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Malamute Goes on Tinder, Becomes Most Sought After Date EVER

Not everyone has success on Tinder. It really can be a hit-or-miss platform, considering the subjectivity involved in members of the opposite sex simply looking at one's picture and choosing on the spot to swipe left or right. But this isn't the case for Phil. Phil is outright OWNING Tinder at the moment, earning positive responses from nearly everyone who comes across his profile. What's his secret? Well… Phil is an Alaskan Malamute. His owner made Phil an actual Tinder profile and the replies have gone viral – because they're hilarious! That's what happens when you're the one online dater who can get away with asking to lick someone on a first date. Scroll around below to get an idea of what Phil's life is like on Tinder: 1. First, This is Phil: Who would NOT want to go home with him, right?!? 2. This is A Lot of Negotiating But the two sides arrive at an amicable resolution. 3. Illegal?!? What, are they gonna put me in doggy jail? 4. Dog WALKER? Lady, walking isn’t the action I’m looking for here. 5. You Know When People Ask “Who’s a Good Boy?” The answer is me. 6. A Little Tit for Tat, Please? Or belly rubs for commands, I should say? View Slideshow

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Anne Hathaway’s Rumored Leaked Pics of the Day

The world hates on Anne Hathaway. They slaughter her for whatever reason. I generally like to do the opposite of what the world does, in terms of what they hate, it’s just an innate reaction I have, even as an adult, who is not trying to be “cool” in anyway, I just can’t help being turned off from what the masses are into…or not into..and I feel forced to embrace the opposite emotion… Not that Anne Hathaway is really hated, she’s still a working actress getting paid, it’s just that everyone’s like “I hate that bitch, she’s got a face I want to punch”…while I’m like, I don’t think she deserved an Oscar for shaving her head, I don’t think she’s that riveting in any of the movies she’s in, but punching her in the face….I mean maybe with my balls…while trying to find my dick shaft…as it is burried…but not out of anger…out of…K-Fed hopes and dreams…get in with the rich famous bitch, sit by the pool for the rest of your life…. That said, these are apparently ‘Leaked Pics’, that are more likely her trying to be cool and edgy like all the other girls, or maybe she’s just into being topless…or maybe THEY aren’t even of her, I can’t tell because I don’t actually care… But let’s just say, for the sake of not wanting to get sued that they aren’t her, and if you’re reading this post and see no images, than they were of her, and I suggest using google to find them, because the nudes never disappear, I just don’t want to get made an example of for posting shit I find on tumblr for you idiots I don’t actually give a fuck about. The post Anne Hathaway’s Rumored Leaked Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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19 Tinder Profiles That’ll Make You Swipe Left. HARD.

It's the only question that matters when surfing around Tinder? LEFT OR RIGHT? Based on the profile of a potential mate, users must decide whether they approve of their fellow user by swiping right… or disapprove by swiping left, hoping never to come across this latter type of individual again. We've collected a bunch of Tinder profiles below, all of which actually exist and all of which people uploaded in the hopes of winning members of the opposite sex over. But we somehow doubt these will work… 1. Oh, Jesus Any time you asked him to “nail” down a date, he’d probably get scared and run away. 2. This is Funny But also potentially dangerous. Run, fellas. RUN! 3. This is Not Funny Just scary. 4. This is Very Specific Maybe a little too specific? 5. Just Think of Miss Piggy’s Reaction She’ll be PISSED. 6. Comedy? Yes. Dressing up like a viking? No. View Slideshow

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Amanda Bynes Was High AF When She Asked Drake To Murk Her Monkey, But She Meant It!

