I guess Lucy Hale is some very famous young actress who I think is on the show Pretty Little Liars with other really famous young actresses you’ve probably barely heard of unless you watch Pretty Little Liars because you’re a high school gym teacher and it gives you a reference point to connect with your students before fucking them. Well she’s in a bikini. For the USA…AMerican Dreams asshole….deal with it. The post Lucy Hale Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Last month, a video that appeared to show Kylie Jenner saying she's “high as f–k” made the rounds online. Kylie took to social media to clear things up and claimed that she was not smoking weed, just enjoying some chicken . She then she went a step further and posted a photo mocking the great Kylie Jenner pot/chicken controversy of 2015. (Many have pointed out that, ironically, pot might actually be less hazardous to your health than Popeye's fried chicken, but that's a debate for another time.) Anyway, apparently, there are still some folks out there who think Kylie spends her ample free time hanging out with Mary Jane. You would think such accusations would seem like small potatoes compared to the controversies about Kylie's plastic surgery , failure to complete high school, and relationship with a man who's nearly 50% older than her, but Kylie doesn't see it that way. In the video above, Kylizzle goes on an expletive-laden rant in which she explains to the world that she doesn't “wanna hear the f–king, I'm on drugs.” We're sure it won't take long for someone to point out that she kinda seems stoned in the clip. The whole thing is weird, unsettling, and smacks of desperation to be taken seriously as an adult…kinda like Kylie herself! Enjoy!
Nothing awesome ever happens to me on flights. Well, except the one time some dude offered up his first-class seat for me so he could hit on the woman next to me. Other than that, when I was a teenager, my first time in an airplane, the lady next to me offered me some pill and proceeded to tell me how many planes crash a year. Another time, I sat next to a sweaty man who kept brushing his clammy, hairy arms on me while gagging and reminding me he gets airsick. Nothing cool ever happens. But that isn’t true for the folks sitting in coach on an Air France flight over the weekend …. Angelina Jolie-Pitt and Brad Pitt were caught on camera finding their seats with their kids in the coach section of a flight headed from Paris to Nice on Saturday. The couple have a home, Chateau Miraval, in Provence, which is near Nice. So they were likely headed to their private getaway. Angelina kept her sunglasses on while helping her kids get seated and situation. She kept it simple wearing a leather jacket, slacks, and nude flats. Of course, her outfit was paired with Louis Vuitton luggage. Brad put their bags into the overhead compartment with the help of 11-year-old Pax. The couple’s second child wore a dark purple tee and spiced things up with a fedora hat. The family originally departed from Los Angeles, where they were seen waiting for a flight headed to Paris. Once they arrived in the French capital, the kids held onto each other as they followed their parents through the airport to catch their next flight. We are happy to see Angelina out and about. Angelina made her first public appearance in March since undergoing her second preventative cancer surgery . View Slideshow: Brangelina Photos: Through the Years
The first trailer for The Martian hit the web today, and the three-minute clip quickly became a trending topic on social media. You may have spotted it in your newsfeed and wondered why a generically-titled space thriller that won't be released until November is getting so much hype. The answer is simple: The film is based on a beloved bestseller by Andy Weir, and The trailer looks freakin' badass. It also doesn't hurt that The Martian is directed by Ridley Scott and stars…well, just about everybody. (Jeff Daniels, Jessica Chastain, Kristen Wiig, Donald Glover, Sean “Don't Call Me Ned Stark ” Bean, Kate Mara, and many others.) Yes, it's Matt Damon in space again (a la the 2013 crap-fest Elysium ), but this time the movie has a promising premise and one of the great action movie directors of all-time at the helm (unlike the 2013 crap-fest Elysium). It's a little early for reviews, but we're gonna go out on a limb and say this might be the best thing Matt Damon has done since he decided to let Ben Affleck crash at his house to escape his marital troubles. Praise doesn't get much higher than that.
