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Hannah Davis Gets Leggy For The ESPYS

Hannah Davis showed up to the ESPYS last night, and I don’t know about you, but I’d totally forgotten that the sexy SI supermodel was still dating Derek Jeter. I figured now that he’s retired she would’ve dumped that loser for someone more famous, like a certain celebrity blogger. Apparently not. But instead of getting jealous, let’s just focus on the positives, like the killer leg show that Hannah’s putting on here. Personally, I plan on focusing on it for the rest of the day. Yow. Photos: WENN.com

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Colorblind Sees Color For The First Time

I love the reactions to these glasses. It’s pretty amazing to witness someone seeing color for the first time.

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Hannah Ferguson Re-Run of the Day

These pictures of Hannah Ferguson from last summer…have made a comeback, I have no idea why, maybe it’s summer and re-run season, who fucking knows..I just know I posted them over a year ago…and I guess here they are again… I wrote: Hannah Ferguson is the 45 year old looking model, who I’ve been told is very nice, because I guess when you’re 45 and you’re finally making it in the world as a bikini model, you’ve seen some shit and have been through some shit and experiences that have allowed you to get to a place where people think she’s 24… You know…one of those “if I’m really sweet and nice and fun, they won’t ask for ID, they’ll just want to take pics of me, and pretend my hard face is from sun damage, because I’m that committed to bikini modeling and my body is hot, that’s all they care about, just be pleasant, keep the smile on, don’t let them have any reason to doubt me”…. Or maybe I’m just an asshole…I mean I can assure you that she’ll think I’m an asshole..all while I think she’s got pretty great tits… I stand by everything I said….I would like to add that I am pretty amazing, I never re-read my posts but read that and it’s on point…shit I should have a TV show or a book deal or something…what the fuck is this injustice in the workd… And that was the re-run of the day The post Hannah Ferguson Re-Run of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Yoga Frog Splits

I have a feeling that this yoga instructor is pretty amazing in bed!

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Iza Goulart Fitness is Still Happening of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Mar 5, 2015 at 3:55am PST People are so repetitive, so obvious…it’s like we get it Izabel Goulart, you work out…you show off, skinny bitch, showing the world how fit and strong you are because you make over 1,000,000 dollars a year being skinny and fit, and if you weren’t skinny and fit, no one would give a fuck about you… We get it Izabel Goulart, you are trying to give meaning to your vapid, superficial existence. Your contribution to the world is to tell other girls they aren’t fat and strong enough. It is done in a form of “trying to show people workout moves”…but in the 15 second video Instagram allows, just comes across as bragging…”Look at what I can do because I have nothing to do all day when I am not working, so I might as well work out so that I feel like I matter”…. And it’s pretty amazing… I am sure more dudes jerk off to these videos, that people who get inspired to get fit or to try her moves at home…because the world is filled with perverts who jerk off to social media. That’s 90 percent of the reason why it works. The post Iza Goulart Fitness is Still Happening of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rosalind Lipsett in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Rosalind Lipsett. She’s Irish but based in LA..and a year ago, I thought I fell in love with her, despite having no soul, because she reminded me of classic model looks that I grew up masturbating to, coupled with good Irish family values, you know people who don’t lock their doors, who live what is seemingly a simpler life that you read in a Dickens novel, filled with Leprochauns and pots of gold, and other delusions that come from a diet of Potatoes and hard booze… I mean, before Rosalind, I just assumed Irish women, were toothless, big, pirate sounding monsters with their good Catholic values, and the guilt that comes from straying from those good Catholic values, that leads to drinking heavily all day everyday, was the perfect fit for a drunk like me….but turns out they can be as magical as the Jameson shot they rode in on… What a fucking body, all it is missing is my face being sat on…right? Pictures by @floydboy The post Rosalind Lipsett in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Strippers Congratulate the Bushwackers of the Day

I never watched wrestling. Even as a young kid, I was more into playing with Barbies, washing their hair and telling them they were pretty girls, ass I rubbed their pussy mound and nippleless tits, as people around me would call me a little faggot, when really I was just practicing ripping off panties for when I was older.. I just thought dudes on dudes, especially coupled with bad acting was homoerotic and beneath me. I preferred my boners to come from inanimate objects.. But I do remember the Bushwackers, and apparently they were inducted into the Wrestling Hall of Fame, and in keeping things as classy as Wrestling, you know the lowest form of sport, loved by immigrants and white supremicists in their trailer parks alike…Rick’s Cabaret, a publicly traded strip club I would buy shares in just because investing in a strip club is funny to me, threw them a party… Here are some of the pics…also funny to me… The post Strippers Congratulate the Bushwackers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Brittany Burke is Pretty Amazing for Marie Claire UK of the Day

I’ve never heard of Brittany Burke…but the most interesting thing about her is that there is a Porn Star with her name….so instead of changing out her name to something more model, she decided to ride with the google results of her being a girl with huge fake tits taking it up the ass…I assume she’s been dealing with that for her entire high school life, teased about it, and now just making a name for herself without letting that porn slut get her down…something I guess any of you with porn addictions probably deal with on a daily basis… All this to say, she’s Americam, I don’t care for her face, it is long and freaks me out, but I do like these pics of her being subtle slutty…because subtle slutty is still slutty.. The post Brittany Burke is Pretty Amazing for Marie Claire UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Brittany Burke is Pretty Amazing for Marie Claire UK of the Day

I’ve never heard of Brittany Burke…but the most interesting thing about her is that there is a Porn Star with her name….so instead of changing out her name to something more model, she decided to ride with the google results of her being a girl with huge fake tits taking it up the ass…I assume she’s been dealing with that for her entire high school life, teased about it, and now just making a name for herself without letting that porn slut get her down…something I guess any of you with porn addictions probably deal with on a daily basis… All this to say, she’s Americam, I don’t care for her face, it is long and freaks me out, but I do like these pics of her being subtle slutty…because subtle slutty is still slutty.. The post Brittany Burke is Pretty Amazing for Marie Claire UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Meryl Streep’s Creepy Clones of the Day

Meryl Streep is celebrated as one of the most talented actresses out there, and I guess based on her lack of sex appeal alone, she’d have to be a pretty amazing actress to have the career that she’s had while looking the way she does. That’s not to say she’s ugly, or some kind of acting monster, it’s just to say that her look isn’t one I’d ever masturbate to…not in the 70s and not today…and if I was a casting director in the 70s when she happened, I would have required the kind of blowjob that leaves my testicles sticking out of my urethra to give her her first break… All this to say, she’s got a bunch of clones that I guess she made in her lab in the pool house of her mansion…and this is what they look like…the Next generation of Streep, being introduced to the world..in whatever this is a campaign for…and it’s creeping me out. The post Meryl Streep’s Creepy Clones of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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