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Put On Blast: DJ Quik Claims Andre 3000 Is Spreading Rumors About Him Having AIDS “Fawk Andre Badu!”

Is this what 3K has been busy doing?? DJ Quik Says Andre 300 Is Spreading AIDS Rumor About Him Via HipHopDX reports: DJ Quik calls Andre 3000 “Andre Badu,” and says the OutKast member started a vicious rumor about him. Early Tuesday (October 1) morning, DJ Quik took to Twitter to air out frustrations about OutKast member Andre 3000. The legendary West Coast producer hinted that he was less than pleased with Three Stacks, letting fans know that he would let fans know exactly what the problem was soon enough: Quik followed through, claiming that Andre 3000 reportedly told Andre’s brother that he “got the monster,” most likely referring to AIDS. Andre 3000 has yet to speak on the situation, and Quik has yet to elaborate.

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True Or False: Did Meek Mill’s “Dream Chasers” Homies Get Got For $40K In Gwap And Jewels At An ATL Waffle House? [Video]

This doesn’t sound good. A video has emerged claiming that associates of Meek Mill were robbed in Atlanta over the BET HipHop Awards Weekend. According to AJC reports : No injuries were reported Monday in the predawn armed robbery of several customers at a Buckhead Waffle House. The robbery happened just after 6:30 a.m. at the 24-hour diner on Piedmont Road north of Pharr Road. Atlanta police spokeswoman Kim Jones said three men from Philadelphia were robbed of nearly $40,000 in jewelry and iPhones. She said the victims, who had previously been at the Room Service Lounge, arrived at the Waffle House and sat in a booth at the back of the restaurant by the restrooms. About five minutes later, the two suspects entered and sat down at the counter. A few minutes after that, the suspects got up and went to the booth where the victims were sitting. One sat down while the other stood at the end of the table, Jones said. She said the suspect sitting down “produced a black semi-automatic handgun,” pressed it into the ribs of one of the victims, and said, “don’t move or say anything. I’ll shoot you right here,” and “give me your watch and gold chain.” Jones said the suspects took a $6,000 gold chain and medallion and a diamond-covered Rolex watch valued at $20,000 from Vincent Lamar “Cash Out” Robinson, a Rolex Submariner watch valued at $12,000 and a $500 iPhone from Raheem Jefferson and an iPhone 5 valued at $500 from Derrick Johnson. The suspects then left the restaurant and fled on foot. Police have not released a detailed description of the robbers. The original report caused rumors about Atlanta rapper “Cash Out” which he denied on Twitter. Louie V Gutta also made a veiled denial on Twitter:

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Kanye West’s Yeezus Track Got King Louie To Wake Up And Freestyle

Kanye West’s song didn’t need any prep from the fellow Chicago rapper; Louie just laid down what came to mind. By Rob Markman

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Master P Says There’s No Limit To Louie V Mob With Alley Boy

‘I feel there’s no other artist on the street hotter than him, making the type of music he makes,’ he tells MTV News of Alley Boy. By Rob Markman, with reporting by FLX Alley Boy and Master P Photo: MTV News

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Talkback: Samuel L. Jackson Really Wants This Interviewer To Drop An N-Bomb

You might have heard the shocking news that Django Unchained features copious use of the word ‘nigger’. I know! I can’t understand why a film set in the antebellum South, featuring numerous unrepentant slaveowners, during a time when black people were considered barely human as a matter of course, would have so many n-bombs. Sure, the word is almost exclusively spoken by villains or by black people to refer to themselves, and sure, it is one of the few aspects of the film that is 100% historically accurate, but come on. How rude of Quentin Tarantino to include it and make the harsh depiction of the slavery era even more uncomfortable. I’m kidding, the fake controversy is incredibly stupid 1 , and feels to me like the rush to blame movies and video games for terrible acts of public violence, because that’s easier than actually facing our demons head-on 2 . Maybe that’s why Samuel L. Jackson had a bit of fun during an interview with FOX Houston’s film critic Jake Hamilton over the issue. About 14 minutes into the the video below, Hamilton started to ask Jackson about the controversy, and this happened: I feel for Hamilton of course. His refusal to use the word and stir up a hornet’s nest of both real and fake outrage is understandable, but of course, it’s just a word. I would hope we’re at a place where we can use it in context – like I did here – without anyone mistaking you for a racist. Perhaps Jackson’s position that the taboo just gives the word more power is the correct one. Either way, this was hilarious. What do you think, readers? Sound off in comments. 1. Speaking of stupid, we’re not giving Drudge hits, but surely you read about his recent Django-inspired N-word tirade. Yeah. 2. BTW, Louie C.K. was right ; being white and male is like winning the lottery. [ Source: Gawker ]

