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Eva Longoria Can’t Escape Being Mexican of the Day

Eva Longoria always came across as bullshit to me. I didn’t find her all that hot. I was convinced she was a fair weather mexican, you know the kind of first generation immigrant who was raised so white and spoiled so hard, that she thought she was white and was humilated by her accented parents. The kind of Mexican who would vote for Trump because he represents the American dream they see in the movies. Who would hire Mexican illegals to do her gardening and housecleaning and who would eat Americanized Mexican food…just to fit in….except when it came to the casting couch…where bitch was Mexican as fuck to get the job…. But as much as she denies her Mexican roots, her body…can’t fight it’s Corn Tortilla destiny…. Girl is thick…I bed her black basketball husband who dumped her when she was fit would love this new, short legged, thick version of her… But I don’t… Those hips should lie…but I guess it’s hard when you’re in leggings two sizes too small..and you’re 30 pounds fatter than you were two years ago…but not in your tits…because MEXICO! This is one woman’s march…that shoulda stayed off camera….back home…on the couch…eating cake or whatever we’re witnessing…. I mean…unless this isn’t fat and she’s just got into body building….heavy squatting, dead lifting, ready to Mexican wrestle… Whatever it is…..it’s not very hot… The post Eva Longoria Can’t Escape Being Mexican of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katy Perry Monster Tits for the Snowflake ball of the Day

Katy Perry reminds me of a small town washed up beauty pageant queen who works at the hair salon, because she took some body waxing course, you know the kind of dolled up, inappropriately dressed white trash you’d expect to find at the Christmas pageant, wishing for the better life…the actual Hollywood life….where her big tits get you more than just a discount at the movie theatre or ice cream shop where she goes to feel male attention in her otherwise empty white trash life… Only Katy Perry is actually Hollywood and pulled off the scam…and isn’t white trash at all – but rich as fuck…living her tacky princess life…with her big old tits….at some Christmas event…because that’s what she’s about.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Katy Perry Monster Tits for the Snowflake ball of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Teacher Opens Up About Affair with Student of the Day

This is a hilarious story…. A 24-year-old Iowa high school teacher was arrested for allegedly having sexual with her 17-year-old student opened up to Inside Edition about her love affair…. Her name is Mary Beth Haglin, she was a substitute English teacher, and she turned herself in for fucking her “student”… Inside Edition sensationalizes the story by making a big deal out of it, trying to come across as a a big deal, calling the panty pics she sent the kid “raunchy photos”….during their 6-month relationship…. The reality is she’s barely a teacher at 24, she’s barely a teacher as a substitute teacher and he’s barely a kid at 17. Kids grow up on porn, they watch it all day, jerk off all day, and start fucking at 12…there’s hardly an age difference from 24 to 17….and 17 to 18 is hardly a big deal…not much changes…it’s not like the day a girl turns 18 she becomes something dudes want to fuck, she’s just an idiot because she would fuck him in public….or maybe because she got seduced by the student and fell into it..because men are the predators… I wish I had teachers like this in my high school, I was more surrounded by old fat women who I’d never want to fuck….So watching her try to right her wrongs that are hardly wrongs…makes me laugh…and knowing that if she was a male teacher doing the same thing, she’d be fucking slaughtered…because men are the predators… The post Teacher Opens Up About Affair with Student of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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National Enquirer’s Beautiful Rendition of Hillary Clinton of the Day

Obviously, the Nation Enquirer is trying to play up a story that they are milking – the Hillary Clinton is dying and can’t stop coughing story…it’s all to sell copies of the shitty magazine, we get it…but what they did to her face is just terrifying… In a world of every whore from the Kardashians down being face-tuned to fuck on social media, getting botox and giving this illusion of themselves, only to write #nofilter even though they look like a glowing cartoon of themselves….it is ridiculous… So seeing them photoshop her to look like this, because no one actually looks like this, it’s like “find the worst pic and fuck with the colors to make her look like she’s dying in contrast to Donald Trump’s orange Dementia driven insanity”…. I am not into politics, I am not even American, I am just into seeing the media fucking with your mind…and this is shameless and thus hilarious… The post National Enquirer’s Beautiful Rendition of Hillary Clinton of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mariah Carey Takes a Bath of the Day

Mariah Carey took some subtle bathtub pictures because subtlety is what she’s all about…you she’s not a bi-polar lunatic celebrity who has made too much fucking money in her career thanks to dating the old man exec at Sony when she was first starting out, you know the kind of woman who hangs out on yachts probably has a staff of people who feed her and carry her from room to room – because she can…a woman who sings with a diamond studded microphone…all tacky and princess-like…who is now engaged to some billionaire….further securing her princess life…all while starting out as a girl you’d expect to see working the strip club, or living in some trailer park with a tiara on…only unlike those “delusional divas”…or as I like to call them the DDs….this on’e got the money to support her really silly tastes… She always reminded me of a girl who acts like white trash who won the lottery would act….and now she’s naked for social media…as a 40 year old mom…because that’s how you get noticed…in a world where we get to see first hand how badly these characters like to get noticed….before social media, only people in their immediate circle saw this side of them…now we all get to join in and stare….at them big tits…. The post Mariah Carey Takes a Bath of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Fergie Memorial Concert of the Day

