Olga Rodionova has some Russian tits! Old Russian Tits. She’s pushing 40. She’s a model who has seen better days and has done all kinds of shit, from Playboy to Vogue. She’s an actor who has been in such hits as “Trasure Raiders” and “Elevator”…and she owns a PR company. She has since been knocked up by some Russian Billionaire, obviously, that’s what the hot ones do in Russia when they aren’t abducted by, eaten up by, seduced by the human trafficking sex trade by threats of their family being killed off. Most importantly, she still models her titties because by the looks of them, they aren’t nearly as old as her…. What it comes down to is what can’t this girl do…typical product of communism…winning GOLDS in all she does.
Kristin Cavallari may be a nobody, but a few years ago, she was best known for being on a hit MTV show called Laguna Beach that gave her an ego, and made her think that since she staged reality so well, she could be an actress, and turned down the spinoff, which was an even bigger hit that her show, called the HILLS, but in her mind, it was ok, she was a star and was going to get movie work, without realizing that no one respects reality stars, only to crawl back to the spinoff the last season, hell she needed to make money to pay her rent and lavish lifestyle from when she was a TV Star, only to get cancelled…..pregnant and now posing on the beach in a bikini in staged post pregnancy pics I assume are for US Weekly, because they are the only ones who would care about this…. Now that you know the history of Kristin Cavallari, you can stare at her mom ass, that is actually not offensive at all, in fact, as much as I hate admitting it, because she’s such a vapid twat, I kinda like it, but in my defence, I like all asses in bikinis, even the scary ones. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Lauren Conrad is amassing quite the portfolio. The former star of MTV’s Laguna Beach and The Hills just purchased a new Los Angeles home, renovated by Jeff Lewis, of Bravo’s Flipping Out fame. It cost her $3.745 million. Check it out: The private, 4,300-square-foot, 2-story, New England-style home is located in the posh, West L.A. enclave of Brentwood, home to many celebrities. The 6-bedroom, 5-bedroom estate sits on a quarter acre and features hardwood floors; marble in the kitchen and bathrooms; and stainless steel appliances. While the backyard doesn’t come with that quintessential celebrity staple – a swimming pool – the listing notes that there’s definitely room to build one. Lauren Conrad, 27, also owns a Beverly Hills condo and a four-bedroom pad in that Orange County seaside town where it all began … Laguna Beach. She’s also an author and fashion designer, among her other pursuits. Seems like she’s doing pretty well overall as a businesswoman these days …
If a reality store from 5 years ago, who ultimately doesn’t matter, puts on a bikini, does she make a sound. Well apparently, yes. Kristin Cavallari from Laguna Beach, who had an ego that turned down The Hills cuz she was going to run with her own acting career, without being informed that she had no talent, only to crawl back for the last Season of The Hills, after everyone made all their money on the shit, while she just went to auditions and got rejected, making her more than just a failed actress, ex-reality star it makes her desperate and that is porno to me….especially when in a bikini or two….next stop sex tape. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Poor lil rich girl… Kristin Cavallari is singing sob stories about how MTV made her out to be a bigger beyotch than she really was and how much motherhood has humbled her. Via Us Weekly reports : Kristin Cavallari insists she was never the bitchy, man-eating teenager MTV made her out to be. In an interview with The Chicago Sun-Times’ Splash magazine, the 25-year-old opens up about what really went on behind the scenes of the network’s megapopular reality shows Laguna Beach and The Hills. “The producers were really crappy to me,” Cavallari says of her two-season stint on Laguna Beach, in which she and high school nemesis Lauren Conrad famously vied for classmate Stephen Colletti’s affection from 2004 to 2006. “I felt like everybody was against me and manipulating me, and that forced me to be a beyotch.” Upon graduation, Cavallari relocated to L.A. so “people could forget about Kristin from Laguna Beach,” she explained. Despite her best efforts, “I was known as the bad girl. And once you have that image, it’s so hard to change it.” While Laguna Beach oftentimes featured storylines set up by producers, Cavallari says The Hills was almost entirely fake. “They did everything short of handing us a script,” Cavallari claims. “I had two lives: my Hills life and my real life.” “l decided to have fun with it this time,” she added of The Hills, which she joined midway through season 5 in 2005, following the departure of protagonist Conrad. “I embraced it, and played a caricature of myself.” Though she frequently feuded on-air with her Hills costars Audrina Patridge and Stephanie Pratt, Cavallari has since mended fences. “People are always surprised by how nice I am in real life,” the 5-foot-6 blonde said. These days, Cavallari’s life is notably less dramatic. She lives in Winnetka, Illinois, with her fiance, Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler, and their 6-month-old baby boy. “Our world revolves around Camden,” she said of her son. “I’m a suburbanite now!” “I’ve always wanted to be a mom,” Cavallari added. “I’ve learned that it means I have to be totally selfless. But it’s the most rewarding thing in the world.” Tough life. This girl has had it so rough. She’s been rich and famous since high school but she still finds a way to complain about it. SMH. Photo Credit: MTV
