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Kate Middleton Feeds my Cowgirl Fetish of the Day

Here’s Kate Middleton ….dressed like a cowboy in canada for stampede bullshit… If you’re like me, then you’ve always had the fantasy of having your car breakdown while driving through a farm community, forcing you to go to the nearest farmer and ask for a bed to sleep in because it isn’t 2011 and we don’t have tow trucks, cell phones or any other necessities needed to get off the road when we break down….. where he decides to offer you a warm meal and his hot hick daughter ravages you while you sleep in the barn with the sheep…only to get caught as you’re coming but the gun toting dad who is mad cuz he wants her pussy all to his hick inbred self…. We’ve all seen that scene in the movies and the pornos….unrealistic….but still hot….and now Kate Middleton is feeding it….all inbred with her inbred husband….dressed like a cowgirl ready to rodeo on your dick…until Prince William catches you and comes at you with his redheaded erection and military trained marksman rifle pointed at your head before he taps into his homosexual cuz he is british roots… and rapes you….cuz that’s really what happens when the farmer catches the guy with his daughter or wife…they just don’t tell you that part in the movies…ruining this fantasy all together….but I’m posting the pics anyway… Sidenote….she’s not even that hot….maybe it’s the cowboy hat…but I think it is her shitty looking face. TEAM PIPPA.

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Kate Middleton Feeds my Cowgirl Fetish of the Day

Jonah Hill and Mark Wahlberg Could Join Good Time Gang, and 5 Other Stories You’ll Be Talking About Today

Also in this Friday edition of The Broadsheet: Some fresh James Bond casting rumors… Space Invaders blasts to the big screen (again)… Step Up 4 finds a female lead… and more ahead.

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Jonah Hill and Mark Wahlberg Could Join Good Time Gang, and 5 Other Stories You’ll Be Talking About Today

Weekend Forecast: Bosses, Zookeeper to Wilt in Dark of the Moon

There’s something for pretty much everybody this weekend at the movies — fresh new dishes and some heat-lamped empty calories at the multiplex, crypto-spiritual potboilers and swell nonfiction at the art house. And a variety of snacks in between. But only one can be America’s favorite.* Your Weekend Forecast is here.

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Beats, Rhymes & Life Director Michael Rapaport Tells His Side of the Tribe Called Quest Story

Actor Michael Rapaport was such a passionate fan of hip-hop legends A Tribe Called Quest , it’s almost tragic what happened after he was granted permission to film the group, reunited after disbanding in 1998, for his directorial debut in the documentary Beats, Rhymes & Life: The Travels of A Tribe Called Quest . Having captured incredibly intimate footage of members Phife Dawg, Q-Tip, Jarobi White, and Ali Shaheed Muhammad — along with a veritable oral history of the ’90s-era Native Tongues hip-hop movement culled from musical luminaries of past and present — Rapaport found himself on the outs with A Tribe Called Quest just as his passion project was on the brink of a distribution deal.

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Beats, Rhymes & Life Director Michael Rapaport Tells His Side of the Tribe Called Quest Story

Kevin Spacey Is the ‘Sh*ttiest Boss Ever’ In New Horrible Bosses Trailer

Unless your boss plays mind games with you involving genitalia and shaved coconut, makes you work while your “gam-gam” is on her deathbed, and insults you for sport, he/she has nothing on Kevin Spacey in the new UK trailer for Horrible Bosses . So, watch and take pleasure knowing that your superior (hopefully) won’t ever be as bad as the power-wielding Spacey, the sexually inappropriate Jennifer Aniston or the coke-fiend Colin Farrell.

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Say Goodbye to Harry Potter With 18 Pics From the World Premiere of The Deathly Hallows

Assuming you couldn’t watch the three hours of live coverage from the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II premiere in London here’s some consolation: 18 bright and shiny photographs of your favorite Hogwarts students, teachers, and even some dastardly Death Eaters. Also, Anna Wintour (not a Death Eater). Click ahead for your first look at the glitz and glamour from the premiere festivities, and say goodbye to your favorite franchise.

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Say Goodbye to Harry Potter With 18 Pics From the World Premiere of The Deathly Hallows

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 Reviews: Sensational!

You’ve read the interviews, you’ve seen the trailers , you’ve counted down the days until the July 15 release. Now, only one question remains: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows actually any good? In a word, according to a handful of movie critics, YES. Check out their sterling reviews below… Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Clip – Harry vs. Voldemort An outstanding capper to the most lucrative film franchise of all time. – The Hollywood Reporter This is monumental cinema, awash with gorgeous tones, and carrying an ultimate message that will resonate with every viewer, young or old: there is darkness in all of us, but we can overcome it. – The Daily Telegraph If you’ve been a devoted follower of the Potter saga in print and at the movies, you’ll come away from this final chapter with a feeling of catharsis and, perhaps, a slightly damp handkerchief . – The Wrap With its accelerated rhythm, relentless flow of incident and wizard-war endgame, Part 2 will strike many viewers as a much more exciting, involving picture than the slower, more atmospheric Part 1. – Variety

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Paul Feig Hopes His Just For Laughs Comedy Festival Honor Is Legitimate

A great week for Paul Feig just keeps getting better. On the heels of the record-breaking box office haul for Bridesmaids , it was announced Wednesday that Feig will receive the comedy director of the year award at the upcoming Just for Laughs comedy festival in Montreal. Well, provided the festival organizers didn’t mean to give it to someone else. Here, let Paul explain.

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Watch Luna Lovegood Give Harry Potter Some Needed Advice in New Deathly Hallows Clip

David Schwimmer Wants to Adapt Upton Sinclair’s The Jungle

Wondering how Paul Thomas Anderson and David Schwimmer could be forever connected? Try Upton Sinclair. In a new interview with Empire Online , Schwimmer confirmed that he has “commissioned an adaptation of The Jungle ,” Sinclair’s 1906 novel about immigration and the meat-packing industry. Fingers crossed this latest Sinclair film adaptation works as well as There Will Be Blood . [ Empire ]

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David Schwimmer Wants to Adapt Upton Sinclair’s The Jungle