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Kendra Sex Tape Review of the Day

Yesterday I had the great honor of being the first to bring you a clip from Kendra Wilkinson’s Sex Tape Kendra Exposed ….it was one of my first exclusives and the whole thing was pretty exciting for me as I am normally really useless..but not as exciting as the fact that KendraExposed is available online right now…and I know how much all you fuckers love celebrity sex tape…no matter what level of celebrity the bitch in the sex tape actually has…. I bought the Kendra Sex Tape last night using friend’s credit card when he passed out drunk….Here are my quick notes…. She starts off with a stripshow…her hair is thick and horselike, clearly bitch was a stripper or spent a lot of time at the stripclub. She does all the standard stripper moves. From the ass flex, booty shake all set to some updated porno beats that are still cheesy as fuck, but that’s really what you want, especially when it flushed out Kendra’s voice… Like any 18 year old in 2003, she does not like him to zoom in on her, maybe because she’s got a vagina complex, which I understand, because her pussy is pretty meaty, discolored and uncontained, in need of a wax, but most pussy is, making her no different than everyone else, but unlike current nude pics of her, there was no photoshop used…and thankfully unlike the current state of her pussy now that she’s had twins…. They fuck on a white trash bed with some cat comforter…cuz we all gotta start our porn career somewhere – whether it is in the trailer park, our dad’s workshop, or the back alley….or on a ghetto bed…. She tries hard to pull thru, she knows she’s filming a porn, she puts some serious effort into it…sure I’ve had better sex than this, less awkward conversation and joking around about PRECUM….the precum of a dude who sucks at directing, but more importantly looks fucking retarded, like some serious white trash with some real dumb looking teeth, who fucks like a lazy slob, and keeps Kendra working…. So girls, let this be warning – film a sex tape when you get the chance – cuz you never know when you’ll need it to pay the bills….or when you’ll want to release it to remind people of what you had when you were younger…. The big question this sex tape brings up is what other quality dudes she has had inside her… and the good news is that unlike the movies you’re into she doesn’t die at the end…weirdo…. The movie is awesome. I loved watching it. You will to…. So to See the Ending of an Pretty Good Celeb Sex Tape…Follow This Link…. GO Here are some NSFW screen caps….but the whole site is mildly NSFW according to most so if you’re hear already…then you should be fine… Via KendraExposed

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Kendra Sex Tape Review of the Day

Mother Sees Underage Daughter In an Ad for a Stripclub….of the Day

Here is a story of a mother who saw her underage daughter on an ad for a stripclub, because working as a stripper makes a hell of a lot more money than working the mall food court…especially since kids grow up on the internet and see that the real stars aren’t the bitches on TV and in Movies, but the girls in porn, cuz guys actually jerk off to them….and when you come from a broken home where your morals and values allow you to work in a stripclub at 16, that’s pretty much all you want in life and since it paysit’s fucking bonus…. I was listening to teens talking about sex on a radio show since I don’t have a TV last night. It didn’t really excite me. They were talking about Prom night and a whole lot of other bullshit that wasn’t hot, and reminded me that teenagers who go to Prom are teenagers who aren’t worth trying to fuck, you need the gutter girls who pretend they are 18 so that when the cops come knocking, you can plea ignorance, cuz I don’t know about you, but I never ID the bitches I try to fuck, usually cuz there’s no time before the roofies wear off. Yeah, that was a shitty joke, don’t worry, I’ve got tons of them.

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Life As We Know It Trailer: Katherine Heigl Has Poop on Her Face

It’s tempting to say Katherine Heigl is a polarizing figure, until you remember that for something to be polarizing it has to be equally loved and loathed. And when it comes to Heigl, people either tolerate her or want to send her into outer space on a one-way ticket. If you’re in that later group, the fact that she’s a legitimate movie star has to sting just a little bit — don’t even try to fight that one, she is — but the trailer for Life As We Know It might ease your pain. Spoiler: It ends with Heigl getting poop on her face.