Amanda Bynes Is Making A Hollywood Comeback Remember when Amanda Bynes downward spiral seemed like it would never stop? She was walking around wearing wigs and dermal piercings and tweeting about wanting Drake to murder her vagina? Well Amanda’s lawyer says she’s been sober now for three years and she definitely seems much better a new interview with Hollyscoop’s Diana Madison. In the interview Bynes addresses her tweet where she asked Drake to murder her vagina saying: “I actually wasn’t being insincere. I was like saying murder my vagina. I was serious, but I was also on drugs, so that was my way of saying like, ‘Let’s do it man.’ But I was on drugs and trying to be hilarious,” she continued. “He’s hot! What does that even mean? It just means, like, ‘F–k me, Drake!’” Bynes also spoke on her admiration for Blac Chyna : “I stole her look,” she said. “I was getting the micro dermals in my cheeks because she had them. I thought they looked super hot on her. … I’m a fan of hers. She’s adorable. She’s a cutie pie.” Bynes told Madison she has been taking classes at FIDM but has plans to get back into acting. Are you rooting for an Amanda Bynes comeback or are you done with her after all her crazy past antics? SplashNews

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Rumors Swirling Jessica Dime & Lovely Mimi Caught Fade At LHHATL Reunion [Video]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC-tA_vukSY It’s hard to keep up with the mess that is going on between the Love & Hip Hop ATL beefs , but rumors are outchea. They say, Lovely Mimi got decked by Dime…but we have also heard it was the opposite. Now, looking at Mimi’s instagram…there is no sign of a fade. Turn the pages and see for yourself. https://instagram.com/p/BU5l75Tjo2C/ LovelyMimiInstagram https://instagram.com/p/BU6S2Ejj2vD/ https://instagram.com/p/BU5kBQFjoCb/ https://instagram.com/p/BU53gKbDR13/

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Liz Hurley Running in Slow Motion on the Beach of the Day

It’s Passover Monday – which is a very important day if you are Jewish….at least I assume it is, as I am not Jewish and don’t know anything about this stuff, other than that I saw a lot of seemingly Jewish girls in tight hot shorts because it was the first hot day of the year and Canadians go nuts over that shit and strip the fuck down…. I didn’t see any bikinis, but seeing some winter weight in shorts…..is juicy…not that Jewish girls do winter weight, they do Pilates and Yoga and have the best trainers, unless they are the homely ones….. Good thing I was in my soiled sweatpants I always wear…they hide my boners…even though sweatpants generally do the opposite for boners…thanks to barely having a boner…I blame obesity – but who knows… The real miracle is that I still want to fuck old Liz Hurley in her bikini for her bikini business because I guess that’s what she’s about. It’s how she made it in Hollywood/ America and with Really rich dudes… The post Liz Hurley Running in Slow Motion on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hermione Corfield at the XXX Premiere of the Day

I am pretty out of the loop, because I like being out of the loop, despite updating this bullshit everyday, with a focus on tits, I end up coming across random facts I don’t give a fuck about….but for some reason…I didn’t come across the fact that they are making a new XXX movie, because the first one wasn’t shit enough….or that they movie is already premiering….where people like this UK starlet I’ve never heard of – but who I think I like because she’s not a super famous cunt yet…but then again the low level famous people are usually just as cunty….named Hermione Corfield…. I am assuming she’s the “hot chick” in the movie…that Vin Diesel gets fucked up the ass with a strap on by….because I am still a believer that he’s actually a homo…. I just know that Hollywood is out of ideas, maybe because humanity has no fucking attention span or taste, and shitty action movies have always been made, watched, with huge grossing ticket sales…and the novelty of it being a sequel to another movie that made a lot of money…will get it seen…not to mention Vin Diesel loves killing a franchise over and over again…its kinda what his career is based on and the fact is…he’s fucking rich from it…all thanks to morons like you who support this kind of nonsense….while you can just get the same entertainment jerking off to Hermione Corfield’s instagram feed…not because it’s sexy..but because she’s in it… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Nina Dobrev was also there CLICK HERE The post Hermione Corfield at the XXX Premiere of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Grace Hartzel Tits of the Day

