Doom — Joslyn James ,… Read more

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