Somehow this is only my first post on Brazilian model Fernanda Uesler , but after this, I have a feeling it won’t be my last. Because here she is showing off a great bikini body playing some beach volleyball, which has to be one of the greatest sports ever invented, if you ask me. I mean, what’s better than an entire game dedicated to hot girls jumping around in tiny bikinis? In fact, I don’t understand how this hasn’t overtaken baseball as our national pastime yet. C’mon people, get with it. Photos: Fameflynet
You guys probably all know that I consider Irina Shayk to be one of the best bikini models out there right now, but it’s been a while since we’ve gotten any lingerie photoshoots from her. And I’d kind of forgotten just how good she makes it look, which is pretty inexcusable for someone who makes his living drooling over pictures of hotties in their underwear. So if you don’t mind, I’m going to go spend the next 2-3 hours committing these pictures to memory, and I suggest you all do the same just in case we have to wait another few months for the next batch. Enjoy. » view all 23 photos
Marina Nery is some no name model who shot for Terry Richardson like other no name models before her…some of whom come out of the woodwork and blame him for raping their faces…others who go onto be successful models…but for some weird reason the ones who go onto be successful models never complain about him, they never say he did anything inappropriate and they always say he was nothing but professional.. That’s not to say he doesn’t give into some girls, lure them in with his photography, like every dude everywhere does with whatever asset they have, whether it is a fit body, money, a good job…it’s just to say, that he treats real models like models…and groupie whores…like well…groupie whores…who try to expose him to get the attention they never had.. I’m not so into his pics, but there is some cleavage.
I don’t know what this guy is Huffing, but I know that I would like to spend a day walking around with him. He has an interesting face and must have an interesting story that probably involves throwing his feces at the people passing by… I guess I’m just envious of the homeless, they are the real winners at life who made the move to just drop out of society and not fuck around with what they were told to fuck around with, it’s freedom motherfuckers…they don’t even pay taxes…they win…
Tara Mackey is one of my favorite up and coming models who I can google and see nude…She’s all over music videos and making all kinds of moves and I assume we’ll be hearing a lot more from her in the months to come…I have an eye for this kind of thing…but I would prefer if we keep seeing a lot more for her, because she’s hot as fuck… Here she is in some beach pics I stole from the internet, because that’s what I do with girls I have crushes on…
CLARA ALONSO is a Spanish model I have posted in her underwear a few times before, because that’s what low level models do in efforts to be top level models, who also pose in their underwear, but just get paid more for it…and as long as underwear is involved I am into…it…underwear everywhere…except right here, all dirty and in my mouth…
Doutzen Kroes is Riding some statues, and she’s fully clothed in some fashion bullshit for Vogue or some other obscure market fashion imprint…and I am posting it because she’s a lingerie model, and we like lingerie models, even when they represent and evil corporation that exploits Bangladeshi workers to make good margins on over-priced, well marketed, low quality, underwear for middle America…that I guess isn’t even really lingerie or lingerie modelling, but is generally half naked…but more importantly…I am posting this because a woman pressed up against plaster must be a fetish somewhere… I like to take high concept, beautifully shot things, and take a huge shit on them…and make them bad..It’s my thing.
Lea Seydoux was in the closest thing to a porn movie in mainstream this past year…I think even more hardcore than Nymphomaniac… It was called Blue is the Warmest color, and this girl scissored some other actress pretty aggressively ….bringing back an era of when you could masturbate to a non porn movie that you rented based on it’s ratings alone. I assume that is the next trend in Hollywood, you know to compete with porn, and while we wait for some quality shit to be produced, here is some nipple in fashion to tide you over. The world has really gone pretty sexy the last few years and they Lea girl is from France, where I guess things have always been sexy…and she’s representing all that is good in life.
I don’t know who Lena Gercke is, but apparently she’s my soul mate and by soul mate I mean some hard faced german model who probably likes to shit or be shit on, because that’s what german’s do. She’s in German GQ, which means she’s obviously of some level of importance, but all I see is some hard face and intensity, coupled with a girl who is dating some pro soccer player, as European Glamour models do…so I guess that makes her useless to us, since if she wasn’t dating some pro soccer player, she’d totally be sitting on our collective faces, letting us taste what she ate for lunch….right?
Unfortunately for Miley Cyrus, she can’t really shock us anymore. Over the past couple weeks, the singer has simulated oral sex on a Bill Clinton impersonator… put a fan’s thong in her mouth … and kissed Katy Perry during a concert. So, yes, the singer posted a photo today on Twitter of herself holding a sex toy called the Hand of Adonis and also of her aiming at her crotch with the caption “#tourlife.” And the Internet pretty much shrugged… Seriously, when you’ve already masturbated naked in a music video , it’s hard to elicit a reaction with your clothes fully on. Here are some more examples of Miley being naughty: 9 Miley Cyrus Topless Pics That We Can Never Unsee Open Slideshow 1. Miley Cyrus “Adore You” Cover Yup, Miley Cyrus is topless again. This time, it’s for the “Adore You” remix cover. View As List 1. Miley Cyrus “Adore You” Cover Yup, Miley Cyrus is topless again. This time, it’s for the “Adore You” remix cover. 2. Miley Cyrus Topless in Vogue Germany Miley Cyrus topless in Vogue Germany. That’s an artistic shot of Miley Cyrus with no top if ever there were such a thing. 3. Miley Cyrus Topless in W Miley Cyrus goes topless in W Magazine. Check out this hot shot of her and two models. 4. Miley Cyrus Topless Pic Miley Cyrus is taking a shower in this photo. But she doesn’t seem to care about privacy. 5. Miley Cyrus Topless Cover Miley Cyrus isn’t wearing a shirt for this cover of Rolling Stone. What do you think of the racy pic? 6. Miley Cyrus Nude W Cover Miley Cyrus is nude on the cover of W magazine. And apparently eyebrow-less. 7. Miley Cyrus Nude on Wrecking Ball Miley Cyrus nude on a Wrecking Ball. For the video of that name. What else do you need? 8. Miley Cyrus Nude Album Cover Yup, Miley Cyrus is naked again. This time on an alternative cover for her new album. 9. Miley Cyrus Nude Shirt Miley Cyrus is naked for a good cause. She appears on this T-shirt in hopes of raising awareness for skin cancer. 10. Miley Cyrus Naked GIF Miley Cyrus is very much naked in this GIF. It’s taken from her music video for “Wrecking Ball.”
