Leave it to Louis C.K. to make a connection between happiness, sadness and cell phones that is both profoundly self-aware and positively hilarious. During an appearance on Conan last night, the comedian said he refuses to purchase a phone for his young daughter, explaining his reasoning in a rant that covered why people text-and-drive… how this action relates to one feeling alone in the universe… and how smart phones are making it impossible for people to experience true happiness. No, really. It’s funny stuff. We promise. Watch now: Louis C.K. on Conan In past talk show appearances, C.K. bashed Twitter and took a unique view on charity .
Dina Lohan may want to consider downsizing, or plotting an aggressive New York mortgage refinance strategy, because she’s being foreclosed on. According to reports, a bank has filed a lawsuit regarding her Long Island house, which she’s been falling behind on her mortgage payments on for years. JP Morgan Chase Bank filed the foreclosure action, according to the Long Island Press , though Lindsay Lohan ‘s mom can still settle this with the bank. If she does that, she may remain in the property; Dina has salvaged similar situations in the past, including last year, when LiLo floated her $40,000. The foreclosure documents were filed two weeks before Dina Lohan was arrested for DUI . Her BAC was allegedly 2.5 times the legal limit in New York.
They locked him up and took his house. Damn. O.J. Simpson’s Home To Be Sold At Foreclosure Auction According to Mail Online The lavish Florida home where O.J. Simpson lived for nearly a decade before heading to prison will be auctioned off online, it has emerged. A Miami-Dade County judge signed off the deal on Wednesday, two years after JP Morgan Chase filed to foreclose the disgraced NFL star’s four-bedroom four-bathroom home in Kendall. The bank will take possession of the house on Tuesday and it will go on sale online on a auction website on October 29, the South Florida Business Journal reported. He had stopped paying his mortgage in 2010 and owed the bank $892,283.11, including the $660,000-principal, fees, interests and court costs. He also owed four years in taxes, the judge ruled. Simpson bought the 4,334-square-foot house, which also has a swimming pool, in 2000 for $575,000, but was financially destroyed by court orders related to his acquittal for the murders of his ex-wife Nicole Brown and her friend Ronald Goldman in 1997. While he was found not guilty, he was found liable and a Los Angeles judge ordered him to pay $33.5 million for the wrongful death of Goldman. The families are still trying to collect the money. After the ruling, he moved to Florida and bought the home as the state’s laws protected a primary residence from being seized to pay off a civil judgment, RadarOnline reported. Karma is a beyotch. Zillow/AP
