I don’t even know if these are pics of Ana Beatriz Barros or some other model from the same shoot, in fact, I don’t even know if I am posting pics of the same girl, white girls, even when from Brazil all look the same, more importantly, I have facial recognition blindness, cuz I am normally looking at their tits…. All this to say, whoever the model is, I like her weird as fuck poses and squatting drunk handicapped person who needs to take a shit stance… That’s porn to me.
Apparently Rihanna posted this Ass Shot to twitter, I didn’t cross reference it becasue I am lazy, and figure it doesn’t really matter if she did or not, whether the ass is hers…..I am just happy it happened…because an black ass with shorts that look like this…and a prison tattoo….are fucking jokes and worth lookin at….no matter who the ass belongs to…and if the racists are right and all black people look the same, then this pic pretty much is her and I am loving that she’s putting it on blast…she’s my kind of money making exhibitionist who doesn’t need to be an exhibitionist at all….but does it cuz she likes it.
This is the reason I don’t read my twitter feed….Seriously. Celebrating Reese Witherspoon’s birthday with what may be the most offensive pics of a woman in a bathing suit in the last decade, all fat and sloppy because lets face it, she was fat and sloppy in the 90s when she first started getting pregnant, but she managed to carry herself though it in ways that tricked people into giving her an Oscar. This whole southern girl with good morals and values who traps the high school quarterback with her uterus, ruining his career. A church goer, who gets knocked up out of wedlock, because she’s full of shit, literally, at least according to her belly in these bathing suit pics. Defend her all you want, she’s pushing 40, has kids, I get it…but fuck there’s no excuse for this level of sloppy. Bitch needs to hit the beach in a snow suit. Warning – You Can’t Unsee These Pics TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I don’t know if this is just racism, you know the whole “All black girls look the same” shit, but people have been emailing this me all day saying “Is this Rihanna Nude” or “Check Out Rihanna Nude” or “Why haven’t you posted this Rihanna Nude”…well motherfucker I was napping and I, like the rest of the world, don’t really give a fuck about these celebs, I just post them in efforts to get a private fucking jet to fly me and my pug far away from my obese wife, who can’t fly because of her health issues, thank god. I do know that if it is Rihanna, I love the pic, because seeing her face down and ass up, is just the perfect level of slut, even if shot at the wrong angle. I mean I’m into seeing it from the backside, but I take what I can get, this is hardly porn, it’s just an artistic nude, from a girl who is a hooker to us all. I dig it, but I don’t think it is her. I don’t see any of her tattoos. Posting it anyway.
I have never heard of Gemma Arterton or Byzantium, but apparently, it is a movie, and she is in it, and these are the promo pics, and she’s in her lingerie, and that may be all we need to know. I have actually done posts on her before so I lied, I have heard of her, And seen her tits , but I don’t remember that shit I did this morning, let alone posts I’ve done in the past, I’ve been at this too long, and all titties are starting to look the same… Even if some titties deserve more love than I give them, like these Gemma Arterton titties…in movies with stupid names…
I have never heard of Gemma Arterton or Byzantium, but apparently, it is a movie, and she is in it, and these are the promo pics, and she’s in her lingerie, and that may be all we need to know. I have actually done posts on her before so I lied, I have heard of her, And seen her tits , but I don’t remember that shit I did this morning, let alone posts I’ve done in the past, I’ve been at this too long, and all titties are starting to look the same… Even if some titties deserve more love than I give them, like these Gemma Arterton titties…in movies with stupid names…
Love Magazine put out a pretty sleazy video that was put together for Louis Vuitton by their Editor in Chief named Katie Grand…not that you care about this shit…what you will care about is that some of my favorite models…who you se me talking about up in here….you know seducing them with my prose….while talking about their tits….including but not limited to Cara Delevingne, Saskia de Brauw, Isabeli Fontana, Georgia May Jagger and Magdalena Frackowiak…..now I have facial recognition blindness…and all these models look the same…but I will say one is naked…and showing titty and luckily…in my pathetic world…video of that is enough for me to celebrate…. The only funny thing in all this is that I’m considered a porn site for posting it, while Love Magazine, are considered artistic genius, maybe even visionariees, even if this high brow shit is just smut, garbage, idiotic, and not work of a visionary….but work of a con artist…tricking us into thinking what they do is “art”…when really it’s just throwing some shit together in as serious of a way possible….but at least there are titties while she does it..
Love Magazine put out a pretty sleazy video that was put together for Louis Vuitton by their Editor in Chief named Katie Grand…not that you care about this shit…what you will care about is that some of my favorite models…who you se me talking about up in here….you know seducing them with my prose….while talking about their tits….including but not limited to Cara Delevingne, Saskia de Brauw, Isabeli Fontana, Georgia May Jagger and Magdalena Frackowiak…..now I have facial recognition blindness…and all these models look the same…but I will say one is naked…and showing titty and luckily…in my pathetic world…video of that is enough for me to celebrate…. The only funny thing in all this is that I’m considered a porn site for posting it, while Love Magazine, are considered artistic genius, maybe even visionariees, even if this high brow shit is just smut, garbage, idiotic, and not work of a visionary….but work of a con artist…tricking us into thinking what they do is “art”…when really it’s just throwing some shit together in as serious of a way possible….but at least there are titties while she does it..
It is safe to say that I am probably going to get sued for posting these pics, you know like I used to get sued, back when I still mattered, you know when this shit was actually funny cuz it was legit and not staged by the celebs begging for attention… You know cuz Rihanna is an exhibitionist, she’s already leaked nudes, she’s constantly fucking with the media with her Chris Brown fake abuse, boyfriend, ex boyfriend, unstable relationship shit, so she likely doesn’t give a fuck that these happened…you know it comes with the selling your soul territory.. But the creepy paparazzi who took the pic likely does, and I expect them to be removed sooner than later, so take them in, absorb them, love them and make love to yourself while looking at them… I can’t say this is the last time you’ll see her naked, but it is the first time you have in a while… And if this isn’t in fact Rihanna at her ocean side villa not giving a fuck about paparazzi, but a look a like in a similar villa, this post automatically be became racist…I don’t think all black people look the same…I swear.. Here are the fun pics…and I like them…she’s a bit of a babe…isn’t she…thank god this isn’t a horror movie where she’s the first to be killed off cuz I want more!!! GIVE ME MORE!! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK I’m drunk. The paparazzi is gonna hate me….more than they already do.
Lauren Scruggs feels lucky to be alive – even blessed. This, after she accidentally walked into a propeller and lost her left hand and eye. Her mental state is just as astounding as her physical recovery. “It’s kind of weird to say, but I wouldn’t trade it,” the 24-year-old model and blogger says. ” I’ve seen it as a miracle . I’ve been through a lot but I’m living.” Scruggs tells People that she’s adjusting to her prosthetic eye and several different prosthetic arms, plus re-learning how to tie her shoes and drive. It’s hard, but she’s coping. Make that thriving. “Sometimes it’s easy to dwell on the fact that I don’t look the same,” says Scruggs, who is releasing a memoir written with her family this week. “But every day I’m feeling better and better.” Says her father, Jeff: “You don’t take life for granted anymore.” Inspiring story and individual, triumphing over adversity.
