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The Family Guy vs. Sarah Palin Saga: Offensively Predictable, Entirely Played Out

The definitive article on the battle that erupted between Family Guy and Sarah Palin has been written: it’s an A1 NYT feature , it’s comprehensive, and with any luck, finally puts this stupid, boring, predictable saga out of sight forever. In the event that you can’t understand why a cartoon on Fox would be embroiled in a highly quotable media brouhaha with a former vice-presidential candidate, all you have to know is that it’s Family Guy and Sarah Palin. But if you need more background, basically: Family Guy airs episode starring character with Down’s Syndrome voiced by actress with Down’s Syndrome. Vague allusion/”joke” is made about Sarah Palin as character with Down’s Syndrome notes that her mother used to be the governor of Alaska, har har. Palin, who has child with Down’s Syndrome, gets angry, gets on Facebook, and writes about how hurt she is, as former Vice-Presidential candidates are wont to do. So! In comes New York Times ArtsBeat writer Dave Itzkoff, recapping the entire thing , with quotes from Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane, Sarah Palin, Palin’s daughter Bristol, the Family Guy actress in question, and the executive director of the Down Syndrome Association of Los Angeles, who helped get said actress cast. Naturally, the actress (Andrea Fay Friedman) was delighted to be a part of all of this. In an email (that the New York Times apparently saved in full for this here definitive roundup) Friedman notes: “I guess former Governor Palin does not have a sense of humor.” She added that in her family, “we think laughing is good,” and that she was raised by her parents “to have a sense of humor and to live a normal life.” Ms. Friedman continued, “My mother did not carry me around under her arm like a loaf of French bread the way former Governor Palin carries her son Trig around looking for sympathy and votes.” Well, basically, yes. Even more astute is the observation from said advocate: Gail Williamson, executive director of the Down Syndrome Association of Los Angeles, which, among other services, assists films and television series in casting actors with the disability, and helped Ms. Friedman get hired by “Family Guy,” said it did not matter whether she thought the episode was funny. “Within ‘Family Guy,’ the character was fully included, well-rounded, dynamic, not dealing with stereotypical Down syndrome issues,” Ms. Williamson said. She added: “Am I a fan of that kind of humor? Eh. It’s beside the point.” Also correct! The ends here aren’t necessarily bad. Someone got an acting gig, and someone pushed a unarguably “good” cause (equality) forward. There are worse results, and naturally, Friedman and Williamson are happy. Palin and MacFarlane, however, come out of this looking worse for the wear. Just for a moment, let’s consider Seth MacFarlane telling the New York Times that he was proud of what he did, noting that the character’s Down Syndrome being played as a secondary element was essentially the point. Seth MacFarlane’s in the TV business, and he didn’t do this to advocate a cause. There’s an inherent shock factor in having a character with Down’s Syndrome make a joke about Sarah Palin, who has a kid with Down’s Syndrome. He took an audience by the eyeballs, and exploited a willing actress with Down’s Syndrome to do it. And equality, indeed: What working, career actresses trying to make a living—Down’s Syndrome or not—can you think of that would turn down a gig as high profile as Family Guy ? None of ’em, and this one, like the rest, was more than willing to cash a paycheck. Can’t blame her. On the other side, Sarah Palin has again and again fed into being baited by irreverent people making irreverent jokes at her family’s expense. If you have a very large platform, and you say something that can even remotely be perceived as mildly controversial by Palin, it’s pretty much a given that she’s going to mic up and talk about this, as opposed to just writing guys like David Letterman and Seth MacFarlane off (just like the rest of the people they take on manage to do). She used the moment to step up on a platform and advocate a separate side of the same cause, but moreover, herself as a voice in “the conversation” about “the controversy.” Like clockwork: 1. Seth MacFarlane makes “controversial” episode of thing meant to entertain with Sarah Palin joke. 2. Sarah Palin joke elicits Sarah Palin reaction on internet and TV. 3. Sarah Palin reaction elicits Seth MacFarlane reaction. 4. Separate reactions of Sarah Palin and Seth McFarlane are yielded by “controversy,” producing more “controversy.” 5. More “controversy” yields NYT story. 6. Family Guy gets press, Sarah Palin gets soapbox, Fox gets viewers for Palin’s argument on Fox News and for Family Guy ‘s ratings, worthy cause gets talked about more. Everybody “wins.” But mostly Dave Itzkoff , because he got more money than I did to write about this. Kind of related: if Robot Chicken made this joke, it’d (A) be funnier and (B) wouldn’t be a story.

