I assume there is a fetish in seeing Krysten Ritter, an actress you’ve heard of before, but can’t place, because she average at best in level of hotness, and her career is equally lacklustre, but what do I know, maybe she’s been in a lot of things, maybe she’s been in the right nerd thing, that generated a solid audience for her, I don’t watch TV, or movies, and I have no idea what is going on… I just look at random pictures from set that look like she either had a miscarriage or her period, and I know there’s a fetish in that…. That’s the extent of my pop culture analysis ability… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Krysten Ritter Period Pants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here name is LAUREN WASSER ….her instagram is @theimpossiblemuse….and she’s fascinating… I saw her pictures a week ago because I follow Paris Hilton’s actual BFF, not that twat from her reality show FOTOFETISH …. I was obviously compelled by the fact she was misssing a leg, figuring that this was just another progressive move by the fashion industry to be different, or obscure, like what they are doing with all the plus sized models….or trans models…or really anyone who isn’t a conventional model…while still having the look of a conventional model, because when looking at her, you can tell she’s a legit model… I just assumed she had a motorcycle accident with some drunk billionaire she was dating…but it turns out the story is much more evil corporation than that…. She lost her leg because of Toxic Shock Syndrome…something you may remember learning about in Health Class, or from some hipplie chick in the late 90s showing off her “Keepa Menstrual Cup”….but that you probably haven’t heard of since, since you don’t get your period… The idea is that shoving a tampon in you, seeing as it is a foreign object, normally not sterile, and made with chemicals, fucks up your system, directly to your blood source, causing a bacterial infection that can lead to death or I guess amputation… The story of her realizing she was sick, to being hospitalized is terrifying, but she’s still here even after heart attack to tell the story and remind girls that this exists and is an issue, She’s also in the process of suing Kotex / Kimberly Clark and getting things more regulated in goverment…because this should not happen to anyone…. I am sure she will win, but hope it makes a lot of fucking noise, because clearly corporate negligence when you know they know better and have the resources to prevent this is a bigger issue than being able to breast feed in a park..when you already can… #freethetampon. because your period shouldn’t kill you, but rather be a celebration that I didn’t knock you up…. All this to say, I think it needs attention, it is a serious almost forgotten issue and I think Lauren Wasser needs attention…ideally while I watch…because I’m in love….I know I say that daily…but this time it’s real…She’s amazing… The post Lauren Wasser is the Inspiration of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here name is LAUREN WASSER ….her instagram is @theimpossiblemuse….and she’s fascinating… I saw her pictures a week ago because I follow Paris Hilton’s actual BFF, not that twat from her reality show FOTOFETISH …. I was obviously compelled by the fact she was misssing a leg, figuring that this was just another progressive move by the fashion industry to be different, or obscure, like what they are doing with all the plus sized models….or trans models…or really anyone who isn’t a conventional model…while still having the look of a conventional model, because when looking at her, you can tell she’s a legit model… I just assumed she had a motorcycle accident with some drunk billionaire she was dating…but it turns out the story is much more evil corporation than that…. She lost her leg because of Toxic Shock Syndrome…something you may remember learning about in Health Class, or from some hipplie chick in the late 90s showing off her “Keepa Menstrual Cup”….but that you probably haven’t heard of since, since you don’t get your period… The idea is that shoving a tampon in you, seeing as it is a foreign object, normally not sterile, and made with chemicals, fucks up your system, directly to your blood source, causing a bacterial infection that can lead to death or I guess amputation… The story of her realizing she was sick, to being hospitalized is terrifying, but she’s still here even after heart attack to tell the story and remind girls that this exists and is an issue, She’s also in the process of suing Kotex / Kimberly Clark and getting things more regulated in goverment…because this should not happen to anyone…. I am sure she will win, but hope it makes a lot of fucking noise, because clearly corporate negligence when you know they know better and have the resources to prevent this is a bigger issue than being able to