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Gisele Bundchen Talks About Herself for Chanel of the Day

Ex Victoria’s Secret model and Athlete Wife made something like 6 million dollars last year and notfrom being on payroll from her husband, you know sugar babying, and not from stock options in Victoria’s Secret, and not from the Brazilian tranny sex trade, but rather from working for Chanel pretending to surf in a video…that went extremely viral and not because her face is hard and looks like Celine Dion..but because when you spend 6 million dollars on something – it better fucking go viral… I guess this is the follow-up, the last line item in her talent contract and obligations to get that final check…and it’s pretty fucking lame… It’s her talking about herself, someone no one gives a fuck about, I mean do Chanel shoppers aspire to live the Gisele life, she’s not even Glamour, she’s a panty model…it’s just fucking weird…but if you’re like me, you appreciate listening to these models talk about themselves, because it reminds you why you hate them… The post Gisele Bundchen Talks About Herself for Chanel of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Oscar Nudity: Clara Bow Shows Things in the Very First Best Picture, Wings

The bonerrific tradition of Hollywood nudity goes way, way back to the uninhibited 1920s, and in honor of the upcoming Academy Awards (as well as Mr. Skin’s Anatomy Awards , of course) we here at Mr. Skin have rubbed ourselves raw scouring the archives for the very apex of Academy Award-winning nudity. As tit turns out, the very first Best Picture, Wings (1927) , is also a breast picture thanks to legendary wild child and original “it” girl Clara Bow. In the film, Clara stars as a sweet young thing involved in a love triangle with two pilots, both of whom are sent off to fight in World War I. In one scene, Clara is undressing in front of a mirror when her soldier boys barge in, and as she scrambles to cover up, we get a tantalizing glimpse of her topless. It’s highly unlikely that the nip slip was intentional, but thanks to the miracle of celluloid, Clara’s “it” tits have achieved immor(t)ality. Check out more of silent film seductress Clara Bow on Mr.Skin, and stay tuned for more Oscar-caliber nudity tomorrow on the Mr. Skin blog !

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Oscar Nudity: All-Time Oldest & Old-Time Youngest Winners Nude [PICS]

Oscar loves showering attention on young actresses in their debut films, and older actresses who are capping off a lifetime of achievement, possibly because he’s a bit of a pervert. From Clara Bow to Marion Cotillard, it’s been proven time and again that the Academy doesn’t discriminate when it comes to nude roles, and these intergenerational idols are no exception. At 10, Tatum O’Neill made history as the youngest person ever to win an Academy Award for her role in Paper Moon (1973) , a record that stands to this day. Tatum made something else stand at attention seven years later, when she appeared all grown up and filled out in Circle of Two (1980) . Though Tatum’s tits have been absent onscreen recently due to her offscreen private struggles, we’re anxiously awaiting the day her rack comes back. For the man who prefers his T&A aged like a bottle of fine wine, we have Jessica Tandy , who didn’t show her candy on screen until after she had Mr. Oscar safely nestled between her golden globes. In 1994, seven years after becoming the oldest woman to win the Academy Award for Best Actress, Jessica shed her inhibitions for a nude beach romp in Camilla . Her performance was living proof that it’s how old you feel (and the clothes that you peel) that counts. There’s much, much more Oscar skin to be seen, so stay tuned all this week on the Mr. Skin Blog !

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Attack of the Clones Eviscerated by Famous Phantom Menace Hater

We’ve introduced you before to Mike of Milwaukee, the internet critic that made something that could have been awful — a 10-part, 70-minute video series on the failings of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace — into something like a cathartic work of art. Naturally, it was only matter of time before Mike turned his knives on Attack of the Clones , and if you can skip past the unnecessary live-action interludes that allude to Mike’s propensity to chop up women (stick to what works, Mike!), it’s another keeper. Are we the only ones who picture Barth from You Can’t Do That On Television when listening to these? [via Hollywood Elsewhere ] All nine parts are after the jump:

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La Roux Think Lady Gaga Comparisons Are ‘Lazy’

‘We’ve taken a lot of influence from the ’80s, but hopefully we’ve made something new out of that,’ Elly Jackson says. By Jocelyn Vena, with reporting by Tim Kash La Roux’s Elly Jackson Photo: Matt Jelonek/ Getty Images Although they’re quite popular in their native England, electropop group La Roux are still trying to make a name for themselves on this side of the pond.

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