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6 Things to Do If You Hate New York Instead of Anthrax Mailings

2001’s Anthrax mailer, Dr. Bruce Ivins, killed five people and then himself. The FBI’s closing the case file on him today. Interestingly, the guy hated New York . Sometimes, it sucks! But there are ways around this problem. 6. Stop taking the subway. Self-explanatory, but in the event that you do derive some pleasure out of being transported by a never-timely rat-infested sweatbox staffed by people so angry you have to communicate with them in their native grumbles in order to negotiate the kind of situation that would require you to talk to them—like an unannounced service change, or your MetroCard not working, or some kind of emergency they should be attending to—which is often, go right ahead. But this is a nice place to walk. You should try walking, sometime. 5. Stop grocery shopping. Grocery shopping in this town is the goddamn worst . Whole Foods is essentially the sixth circle of the Inferno. The Park Slope Co-Op is basically an oppressive Communist hierarchy of people who will make you feel bad for eating everything but AssOats and Dayboat Bananas and Dirt-Strewn Organic Free-Trade Hormone-Free Tomatillos. Trader Joe’s teases you with really great looking food that’s cheap but as it turns out mostly tastes like shit. Also, more lines. Gristedes or Grosstedes or whatever you call it, it’s an exercise in the restraint of your gag reflex, because they all smell like someone just barfed an entire bender of Pineapple Rum all over the front door. Same with Key Foods, because they’re basically the same, but Key Foods is just out of reach of where you live, making schlepping your groceries a giant pain in the ass. And Fresh Direct is cool if you enjoy the routine of having to break down the 40 cardboard boxes that were required to deliver you a bottle of seltzer and a T-Bone you’re not going to cook anyway. Just eat out. All the time. For every meal. Life will get better. 4. Stop reading the newspaper. If you have any common sense about you, the Sunday Styles routinely does bad things to your blood pressure, and you know, Thomas L. Friedman and Maureen Dowd and all the other absurd shit at the New York Times . The New York Post is meant to make you angry no matter who you are, and the New York Daily Snooze is just kind of there . The Wall Street Journal’s now owned by Rupert Murdoch so you might as well just read the New York Post from five feet away and save yourself like what a buck? Whatever. And unless you already read The New York Observer you’ll probably find something mean to say about it, starting with it’s pink hue. 3. Avoid our sports teams. Ivins actually expressed his hatred for the Yankees in writing. Hating the Yankees is no reason to go postal, because everyone else in America hates the Yankees without freaking the fuck out, no? That said, New York’s sports teams are the absolute worst. The Mets are patently depressing. The Yankees have the highest payroll in baseball, finally win their first championship in ten years, and then let their MVP get snapped up by the Angels. Also, they’re owned by the Steinbrenners, who are assholes. Also, A-Rod thinks he’s a centaur . The Knicks aren’t going to not suck for another five years, at least, and also, they’re owned by Jimmy Dolan, who’s an asshole. Our hockey teams might be good but nobody really cares about hockey enough to know if this is true or not. The Jets and the Giants are kinda okay but you have to go to New Jersey to see them play, but nobody wants a stadium in Manhattan, with good reason. But also, Jets fans are total goons . You’re probably just better foregoing professional sports altogether in this town. 2. Sell out. This is a pretty decent place to live no matter what, because everything’s pretty neat and we have some pretty neat stuff, but you know what makes New York even better? Money. Lots of money. Money is awesome in this town. You know what’s cool? An apartment that’s kinda close to Manhattan that isn’t a shoebox and doesn’t try to routinely kill you via electric fire or rodents serving as inspirations for supporting roles in Korean monster movies. You know what’s cooler? A townhouse in the West Village that’s so whimsical if you look at it too long your face will collapse. Hate the press? Just buy a newspaper; they’re basically all for sale right now on the cheap, anyway. Money solves lots of problems, and it solves a lot more problems in New York than anywhere else, because this city is basically nothing but problems. 1. Fuckoff. If you hate it so much here, why don’t you just move? Move to Berlin! Lots of ex-pats still think Berlin is great. Or find the next Berlin! Or go to LA! Or Jersey! You can find yourself somewhere. But the last thing New Yorkers need are people who constantly complain about how much this city sucks. Because we have enough shit to deal with, thanks.