The world of television was turned upside down five years ago today. On June 8, 2011, ABC Family turned a relatively little-known book about four young woman into a viral sensation, taking viewers inside the mysterious town of Rosewood and introducing them to the following Pretty Little Liars: Spencer Hastings, the brainiac. Hanna Martin, the beautiful cheerleader-type. Emily Fields, the lesbian. Aria Montgomery, the rebellious rule breaker. View Slideshow: Pretty Little Liars Cast: Through the Years… The four main cast members – Shay Mitchell, Troian Bellisario, Ashley Benson and Lucy Hale – quickly went from anonymous young actresses to breakout stars. They now rule Twitter. They now cover magazines. They now serve as role models who encourage women to remain true to themselves. But it wasn’t always this way. Mitchell, Bellisario, Benson and Hale have come very far since the early days of their careers. Go back in time with the Pretty Little Liars cast above, get to know them better below and visit TV Fanatic to watch Pretty Little Liars online now. View Slideshow: 29 Pretty Little Facts About the Pretty Little Liars Cast
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I guess Lucy Hale is some very famous young actress who I think is on the show Pretty Little Liars with other really famous young actresses you’ve probably barely heard of unless you watch Pretty Little Liars because you’re a high school gym teacher and it gives you a reference point to connect with your students before fucking them….or at least masturbating thinking about fucking them…even though Lucy Hale is in her 20s, she still represents a slut teen, and in porn that’s the most popular category….because people don’t like old, washed up, used up bitches…and young girls are so fun… I don’t know if she matters, I know the show is popular, which means she probably gets a lot of other work, or is trying to, because you don’t want to get typecast…like you were the cast of Facts of Life, the Cosby Show, or pretty much any successful show except maybe for friends, where Jennifer ANiston was able to take her nipples to Romantic Comedies… It doesn’t matter, because these Yahoo Style pics aren’t that good, I just like that Yahoo, which was once a GOOGLE search engine is now a magazine making pantyhose fetish porn…. The post Lucy Hale is Slutty for Yahoo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lindsay Lohan is now Adderall-free. Yeah. We’re as surprised as you are. Despite putting up one heck of a fight to maintain her access to Adderall while in rehab over the past three months, sources say she’s clean as of now. If you recall, she threatened to bail on rehab if she couldn’t take the ADHD drug, then threw a fit after Betty Ford said she didn’t need it and cut her off . Adderall has become a popular (and highly-addictive) drug with young actresses for weight control, so it’s possibly (maybe even likely), she took it for that. All a thing of the past now, though. Now that she’s in another facility to finish her treatment, she’s given up the ghost, despite her earlier, adamant claims that she can’t function without it . Miracles do happen apparently. LiLo: Can she stay clean? Yes, she’s totally learned her lesson by now! No, she’s in denial, spineless, weak and surrounded by enablers! View Poll »
The bonerrific tradition of Hollywood nudity goes way, way back to the uninhibited 1920s, and in honor of the upcoming Academy Awards (as well as Mr. Skin’s Anatomy Awards , of course) we here at Mr. Skin have rubbed ourselves raw scouring the archives for the very apex of Academy Award-winning nudity. As tit turns out, the very first Best Picture, Wings (1927) , is also a breast picture thanks to legendary wild child and original “it” girl Clara Bow. In the film, Clara stars as a sweet young thing involved in a love triangle with two pilots, both of whom are sent off to fight in World War I. In one scene, Clara is undressing in front of a mirror when her soldier boys barge in, and as she scrambles to cover up, we get a tantalizing glimpse of her topless. It’s highly unlikely that the nip slip was intentional, but thanks to the miracle of celluloid, Clara’s “it” tits have achieved immor(t)ality. Check out more of silent film seductress Clara Bow on Mr.Skin, and stay tuned for more Oscar-caliber nudity tomorrow on the Mr. Skin blog !
Oscar loves showering attention on young actresses in their debut films, and older actresses who are capping off a lifetime of achievement, possibly because he’s a bit of a pervert. From Clara Bow to Marion Cotillard, it’s been proven time and again that the Academy doesn’t discriminate when it comes to nude roles, and these intergenerational idols are no exception. At 10, Tatum O’Neill made history as the youngest person ever to win an Academy Award for her role in Paper Moon (1973) , a record that stands to this day. Tatum made something else stand at attention seven years later, when she appeared all grown up and filled out in Circle of Two (1980) . Though Tatum’s tits have been absent onscreen recently due to her offscreen private struggles, we’re anxiously awaiting the day her rack comes back. For the man who prefers his T&A aged like a bottle of fine wine, we have Jessica Tandy , who didn’t show her candy on screen until after she had Mr. Oscar safely nestled between her golden globes. In 1994, seven years after becoming the oldest woman to win the Academy Award for Best Actress, Jessica shed her inhibitions for a nude beach romp in Camilla . Her performance was living proof that it’s how old you feel (and the clothes that you peel) that counts. There’s much, much more Oscar skin to be seen, so stay tuned all this week on the Mr. Skin Blog !
