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Doutzen Kroes Re-Works her Sloppy Mom Ass of the Day

Posted on April 27, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Doutzen Kroes looked like a melting pile of shit left out in the sun too long after a rainstorm – the other day while on a photoshoot… SEE THE PICS HERE It’s like she either ate too much salt or didn’t get her cool sculpting, because that ass was that of a girl who was once fit, turned into a mom, who has a party drug addiction – where all the good fat that filled her up was used up in her addiction to keep her alive…leaving a dangling ass check needing to be filled.. Well, she probably didn’t like the way those pap pics looked and went back out – posing with her leg in the air at 90 degree – the SIT illusion to give shape and spread out those cellulite dimples…and I’d say it was magical…but it’s not…it just happened and I feel the need to post it because this is what I do for some very fucking weird reason id don’t understand. The post Doutzen Kroes Re-Works her Sloppy Mom Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anastasia Ashley makes Waterfall Porn of the Day

Posted on March 10, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I figure a great way to start your day is with some aspirational video by professional surf ass Anastasia Ashley in her bikini hiking and running around Hawaii like a she’s on a permanent vacation – because she is on permanent vacation – she’s a professional surfer and her job involves hanging out on a beach in a bikini all day – with ripped dudes and other girls with hot asses – while all you idiots who don’t realize you can live a good life – are working your shit 9 – 5 job – making shit money – paying for a shit house and shit kids and you even went to college to make this happen…while our girl…Anastasia Ashley plays in goddamn waterfalls looking hot…what the fuck….went wrong in my life…seriously….everything…but that doesn’t matter…. The post Anastasia Ashley makes Waterfall Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Suck it in Ariel Winter of the Day

Posted on March 10, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Porky Ariel Winter took a picture of herself sucking the fuck in at 2 in the morning and tagged it FRIDAY – because the internet is a fucking lie and not only do these people post pre-shot selfies, they also photoshop the fuck out of the photos, and they also know how to pose on their tippy toes, holding their arm out, and pushing their stomach in to give a waist to hip ratio….all in a very spandex shirt that is tight as fuck to suck in all the disgusting….but apparently..there’s a thigh gap… That said, people like jerking off to her and her big rebuilt tits…and seeing her in an outfit that you wouldn’t want to wear to Junior High in case you get your period….something this one probably got at 7 thanks to the trauma of being sold off by your parents…is hardly exciting – but I’ll post it because she’s current, she’s trendy and thus I am for covering her every move as she makes the transition from sitcom child star to social media star… The post Suck it in Ariel Winter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Happy Birthday Suprise for Cheater of the Day

Posted on July 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what the authenticity in this video is, but I figure if it is a staged bullshit, designed to go viral video, the dude involved would have shot it horizontal, but then again, this vertical shit makes it seem more believable… I figure I’ll post it because everyone likes to get revenge, or shame their chubby girlfriend they caught cheating, you know to get payback revenge hoping it makes your broken heart and sads feel better…but I think I’m too dark, because I was assuming it was going to end up with murder, or maybe with her lover he caught her cheating with hanging off the rafters with limbs missing…bleeding,…or maybe he would have killed this one off… But I guess…it wouldn’t be on youtube in that case…right.. The post Happy Birthday Suprise for Cheater of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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More Sarah Lane Big Titties from Some Shoot of the Day

Posted on July 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I was just emailed more pictures of this unknown, busty, freckled girl name Sarah Lane…from her photoshoot with some photographer named Michael Benatar and I figured I’d post it..because I already POSTED THE FIRST BATCH … Let’s face it, aspiring unknown girls with huge tits deserve to be noticed, especially when they are willing to show off those huge tits, and leverage them into a successful career or at least a fan base of perverts who like big tits…which luckily for her is every dude out there….I mean just look what big tits did for Kate Upton… I appreciate her hustle into the fame game…even if it’s pretty mindless and easy…it has tits and that makes it ok with me.

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More Sarah Lane Big Titties from Some Shoot of the Day

Posted on July 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I was just emailed more pictures of this unknown, busty, freckled girl name Sarah Lane…from her photoshoot with some photographer named Michael Benatar and I figured I’d post it..because I already POSTED THE FIRST BATCH … Let’s face it, aspiring unknown girls with huge tits deserve to be noticed, especially when they are willing to show off those huge tits, and leverage them into a successful career or at least a fan base of perverts who like big tits…which luckily for her is every dude out there….I mean just look what big tits did for Kate Upton… I appreciate her hustle into the fame game…even if it’s pretty mindless and easy…it has tits and that makes it ok with me.

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Kim Kardashian Fat Back of the Day

Posted on May 17, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kim Kardashian has a fat back and I figured I’d post it because you all need to realize that she’s not someone with any fucking sex appeal, unless you own a restaurant, that’s not an all you can eat place, but a by the pound kinda spot, cuz this pig, like all pigs, likes to eat… I’m tired of her being celebrated, I’m tired of her making money, I’m tired of people thinking she’s hot, but for some sick reason, I’m not tired of watching her suck a black cock …cuz pornstars, despite being unimpressive and trash, at least they get fucking naked and fuck….I just don’t like when they pretend they are all luxury and high class….when really they just gutter porn trash, no matter how much money they have or have made…

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Tron Jeremy Tron Spoof of the Day

Posted on December 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Tron Jeremy Tron Spoof of the Day

Tron looks like the biggest piece of shit movie of all fucking time….one definitely worth mocking…. Someone send it this Tron Jeremy spoof, it comes complete with cheesy, obvious, maybe even shitty or weak porn jokes, but it’s a fucking viral video on the internet, what the fuck do you expect. I figured I’d post it because the person who sent it in asked nicely, and because you love Ron Jeremy cuz you relate to ugly, balding, fat dudes and you wish you could pull the pussy he has, making him some kind of idol. Either way, watch it, I have a feeling the frat boy in you that makes the internet work is going to love it.

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Heidi Montag’s New Tits Released 7 New Songs of the Day

Posted on February 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you’re into really bad music, like annoyingly bad music that is self-produced, self released because a bitch thinks she has what it takes to be a popstar but the record labels don’t becuase she should just stick to being a bottom feeding reality show cunt who is lucky to even have the bottom feeding reality show lottery ticket but managed to luck out thanks to some poor executive decision. Then you’ll be happy to know she’s released 7 new songs on youtube, if you click through you’ll find the other uploads that I refuse to post because I’ve been waiting for this bitch to fail, and figure this song is bad enough for you to get the idea of what to expect, leading to keeping views real low so she really understans that suicide is the only option. Here are some pics of her new face and body thanks to surgery from seriously low self-esteem from the media laughing at her for the joke that she is….without realizing that even with the surgery she’s still a fucking joke, just better looking than ever, even though plastic surgery ages horribly, but we don’t have to worry about that just now…here are the pics.. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Tiger Woods Press Conference Was a Sad Day for Men of the Day

Posted on February 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wrote on twitter that people need to leave Tiger Woods alone. I understand he is a billion dollar industry, but making a man publically admit he’s a little bitch who is owned by his sponsors, while pretending to be defending his wife, when he knows she’s just as bad as the whores he fucked behind her back, in terms of only liking him for his fame and money. I get that he was backed into a corner and had to read the shit 4 months later with no sincerity because he knows in the back of his mind that every single one of us would have done the same fucking thing. I also know that as a billionaire, he should be allowed to fuck anything he wants, from animals on the endagered species list to orphans he imports from third world countries and we shouldn’t have any right to judge him, as he’s proven to us that he’s better at life than we are.. The whole thing was depressing to see no matter how hard he tried to let us know he was being forced to do it…Wanting to fuck is not “having a problem”, it is normal, it is what our civilization is based on and to give him shit about it is so against the American dream, it is just another example of Christians raining on our parade so everyone’s gotta fuck off and stop annoying me with this Tiger shit. It’s done. I’m talking to you TMZ. And I guess this press conference is the official joke of the day. To See The Press Conference Follow THis Link GO

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