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Battle of the Blog Designs: The Guest of a Guest vs. Gawker Design War

Today’s Page Six had an especially glorious item, pitting the designs of two gossip blog networks against each other , with chatter that someone’s totally biting our shit off : the socialite chronicling Guest of a Guest , and Gawker Media . That’s us. Whenever I get to bust out the #SelfReferential tag, the sun is shining down especially bright on God’s Bloggy Children, and today is no exception. See, we kind of look like one thing, and Guest of Guest kind of looked like another thing. And then one day, someone who works for us noted that this one thing ( Guest of a Guest ‘s design) looks like the other (our design) a little too much. And we’re going to leave it up to you, the people, to decide if it does! The timeline goes like this: On Thursday, someone who works here pointed out between the two websites. Then, the guy who pays me pointed it out. Like this! As they say in the “rap game,” SHOTS FIRED. Take a look: Cameron Winklevoss —in short, a shiny Ivy League-educated Olympic rower with an entrepreneurial streak, stellar last name, and twin brother—did in fact claim to invent Facebook, and you can read about that stuff here . Whatever , because later that evening: BANG. More shots. The link was to a Tumblr account presumably opened up by design people Hard Candy Shell, with one post on it: And here I’d compare this to Biggie and Tupac except, well, they were both thugged out rappers whose art will stand the test of time, and, uh, this is about two blog networks. Ha. So, anyway, on Friday, a Guest of a Guest Tumblr post asks the world if my boss is going “batshit.” And Guest of a Guest’s Rachelle Hruska fired back with her own allegation of noting that our company’s recent blog acquisition, CityFile, looks like Guest of a Guest. Take a look, decide for yourself: Rachelle also noted that her redesign party was four months ago . For the record, that Tips box you see at the top of the screen launched for us back in October about a month and two days before Hruska’s redesign party. Whatever. Now, if you have yet to open your motion sickness bags, we’ll come back around to today’s Page Six item, hysterically titled BLOG FIGHT, in which this goes down : “It’s a bit silly,” said one blogger. Asked to comment, Denton told us, “Cameron Winklevoss claimed he invented Facebook,” and noted that Winklevoss settled a lawsuit against [Facebook founder] Mark Zuckerberg “for millions of dollars. So it’s surprising he has neither the cre ativity nor the funds to come up with his own Web design.” Said Hruska: “Who is Nick Denton ?” Me-yow, sister. I reached out to Rachelle Hruska and Cameron Winklevoss for quote because I know I’d get a screamy email if I didn’t, and Rachelle returned to me with this: “You know what they say, punch a bully in the eye and watch him cry. This has nothing to do with our site (which has been in steady state for months), rather Denton’s bruised ego after we described his “acquisition” of cityfile a lackquisition and pointed to how New York media sheepishly lapped it up. Since then Denton has been squealing like a stuck pig on twitter and working to plant a piece in page six. Who would have thought the custodian of negativity’s cesspool and king of ad hominem attacks would take such offense to tempered skepticism? The fact that Page Six ran with this is confirmation of our original thesis and that Stockholm Syndrome is rampant in New York Media. Hopefully Los Angeles Media puts up slightly more resistance when Denton comes looking for their lunch money. We launch our LA site tomorrow .” Haha, is “lackquisition” a real word? I don’t care. Also, nice plug . Whee! I’d reach out to Gawker Media Overlord Nick Denton for comment but honestly he’s probably annoyed that I spent any time on this at all. Also, if in fact he actually cares about this, the publicity that was a byproduct of this post for Guest of a Guest is pretty undeniable! Finally, if he has anything to say, he’ll probably drop in the comments, or write me a terrifying email. So I’m leaving it up to you, the people! One more look-see: And you decide! Did Guest of a Guest rip Gawker’s design off? ( opinion )

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The Weird Weirdos Accused of Murdering Robert Wone

