Here’s your daily fix of pictures from Russian Instagram hotties trolling for rich sugar daddies. This time, it’s Dasha Mart . Anyway, I don’t know too much about her, other than the fact that she looks amazing in fancy hotel rooms (and I’m sure that’s good for her resume), but I bet she’s going to make some lucky bastard a great ex-wife someday. » view all 12 photos
People give Gwyneth Paltrow a lot of flack for her constant dieting tips and recipes that contain ingredients not found on this planet, but you can’t argue with the results. Gwyneth Paltrow looks amazing in a bikini…. read more
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Jenna Pietersen wearing nothing but sand ( egotasticallstars.com ) Photographer Richard Kern likes topless models and bright colors ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Prepare to fall in love with Erika Wheaton ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Lucy Li makes her Met-Art nude debut ( boobieblog.com ) Charlotte McKinney looks amazing even when shopping ( thenipslip.com ) If you’re good at math, you’ll know why these ladies make a 27 ( doubleviking.com ) Nina Agdal’s bare ass will make your day ( steakwood.com ) Kimberly Garner rocks some major league camel toe ( fleshbot.com )
As my regular readers know, I’m something of a dog person. But that’s not why I’m posting these pictures. I’m posting them because Gabriela Bloomgarden is one seriously hot model. I’d never heard of her before this shoot, but according to my research, she’s from New York, likes dogs, looks amazing in lingerie, and doesn’t mind hanging out in messy apartments. So, in other words, pretty much my dream girl. Enjoy. » view all 11 photos Photos: Atisha Paulson
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Natasha Legeyda’s topless Italian striptease ( egotasticallstars.com ) Chloe Wheatcroft for Out of Order No. 6 ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Caitlin O’Connor knows how to rock a bikini ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Celebrate Canada Day with Katie Banks ( boobieblog.com ) Emily Ratajkowski’s deep cleavage and other beauties from W Magazine ( thenipslip.com ) She looks amazing in nothing but a handbra and panties ( doubleviking.com ) Gigi Hadid does Miami ( steakwood.com ) Keira Nicole and 17 more of the best new Pornstars of 2015 ( fleshbot.com )
Hailey Baldwin was rumored to be Bieber’s girlfriend back when she was 17…. She’s the cousin of the Kendall Jenner wannabe Ireland Baldwin, who due to her big bones can’t get the love as a model she wanted…so instead turned ot a black rapper chick to get love… She’s the daughter of Stephen Baldwin, and luckily some groupie, possible immigrant model from some obscure country looking for a greencard…because she doesn’t look like Stephen Baldwin..on some Barnie Rubble shit…but instead looks amazing…for some obscure market fashion magazine… The post Hailey Baldwin for L’Officiel Netherlands of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elle Macpherson is 100 years old..and still looks amazing… She was one of the original models I jerked off to in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit back in 1988….an era when Australia was hot, Crocodile Dundee was the shit and, people were into Kangaroos and Elle Macpherson was the hottest thing Australia had to offer… I guess she’s still doing it…because along with marrying really rich dudes, she’s still a fucking model at her core, and she represents something that will never exist again. A model, who is famous for being a model, without all the instagram bullshit that people use to value models today…fascinating.. The post Elle Macpherson in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is Heidi Klum. You may know her as the Victoria’s Secret model who never died, she worked there forever and she looked amazing and still looks amazing…a decade after quitting…because of German Engineering…thanks Nazi genetic testing for that… I know her as the model who had her vagina murdered by Seal, a massive black cock that I can assume is the size of forearm, basically fisting her everytime they fucked…only to give her dozens of babies…coupled with her existing babies…making me wonder if the bikini bottoms she’s wearing are in this pic she posted are in fact just Duct Tape holding it all in…and the sick thing in all this is that if I was there I’d be more than happy to let her use my mouth to hold it all in…she may be weathered, but that’s the kind of storm I’d let choke me the fuck out via face-sitting… Here’s some more of her nipple because she doesn’t give a fuck…. TO SEE THE PICS OF HER NAKED WITH HER NAKED BOYFRIEDN THAT MAKE ME LAUGH
Eilika is a very weird looking model. She’s one of those models the fashion industry brings on because she looks weird and to them that is “unique” or marketable. Years ago they went crazy for girls with “doll faces”…and now I guess they are going crazy for girls with long faces, that look like they were either run over or just a genetic defect, with a bit of unhealthy, starved, thrown in for dramatic effect…. But the fact is that despite being a hater of long faced girls, I’ve fucked a bunch and they all kind of freaked me out equally, reminding me of that movie with Cher and the handicapped kid, she’s a working model, getting paid and showing tits, so maybe I should care less about the tranny vibe I get from this and more about her willingness to shine, and by shine I mean…show her tits…she’s a model, this is what they do.
I hate Maxim, I think they are a dated concept that should have died with the dot com boom, but unfortunately was too strong of a brand and barely powered through.. I hate that the assholes at MAXIM send me lawyers letters everytime I post their shitty fucking pics that up until the last 3 months have been of absolute nobodies… I like that since 2004 – I have been a bigger website than Maxim – with more traffic…they used to buy traffic from me… I don’t hate Lana Del Rey, I just don’t find her that hot…you can CLICK HERE FOR THE PICS I am more into her rape video with ELI ROTH from yesterday…. CLICK HERE TO SEE IT I am also more into Jennifer Lawrence…singing…to promote her blockbuster movie that makes her stupid fucking money…