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Producers Guild Of America Unveils 2013 Nominees

The Producers Guild of America (PGA) weighed in with their nominations for the best of 2012 for both motion pictures and television. Oscar heavy-weights including Lincoln , Django Unchained , Zero Dark Thirty , Les Misérables , Argo and Silver Linings Playbook made the cut along with other awards contenders including Beasts of the Southern Wild , Moonrise Kingdom and Life of Pi made the list for the organization’s Darryl F. Zanuck Award for Outstanding Producer of Theatrical Motion Pictures. [ Related: Get more on this Awards Season on Movieline ] Animated pics including box office heavy-weights Wreick-It Ralph and ParaNorman were among the animated pics to make the list. The PGA also gave its television choices, which are included below. The 2013 Producers Guild of America awards will take place January 26th at the Beverly Hilton in Los Angeles. The Darryl F. Zanuck Award for Outstanding Producer of Theatrical Motion Pictures: Argo (Warner Bros.)
 Producers: Ben Affleck, George Clooney, Grant Heslov Beasts of the Southern Wild (Fox Searchlight Pictures) 
Producers: Michael Gottwald, Dan Janvey, Josh Penn Django Unchained (The Weinstein Company)
 Producers: Reginald Hudlin, Pilar Savone, Stacey Sher Les Misérables (Universal Pictures)
 Producers: Tim Bevan & Eric Fellner, Debra Hayward, Cameron Mackintosh Life of Pi (Fox 2000 Pictures) 
Producers: Ang Lee, Gil Netter, David Womark Lincoln (Touchstone Pictures)
 Producers: Kathleen Kennedy, Steven Spielberg Moonrise Kingdom (Focus Features)
 Producers: Wes Anderson & Scott Rudin, Jeremy Dawson, Steven Rales Silver Linings Playbook (The Weinstein Company)
 Producers: Bruce Cohen, Donna Gigliotti, Jonathan Gordon Skyfall (MGM/Columbia Pictures) 
Producers: Barbara Broccoli, Michael G. Wilson Zero Dark Thirty (Columbia Pictures)
 Producers: Kathryn Bigelow, Mark Boal, Megan Ellison The Award for Outstanding Producer of Animated Theatrical Motion Pictures: Brave (Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures) 
Producer: Katherine Sarafian Frankenweenie (Walt Disney Pictures) 
Producers: Allison Abbate, Tim Burton ParaNorman (Focus Features) 
Producers: Travis Knight, Arianne Sutner Rise of the Guardians (Paramount Pictures)
 Producers: Nancy Bernstein, Christina Steinberg Wreck-It Ralph (Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures)
Producer: Clark Spencer The Television nominee follow. The David L. Wolper Award for Outstanding Producer of Long-Form Television: American Horror Story (FX)
Producers: Brad Buecker, Dante Di Loreto, Brad Falchuk, Ryan Murphy, Chip Vucelich, Alexis Martin Woodall The Dust Bowl (PBS)
Producers: Producer Eligibility Pending Game Change (HBO)
Producers: Gary Goetzman, Tom Hanks, Jay Roach, Amy Sayres, Steven Shareshian, Danny Strong Hatfields & McCoys (History) 
Producers: Barry Berg, Kevin Costner, Darrell Fetty, Leslie Greif, Herb Nanas Sherlock (PBS)
 Producers: Mark Gatiss, Steven Moffat, Beryl Vertue, Sue Vertue The Long-Form Television category encompasses both movies of the week and mini-series.
  In November 2012, the Producers Guild of America announced the Documentary Theatrical Motion Picture, Television Series and Non-Fiction Television Nominations; the following list includes complete producer credits. The Award for Outstanding Producer of Documentary Theatrical Motion Pictures: A People Uncounted (Urbinder Films)
Producers: Marc Swenker, Aaron Yeger The Gatekeepers (Sony Pictures Classics)
Producers: Estelle Fialon, Philippa Kowarsky, Dror Moreh The Island President (Samuel Goldwyn Films)
Producers: Richard Berg, Bonni Cohen The Other Dream Team (The Film Arcade)
Producers: Marius Markevicius, Jon Weinbach Searching For Sugar Man (Sony Pictures Classics)
Producers: Malik Bendjelloul, Simon Chinn The Norman Felton Award for Outstanding Producer of Episodic Television, Drama: Breaking Bad (AMC) 
Producers: Melissa Bernstein, Sam Catlin, Bryan Cranston, Vince Gilligan, Peter Gould, Mark Johnson, Stewart Lyons, Michelle MacLaren, George Mastras, Diane Mercer, Thomas Schnauz, Moira Walley-Beckett Downton Abbey (PBS) 
Producers: Julian Fellowes, Gareth Neame, Liz Trubridge Game of Thrones (HBO) 
Producers: David Benioff, Bernadette Caulfield, Frank Doelger, Carolyn Strauss, D.B. Weiss Homeland (Showtime) 
Producers: Henry Bromell, Alexander Cary, Michael Cuesta, Alex Gansa, Howard Gordon, Chip Johannessen, Michael Klick, Meredith Stiehm Mad Men (AMC) 
Producers: Jon Hamm, Scott Hornbacher, Andre Jacquemetton, Maria Jacquemetton, Victor Levin, Blake McCormick, Matthew Weiner The Danny Thomas Award for Outstanding Producer of Episodic Television, Comedy: 30 Rock (NBC) 
Producers: Irene Burns, Kay Cannon, Robert Carlock, Vali Chandrasekaran, Luke Del Tredici, Tina Fey, Matt Hubbard, Marci Klein, Jerry Kupfer, Lorne Michaels, David Miner, Dylan Morgan, Jeff Richmond, John Riggi, Josh Siegal, Ron Weiner The Big Bang Theory (CBS)
 Producers: Chuck Lorre, Steve Molaro, Faye Oshima Belyeu, Bill Prady Curb Your Enthusiasm (HBO) 
Producers: Alec Berg, Larry Charles, Larry David, Jeff Garlin, Tim Gibbons, David Mandel, Erin O’Malley, Jeff Schaffer, Laura Streicher Louie (FX)
 Producers: Dave Becky, M. Blair Breard, Louis C.K. Modern Family (ABC) 
Producers: Cindy Chupack, Paul Corrigan, Abraham Higginbotham, Ben Karlin, Steven Levitan, Christopher Lloyd, Jeff Morton, Dan O’Shannon, Jeffrey Richman, Chris Smirnoff, Brad Walsh, Bill Wrubel,Danny Zuker The Award for Outstanding Producer of Non-Fiction Television: American Masters (PBS)
 Producers: Prudence Glass, Susan Lacy,Julie Sacks Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations (Travel Channel) 
Producers: Anthony Bourdain, Christopher Collins, Lydia Tenaglia, Sandy Zweig Deadliest Catch (Discovery Channel) 
Producers: Thom Beers, Jeff Conroy, Sean Dash, John Gray, Sheila McCormack, Bill Pruitt, Decker Watson Inside the Actors Studio (Bravo)
 Producers: James Lipton, Shawn Tesser, Jeff Wurtz Shark Tank (ABC) 
Producers: Rhett Bachner, Becky Blitz, Mark Burnett, Bill Gaudsmith, Yun Lingner, Brien Meagher, Clay Newbill, Jim Roush, Laura Skowlund, Paul Sutera, Patrick Wood The Award for Outstanding Producer of Live Entertainment & Talk Television: The Colbert Report (Comedy Central) 
Producers: Meredith Bennett, Stephen Colbert, Richard Dahm, Paul Dinello, Barry Julien, Matt Lappin, Emily Lazar, Tanya Michnevich Bracco, Tom Purcell,Jon Stewart Jimmy Kimmel Live (ABC) 
Producers: David Craig, Ken Crosby, Doug DeLuca, Erin Irwin, Jimmy Kimmel, Jill Leiderman, Jason Schrift, Jennifer Sharron Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (NBC) 
Producers: Hillary Hunn, Lorne Michaels, Gavin Purcell, Michael Shoemaker Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO) 
Producers: Scott Carter, Sheila Griffiths, Marc Gurvitz, Dean Johnsen, Bill Maher, Billy Martin Saturday Night Live (NBC)
 Producers: Ken Aymong, Steve Higgins, Erik Kenward, Lorne Michaels, John Mulaney The Award for Outstanding Producer of Competition Television: The Amazing Race (CBS) 
Producers: Jerry Bruckheimer, Elise Doganieri, Jonathan Littman, Bertram van Munster, Mark Vertullo Dancing with the Stars (ABC)
 Producers: Ashley Edens Shaffer, Conrad Green, Joe Sungkur Project Runway (Lifetime)
 Producers: Jane Cha Cutler, Desiree Gruber, Tim Gunn, Heidi Klum, Jonathan Murray, Sara Rea, Colleen Sands Top Chef (Bravo) 
Producers: Daniel Cutforth, Casey Kriley, Jane Lipsitz, Dan Murphy, Nan Strait The Voice (NBC) 
Producers: Stijn Bakkers, Mark Burnett, John De Mol, Chad Hines, Lee Metzger, Audrey Morrissey, Jim Roush, Nicolle Yaron, Mike Yurchuk, Amanda Zucker The following programs were not vetted for producer eligibility this year, but winners in these categories will be announced at the official ceremony on January 26: The Award for Outstanding Sports Program: 24/7 (HBO) Catching Hell (ESPN) The Fight Game with Jim Lampley (HBO) On Freddie Roach (HBO) Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel (HBO) The Award for Outstanding Children’s Program: Good Luck Charlie (Disney Channel) iCarly (Nickelodeon) Phineas and Ferb (Disney Channel) Sesame Street (PBS) The Weight of the Nation for Kids: The Great Cafeteria Takeover (HBO) The Award for Outstanding Digital Series: 30 Rock: The Webisodes (www.nbc.com) Bravo’s Top Chef: Last Chance Kitchen (www.bravotv.com) Dexter Early Cuts: All in the Family (www.sho.com) The Guild (www.watchtheguild.com) H+ The Digital Series (www.youtube.com/user/HplusDigitalSeries) Red vs. Blue (www.roosterteeth.com)

