Léa Seydoux was in an actual sexually charged movie – where she played a lebsian having real sex with an older lady…putting candy coated, mainstream, easy for the American public to digest, 50 Shades of Grey, which almost makes me laugh, as a pervert, who has seen most sex scenes in mainstream movies…and I’ve seen a bunch of porn..and I figure that 50 Shades is just for the Christian people being naughty…and as a pervert…we’ve all seen this shit… That said…she’s in some Magazine, and she looks fucking amazing… The post Léa Seydoux is Pretty Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Schön Magazine has taken on the “free the nipple” program with this editorial featuring some model I didn’t look up because I am lazy and who really cares…she’s showing tit in public for fashion and that’s pretty amazing…even though all models show their tits, in public or in studio, it’s part of the job and why they get paid so much fucking money…they’re versatile…but that doesn’t mean that the idea of girls showing off their tits in public as a social movement for feminists who feel they deserve the same rights as men isn’t fucking awesome. People are followers, and this is exactly the kind of thing any pervert dude, like me, would have and has tried starting in over the years, because once every girl gets on board….I get to see every girls tits…I win…I always win…even if winning is actually losing in the grand scheme of life…winning at losing is still winning….
Helen Flanagan reminds me of the stripper I was with last night. Not because the stripper I was with was anything near this good to look at, in fact I think the stripper from last night was missing one of her breasts, I go for the discount gils….but she reminded me of Helen Flanagan because she told me she wouldn’t work at the stripclub next door, because they charge 10 dollars a song instead of the 20 she apparently makes, probably once a day, by a sad and lonely asian who loves strippers….now the reason that reminds me of Helen Flanagan, is because she had better business sense than Helen Flanaga, who was an actress on TV….who said “fuck being an actress, I’m gonna be a Glamour model, which pays less, but at least I get to be hot and naked”….maybe there’s a strategy behind this…or maybe who gives a fuck, she’s pretty amazing…
Here’s Colleen Shannon proving that she is still the World’s Sexiest DJ by showing off her awesome body in a little bikini. As I have stated before, Colleen is actually a pretty amazing DJ and you should check out her site and judge for yourselves. I’ll tell you one thing, if she ever tours my town, I will make sure to go! Photos: Fameflynet
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Hanalei Reponty is a pretty amazing bodied model from Tahiti who was marketed as a surfer, even though she’s probably not actually a surfer, but then again what makes a surfer, I would assume it is anyone who can surf. Right? I mean it’s a lifestyle bro… Not that I would know, I am not a surfer, or a model, but I am all about looking at pictures of girls who do surf, because they generally have amazing bodies, all swimming and being beat the fuck up by waves all day… I am not sure what this Hanalei Reponty shoot is for, I just know it is by David Hauserman who is on the rise as a photographer…. I also know that she’s showing some toplessness, because that’s just the direction everything is going, that is just what we want to see, and I am all about this movement…Models and model titties for fashion is and has always been my porn… I blame Fashion Television running runway shows on Sundays when I only had one channel and I was forced to jerk off to it – coupled with fashion magazines always being available to jerk off to as a kid…in an era before porn… All this to say – Hanalei Reponty is amazing.
Our friends over at GALORE MAG have been producing some pretty amazing stuff the last little while and are totally dialled into the relevant girls you want to see half naked and the amazing photographers who take them…it’s like some Sports Illustrated Swimsuit for the next generation with girls who’s vagina’s you actually want to see…like this Ireland Baldwin, recent lesbian after her boyfriend she pretty much had sex with on instagram and her broke up, because that’s just the kind of stability a lunatic actor’s daughter has…and despite her blocking me on all social media, I like to think we are friends and shared an internet moment and for that…I will stare at her aspiring model tits in bikini…she’s good…even if she’s not the best…she’s good. SEE MORE HERE
Our friends over at GALORE MAG have been producing some pretty amazing stuff the last little while and are totally dialled into the relevant girls you want to see half naked and the amazing photographers who take them…it’s like some Sports Illustrated Swimsuit for the next generation with girls who’s vagina’s you actually want to see…like this Ireland Baldwin, recent lesbian after her boyfriend she pretty much had sex with on instagram and her broke up, because that’s just the kind of stability a lunatic actor’s daughter has…and despite her blocking me on all social media, I like to think we are friends and shared an internet moment and for that…I will stare at her aspiring model tits in bikini…she’s good…even if she’s not the best…she’s good. SEE MORE HERE
Xenia Deli is a pretty amazing model from some third world country that I would like to think she escaped in some Cold War movie storyline that involved climbing Siberian mountains, and dealing with American spies with her vagina, that is probably more of a “she’s hot, sign her, book her on jobs, get her a work visa, find her a rich American Husband, Greencard that ho”…. Not that she really needs to be booking jobs, since the work she does for her instagram for free, is all she really needs to be doing…all day, everyday…..from this angle…good times. Seriously…
Xenia Deli is a pretty amazing model from some third world country that I would like to think she escaped in some Cold War movie storyline that involved climbing Siberian mountains, and dealing with American spies with her vagina, that is probably more of a “she’s hot, sign her, book her on jobs, get her a work visa, find her a rich American Husband, Greencard that ho”…. Not that she really needs to be booking jobs, since the work she does for her instagram for free, is all she really needs to be doing…all day, everyday…..from this angle…good times. Seriously…