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Life As We Know It Trailer: Katherine Heigl Has Poop on Her Face

MTV Coaxes Sandra Bullock Out of Hiding

Here’s one way to ensure that Sandra Bullock shows up to your network event: present her with an award. The Oscar winner’s publicist confirmed that Bullock will be attending the MTV Movie Awards on June 6 to accept the MTV Generation Award, but of course, she won’t be available for any kind of interview. Her ex Jesse James is more than happy to pick up her slack on that front. [ People ]

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MTV Coaxes Sandra Bullock Out of Hiding

Art Linkletter Dies at 97

Art Linkletter, one of television’s great emcees of the ’50s and ’60s, died today at age 97 in Los Angeles. Linketter hosted the radio and TV hit People are Funny and the long-running series House Party , which featured a famous segment called “Kids Say the Darndest Things” (later expanded into a full show by Bill Cosby, where Linkletter played wingman). Let’s gawk at precocious tykes with an extra glint in our eyes today. [ Variety ]

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The 10 Best Performances from American Idol’s Ninth Season

Whittling down American Idol ‘s ninth season to its best performances isn’t a difficult task, because the standout moments hold up and resonate weeks (even months) later. The trick is ranking the best riffs of Crystal Bowersox, the finest croons of Lee DeWyze, and the kitschy caterwauls of Siobhan Magnus. Depending on your criteria for stellar Idol showmanship, any of those could rank at #1, but after much nail-biting and revising, Movieline has ranked the best ten Idol performances in a definitive list. Let’s fight.

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Morning Glory Trailer: Wake Up Ron Burgundy

There was a time when Harrison Ford could have taken his part in Morning Glory — as a legendary-but-washed-out news anchor relegated to working on a morning show — and turned it into something really special. Unfortunately that time was almost 30 years ago, before he lost every ounce of his once-considerable charm. Needless to say, the new trailer for Morning Glory could work just a tiny bit better.

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American Idol Finale, Part 1: Who’s Our Idol?

Crystal Bowersox or Lee DeWyze: Only one can run off with Idol ‘s platinum crown and inherit the kingdom of Tiger Beat sorcerer Kris Allen. The other is forced into an underground burlesque ring with Diana DeGarmo and Bo Bice, who don’t share tips. The stakes are high! Last night we watched as Crystal and Lee tackled three different selections, some old, some new. As expected, there was enough acoustic flair to revive MTV Unplugged for years — but the real question is, who reigned with the best performance of the night? Tonight we find out what voters think, but in the meantime, we’re ranking the night’s performances from worst to first, stopping only if Simon Cowell tears up during his last judging moments on the Idol stage. (Spoiler: He’s an unfeeling warlock.)

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Childrens’ Hospital: Adult Swim’s Welcome Dip in the Shallow End

Adult Swim’s upcoming series Childrens’ Hospital is so cross-eyed and delirious that you can’t help but surrender to its premise: a Grey’s Anatomy knockoff full of sex, confrontation, and sick children. Nearly two months ahead of its July premiere, the network is leaking full — albeit brief — episodes of producer Rob Corddry’s series, which co-stars Malin Akerman, Lake Bell, a few Party Down favorites (and Megan Mullally ), Henry Winkler, and Corddry himself. It’s based on a Webby-winning WB web serial from 2008, but the crux of Childrens’ Hospital ‘s success is the gusto of this particular cast. Enjoy the brain-damaged proceedings after the jump.

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Childrens’ Hospital: Adult Swim’s Welcome Dip in the Shallow End

6 Questions Raised By the News of a Soapdish Remake

1. Why? 2. Rob Reiner is attached? Again, why? 3. According to Pajiba , the film will be set behind the scenes of a telenovela, presumably necessitating brand new characters and a passel of story changes. So…do we really need to call this Soapdish ?

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