SMH Man Robs A Bank Wearing A Mitt Romney Mask The election might be over, but Money Mitt isn’t out of the limelight just yet. Although, he may want to be given the latest ridiculousness attached to his name……and his face. via NBC News A man wearing what appears to be a Mitt Romney mask robbed a Virginia bank yesterday — the same bank hit by a robber in a Hillary Clinton mask two years ago. But that’s not the only reason the FBI is calling the holdup unusual. The robbery at a Wells Fargo in Sterling was not the standard grab-and-go. The gun-wielding robber, wearing the mask and a Florida State sweatshirt, got money from one teller, but apparently that wasn’t enough. He went teller to teller until he took from all five. People really need to get hobbies. Legal ones. SMH.
Déjà vu or do you think POTUS could take a few tips from Pryor? Funny how most of the same damn issues 40 years ago are still what the candidates are talking about today. Images via youtube
Thanks to SNL, we finally know what threw Obama off his game during last week’s first Presidential Debate. LLS Blaming Michelle, POTUS forgetting their anniversary, and the high altitude, Jay Pharaoh helps show us exactly why Barack didn’t do as well as we’d all expected him to do. Images via hulu
From one OG to the other… After Barack gave us a beat azz performance during Wednesday night’s debate, a lot of us took to twitter to vent. Ice-T did too…and offered POTUS some dope advice: LLS…like none of you were thinking the same thing. Images via twitter/WENN
Mitt Romney Anti-Abortion Position Under Fire GOP Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney might talk that talk about being against abortion, but it turns out that he’s not telling “the American people” the whole truth about his position. TMZ is reporting that although Money Mitt claims to be against the controversial procedure unless it is a case of rape, incest, or life-threatening health issues, he partially funded a surrogate procedure for his son and daughter-in-law which involved a clearly stated clause that the parents had the right to have the surrogate abort their fetus even if it did not involved any of the aforementioned conditions. In other words, under the arrangement, they had the right to have the surrogate abort the baby if they felt he/she would not be born “healthy” or without birth defects…..and daddy Mitt covered a portion of the expenses for the arrangement. We might want the truth….but ol’ money bags Mitt seems to think we can’t handle the truth.
The Romney Robot…better known as Ann took to the media yesterday defending her boo-thang Mitt Robney after he insulted almost half of the nation. In an interview with Radio Iowa, she was forceful about her hubby’s goals… “Stop it. This is hard. You want to try it? Get in the ring,” she said. “This is hard and, you know, it’s an important thing that we’re doing right now and it’s an important election and it is time for all Americans to realize how significant this election is and how lucky we are to have someone with Mitt’s qualifications and experience and know-how to be able to have the opportunity to run this country.” Obama’s leading Money Mitt in the polls and after all of the damage the Republican candidate has done this past few weeks, we’re interested to see how October will end up as far as numbers are concerned. Images via WENN
All those isht talkers out there can take a seat! Money Mitt and his crew just got schooled in the polls today. President Obama has taken away Mitt Romney’s longstanding advantage as the candidate voters say is most likely to restore the economy and create jobs, according to the latest poll by The New York Times and CBS News, which found a modest sense of optimism among Americans that White House policies are working. But while the climate for Mr. Obama has improved since midsummer, and Mr. Romney has failed to shift sentiment decisively in his favor, the poll found that the presidential race is narrowly divided. The outcome could still turn on unexpected events and how the candidates are perceived after their three debates next month. With their conventions behind them and the general election campaign fully engaged, the Democratic Party is viewed more favorably than the Republican Party. The poll also found that more likely voters give an edge to Mr. Obama on foreign policy, Medicare and addressing the challenges of the middle class. The only major issue on which Mr. Romney held an advantage was handling the federal budget deficit. The president’s job approval rating of 51 percent among all Americans marks the first time he has surpassed a majority in the poll by The Times and CBS News since immediately after Osama bin Laden was killed, in May 2011. The number of adults who say the country is on the right track has increased to 40 percent, though 54 percent say it is on the wrong track. Congrats POTUS. Source Images via Facebook/WENN
Black Panties ya heard? That’s right. Black Panties. And no, while it may be his favorite color of ladies (and gents) undergarments, you guessed wrong. Black Panties is the title of R. Kelly’s upcoming album. The Pied Pisser Piper made sure we all know that he isn’t leaving that raunch that made him famous behind. “Absolutely not, and I tell people all the time man,” Kelly said in a phone interview last week. “Make no mistake about it, R. Kelly is not going anywhere, it’s just that R. Kelly has such a unique talent, and I’ve been blessed to be able to do all type of genres of music … I’m exploring my gift right now.” Kelly’s recent “Write Me Back” and 2010’s “Love Letter” were a departure of sorts for the singer-songwriter, whose hits include classics like “Your Body’s Callin’.” He described those acclaimed albums as a way of taking a break from his typical explicit material to try something new. “When you’ve done twentysomething years, man, of giving people what they want, and satisfying people — people like to say they’re making babies off your music, they’re doing all this — it makes me feel good, but at the same time, it makes me say, ‘OK, now it’s time to go and do something that’s in me that I want to do and get out,’” he said…his upcoming album will be on more familiar R. Kelly ground. “The name of my next album is ‘Black Panties’ — that’s my next ‘12 Play,’” he said, referring to his classic album filled with sexual material. “I’m going to have some fun on it.” Kelly also plans to have fun on his upcoming “Single Ladies” North American tour, which kicks off Oct. 13 in Columbia, S.C., and runs through December. Kelly said he aims for it to be “one big giant ‘Dating Game.’” “We really want the single ladies up there, and where guys know there’s single ladies, they’re going to be in the mix, because they’re looking for a woman,” he said. SMH…can’t say we’re still able to shake off his pedophilia “stint” long enough to be too excited about this. Source Images via Twitter
Yo Mitt! Didn’t your Mom teach you that you can’t judge a book by it’s cover? In pure stupidity, a baffled Mitt Robney chats up a Vet during a PR stop back in 2011. Mitt ends up getting an earful as the Vet school’s him WHILE his hubby is sitting across from him! This fool should be ashamed of himself for the simple fact that his azz can sit there and tell this Vet he doesn’t deserve equal rights in the very country he fought for??? He probably went and washed his hands in his million dollar campaign trailer and dried them off with $100 bills. SMH Source Images via Youtube/WENN
For a surprise that shouldn’t be a surprise when you really think about it , Kanye West and his G.O.O.D. Music gang of rappers (Common, Big Sean, Pusha T) closed out the first day of Jay-Z’s “Made In America” festival… Continue