Next episode, also featuring Lenny Kravitz and Bryan Greenberg, airs Saturday at 11 a.m. on MTV. By Lauren Kearney Kristin Cavallari Photo: Frazer Harrison/ Getty Images We all remember party girl and badass Kristin Cavallari from ” The Hills ,” and the die-hard “Hills” fans remember where it all began: “Laguna Beach.” On this week’s episode of “When I Was 17,” Kristin takes us back in time to her “Laguna Beach” days, rehashing a Halloween rager that almost went off without a hitch. “When I was 17, my Dad got remarried and went away on his honeymoon, so I threw a huge Halloween party,” Kristin recalls on the latest episode, premiering Saturday at 11 a.m. on MTV and also featuring Lenny Kravitz and Bryan Greenberg. “Everyone was dressed up for Halloween, which makes it that much more fun. We were definitely dancing. We were drinking. My house was filled with people.” The next day, Kristin cleaned the entire house until it was spotless, leaving no evidence of the party the night before. Or so she thought. “I thought I did such a good job. And then my dad and my stepmom came home, and apparently I just missed one beer can under the couch, and that’s what my Dad found.” Busted! But we’re glad Kristin decided not to change her partying ways. After all, what would “Laguna Beach” have been without the party girl? Don’t miss this week’s episode of “When I Was 17,” featuring Kristin Cavallari, Lenny Kravitz and Bryan Greenberg, at 11 a.m. Saturday on MTV. Related Videos Preview ‘When I Was 17’ Featuring Kristin Cavallari Related Photos Star Gazing: Kristin Cavallari
‘No one’s bad!’ reality star tells MTV News at ‘DWTS’ rehearsal. By Kelley L. Carter, with reporting by Matt Elias Mark Ballas and Kristin Cavallari Photo: MTV News Kristin Cavallari knows she has her work cut out for her on “Dancing With the Stars,” but it sounds like she’s up for the challenge. On Monday’s show, Cavallari vamped it up in her Hollywood-glam interpretation of the quickstep. Dressed in a sexy, long and flowy white gown — reminiscent of siren Marilyn Monroe — the reality star made a tremendous improvement from her first week’s performance, the judges enthused. In her rehearsal for this week’s dance, MTV News caught up with Cavallari and her partner, Mark Ballas, who sized up their competition. They both said everyone brought their own talents to the table and they are on the lookout for them all. “No one’s bad!” Cavallari said. “That’s the thing. I think it’s going to be a tough season.” Last week, the 24-year-old former “Hills” and “Laguna Beach” star wowed the judges when she shook her way through the cha-cha. This week, she earned 22 out of 30 points — the second-highest score behind Ricki Lake — in addition to some pretty meaty praise from the trio of judges. “I’ve been bedazzled by the blond bombshell! I love old, Hollywood glamour! This performance was twinkling with pleasure,” Bruno Tonioli gushed. Carrie Ann Inaba added: “Last week, nervous; this week, stunning! You kept your hold, you kept your frame. I thought it was gorgeous!” Who do you think is Kristin’s toughest competition on “Dancing With the Stars”? Let us know in the comments!
Former MTV bad girl Kristin Cavallari ( Laguna Beach, The Hills ) says the opportunity to go Dancing With the Stars came along at the perfect time in her life, allowing her to turn the corner after her broken engagement to Jay Cutler . It seems like she’s off to a good start. “You have the body to ballroom-dance, girlfriend! You looked great,” judge Carrie Ann Inaba said. “I want to watch you dance more and more. You shine. You sparkle.” Kristin Cavallari & Mark Ballas – Cha Cha (DWTS Week 1) “It was a very good cha-cha, and it’s hard to keep up with Mark,” Inaba added. “He gives you very challenging choreography, and you have to keep up with him.” Kristin scored a 19 last night, landing her in the middle of the pack, but she even won praise from hard-to-please Len. Hornball Bruno? That was a given. “You know I love a bad girl; a bad girl with hot hips. I know you’ve got the full package to give that action,” he said. Agree? How do you think Kristin did?
Jay Cutler? A whiny, aloof QB who quit on his team in the biggest game of the year. U.S. Marines? Loyal, certified badasses who sacrifice their lives for us. Semper Fi! There was no funny video involved, but Kristin Cavallari will be on hand at a San Diego U.S. Marine Corps Ball after accepting an invite on Twitter. After a Marine named Jonathan Burkett extended an invitation via Twitter yesterday, the former star of Laguna Beach and The Hills jumped at it. The message read, “Wanted to know if you want to go the the Marine Corps Ball with me in San Diego?! Would make a video but still deployed!” Kristin Cavallari promptly replied,”Would love to! When is it?” According to TMZ, her rep is working out the details to actually arrange it. No word if Jay, her ex-fiance who dumped her, is apathetic about this. [Photo: WENN.com]