I thought Fergie was dead…I guess Fergie isn’t dead so she doesn’t need to have a memorial…but she does seem to be in concert….looking like a corpse, with a pretty decent body, but is still a corpse…you know the kind of thing you’d dig up but not tell anyone because they though you were weird, only in Fergie’s case she’s not quite dead yet…just old…an old broken child star turned meth addict…turned very fucking rich hard bodied tranny mom..with skin sagging off her bones and an ass I’d still like shit on me – even though I am not into shit, especially not meth addict shit….the ass is still an ass…old and weathered… So here’s Fergie In Concert in Leather Body Suit – Showing Ass TO SEE THE REST OF PICS CLICK HERE… The post Fergie Memorial Concert of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Grace Moretz Back of the Day

Chloe Grace Moretz is doing her own breed of whoring, you know the kind that keeps her audience interested and engaged in what she’s doing, even thinking that she’s hot or sexy or something they want to fuck, just the subtle tease…that gives just enough to keep people involved…it’s a delicate balancing act of where you go too far and people stop caring, you get less jobs, and disappear…but if you don’t go far enough, people get bored and move on with their lives… I don’t think she’s great, worth talking about, but I guess I’m bored of shameless 18 year old whores who look 45 like Bella Thorne…because she and her redhair were an everyday thing and not even a movie star like this one…more a terrible young idiot in those straight to DVD movies in an era where there is no DVD…. I feel so lost an alone..so I’ll just stare at Chloe Grace Back…showing off a tattoo – even though all tattoos are dumb as fuck and if you’re gonna modify your body – you might as well should get tits.. All this to say – I prefer her cameltoe… The post Chloe Grace Moretz Back of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Grace Moretz is doing her own breed of whoring, you know the kind that keeps her audience interested and engaged in what she’s doing, even thinking that she’s hot or sexy or something they want to fuck, just the subtle tease…that gives just enough to keep people involved…it’s a delicate balancing act of where you go too far and people stop caring, you get less jobs, and disappear…but if you don’t go far enough, people get bored and move on with their lives… I don’t think she’s great, worth talking about, but I guess I’m bored of shameless 18 year old whores who look 45 like Bella Thorne…because she and her redhair were an everyday thing and not even a movie star like this one…more a terrible young idiot in those straight to DVD movies in an era where there is no DVD…. I feel so lost an alone..so I’ll just stare at Chloe Grace Back…showing off a tattoo – even though all tattoos are dumb as fuck and if you’re gonna modify your body – you might as well should get tits.. All this to say – I prefer her cameltoe… The post Chloe Grace Moretz Back of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel Still Does Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Candice Swanepoel still does Victoria’s Secret, it’s really all she fucking knows. It’s the only job she’s really had, and since they saved her from South AFrican black crimes against racist slave driving white people, and HIV…so much HIV….but giving her a work Visa and celebrity…she owes it to them… She’s currently engaged, but that doesn’t mean she hasn’t fucked countless rich dudes while dating her gay looking fiance…she’s pushing 30…and still has a rocking fucking body..but I still find her totally fucking boring…. We live in a world that being hot and half naked is enough to get noticed, followed or a like…but to really have impact…bitch needs a personality…or maybe I’m just low testosterone and not enough of a caveman to think “girls are just pussy, this girl is good pussy, even if this pussy is diseased, I’ll conquer it like a fucking primate”….and I’m all sensitive and shit, thinking “please do something more than the same fucking thing you’ve always done – 9 years later”….because I can just cross reference those pics, when she was young and better…why would I want to look at her at 30 doing it…when I have access to her youth…ya know…I know.. But then again, Victoria’s Secret, like everything have taken a cue from instagram and made their traditionally typical, the exact same shoots, for the same product shoots, more snapshot feelin’ and real…I mean bitch is actually smiling and having fun…weird.. The “Easter Egg” in these pics is the one with her wrinkled faceand double CHIN…just how we like our models… The post Candice Swanepoel Still Does Victoria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner Sluts Up for Love Magazine of the Day

I guess Kendall Jenner is in Love Magazine again. I figure they just did a photoshoot with all the girls from their Advent Calendar last fall, that they’ll release over the year in their magazine, because why bother coordinating with these people when you get them for a day to do the one cool thing the magazine does every year…. So get the social media whore to show up, milk the social media whore, feed into her rich kid ego, and hopefully she’ll plug you on social media so your company gets more followers and becomes higher profile.. That’s the only reason people are working with her, she’s not that hot, I can’t imagine she’s that good, because everything she does is shit, but peeople follow her bullshit…so latch the fuck onto it when you can like Love Magazine is doing….it’s good for business…some young spoiled rich kid…overrated slut is good for fucking business. What a joke.. The post Kendall Jenner Sluts Up for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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