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Nina Agdal Retard Head of the Day

Posted on February 24, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve been committed to the cause that Nina Agdal is a retard, maybe with Downs Syndrome, which isn’t a bad thing, I prefer people with Downs over most humans, and it would actually be endearing…it would add some dimension to the fact that she’s a vapid, gold digging, Leonardo DiCaprio groupie who tries to fuck him into husband…because it will lead to her living the good life, while putting all importance on materialistic bullshit, because she knows she’s not hot enough to carry this life, she’s just been lucky that she’s been sold to the public by Sports Illustrated…and they believe it… She’s garbage, she’s a drunken mess – which would be cool without the ego…she’s big and awkward looking and she’s got this face…this weird fucking face….this is shit that remind me of nightmares of being stranged alone in the fucking jungle…only to wake to this saying “put your sperm in me and make me babies like you’re brad cooper and I’m irina”… It’s weird as fuck TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Nina Agdal Retard Head of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dioni Tabbers Nipples of the Day

Posted on October 27, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dioni Tabbers is apparently and actual model, who can really tell. According to the internet, which is the source of all things good – including but not limited to me….but to all kinds of great information like that Dioni Tabbers is signed to TRUMP MODELS…the modeling agency your next President, or possible next President…because America is uneducated half retard….not that Hillary is any better…but TRUMP is the worst….owned… That doesn’t mean she fucked Trump, it just means that his people recruited her from the Netherlands where she’s from, gave her a work visa, because he understands BORDER policy…and that is – LET THE HOT PUSSY IN…. She’s Dutch, not Muslim or Mexican, and her TULIP seem eager to get out there and really get a career going….. She’s not famous on Social media, with under 20k followers, but that doesn’t mean she’s not rich thanks to fucking rich guys…or living the good life thanks to fucking rich guys…or even working and paying her own way, something that is doubtful but possible, using her tits she showcases…the way all girls trying to get ahead should showcase tit.. I assume she’s got a lot of other titty pics out there, but who’s got time to look in my archives for that…I mean I guess I do…but why bother…when wet t-shirt is good enough… Find her on instagram, tag me @drunkenstepfatherdotcom in her comments, help her know I exist so that we can be friends for life….it’s good for my self esteem…because I feel so alone. The post Dioni Tabbers Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Whitney Cummings in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on September 21, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Whitney Cummings pulled off a scam – she was an aspiring actor who couldn’t get work – so she jumped into comedy because you can pull off comedy when you have a pussy – without needing to be that funny. I don’t like funny girls…especially when they aren’t funny to begin with and just joke around about sucking dick and dating…..because they are pandering to women who can relate and dudes who like staring at their tits. I find it some try hard bullshit that is just marketed as funny because they slept with the right person…or because they have tits….and aren’t quite talented enough to make it outside of comedy…not quite hot enough to make it outside of comedy…but she was clever enough to take those cummings deposited in her to become a producer on a bunch of hit shows, so she’s rich as fuck, and living the good life in a bikini…that’s really not as bad as it could be…because luckily it’s not Amy Schumer…a monster doing the same hustle…being celebrated in GQ UK…but garbage…offensive…disgusting…as fuck….but loved by the media…god knows why…. Here’s Whitney Cummings…. The post Whitney Cummings in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mila Kunis is a Dot Com Billionaire Asshole’s Wife and this is her Mom Cleavage of the Day

Posted on April 16, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

CINEMACON AWARDS sounds like some nerd shit…nerd shit that is probably part of the reason she’s living the good life… Not only married a pretty boy rich actor who was smart enough to link up with nerds and give them the money needed to create their ideas at the right time – making him a billionaire…you know exploit those fucks without really exploiting them because your celebrity co-sign makes them rich too…. But because a lot of her fans are just weirdo nerds who lust after girls they grew up jerking off to as the voice of the Family Guy or the 14 year old on That 70s Show…who married and got knocked up by her co-star after getting AIDS from Macauley Culkin…because clearly she’s a damaged Russian immigrant…confused about how things work…but totally fucking marketable, especially now that she has tits. I am not hating on Mila Kunis and her Milk filled tits. She’s hot. She’s not offensive. I don’t care that she married and got knocked up by one of the most annoying faces to ever be on TV or Twitter…I don’t care that she’s living the billionaire celebrity life and is probably a spoiled brat cunt…I don’t care that she gets cast in a lot of movies as the love interest…or the HOT chick….because that’ll come to an end soon enough…and they gotta cast someone…and I don’t care about her life, her job, anything about her…because she doesn’t care about me… Not once has she reached out, sent me an email, asked how I am doing, asked what I was wearing, sent me a pic of her panties, taken me out to dinner, paid my rent because you know she can afford it, or offered to breast feed me… In 14 years of doing this blog shit, she’s never sent me one Christmas card, invited me on one trip, asked me to go to a museum or grocery shopping with her…. She never thanked me for ripping into Ashton’s ex-wife Demi Moore for being the monster she is and worst of all…she never got me a gift basket… Where’s my fucking GIFT BASKET Mila Kunis… No…your tits don’t count…ok fine…I’ll accept them as my own…you haggard old cunt. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Mila Kunis is a Dot Com Billionaire Asshole’s Wife and this is her Mom Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner Loves Brown Phallus of the Day