Last summer, the Washington Post delved into the murder of Robert Wone , an ambitious D.C. lawyer who was allegedly killed by three well-to-do gay friends in a polyamourous sadomasochistic relationship. Something called the “EROSTEK ET302R electrical shockwave generator” was involved. Wone, a politically ambitious 32-year-old lawyer for Radio Free Asia, was stabbed to death in the million-dollar townhouse owned by his college friend Joseph Price in 2006. While Wone was straight and married, Price (above, right) lived with his husband Victor Zaborsky (left), an ad executive, and his lover Dylan Ward (center), who played the dominant role in their sadomasochistic relationship. Price, Zaborsky, and Ward say Wone was staying over at their house when an intruder broke in and stabbed him. Prosecutors say they lured Wone there, drugged him, and got into to some really strange sex play. What kind of sex play? The kind that involves the EROSTEK ET302R, which is, according to newly filed documents in the case —prosecutors have charged the three men with obstruction of justice, and the homicide investigation continues—an electro-ejaculation device that was found in Price and Zaborsky’s home, along with a staggering array of extremely avant garde sex toys. Investigators found semen on and around Wone’s anus, but the strange thing is that it was his own semen . So they theorized that Zaborsky, Price, and Ward drugged him and used the EROSTEK to, um, milk him. When he died of an overdose, they suspect, they staged a stabbing and invented an intruder as a cover-up. The whole thing is strange beyond measure, not least because the three accused men were all highly successful and seemingly the picture of upper-class gay propriety: Price was a prominent attorney and co-founder of a Virginia gay rights group; Zaborsky was one of the marketing executives behind the “Got Milk?” campaign; and Ward was a Georgetown grad. And they lived together as a self-described “family” and had a veritable dungeon full of stuff like this, from prosecutors’ newly filed evidence tally: Not to mention books like, Juice: Electricity for Pain and Pleasure : [Photos via Who Murdered Robert Wone ?]

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Live-Blogging the Olympics: Day 5

OK! We are trying something new tonight. Let’s live-blog NBC’s prime-time coverage of the Olympics, shall we? Tonight: The men’s figure-skating short program features fur-bearing mammal Johnny Weir. Snowboarder Cross! Downhill skiing! Let’s pretend all of this didn’t already happen!

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Updated: What the Hell Did Sarah Silverman Say at Her TED Talk?

Must’ve been good, because Chris Anderson thought it was “god-awful,” and one blogger wonders if she “took a dump on stage.” The TED website describes her talk as ” a new perspective on the number 3000. ” But…what perspective? Update : Wow . The annual conference of supposedly important people with supposedly important things to say supposedly took a turn for the worst when Sarah Silverman got up on stage to speak. Seriously, if TED “curator” and Wired editor-in-chief Chris Anderson is talking shit on his own speaker… …And then, according to one asskisser, apologizing for her… …With other bloggers noting that “Sarah Silverman is being too honest :-)” … …and some saying she had them ” pissing (themselves) laughing ” and “killed it”…. We kind of have to know what happened. If you do, hit us up . Update: Well, we might have some kind of idea, now. Via MediaPost , a fairly rough report: Sarah learned she was Jewish because everyone else treated her like a Jew. She was a very deep child. It’s not like the Jews killed Baby Jesus, and btw: You are welcome for the Jews having killed the 39 year old, otherwise he wouldn’t be famous (Everyone knows you gotta die young to be famous). We need religion. It’s a way to cope with the unanswerable. Because if Sarah thinks about the fact that she was just a spec that exploded up out of her dad’s balls, that’s fucked up. Insecurity can humble us. It’s a survival skill. It can protect us. From things like aging. When Sarah was nineteen, there were so many official pussy inspectors, and now, you never see them anymore… probably because of computers. “Just please don’t think I care.” We live in a world of excess. Population doubles every 40 years (Sarah read that on a blog) – that’s crazy! How is it not total vanity to give birth when there’s so many kids to adopt? Sarah plans to adopt a mentally challenged child, because she really does enjoy the company of the mentally challenged. Unfortunately they don’t leave the nest – ever. Therefore, Sarah plans to adopt a retarded person that is terminately ill. Who does that? Amazing people. Everyone deserves to have a song. This is for the inner porn stars in the audience. All the penises in the galaxy… TED’s traditionally pretty grandstanding about the nature of their speakers and what they have to say. For example, a totally square (America Online founder) Steve Case: And more: And even shock from Silverman herself: So while she may not have “taken a dump on stage,” but Sarah Silverman definitely put something on TED’s reputation and speakers. Defiant mockery, perhaps? Not exactly revolutionary, but in that setting, definitely a little groundbreaking. [ Thanks to Paolo at NYC The Tumblr for links. ]

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Mysterious Creator of ChatRoulette Revealed: A 17 Year-Old Kid, Naturally

If you aren’t already familiar with it, ChatRoulette’s the hot new form of extreme internet voyeurism (and insanity). Essentially, it’s video-chatting with total strangers, and flying through them with a “next” button. And now, its creator’s been revealed… …as a 17 year-old Russian kid. Via the New York Times’ Bits blog , who, capturing a common sentiment, were “utterly fascinated with, and sometimes repulsed by” Chatroulette, emailed its creator, and finally, heard back: The question was answered on Saturday when Andrey Ternovskiy responded to the questions we sent to an e-mail address on Chatroulette. Mr. Ternovskiy said he was a 17-year-old high school student in Moscow. “I was not sure whether I should tell the world who I am mainly because of the fact that I am under age. Now I think that it would be better to reveal myself,” Mr. Ternovskiy wrote. Of course ChatRoulette was created by a computer whizkid. It’s at both so ingenious—and so insane—that it would take the sense of wonder, whimsy, and mischief of a teenager’s mind; the spare time of a teenager to do it; and someone who grew up with the coding that most web sites use now to come up with it: someone who, like Ternovskiy, started coding when they were 11. Most interesting isn’t his motivation (“for fun”) or his inspiration behind it (“a certain feeling of what other teenagers would want to see on the Internet”), or even why he does it (“I enjoy what I do. It is like a game for me. I discover new things and solve interesting problems.”), but rather—as someone who knows nothing about coding—the way in which he coded ChatRoulette with speed and economy, and also, the way he’s not raking it on the site: Advertising on Chatroulette is kept to a minimum, because there are a lot of sites full of advertisements, which distract you from what you want to do on those sites. I also love minimalism. That’s why I have put only four links on the bottom as advertisements. And what is interesting, is that these advertisements almost cover all expenses, just those four links on the bottom! He does it because he loves it . Meanwhile, that sound you just heard are hands slapping the foreheads of many a web sales team. That said, does anybody really know what the potential of ChatRoulette actually is, or what it can be past a voyeuristic experiment? Vanity Fair columnist and Newser “entrepreneur” thinks ChatRoulette is for the birds : Chatroulette is a catalogue of real time phalluses. It’s in your face priapicness. It’s jack-off central. It’s really quite astounding. And if a Vanity Fair columnist calls it “jack-off central,” than you know it must be true. Meanwhile, Sam Anderson at New York muses on its potential past “jack-off central” after spending too much time on it (which is besides, arguably, “any”): It felt like I’d experienced the full range the site had to offer: the shock porn, the dance parties, the weirdly aggressive homoerotic banter. Quite frankly, if ChatRoulette teaches us anything, one certain less we know—for the moment—is that kids are doing fun things because they like them, and adults are endlessly fascinated by these things that were created for kids to have after-school fun with. Also, that screengrabbing is the best thing ever, and that while ChatRoulette won’t bring us world peace anytime soon, it will bring humanity priceless moments like this. Via Buzzfeed :

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Prognosticating Project Runway Based on Today’s Fashion Show

That’s right, Lifetime did the unthinkable and showed 10 of the 11 remaining designers collections in Bryant Park today. So, who is going to actually be a real finalist and who is going to win? Let’s figure it out. The whole point of having a Project Runway show during Fashion Week is to try to guess who is going to be the eventual winner of the show. That means that you may run across some spoilery info that you didn’t want to know. If you’re one of those spoiler crybabies, stop reading now and go click on a post about Harold Ford instead. As usual, the show was like a class reunion for former Runway contestants and it was great to see some of our old favorites (and some whose names we don’t even remember) in the flesh. There were a few B-list celebrities: Abigail Breslin , Rachel Zoe , Nigel Barker who was walking around trying to figure out why Tyra Banks wasn’t there and what the hell happened to America’s Next Top Model . The guest judge is Faith Hill, who joined Heidi Klum , Michael Kors , and Nina Garcia Fashion Director of Marie Claire Magazine in the front row right next to Harvey Weinstein. The only designer that hasn’t been eliminated on the show who didn’t show a collection is Mya. Does that mean she is the next to go? Did she get disqualified or otherwise so shamed herself the producers didn’t want her dirty clothes in their presentation? Who knows. Here are the collections in the order in which they appeared today. They were each 10 looks, so the number of dresses is no indicator of whether or not they made it to the finals. I was hoping to spot who had to make the surprise 11th look (!!) the night before the big tent and spoil this whole thing, but Lifetime is smarter than me. It must be the lady vitamins. There was lots of purple, blue, tweed, cap sleeves, big shoulders, and prints. While I picked the finalists, I also ranked the collections based on how good they were compared with each other, but that doesn’t indicate the order in which I think they’re going to get kicked out. So, without further ado: the clothes. These are photos I took from my seventh-row perch (right behind Nicholas from last season), so forgive the quality. We’ll be replacing them with professional shots once they move on the photo wires. Jay Inspiration : He didn’t say. The Look : Lots of separates, volume at the hips and shoulders. Tweed, muted purple, separates, a gorgeous scalloped cocktail dress, and a final red dress that didn’t match anything at all. Will He Be a Finalist? : Possibly. Why : Everything was extraordinarily well-made and tasteful. Jay has had a strong showing all season (including a win), and had one of the better presentations. Rank : 5 Janeane Inspiration : “Things that grow but are not alive” and crystals The Look : Very Forever 21 with simple separates, loose flowy tops, cap sleeves. Cohesive, but bland. Will He Be a Finalist? : No way. Why : She was the worst of the bunch, and her skills on the show haven’t been much better. Rank : 10 Jonathan Inspiration : “A study in volume and things that fly.” The Look : Gorgeous detailed tops that were big at the neck. Gold and rust colors, prints that looked like fire. Tweed leotard crotches that can only be described as diaperish. Will He Be a Finalist? : No. Why : The work was too spotty. Some great pieces, but the super short leotard look was disastrous. I wanted to like this more, but he really was out shown. Rank : 8 Anthony (aka Suzanne Sugarbaker) Inspiration : The rough economy and that people “just gotta keep movin’.” The Look : Surprisingly well-made dresses in sparkly colors. Lots of silver, paillettes, lots of ruffled skirts. The prom-queen glam that we’re used to seeing from Anthony. The only misstep was a Joan Crawford gown that was fitted around the waist and flared out at the bottom that made the model’s skinny ass look like a soccer ball. Will He Be a Finalist? : Yes. Why : He’s great TV and he’s been improving on the show. I was seriously wowed by his collection, possibly because I always have low expectations for Suzanne. Rank : 2 Jesse Inspiration : Film noir, crime novels, “women on the run.” The Look : Retro throwbacks in grey, forrest green, and black. The boogie woogey bugle girl from company tweed. WWII hats. A little silly, but intricate garments that were finely crafted. Will He Be a Finalist? : No. Why : His inspiration wasn’t processed enough and it looked like too much retread. Maybe it was the hats? Rank : 6 Seth Aaron Inspiration : ’40s Russian military. The Look : Bondage Ninotchka with a pom-pom on her head. High necks, black and white stripes, structured layers of fabric, yellow scotch tape plaid, tiny polka dot prints, cap sleeves, and a final purple dress that had no connection to anything that came before it. Will He Be a Finalist? : No. Why : Seth Aaron was surprisingly impressive today, but he hasn’t been that great on the show and the judges don’t seem to admire his aesthetic. Rank : 7 Emilio Inspiration : “Color Me Bad” (we assume he doesn’t mean the ’90s R&B group) The Look : Bold colors, very chic and very Marc Jacobs. Lots of coats with a wonderful almost floral print beneath it, wonderful red, blue, and black knits. A metallic gold flowey Donna Summer disco spectacular for the finale that somehow managed to fit. Will He Be a Finalist? : He should be, but no. Why : His collection was sound and he’s been great on the show, but something about his demeanor said that he was pissed he wasn’t in the finals. He was wearing a hoodie and jeans, barely spoke when he came out to introduce his collection and looked gruff the whole time. If he’s not a finalist with this collection, he’s been robbed. Rank : 2 Mila Inspiration : Shadows. The Look : Exactly the ’60s mod retread you’d expect from Mila. Lots of black, and black and white combinations with muted purple thrown in. Patent leather, V-shaped patters, lots of wonderful texture. Will He Be a Finalist? : Yes. Why : Nina Garcia Fashion Director of Marie Claire Magazine loves her and she regularly churns out great clothes. This collection was a bit underwhelming though, and a little too dark. Strangely enough, the best outfit of the whole bunch was on Mila herself. Rank : 4 Ben Inspiration : Ray Bradbury’s The Martian Chronicles . The Look : A progression from washed out white to totally red. Earth tones with pops of a strange blue color. Lots of pants with what appeared to be bright blue kneepads. Strange configurations of fabric and crazy patterns. Will He Be a Finalist? : No. Why : The collection was a bit of a mess. Also, Ben said it was a “very emotional day” and was almost crying. We take that to mean he was sad he had to show a collection that wasn’t in the finals. Rank : 9 Amy Inspiration : Photographical digital printing and pleating. The Look : That about sums it up. Her first look was this insane burka-like silouette of a pleated skirt that started right below the model’s eyes and continued down her whole body. Tons of pleats, piles of pleats. Black and white Rorschach prints, puse accents and knits, handkerchief skirts, and a shockingly awesome simple black dress with a back that billowed in and out like a sea urchin underwater. Will He Be a Finalist? : Yes. Why : Amy is consistently great and her line, while a bit daffy was the best of the bunch. She had a clear point of view. The judges always reward innovation and crazy concepts, so she should take home the top prize. That is, unless Faith Hill insists on someone more safe. Rank : 1

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Marc Jacobs Husband Confirms Marriage, Penis Size

We got a hold of the BUTT Magazine’s upcoming interview with Jacob’s adorable husbear Lorenzo Martone and he says they were married in St. Barts over New Years even though they previously denied it . Also, Lorenzo says he’s hung! All-gay BUTT [ NSFW , unless you work in a gay designer’s studio] is known for their sexually explicit interviews with fabulous homosexuals and Martone’s—done by T Magazine’s Horacio Silva—is no different. Aside from Brazil born PR man Martone talking about his first time doing the dirty with a man while backpacking in Belgium, the real revelation is that Jacobs and his groom really were married when everyone thought they were. Now that we’ve heard it from Martone, we guess that their wedding cake really was a wedding cake and not some joke at a party like Jacobs rep tried to pass it off as. From the interview, the pair sounds very much in love, but what drives Martone crazy? Getting ignored backstage and Jacobs’ signature skirts. “He knows I don’t love it,” Martone says of his husbands sartorial choices. “I mean I loved it for a couple of months. I thought, ‘Okay, it was a cute joke. Get over it.’ Be he is in love with them. What can I say? He feels he has found his look and clearly he enjoys the attention that he gets.” As for dick size info, Martone makes a crack about Brazilian tools and Silva replies, “You mean the implication that all Brazilians are hung like Nazis at Nuremberg?” and Martone answers, “I can’t complain. My boyfriend can’t complain.”

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NBC’s Revisionist History of Conan O’Brien’s Tonight Show: It Never Existed!

How badly does NBC just want to put this Whole Conan Thing behind them? Via Peter Kafka at All Things Digital , so badly, they’re trying to eradicate all history of it ever having existed from The Internet. What history? Exactly . But come on, Peter Kafka. NBC wouldn’t be so stupid and brazen as to remove the archives of their first serious cause célèbre to come to the network in a while, would they? If you said “yes” outloud just now, well, you’re right. Per Peter : A little odd, given that a couple of days ago, the network was offering every single “Tonight Show” episode O’Brien had taped on NBC.com. But then again, everything about this story has been odd. I’ve asked NBC for comment. NBC – at least, I’m assuming it’s NBC – has also been aggressive about taking down Conan episodes from Google’s YouTube (GOOG). A look at NBC’s site shows, well, nothing. The NBC-partnered Hulu shows nothing, either! Nothing here, either That said, you can still watch other great NBC programming, like… Lipstick Jungle ! Which was canceled last May. Or Kings ! Which, like Conan’s show, was a fan-favorite NBC canceled because they were too incompetent to figure out how to make money off of it. Or the NBC reboot of Knight Rider, which was just as stupid of an idea as it sounded! You can even buy old Tonight Show gear! But you know what you can’t do? Watch Conan O’Brien ‘s The Tonight Show. Probably because it reminds NBC of nothing but their tremendous failure to do anything correctly, ever. A pattern they manage to move forward with by erasing Conan from their memories. Thankfully, for you, dear customer: Conan Lives On, in our hearts, minds, and at Gawker.TV , where we’re apparently servicing NBC’s customer base better than that network will ever—ever—be able to be.

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NBC’s Revisionist History of Conan O’Brien’s Tonight Show: It Never Existed!