Alexis Ren is some new It Girl hustler…who poses in photos half naked…and takes those half naked pics and posts them because when you have a hot 18 year old body and a dream…you do what you gotta do to get famous, paid and to live that life of amazing everyone wishes they had but are too lazy to strip down and take selfies to get…I mean that and date rich dudes, flirt with brand managers, and do the hustle you gotta do to fucking make it… I am a fan…because I like when one girl replaces another girl…in this flimsy world all these people work so hard to be a part of…and who get overpaid for their 5 minutes of being a part of it… I feel like I’ve Posted these already.. The post Alexis Ren in Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Report Ranks Male Package Size By Country The topic of whether or not size actually does matter in the bedroom is a long-running one between men who’d like to believe that it doesn’t and women who believe their opinions on the topic are the most credible, but have you seen this report that lists men’s package sizes by country? The lengthy list of man meat sizes was originally reported by Buzzfeed , but then the good folks over at Mandatory decided to revisit the topic this year….so we decided to pull up a chair for you to join them. Needless to say, some of these numbers will leave you speechless.. Hit the flip to check out some of the most surprising on the list.
A UPS driver was recently caught tossing a package over a property’s fence in Houston, Texas, then urinating on the house, because obviously. What a RELIEF … that the dude was caught! Areweright?! UPS Driver Throws Package, Urinates On House The homeowner, Ben Lucas, also uploaded the now-viral video to local TV news station KHOU’s Facebook and spoke to the station about the incident. Really, the video in question is pretty straightforward. A UPS delivery man unceremoniously lobs a package over his fence, shot put-style, looks around for a moment and relieves himself in the yard. “It’s not like the cameras are hidden, he did a quick look around,” Lucas said, but either he didn’t see them or just didn’t care for some reason. Lucas’ package contained an ammunition cleaning machine, which he says was cracked by the driver’s rather aggressive method of delivery. The urination, obviously, was even more troubling. “You’re paying someone to take a package to go from point A to point B, so basically I paid someone to come to my house and pee on it,” he said. Yup, that pretty much sums it up right there. Amazingly, Ben’s repeated calls to UPS failed to get a response, and only after that did he edit the clip and post it to the company’s Facebook page. At that point, the parcel delivery company reached out to him and offered an apology, as well as an unspecified gift, he says. Maybe some bleach? The driver, who the company confirmed was a seasonal hire, was fired, although UPS declined to specify whether it was because of this video. See more epic job fails in the gallery below. 9 Ultimate Job Fails 1. Shcool is Cool? Someone needs to school this public works employee. School him or her. Do not SHCOOL him or her.
Justin Bieber’s personal trainer is shooting down rumors that the pop singer stuffed his crotch or was Photoshopped for his new Calvin Klein campaign. The 20-year-old is “well-endowed,” Patrick Nilsson not-at-all-awkwardly said in a new interview with Access Hollywood , which asked about his package. “I can definitely confirm that he is a well-endowed guy,” Patrick said in response to rumors that Justin Bieber stuffed his crotch . “I sound weird saying that, but yes.” Bieber’s Calvin Klein ads hit the web this week, causing lots of 14-year-old girls to squeal and the rest of the Internet to laugh and or point out … irregularities. Britney Spears fan site Breathe Heavy (dot) com produced raw video screen grabs showing Bieber looking significantly less bulky … and hairy. Despite strong evidence suggesting that Bieber’s abs and body hair were Photoshopped , Nilsson says the pictures are all natural. Even his private parts. The trainer says that Justin is on a muscle building spree and that he’s been hired to add pounds to the star’s frame, with great success and more to come. “Justin has put on 20 pounds of muscle,” Nilsson says, noting that Bieber wants to look absolutely ripped for the ladies and is well on his way. “He’s still working on it. It’s a work in progress. We want to put on at least 15 more pounds … he’s going to get even bigger. That’s the plan,” he adds. Maybe, but the alterations to some of the pictures are ridick, and that doesn’t mean he didn’t also put a sock and/or small woodland creature in his briefs. Just saying. You be the judge in the hawt (?) pics below … and if you’re a young Belieber, please do not threaten to kill Lara Stone . She gets paid to model. Justin Bieber Calvin Klein Ads 1. Justin Bieber Calvin Klein Photo HOLY HOTNESS! Justin Bieber poses here in nothing but his underwear, as he’s an official spokesperson for Calvin Klein. And officially sexy, as well! What do you think: Does Justin Bieber stuff his crotch? Yes, and I’m so sick of his punk ass clogging up my feed Yes, but I’d still motorboat the crap out of that D No, he is hung like a damn stallion View Poll »
D-d-d-d-draws UNIT! 50 Cent Closes $78 Million Underwear Deal Via CNBC Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson has closed a $78 million deal with FRIGO Revolution Wear to promote men’s underwear. The famed rapper announced the deal on Instagram on Monday before appearing on “Late Night with Seth Meyers” to endorse the $100 briefs. 50 Cent admits that the product was designed prior to his involvement, but he is quick to defend the hefty price tag. He told Meyers, “Women spend so much money on lingerie; it’s the right project for men.” Read MoreJessica Alba: Business is hard! FRIGO Revolution Wear boasts that their products “were created to revolutionize the underwear industry by offering men optimal comfort, moisture-control and support, with style and practicality in mind.” The company has partnered with former Yankees short-stop Derek Jeter and current New York Knicks player Carmelo Anthony. This isn’t 50 Cent’s first foray into the endorsement business. In fact, the rapper owes most of his wealth to the $100 million sale of his stake in VitaminWater. Forbes estimated that the rapper was worth $140 million in April of 2014. That figure has likely increased now that he has signed with FRIGO. Fellas, would like to have 50 Cent wrapped around your package? Image via Getty
She should have just bought some new weave from China … Louisiana Woman Arrested After Ordering Drugs From China A Destrehan woman was arrested on multiple drug charges after police learned that she was to receive a massive shipment of bath salts from China. Via Fox 8 Live reports: The parcel contained approximately 1,052 grams of the substance with a street value of $90,000, police say. Lojoan Fiffie, 39, was arrested on November 14. Police say that a package from China was intercepted at John F. Kennedy Airport in New York. Authorities examined the package and found 1,042 grams of a rock-like substance. Tests showed that the substance tested positive for Methylenedioxypyrovalerone, or MDPV bath salts. Officers say it is often distributed in the form of the designer drug commonly known as “Molly.” Officers estimate the street value of the parcel’s contents at $90,000. Police responded to the address listed on the package, located in the 200 block of Meadows Drive in Destrehan. Lojoan Fiffie allegedly signed for the package before authorities executed a search warrant on her home. In addition to the parcel containing the 1,042 grams of bath salts, police located marijuana, drug paraphernalia, phenobarbital, tramadol and valium. They also found a minor inside the home. Fiffie was arrested on drug charges with the intent to distribute and for having drugs in the presence of a juvenile. She was released on Monday after posting a $5,030 cash bond. You can’t be serious!!!!!!!!
