Katrina Bowden is some babe from 30 Rock. She’s 27 in actor years, which is usually a 3-5 year lie, she’s married which I know all you Bowden groupies fucking hate…because in your twisted fan boy mind, her being married takes away from your fantasy that you’ve got a chance… I’ve never seen 30 Rock, but I did see her in American Reunion, the highlight of her film career, I just don’t remember any of that garbage….and wouldn’t remember her, if it wasn’t for her doing some Fitness Photoshoots for what I assume is her lifestyle blog, all these fuckers have them now…it’s the only way they get paid…and rightfully show, this is hotter than any acting roll where we have to listen to her speak…because fitness.. The post Katrina Bowden Fitness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jenny Mollen was barely an actor before she met and married Jason Biggs, the Jewish looking non-Jew from American Pie….who fucked the pie. She also wrote bad comedy for Playboy and rocked twitter pretty fucking aggressively, at least 4-5 years ago…. They have a kid, which means she’s set for at least the next 18 years, because despite barely working, Jason Biggs makes fucking money…and will have to pay this bitch child support when he gets bored of dating some “bro” girl who makes annoying jokes…but I guess while they work towards that, they are still into using the internet like their friend Chelsea Handler uses the internet, doing anything they can for attention…like mooning while doing Pilates, because these people sit around their big houses bored and like sharing things like bare tits and asses…for laughs…in the comfort of their own home…hardly a stunt since the internet following is faceless…it’s better to do this at an actual Pilates studio but it’d never happen, because social media confidence is different than real life confidence…and leaving the house is dangerous you can get school shot…so stick to bare ass at home…until she’s divorced and has to go back to her whoring… I guess it’s not worth hating on, because I’d rather she be transparent and post pics of her mom ass than not…everyone should use social media like this..instead of pretending their thirst for attention is any less shameless… If you don’t like that HERE’S HER PLACENTA The post Jenny Mollen Pantsless Pilates at the Home Gym of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hey thanks Entertainment Tonight, not for being a staple in shitty celebrity gossip that is really just stories fed by publicists, for as long as I can remember…not for helping perpetuate the lies that these idiots created with the help of the paparazzi…..not being suck up bitches…and not for Mary Hart legs or Leeza Gibbons legs…that perverts in the 80s were forced to masturbate because porn is hard to get…but for these Selena Gomez bra pics…that are revolutionary…inspiring….capable of curing cancer…only for Selena to milk it…as she does with cures for cancer…that was a bad chemotherapy joke.. Well, she’s in a bra…that Selena Gomez…pulling all the fucking stops for this singing career she’s into.. It looks like it is some crime scene, or murder scene, tasteless based on current events…but I’m sure girls like this lack tact in everything they do because they are so self involved…caring about themselves and only themselves…can be insensitive… The post Selena Gomez Bra on Music Video Set of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Everyone is out there talking about Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani, two cohosts on a very fucking popular show, a story probably spun by one of the producers, who has since gone onto get a raise…because it’s been fantastic for ratings, the world, obsessed with celebrity, fame and love…tuning in every week to see what flirting happens next for the divorcees…the same demographic as their viewership…I’m onto The voice…. When as these magazine pics point out, we should be focusing on Miranda Lambert and her big country titties…because if you have to stomach new shitty country music….and this is coming from someone who listens to old country music…and who just hates the new shit…there needs to be tits to make it ok…so here are the tits…that make it ok…I just need some Whiskey and my horse to get through this… The post Miranda Lambert’s Country Corn Fed Titties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a firm…muscular…ass of an action star who just recently turned 18 so she should have a firm…muscular…ass… But unfortunately for anyone who hates fat chicks, that’s not really a given anymore, 18 year olds aren’t the “she’s 18, at her prime, able to eat anything”…but rather the “she’s 18, how did she get so fat, I guess she’s been eating a long fucking time for this”… What I am saying is that girls not born in hollywood, who don’t aspire to be instagram stars…at 18…aren’t more looking like some 45 year old mom…all dumpy and fat…and if that’s not an attack on freedom – I don’t know what is… Luckily, girls like this exist, where being vapid, hollywood, vain…pays off in movie roles and giving us hope of a more fit tomorrow… What I’m saying is she looks hot in this position…and if you don’t like her…here’s someone named Mary something Wilstead, never heard of her, doing some hippie shit.. The post Chloe Grace Moretz Does Pilates and is Good of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kristin Cavallari shares her weight loss Tips,Cavallari has her body before baby look back … and maybe more! Kristin Cavallari, who gave birth to her second son Jaxon Wyatt only five months ago, is already back to her pre-baby weight! “She might actually be tinier [than her pre-baby weight],” says her Pilates instructor, Angeline Mitchell. “She looks amazing!” The former reality star’s quick bounce-back is thanks to her twice-weekly private Pilates sessions with Equinox Highland Park’s Regi