breast feed in a park..when you already can… #freethetampon. because your period shouldn’t kill you, but rather be a celebration that I didn’t knock you up…. All this to say, I think it needs attention, it is a serious almost forgotten issue and I think Lauren Wasser needs attention…ideally while I watch…because I’m in love….I know I say that daily…but this time it’s real…She’s amazing… The post Lauren Wasser is the Inspiration of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rita Ora wore this outfit last week, that was far too tight for her chubby body, and I guess the seams gave out because as we know, sweatshop made clothing no matter what the price point, if in a few sizes too small will split…I’ve seen this happen to fat women many times and it is all equally funny, I am just bummed that Rita was on her period and wearing panties, because all I see here is a lost opportunity for a red eye – anus flash..which is really all I am interested in looking at when a girl is in this position…because the anus is the gateway into a woman’s soul…obviously…and the place I don’t mind licking but only because I want my cause of death to be eColi….it’s just makes for a nice obituary “died from eating some poorly wiped girl’s asshole”… Either way, wardrobe Malfunction – the most PG 13, elementary school, cartoon-like joke- way… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Whenever I see a girl who posts a picture of a dog in her vagina – or on her vagina – wither she’s naked or clothed, I always wonder if she’s ever slept nude with her dog, only to wake up to him licking her vagina, because she’s either got her period or didn’t shower, only to close her eyes for a few minutes before pushing the dog off saying “gross, wwwwww, OMG, I can’t…I Literally Can’t”… Now I am not sure if that’s a testament to how twisted I am, or if it is more about how little faith I have in girls to not let a massive tongue on their vaginas knowing that no one will ever know they had the massive tongue on her vagina… I know girls have been eaten out by dogs…just google that shit…it is disturbing…but my theory if one person posted that to the web…10000s of people are doing it… Freaks.
When 2013’s dystopian film “The Purge” was released, audiences weren’t exactly sure what to make of it. The concept of a decriminalized 12-hour period where…
Here are some pics of Miley Cyrus rocking a pair of not so period friendly shorts…I’m talking the kind of shorts you wouldn’t want to wear to school if you were a 12 year old girl who hasn’t got her period yet…the kind of shorts that lead to countless nightmares of being humiliated in front of everyone thanks to puberty and fertility… I like what I see, because unlike what most of you haters think, she’s not a little boy, she just got short hair…and last time I checked, a bitch cutting her hair short hair didn’t mean she grew a set of balls, and really even if she did grow a set of balls, or had a vagina that looked like a deflated set of balls, it’d be hard to turn sucking her off down, because she’s Miley Cyrus and I’ve already visualized sex with her so much, it would be gay not to go through with it… SHe’s tight bodied…lean…and I like her rap game hustle, keeping things all racy while tweaking her little white ass all the way to the bank I’d like to marry and knock up like I was k-fed. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS SHOT BY THE PAPARAZZI CLICK HERE
Here’s some more VS Pink campaign pics, this time staring some girl named Ieva Laguna. I’ve never heard of her but I know that VS Pink is corporate strategy to target tweens into their spell, so everything she’s wearing is designed for a 14 year old, and this Ieva Laguna is supposed to represent a 14 year old, which probably turns at least one of you on…long gone are the days of 14 year olds in little kid underwear fearing the day they get their period LIKE THIS CAMP GYNO SHIT ….and thanks to Christian friendly Victoria’s Secret, now 14 year olds can be sluts… It’s a whole new world people…and I’m sure that turns you on.
Woah…King George Day is getting hot and bothered when Liz Hurley participates in it…even at 50 years old and all menopausal and shit she still has it in her to get manhandled by dudes with expensive watches…in front of everyone…to add some kind of spice to her life…because I guess her vagina hasn’t completely dried up yet, and even if it did, she could use lube to trick a motherfucker into thinking it’s still functional…I mean with a body like that, dry sex would still be fun, and in my defense Dry Sex is all I know, because I have this skill I call making even the most lubricated bitch dry…Some dudes make girls get their period…all fertile and hormonal, I make girls hit menopause early…it’s my move.. All this to say, Liz Hurley’s still got it going on. To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE