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Coupled Up: Jermaine “Claymation Face” Jackson And Terrence “Babywipes” Howard Spotted Swirlin It Up In Hollyweird

Here is Jermaine Jackson and wife Halima Rashid along with Terrence Howard and a mystery broad leaving Eva Longoria’s restaurant Beso in Cali. Y’all ain’t peep Jermaine’s velvet Louie slipper swag, though???? WENN/Pacific Coast News More On Bossip! Smackdown! The Chris Brown/CM Punk Feud Is Getting Pretty Intense! “I Will Choke You” And Breezy Responds! Can’t Get It Up: 10 Foods That Might Be Choking The Life Out Of Your…Libido Tell ‘Em Why You Mad: Janet “Aunt Viv” Hubert Writes An Open Letter To Wendy Williams Blaming Her For Whitney Houston’s Downfall Cake Cake Cake Cake! The Stars With The Wildest Birthday Parties

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‘Battleship’ Trailer: Rihanna Speaks, Aliens Attack

Preview suggests inspiration from Hasbro game and ‘Transformers.’ By Kara Warner “Battleship” Photo: Universal Pictures When we saw the first trailer for Peter Berg’s big-screen adaptation of the Hasbro game Battleship, there were “Blue Crush” and “Armageddon” vibes with regard to how we meet the main characters. Its roster is filled with some of Hollywood’s most attractive players, after all, including Taylor Kitsch , Alexander Skarsgard, Brooklyn Decker and Rihanna . Now, we have a new trailer that has done away with any expositional elements in favor of full-throttle action sequences. Here are five key elements to take away from this new footage: Man vs. Sea vs. Aliens The trailer opens with sweeping shots over the deep blue sea with the ominous wording: “The ocean. Vast. Unexplored. The perfect place to hide” … an alien race! We see “Tremor”-esque sea-monster aliens, flying-airship-type aliens and even a robotic, human-creature-hybrid alien. They swim, fly and fight — in the ocean! Rihanna Speaks! Last time, all we got of the singing star’s feature-film debut was a quick cut of her on a boat. This time, she’s in on the action, gun in hand, and we see that her character is a trusted, capable, strong Marine. And she speaks too! “My dad said they would come,” she says over shots of the aliens wreaking havoc around the world. “He say, ‘We ain’t alone.’ He say one day we’d find them or they’d find us.” The “Transformers” Effect From the first familiarly synthesized notes of the music to the disclaimer “From the company that brought you “Transformers,” there are more than a few similarities between Michael Bay’s take on the robots in disguise and Berg’s aquatic version. Judging from what we see here, they’re not creatures; they’re robotic, computerized machines that, like Transformers, seem to possess the power to instantly adapt to their surroundings and change size and shape. War Games There are a few hints that the movie draws inspiration from the Hasbro game. Liam Neeson’s character announces the start of the simulated and military-sanctioned “naval war games.” Then, during a meeting at the Pentagon, a high-ranking official says, “Three destroyers are unaccounted for.” This name-checks a type of ship in the game and has just the amount of military official-ness in it to suggest the “Who sunk my battleship?” line might be included somewhere. Supporting-Cast Shout-Outs For those looking for more glimpses of the attractive castmembers, Skarsg

Snooki The ‘Same Person,’ Despite ‘Jersey Shore’ Fame

Pint-size guidette lands at #3 on MTV News’ Top 50 TV Characters of 2011. By Jocelyn Vena Snooki Photo: Sonia Recchia/ WireImage Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is America’s favorite self-proclaimed “meatball.” As one of the tanned, colorful stars of “Jersey Shore,” Snooki has charmed America with her devil-may-care attitude, her search for love and her ability to put guys in their place without flinching thanks to her scrappy attitude. This year, Snooki traveled the globe with her “Shore” pals, taking their visa-revoking-worthy antics to Italy. Come 2012, the crew will be back home in Seaside Heights , where they’ll once again GTL their way through parties and drama for season five of the hit MTV show. Snooki also appears in the highly anticipated “Three Stooges” flick , due in the spring. Sure, it’s hard not to love everyone on “Jersey Shore,” but in 2011, Snooki proved she’s more than just a small-screen sensation. She became an author, pistachio spokesperson and mini-mogul, putting her name on a variety of products ranging from slippers to perfume. She also sits at #3 on our list of the Top 50 TV Characters of 2011 . See our Top 50 TV Characters of 2011, 50 to 41, including a masked bachelor and dashing novelist/crime-fighter. MTV News got on the phone with Snooki on Friday (December 9) to talk about her whirlwind 12 months. MTV : You landed at #3 on our list of favorite TV characters! As you reflect back on 2011, what was your favorite moment? Snooki : Oh, cool! Great! I would probably say Wrestlemania [back in March]. It was really fun to be in the ring and just doing back flips. See our Top 50 TV Characters of 2011, 40 to 31, including a “hootie hoo!”-hollering chef and funnyman talk-show host. MTV : We are very close to the next season of “Jersey Shore.” The trailer came out this week, and there’s a lot of crazy stuff in there. What was your reaction to the trailer? Snooki : Kind of like with every season, just memories. They’re gonna be excited to see us back in Seaside. Check out our Top 50 TV Characters of 2011, 30-21, including a depressed meth cook and a football coach with a heart of gold. MTV : Watching the trailer, there seems to be some situations between you and the Situation. Can you talk a little bit about what’s happening between the two of you? Snooki : We can’t really give it away; it’s just our relationship and how it progresses, whether it be really good or really bad [with the Situation]. Check out our Top 50 TV Characters, 20-11, featuring a sword-wielding 9-year-old and a Trouble Tones teen. MTV : As we look forward to 2012, what are you most looking forward to in the next phase of your life? Snooki : I’m just really excited about my brand and all my products that are coming out. I definitely want to brand myself and have a big line of things. So I’m really excited about that. MTV : When the “Three Stooges” trailer came out this week, “Shore” fans were surprised to see you and JWoww at the end. Can you talk about your part in the film? Snooki : We’re pretty much playing ourselves, like what you see on “Jersey Shore.” So it was pretty easy just to be yourself. I definitely want to do more movies like that. We [Snooki and her “Jersey Shore” castmates] went to L.A. for four days. I’ve seen [the original], when it was in black-and-white and stuff like that. It was fun to be on set. Don’t miss our Top 10 Characters of 2011, including a Parks & Rec boss and a real daughter of New Jersey. MTV : As we reflect and look forward, what’s it like to be Snooki right now? Snooki : I’m still just the same person that I was before everything happened. I’m still the same person. Obviously, there’s a lot more opportunities that we get to do, but I’m still the same person. When I’m not doing the stuff with the show or promoting myself, I’m still just hanging out with my friends and doing the same stuff. The fifth season of “Jersey Shore” premieres Thursday, January 5, at 10 p.m. ET/PT on MTV. For continuing “Shore” coverage, be sure to check in with MTV’s Remote Control blog. Related Videos Jersey Shore (Season 5) | Trailer Related Photos Best TV Characters 2011

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Ron Swanson Is MTV News’ #1 TV Character Of 2011!

‘I generally get behind everything Ron does, no matter how extreme,’ Nick Offerman tells MTV News of his ‘Parks and Recreation’ antihero. By Josh Wigler Nick Offerman in “Parks and Recreation” Photo: NBC If ever there were a man deserving of all the eggs and bacon you have, it’s Ron Swanson. The Parks Department director of Pawnee, Indiana, is perhaps the manliest man on television, complete with what is indisputably the manliest mustache on TV today. There’s something else you should know about Mr. Swanson too: He’s the best television character of 2011! Swanson won the highest honor in our Top 50 TV Characters of 2011 countdown over the likes of cancer-stricken chemistry teacher-turned-murderous meth cook Walter White of “Breaking Bad” and our very own “Jersey Shore” favorite Snooki. All three could have easily earned that top prize, but in the end, there’s just no resisting the raw, hilarious awesome that is Ron Swanson. But Ron would be nothing without Nick Offerman, the actor, comedian and professional woodworker who has played the staunch anti-government government employee for four seasons of “Parks and Recreation.” Offerman spoke with MTV News about his status as 2011’s top television character, why Ron is such an appealing figure, his battle with the terrible Tammys and much, much more. MTV : Congratulations! Ron Swanson is our #1 pick for the best TV character of the year. It goes without saying that we’re all very big fans over here! Nick Offerman : Well, thank you. I’m over the moon. I’m so flattered. It’s crazy! MTV : When did it dawn on you that Ron was such a big hit? We’ve seen countless Internet memes about him, and he’s always the topic of conversation after a “Parks and Rec” episode airs. When did it hit you that Ron had really arrived? Offerman : It sort of came out of the blue around the holidays two years ago. It was the fall of our season two. My wife [Megan Mullally, who plays Tammy Two] and I don’t really cotton to the Internet too much, so people started saying to me, “You’re getting a lot of attention on the Internet. You might want to think about getting a publicist. I think you might have something here.” I said, “OK, that sounds like hogwash to me, but I’ll go along with it.” And I haven’t looked back. It’s been incredibly gratifying and astonishing. See our Top 50 TV Characters of 2011, 50 to 41, including a masked bachelor and dashing novelist/crime-fighter. MTV : You spend so much time playing this character, four seasons deep now. For you, what’s the appeal of Ron? What is it about this character that you love playing so much? Offerman : Well, I guess I spent so many years of my career utilizing a sense of humor that we see in Ron and being rejected for it. For so many years, people have been telling me to talk faster. “Try not to be so scary.” [ Laughs. ] To finally find writers that have such simpatico with me and my sense of humor has got to be my favorite thing about Ron. They write me a scene where the most important thing I can do is remain silent and immobile, and that’s the hilarious part. [ Laughs. ] It kind of feels like coming home after all these years. MTV : It’s been a big year for the character. Right out the gate in season four, we got to meet the other two Tammys in Ron’s life, Tammy One and Tammy Zero. What was it like finally getting to interact with all these legendary women in Ron’s life? Offerman : For me the actor, it’s such an embarrassment of riches to do an episode with Megan, Patricia Clarkson and Paula Pell. It’s like being told that you’re going to play in the World Series with the most incredible all-star team assembled as your teammates. I was really traumatized by the effects all these women had on Ron. His face was denuded of his mustache, much like Samson having his locks snipped off by Delilah, as well as his family jewels. It really felt like I was being simultaneously raped and fed a delicious meal. [ Laughs. ] See our Top 50 TV Characters of 2011, 40 to 31, including a “hootie hoo!”-hollering chef and funnyman talk-show host. MTV : Do you think we’ve seen the last of the Tammys? As in, are there any other Tammys lurking about out there in Ron’s life? Offerman : I can’t imagine. I think the power of this triumvirate is so all-encompassing. I think we have more than enough fuel for many more seasons with the Tammys we’ve established. MTV : You brought up something that I was going to touch on: Ron losing his mustache really was a Samson moment. Could Ron ever truly be Ron Swanson without that mustache, or is it critical to who he is? Offerman : I think if, God forbid, Ron was in some sort of disfiguring accident that disallowed him to grow whiskers anymore, I don’t think he could bounce back. I think Ron is an accessory to the mustache, or the mustache is an accessory to Ron. My friend is this genius artist named Pat Roberts, and he has a painting of a wimpy-looking sheriff with a sheriff’s badge on, and there’s a balloon with this mean look on its face, hanging next to the sheriff. It says: “For obvious reasons, Staticky Pete wore the badge, but everyone knew the balloon was the sheriff.” I think everyone knows that the mustache carries the thunder for Ron. Check out our Top 50 TV Characters of 2011, 30-21, including a depressed meth cook and a football coach with a heart of gold. MTV : One of the reasons we love Ron so much is that he gets away with things that we only wish we could get away with in our life. For example, when he discovers how much personal information can be learned about him through Google — that you can see a satellite image of his property — his response is to throw his computer in the trash. I can certainly relate to that. Do you relate to Ron’s view of the world? Offerman : Absolutely. I’m very much a Luddite by choice. I grew up on a farm out in the middle of a cornfield. You’d go for days without being reached by people. Now, in the information age, you have everyone at your beck and call — or, more to the point, to be at the beck and call of the world — on a device in your pocket, and it’s incredibly distasteful. I often fantasize about throwing the whole thing in the ocean. Unfortunately, I’m in a business where my agent tells me I have a meeting with Patricia Roberts next week. MTV : You’re hooked in, sir. There’s very little you can do. Offerman : There is, but look, what my wife and I do is eschew as much as we can. We don’t do Twitter, we don’t do Facebook. It’s all we can do to answer our e-mails; that already takes up too much time, so we don’t do much [Web] surfing. MTV : On the flipside, is there anything about Ron that you can’t relate to? Are there things he does that you just can’t see yourself pulling off in your life? Offerman : In principle, no. I generally get behind everything Ron does, no matter how extreme. But when Ron exhibits superhuman abilities, that’s when it crosses the line. We shot an episode recently where I have to jam an entire hamburger into my mouth. We did a take and it was obviously really hard — bun and all, I had to shove the whole thing into my mouth! We did a take, and the director said to the prop lady, “Was that the small, medium or large burger?” It was the small. “Can we get another one?” And I go, “Hey! I understand that Ron could get the whole slab of a cow in his mouth and pull out a bone like Fred Flintstone, but I’m an actor in the physical world!” [ Laughs. ] There’s only so much grub I can cram into my mouth! Check out our Top 50 TV Characters, 20-11, featuring a sword-wielding 9-year-old and a Trouble Tones teen. People will also ask me … there’s this one episode where Ron makes an Irish harp in one night after drinking an enormous amount of whiskey. People will say to me — and this is the power of TV — did you really do that? [ Laughs. ] No! No one can really do that! That’s ridiculous! It’s a hilarious comedy! Even my brother who works in my shop with me, there’s one episode where I’m carving a chunk of wood, and in the next scene there’s a big, wooden swan that I’ve ostensibly carved in about 40 minutes. And my brother said, “Did you really carve that?” [ Laughs. ] He’s familiar with my work! He’s familiar with my method! It would take me a day and a half if I hustled. For shame! MTV : “Parks and Rec” is one of the funniest shows on TV. I think a lot of that owes to the fact that, obviously, the writing is incredible, but the cast is so strong. These characters play off each other so well. What’s that dynamic like on set, four seasons into the game? Offerman : It’s so fun. We never stop talking about how lucky we are that we get to do this for pay. We’re shooting an episode this week where the whole cast is in a recording studio recording a song for Andy Dwyer. That situation is so goddamn enjoyable, and everybody gets to add their flavor to this incredibly steamy goulash that we’re serving. It’s so fun to look around and watch one person after another hit a home run. Don’t miss our Top 10 Characters of 2011, including a “Jersey Shore” guidette and a real daughter of New Jersey. MTV : Final question for you: We know what Ron’s capacity is … but what is the most bacon and eggs you’ve ever eaten? Offerman : Gosh … I’d have to go back to my youth when my dad and I would have bacon and eggs every morning. I’d say five eggs, and I take those over medium, and close to a pound of bacon. MTV : Wow. Offerman : I can pack it away, but my capacity pales in comparison to Mr. Swanson. Only Ron Swanson could stomach all of the eggs and bacon you have. MTV will reveal the best artists, songs and movies of the year. Come to MTV News each day to see more big reveals and check out more of MTV’s Best of 2011 music, TV, movies and news coverage.

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