My name is Milagros, I’m 15 and I’m from Colon, Panama . My dream came true on October 24, 2013. I’ve been loving Justin since I first heard that little kid with the grey hoodie singing ‘One Time’ and from that day, I promised myself and everyone around me that one day I was gonna hug him and tell him how much I loved him. Everything started the day of the ticket sale, I bought the Beauty and a Beat Package from BieberFever and I really thought I was going to be very close to the stage so I was like really excited, since I couldn’t afford a M&G ticket. At least there were possibilities that he could touch my hand or that I could be the OLLG or something amazing. I started counting down ‘til the day of the concert. I prayed every night that I would win a contest to meet Justin. The day of the concert came, I went to claim my package at the ticket office and when I saw my ticket, I was really far away from the stage. I thought I didn’t deserve that seat cause I paid more than the ones that were closer to the stage. I started crying cause I wasn’t gonna meet him nor touch his hand. My mom started asking everyone she could to change my ticket and take me to a seat closer to the stage but everyone denied and my mom and I were depressed. I went to the line for like two hours cause I told myself to enjoy the concert no matter what seat I was in, but then my mom called me and she said, “Don’t start screaming but look what I have here” and showed me a M&G ticket. I suddenly started crying and I just didn’t understand how she got that but then she explained me that an angel (it was like an organizer of the concert) gave that to her and that it was a gift. I was crying and was speechless. I couldn’t believe that my dream was finally coming true. We waited three hours there and in the meantime Dan Kanter appeared and took a picture with each one of us. He was really sweet and he signed our VIP passes and he talked to us for a really long time. I met such an amazing and talented man. Finally, after hours, Justin came! I only had like two seconds to tell him something so first I hugged him so tight for the picture, and then I told him, “I love you Justin.” The security dudes kind of kicked me out, Justin couldn’t even reply but when I was walking out I was just staring at him and he was staring at me – it was all unbelievable. He’s really, really handsome, I already knew that but he’s sexier in person. Then I went to the concert and I enjoyed it like I never enjoyed a concert before. It was the best day of my entire life, from the beginning to the end. I love him even more than I did before and I don’t even know if that’s possible. Oh my God, I never thought I would be writing a Bieber Experience but as our idol tells us all the time, “NEVER SAY NEVER.” To everyone that hasn’t had the opportunity to meet him yet, don’t ever forget that there’s a God above and that he will never let you down as long as you believe, because everything is possible if you BELIEVE, so don’t EVER lose your hope. The day you least expect it, your dream will come true. -Milagros (@millie_ab) See the original post: My name is Milagros, I’m 15 and I’m from Colon, Panama. My dream…
Turns out that Rite Aid is a friendly shopping experience…where friendly customers are choked the fuck out when they scream for pain…as he shoves him into the pavement…they are vigilantes who don’t like shop lifters, because getting paid 8 dollars an hour for an asshole company with insurance makes beating the fuck out of someone make absolutely no sense….when I worked retail I would encourage people to steal, I’d even them a wink like we were in it together because I hate the system. I’m so punk rock.. I think this has more to do with dude being angry at life for that haircut. I love that the black girl narrating it “I hope he doesn’t have the package”….which I guess is gutter for AIDS…This is pretty horrible.
Courtney Stodden is now single. And Steve Hirsch hopes the busty 19-year old is ready to mingle… with some naked folks! Fresh off Stodden’s confirmed split from Doug Hutchison , the Vivid Entertainment CEO (who is responsible for the Kim Kardashian sex tape , among many other celebrity-based videos) has made his hopes and dreams for this Z-lister well known. “Courtney Stodden was born to be a porn star,” Hirsch says. “There is no question that she would be a huge star as she exudes sexuality… “I would love to sign her to a contract and now that she’s going to be single, maybe she’d be interested. If not, she would be a great host for us on VividTV (our cable network) until she felt fully comfortable… “She has the body and the looks to be a star, but her sex would have to be super-hot to complete the package… A successful porn star can make several hundred thousand dollars a year. Courtney would surely make more.” What do you say, Court? And what do YOU say, THGers? Would you watch Stodden in an adult movie? Heck yes! Heck no! Would it be girl on girl? View Poll »