Eniko Mihalik is a fashion model, who I think has done some Victoria’s Secret, but who for the most part has done nude or topless shoots like you can see… HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE …I mean this is some prolific as fuck nude and exposed titty pics all for the sake of fashion….she’s pretty fucking professional at the whole naked while people take pictures thing…so seeing her in Cover Denmark topless is not really eventful, but I like to encourage this kind of behavior, you know positive reinforcement so she does it again and again and again…which I have a feeling she is going to do because she is Eastern European and this helps feed her family, but more importantly is better than peeing on webcam for perverts paying 4 dollars a minute…
Charisma Carpenter posted a NUDE to celebrate turning 100 for her fans who still remember Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and trust me they remember Buffy the Vampire Slayer, because any dudes into Buffy the Vampire Slayer are just that level of socially awkward and loyal…I’ve met buffy fans and they are some weirdness… All this to say, her posting the picture of her in a bikini is hardly that exciting, maybe a little divorcee or menopausal trying to suck in a little positive reinforcement for all the pilates classes she’s been taking. Which isnt’ a bad thing, especially if you meet her in a bar drunk one night, these 100 year old ex babes from TV, know how to throw down when filled with sadness that the glory years are over…I mean historically all 100 year olds who were once babes, but now drunk and alone love to get dirty…so I guess this makes sense.
Alessandra Ambrosio may not be the hottest model anymore and her workout gear may not be skimpy fucking shorts I want to sniff when she’s done soaking through them…but watching her do Pilates for the paparazzi, in what you would think the Pilates studio would not let happen, provided they really cared about their celebrity crowd, in what must be a publicity stunt…is alright…I mean fitness and sex are so interchangeable…the positions these girls get in spandex can cause the same amount of illicit thoughts…so wrap that leg around your neck model…it burns more calories like that…and I like staring at the vagina definition… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Black certainly does not crack! Go head Naomi . Naomi Campbell Covers Shape Magazine The still slim and sexy supermodel is stunning on the cover of the April edition of Shape Magazine. Inside she talks diet, exercise and dodging discrimination in the fashion industry . Here’s an excerpt via Shape Magazine : If there’s one thing we learned from Campbell, it’s that her journey to superstardom wasn’t easy. She’s battled discrimination in the industry, saying that the color of her skin has been a challenge her entire career. “But I learned if you don’t accept no for an answer, you often get a yes.” Her achievement, of course, partially stems from her fit physique, which she owes to her clean eating and devout exercise routine. While juicing is certainly a part of her diet, she does not deprive herself. “I don’t believe in starving myself. I’ve never done it, and I never will,” she says. “I’m even more active when I’m juicing, doing both yoga and Pilates every day.” Otherwise, her eating plan is as clean as it gets, kicking off with hot water and lemon plus an intense yoga session while including vegetable juices, herbal tea, and salads with fish or steak. Still, every woman—supermodel or not—has her indulgences. For Campbell, it’s a chocolate bar in England called Galaxy that she says she can’t give up. Something she learned she could give up, though? Her decades-long addiction to smoking. “People told me that cigarettes are harder to quit than alcohol,” she says. “I didn’t believe it, but you know what? It is harder.” She still struggles to stay off the smokes with the help of a nicotine patch. To stay fit and balanced, Campbell says she practices yoga for at least an hour most days of the week. But, like all of us, the model finds herself in need of a speedy routine when she can’t fit in a regular session. For her 10-minute workout routine, plus more on her favorite exercises and simple beauty advice, pick up the new issue of Shape, on newsstands and iPads nationwide on March 24. Congrats to Naomi on nabbing the cover. Check out more photos of her from inside the magazine:
