OK, so I might be a little late to the party on this one, but who cares? It’s seriously hot. So enjoy this video of the Victoria’s Secret Angels shaking it to Taylor Swift ‘s “Shake It Off.” And if you ask me, I think all of Taylor’s music videos should star supermodels lip-syncing in lingerie from now on. It’s the first time I’ve ever made it through a whole one — even if it did take me 20 minutes from all the times I had to pause it to drool.
Here’s Arianny Celeste at the Maxim Hot 100 Celebration looking as smoking hot as ever and reminding me why she’s still my undisputed all-time favorite ring girl. There’s been a lot of promising challengers for the title over the years, but I’m sorry, nobody’s touching Arianny and those glorious funbags of hers. No, really, I even asked nicely and explained what a big fan I was and everything. Oh well. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com
I know it’s my job to keep you perverts up to date on all the newest no-name hotties out there, but apparently I’m a little late to the party on Paulina Slagter here. Because according to 10 seconds of Googling, she’s been dating that lucky SOB Ryan Phillippe for a couple years now. I also found out Paulina’s a law student at Stanford, which is weird, because if she’s really that smart, then what’s she doing dating some washed-up actor instead of a famous blogger like yours truly? Hmm, maybe if I study these bikini pictures some more, I’ll be able to figure it out. It’s worth a shot at least. » view all 12 photos Photos: Fameflynet
A video I made for Justin Bieber using the song “You Found Me” by The Fray. Lyrics: I found God On the corner of First and Amistad Where the west Was all but won All alone Smoking his last cigarette I said, “Where you been?” He said, “Ask anything”. Where were you When everything was falling apart? All my days Were spent by the telephone It never rang And all I needed was a call It never came To the corner of First and Amistad Lost and insecure You found me, you found me Lyin’ on the floor Surrounded, surrounded Why’d you have to wait? Where were you? Where were you? Just a little late You found me, you found me In the end Everyone ends up alone Losing her The only one who’s ever known Who I am Who I’m not, who I wanna be No way to know How long she will be next to me Lost and insecure You found me, you found me Lyin’ on the floor Surrounded, surrounded Why’d you have to wait? Where were you? Where were you? Just a little late You found me, you found me Early morning The city breaks I’ve been callin’ For years and years and years and years And you never left me no messages Ya never send me no letters You got some kinda nerve Taking all my world Lost and insecure You found me, you found me Lyin’ on the floor Where were you? Where were you? Lost and insecure You found me, you found me Lyin’ on the floor Surrounded, surrounded Why’d you have to wait? Where were you? Where were you? Just a little late You found me, you found me Why’d you have to wait? To find me, to find me http://www.youtube.com/v/X2Cj8R-m600?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata Link: You Found Me (Justin Bieber Video) with lyrics
“Ugh, Kim Kardashian ,” you’re probably thinking. “I’m so sick of hearing about her stupid divorce.” Well, you are right-we are a little late jumping on the Kardashian bandwagon. But how many US Weekly articles are going to show you bush? That’s right. None. So join Skin Central after the jump for six sexy divorcees for whom even Kim’s 72 days of marriage were way, way too many. Pics after the jump!
I don’t know where these are from, but I ripped them off a site that posted them along with the Christina Aguilera’s Tits on Entourage Finale Clip so assume they are new enough…and new or not who really gives a fuck, she’s showing fucking nipples and I really don’t even care if the nipples are even her nipples or if some virgin werido photoshopped the shit onto her…cuz I would have paid money for these a decade ago and I’m smitten to get them now…even if they are a little late, her implants a little weathered, and her pussy and her career a little rotten…it still works out good enough for me…. UPDATE – THESE ARE VERY VERY OLD
I arrived a little late to the Japanese phenomenon that is The Big Tits Zombie , a 3D grindhouse throwback whose original trailer winked a little too hard at the viewer in April. The new one isn’t really that much better, but at least it has an improved and more fully realized sense of vision, narrative and genre. Oh, who am I kidding? This makes George A. Romero look like Robert Bresson (if Bresson were NSFW ).
I’m a little late getting to this extraordinary trailer for the thriller 4.3.2.1 , which, at a glance, seems to be much more of a British phenomenon than anything Americans would get too carried away with. But a closer look reveals a number of factors that make the new film by young U.K. actor/writer/director Noel Clarke an international breakthrough waiting to happen. I mean, how can you say no to a movie promising lipstick lesbians, a diamond heist, Emma Roberts threatening to kill someone and Kevin Smith — on an airplane! — all in one insane place? Click through for the mildly NSFW goods.
I'm a little late to the party , but here's my list: My favorite things of the year! I tried really hard to limit my Gaga/Noah Cyrus moments. Don't judge