Posted on July 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wish I was sucked into Kylie Jenner as much as the rest of the world, but I am more compelled by her snapchat than I should be. I don’t even follow her shit, I’m lazy, but anything good ends up on the internet, and it’s always weird enough for me to watch…partially because she looks like a 40 year old mom or pornstar with bad plastic surgery, something she probably got from her sister, who is old enough to be her mom….but she also does all this hip hop dancing…and showing off her tits…and in this edition, eating a pastry that is fed to her by one of her friends who is her friend because she’s Kylie Jenner, or is on payroll, as these things happen… It may not be as remarkable as her getting gas for the paparzzi, but I think it is, and this is probably all just a snapchat campaign….that I hope ends up in her own snapchat sex video, because that’s her family responsibility she’s been training for all her life….because I guess fucking black dudes is good for business…it reminds me of that Sandra Bullock movie where they adopt the black kid to get into the NFL because their own white kid is too homo….you know…living out that dream… Doesn’t matter, because the sex tape hasn’t happened, even if Khloe Kardashian admits to listening to them have sex…paving they way for the inevitable snap porn, but these snapchats speak to that…a little preview if you will, just imagine the chocolate phallus was 4 times the size… Here’s a few more… On and the Gas Pumping pics people loved yesterday… The post Kylie Jenner Loves Brown Phallus of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Moss for Love Magazine of the Day

Posted on July 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Moss is my favorite, and I guess also the favorite of a lot of people, and I am not really sure why the world loves her, but I know why I love her, and that’s because she was a big deal in the 90s, pretty much banged out every dude, had a kid in the process that she probably has never met, because she’s too busy living the good life, full of toplessness and partying… It’s like I’ve seen her nipples, her relaly long nipples, consistently…well into her 50s, I assume she’s 50…and she’s still bringing them out and looking amazing doing it… I guess the whole Kate Moss won’t die…and will never die…because she’s a fucking legend, has something to do with being hot, but more to do with her just getting paid millions to be in photoshoots, just doing her thing, before everything was public and people were doing every move in a calculated, to be seen and to get followers kind of way… Plus, I am all about her ripping lines of cocaine, having unprotected sex with rockstars you know do heroin, just embodying “cool”..before cool was a calculated thing….filled will assholes trying too fucking hard…to be liked, or noticed…I’m talking to you Cara Delevingne you fame wanting cunt… Here she is in a magazine like she’s not 100 years old, because she’s not, she’s immortal.. The post Kate Moss for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariana Grande at the NBA All-Star Game Halftime Show of the Day

Posted on February 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Obviously, they booked Ariana Grande to perform at the NBA Allstar game. She’s into the basketballs if you know what I mean….she’s what the brothers call a Snowflake, whether she’s got Mexican or Ethnic roots or not, this Disney bitch has been so white washed..that the the idea of Big Sean’s big Penis destroying her little frame isn’t like watching hood Mexican porn, or some Kim Kardashian big vagina can take all dick that it needs to be black…but rather like your little sister getting railed by a black dude, and for some reason that makes her live performances so much more fun to watch..it’s like I’m ready for her uterus to fall out on stage from all the gaping…. Good show though. even though no uterus slips happened… The post Ariana Grande at the NBA All-Star Game Halftime Show of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amanda Seyfried’s Weird and Amazing Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on February 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Amanda Seyfried’s got a Maxi Pad Pussy… A Maxi pad pussy that Justin Long rubs his penis on and probably sticks inside… But I am a fan of her, I think she’s hot, and in her low maintenance, probably unshowered, rocking a bush because she’s lazy as fuck enough to stick with Justin Long, who I assume made a lot of money by getting paid in Apple stock rather than money when he relaunched apple as the Mac Guy you wanted to punch in the face, because why else would he be railing these babes, when you look like a human and you aren’t…just accept that life isn’t fair.. Anyway, she’s on a photoshoot, in a one piece and I’m like it, but only because I like that she pulls the Disney Scam movies, and the indy nude movies, keeping it as real while being a sell out and that in and of itself is amazing… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Amanda Seyfried’s Weird and Amazing Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Kerr Shows You How to Catch Billionaires of the Day

Posted on February 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is the position Miranda Kerr gets in whenever she sees a billionaire, hoping to get them trapped and lodged in her pussy, so that they become addicted to her and can ever run away, in what some call “the program”, where billionaires seek models to validate their billions, and models seek billionaires, to pay them child support and alimony while living the good life… This is the bend over and bride, to put your pussy first out into the world, so that it hopefully sucks in any life that comes near it… The whole thing is a science that you learn at the modeling agencies when you’re 16. The post Miranda Kerr Shows You How to Catch Billionaires of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner Hard Tween Nipple of the Day

Posted on January 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kylie Jenner is the forgotten Kardashian. The last to be squirted or shat out of her mother’s opportunistic pussy….before the menopause hit…and the marketing of the other sisters started…. She’s the last teen in line to either draw attention to the family, at least until the grandkids are old enough to start whoring…and I guess she’s feeling either a little back burnered, like all the attention is going to the Kendall Jenner who is over 18, posing topless as a “model” and living the good life…so she’s decided to be a little edgier…all done up by showing off hard nipple, that looks like it is pierced, because she’s more hardcore, “ratchet” and hood than the one who think shs’s a fucking model… What it all comes down to is that she’s just another girl, who wants attention, only unlike the girls on instagram you jerk off to, she actually makes money doing this nonsense, because she’s positioned properly…and as much as she represents all that is good about social media, like Narcissists showing off their tits…she also represents all this is bad…and that is that they can one day be rewarded for this…but then again, without the one girl who made it, like the Lottery Winner they show you on TV, all the bottom feeders need her as a beacon of hppe that one day, their whoring will pay off too….and I’m willing to watch and participate, because porn is boring, but NUDES are my everything… That said, send Nudes.

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