Her name is Grace Hartzel… “Gracie” Hartzel….she’s an actual model – from small town Indiana who has made it to the runways of Paris because she’s tall and skinny….and has an amazing face…and I love tall and skinny… She’s barely 20…and she’s already shown her vagina…full slit….and bush for editorial, hipster shoot, feminist hustle that’s not feminist at all, because a woman protesting or celebrating her femininity by “NOT” shaving her pubic hair is an absurd protest…it’s as if I was protesting something by taking a daily shit…you see because not shaving is actually easier than shaving…and it’s hotter than shaving…and to think having a bush is anything more than just having a bush…and spinning it like you’re not conforming to male expectations that are really just female expectations and norms they have created…because dudes will fuck anything… But I am still a fan…but this isn’t a bush shot of the past, this is her in Vogue magazine,and not showing her BUSH because I guess she doesn’t need to anymore – even though I fucking love bush…because it’s not for me…and her pussy exposing hard work has paid off…but there are tits with little nipples and they are wonderful… Whether she is another one of these fake feminist models….who is still a model – which is the opposite of feminism…but it’s trendy to claim to be a feminist because it adds substance to their vapid and relatively useless existence…because something they may not know – but should – is that their job is replaceable, there are thousands of girls trying to do the same thing in front of the camera…it is called INSTAGRAM… I am a fan. The post Grace Hartzel Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jackie Evancho Album Sales Are Doing the Opposite of What Donald Trump Claims

As previously noted, Donald Trump has failed to attract any big names to perform at his Presidential inauguration on January 20. He claims A-Listers want to appear at the event, but he’s been turning down their requests because they did “NOTHING” for Hillary Clinton are are not “real PEOPLE.” Trump has managed to secure Jackie Evancho for the inauguration, however, giving a major platform to the former America’s Got Talent runner-up and significantly increasing the Google search frequency of the following question: Who the heck is Jackie Evancho?!? She’s someone who is on the rise, Trump claims. She’s a singer with a bright future whose decision to make herself front and center for The Donald’s big day this month is paying off, Trump argues. Bigly, he seems to think. On Wednesday night, Trump once again focused on something very important via his Twitter account, touting Evancho’s impressive album sales ever since she announced her inauguration participation. “Jackie Evancho’s album sales have skyrocketed after announcing her Inauguration performance,” the President-Elect wrote, adding: “Some people just don’t understand the “Movement.” We guess not. But other people just don’t understand basic math. Which could maybe be forgiven or ignored if one of these people was not going to become the 45th President of the United States in just a few weeks. Because Jackie Evancho’s album sales have not skyrocketed. They’ve done the complete opposite of skyrocket. They’ve plummeted. In bigly fashion. To be specific, Evancho has fallen 41 spots on the Billboard 200 in just a week: Now, we don’t mean to heap criticism on a 16-year old or to highlight her failure. Really, we don’t. We can understand the bind she was in, unsure how to propel her career to the next level and figuring that a prominent spot at a Presidential inauguration was too tempting to pass up. That’s fine. We get it. And it’s far more disturbing to the safety of the United States when Trump is lying about Russian hacking and CIA intelligence briefings than when he’s lying about the success or failure of a particular artist. But still. Come on! Is Trump unaware that Billboard and other outlets actually track album sales? That this was such a ridiculously blatant misleading of the public because it was so easy to fact-check? We’ve spent far too long trying to get inside Donald Trump’s brain already here, haven’t we? At this point, it should be clear that anyone trying to make sense out of anything Trump does is wasting is or her time. As actual successful singer  Bruce Springsteen recently said , we should be spending far more time being afraid of what Trump may do and take whatever steps we can to prevent it. Call your Congressman. Attend a rally. Get out and vote in the mid-term elections next year. Reporters, slam Trump as a liar every single time he lies. And Jackie Evancho? Just keep your head down and sing your heart out.  We feel for you. But this is not going to help your career, no matter what Trump seems to believe. View Slideshow: Jackie Evancho: Who is Donald Trump’s Inauguration Singer?

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First Love! Toya Wright Reveals The Most Unforgettable Text Lil Wayne Sent Her

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Toya Wright has often denied any chance of rekindling her romance with Lil Wayne, but fans have always wished the opposite.

First Love! Toya Wright Reveals The Most Unforgettable Text Lil Wayne Sent Her