I don’t know about you guys, but the only thing getting me through this freezing cold winter we’ve been having this year is seeing hotties like Sara Sampaio here at the beach in Miami. I mean, for one, new bikini pictures from a Victoria’s Secret hottie is just one more good reason to stay parked in front of the computer all day and not to leave the house. But it’s also got my pants region so hot, I’m saving a ton on my heating bills. Photos: Fameflynet
I knew the name Peta Murgatroyd sounded familiar, but since years of blogging has effectively destroyed my memory, I had to look her up. And turns out she’s one of the professional dancers on Dancing With the Stars , which probably explains why she’s got such a killer body. Anyway, here she is at the 2014 Carousel of Hope Ball, and I’m told that she’s paired up with Tommy Chong this season. Huh, I didn’t realize stoned swaying counted as an officially recognized dance. Anyway, I’m sure their run won’t last much longer, so let’s all try to enjoy the Peta hotness before it disappears until next season. » view all 26 photos Photos: WENN.com
The only thing worse than the fact that Kat Dennings ‘ epic red carpet cleavage at the 2014 Carousel of Hope Ball is currently being covered up by Josh Groban is that I just found out that she’s apparently dating that loser too. So great, first he crushes my dreams of motorboating “dating” Kat, then he robs us of the best part of any red carpet event: getting an unobstructed view of Kat’s massive funbags. This dude’s even worse than I thought. » view all 18 photos Photos: WENN.com
I don’t know who Lizzy Caplan is, but I know she’s not hot, but still famous enough to get in Rolling Stone, not that that really means anything, but it’s more famous than me, because I’ve never been in Rolling Stone, if anything the only thing I will ever hear from Rolling Stone is a possible takedown notice for posting this pic of this whatever chick…bastards…with their bad panty pics… In Conclusion, I like seeing girls in their underwear, even when they are girls I don’t care to see in their underwear.
Unfortunately, I don’t read Italian, so there’s not a whole lot I can tell you about this busty hottie Lorella Boccia that I just discovered at the Step Up All In Italy premiere. That said, here’s everything I know so far: Lorella’s either an actress, model or dancer, she might be in this movie, and the only thing I know for sure is that she’s about to get a whole lot of Twitter proposals from yours truly. Anybody know how to say “Will you divorce me?” in Italian? Photos: Fameflynet
Lindsay Lohan posted a couple of selfies that no one really cares about…because she’s Lindsay Lohan…and doesn’t really matter.. She’s expired. You know once a great thing, then an interesting thing to watch crash and burn and fade into obscurity, only to make the occasional re-entry, each time with less star power than before…because the world is a fast moving place… Sure sometimes, when the scandal is hot enough, the tits are exposed, the sex tape is released, or she dies, we’ll stop to look… But to track her like this was 8 years ago and celebrity internet blogging was new and exciting, and Lohan was the focal point, is just not ever going to happen again…but I’ll keep on looking every once in a while – because I believe she can turn it around…and win an oscar…if she wasn’t such a horrible fucking person… Not because I care her new boyfriend is named “Philip” and she was kissing him on a yacht…or because I ever liked any of her movies…but because…#tits.
I don’t know who Jennette McCurdy is. I’ve seen her fucked up face around the last little while and the only thing interesting about her is that she posts slutty pics to her instagram for attention – which are a lot better when her face is cropped out of it… Her captions are pretty genius… #nofilter #datass #fapfapfap #eww #boysaregross The triple FAP…screams “I’m a child star on a kid’s show trying to break free from that by being slutty and an exhibitionist thanks to having a stage mom who taught me how to whore when I was young, cuz if you look at my face, you’ll see I have no business being anywhere near a camera…unless it’s for porn!”…. I like it…
Just about the only thing I know about this bikini hottie Natalie Jameson is that she was a Miss Universe Australia finalist back in 2012, and I’m guessing she didn’t make the cut, considering that’s all an exhaustive 10 seconds of Googling her name was able to turn up. But if that’s the case, after checking out these bikini pictures, I’m thinking Natalie got robbed. Because there’s no way a bikini body this sweet could ever lose a swimsuit competition. So I demand a do-over. Preferably with me as the judge this time. » view all 15 photos
In the mood for some sweet British boobies? Here is Amy Childs showing you young ladies how to dress appropriately when heading out in public.The only thing this outfit is missing is my face in between her cleavage. Now I don’t know why Amy isn’t a bigger star over here in the USA, but I’m determined with your help to make those knockers a household name. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com
Here’s Lindsay Ellingson at the Begin Again premiere in New York, and with pictures like this, I really don’t get how she isn’t one of the more popular Victoria’s Secret models. I mean, she’s given us killer lingerie photoshoots , and showed up to red carpets looking red hot . The only thing I can think of that she hasn’t tried yet is hooking up with a blogger. Hey, it couldn’t hurt, right? Call me. » view all 17 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
