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REVIEW: Handsome Takers is Nothing But a Stuffed Suit

Takers is a sterling example of how a movie can take a basic, appealing idea — bank robbers who plan their infrequent crimes so meticulously they never get caught, living the high-life in between jobs — and turn it into something that you could easily watch while brushing your teeth, clipping your toenails, plucking your eyebrows. The movie at least attempts to offer some textbook pleasures: Director John Luessenhop gives us several elaborate shoot-outs, a killer explosion here and there, even a glitzy-classy shopping montage (and you thought those were only for girly movies like Sex and the City ). But Takers is so indistinguished that it starts fading from memory as soon as the end credits start rolling. It comes to the party overdressed and still fails to make an impression.

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REVIEW: Handsome Takers is Nothing But a Stuffed Suit

Real Housewives of D.C.’s Michaele and Tareq Salahi on Surviving Matt Lauer and a Possible Salahis Movie

Just before the first season of The Real Housewives of Washington D.C. premiered, Movieline caught up with Michaele and Tareq Salahi, the alleged White House gate crashers who endured a world of criticism (literally) when the dubious timeline of events leading up to their attendance at a state dinner was revealed. I spoke with the couple about the Housewives brand, media firestorms, and even the prospect of a Salahis movie.

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Surf Scion Dana Brown’s 8 Tips For Making a World-Class Surfing Movie (or Any Movie)

Welcome back to Moment of Truth, Movieline’s regular showcase for the best in new nonfiction cinema. We return from our brief summer hiatus with filmmaker Dana Brown, whose doc Highwater opens Friday in New York, Los Angeles and Maui.

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Will Forte is Out at Saturday Night Live

Bad news for fans of laughing and all-around weirdness. According to ArtsBeat , Saturday Night Live cast member Will Forte — the man responsible for Tim Calhoun , this guy and, of course, Fart Face — will not return to the show when its 36th season starts this fall. Neither NBC nor Forte’s representatives would comment, but it appears the split is “amicable,” with the MacGruber star hoping to concentrate on other projects, specifically ones that will make more money than MacGruber . Developing… [ NYT /ArtsBeat ]

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Matt Damon Returns to 30 Rock

Remember how funny Matt Damon was during the season finale of 30 Rock as a grumpypants pilot? Well, according to frequent guest star — and View co-host — Sherri Shepherd, he’s back for a little more Liz Lemon loving this season. “OMG!! I’m on set @ 30 Rock next to Tina Fey & MATT DAMON is sitting behind me,” she tweeted this morning. “I went over & said hi — think I just got pregnant! Jamal Damon.” Sherri loves making pregnancy jokes , huh? Anyway, this is awesome. [ @SherriEShepherd via NYP /PopWrap ]

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The Guy in ‘Mean Girls’: ‘Memba Him?

Filed under: Jonathan Bennett , Memba Them , Beauty , Movies In 2004, up-and-coming hottie Jonathan Bennett was cast as Lindsay Lohan ‘s love interest in the 2004 film ” Mean Girls .” Guess what he looks like now ! Read more

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Which Dunder Mifflin Employee Should Succeed Michael Scott?

Dunder Mifflin traditionalists can breathe a sigh of relief: Executive producers of The Office are reportedly pushing for a current cast member to take over as Scranton branch manager when Steve Carell retires this spring. Below, Movieline investigates each character’s chance of inheriting that World’s Best Boss mug.

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Which Dunder Mifflin Employee Should Succeed Michael Scott?

Michael Bay Calls Pistol-Whipping Allegations ‘Bullsh*t’

Not only that, according to a new open letter on Bay’s blog, but the filmmaker doesn’t even have bodyguards to go on the clubbin’, drinkin’, pistol-whippin’ romp alleged yesterday by a pair of plaintiffs n L.A. This is all so much “bullsh*t,” Bay writes — and he has the alibi to prove it.

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Michael Bay Calls Pistol-Whipping Allegations ‘Bullsh*t’

Martin Scorsese’s Chanel Ad: Is Marty Secretly a Wallpaper-Reading Williamsburg Hipster?

Several months ago, Martin Scorsese was sighted in Williamsburg while directing a Chanel ad starring French heartthrob Gaspard Ulliel. Now the clip has come out , and it forces us to wonder: Why is Scorsese saving his most glamorous tendencies for one-off commercials?

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Brad Pitt: Let’s Execute Some BP Executives

On July 27th and 28th, the  New York Times  published the  following headline:  “The oil slick in the Gulf of Mexico appears to be dissolving far more rapidly than anyone expected.” In the story that followed the headline, readers were informed: “The immense patches of surface oil that [once] covered thousands of square miles of the gulf after the…oil rig explosion are largely gone.” Ironically, the man who predicted this would be case was the much-maligned Tony Hayward, former Chief Executive of British Petroleum (BP). While being grilled on Capital Hill about the oil spill earlier this year, Hayward described it as a ” relatively tiny ” one in comparison to the “very big ocean” in which it had occurred.  Although the backlash Hayward faced by Democrats was nasty, Rush Limbaugh concurred with the BP boss, and stories like the one I cited from the  New York Times  seem to demonstrate that Hayward and Limbaugh were both correct. Yet, not only does BP continue to be the target of heavy criticism by Democrats and environmental groups, it has even found itself in the crosshairs of Brad Pitt, who recently “said he would  consider the death penalty  for those to blame for the Gulf oil spill crisis.” According to the UK’s  Daily Mail , Pitt’s exact words were: “I was never for the death penalty before – I am willing to look at it again.” With all respect to Pitt, a seemingly reasonable guy who has made some great movies, it may be a bit over the top to support (or even consider supporting) the death penalty for a human being simply because that person was involved in an environmental disaster. How out of whack has our world become when someone of Pitt’s stature can spend his whole life opposing the death penalty for men who commit crimes like rape and murder, then suddenly find a way to condone that punishment for men who accidentally spill oil in the waters of the Gulf? Talk about turning teleology on its head. Making matters worse, Pitt said these things almost a month after the  New York Times  and other media outlets informed readers that the spill will not be as bad as first thought. And while Pitt is talking up the death penalty,  Jeffrey Short , a former government scientist who now works with Oceana, is telling reporters that “40 percent of the oil in the gulf might have simply evaporated once it reached the surface” while another “unknown percentage of the oil would have been eaten by bacteria.”  (This doesn’t even take into account the percentage of oil that was dissolved by the dispersants BP put into the Gulf.) Simply put, the extent of the disaster predicted by many talking heads has been greatly reduced, if not done away, in many parts of the Gulf. And while this isn’t to condone any degree of environmental recklessness, it is to say that we shouldn’t be talking about “the death penalty” for men who may (or may not) have played a part in an oil spill that is “dissolving far more rapidly than anyone expected.” Crossposted at Big Hollywood

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