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Gigi Hadid Does Reebok Real Good

I’m not sure what’s harder to buy, the fact that Gigi Hadid is considered a real model these days, or that she’s modeling for Reebok. But I guess if there’s one thing Gigi has tons of experience in, it’s wearing leggings 24/7. That’s pretty much the hot nobody uniform these days. Anyway, I don’t know about you guys, but I’m definitely starting to sweat after checking out this latest photoshoot. Although it’s hard to say whether that’s because of Gigi’s legs or my fear of heights. Either way, yow!

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Old Lady Kylie Jenner’s Fake Plastic Face, Butt And Boobs Are Displayed On Snapchat

I know you guys probably think I’m being a jerk when I point out how gross and plastic Kylie Jenner is looking these days. But listen, I’d much rather be locking myself in a Starbucks bathroom with a new set of great bikini pictures right now than complaining about how Kylie looks like a teenage old lady. And I’m sorry, but enough with the fake asses already. It’s just gross.

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Selena Gomez’s Tongue Tease

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m in a good mood today. I mean, why not? The weather’s nice, the sun’s out, and so is Selena Gomez ‘s super-cute cleavage. And that’s pretty much a recipe for my perfect day. The only thing that could make this any better is if Selena would finally take me up on my offer to go out motorboating. I’m telling you, the weather’s perfect for it.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Will Blow Your Pants Off

Last I checked, Alessandra Ambrosio was 36, which is pretty much retirement age in supermodel years. And oh yeah, she’s also got two kids. But somehow her body still looks just as good as it did 15 years ago. I don’t know how she does it, but at this rate, Alessandra’s going to do the impossible for a supermodel and/or mom: stay an instant pants fire into her 40s. And I for one wish her luck.

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Lottie Moss Ass Does Instagram of the Day

Lottie Moss is not as hot or relevant or interesting as Kate Moss is, but at 19, she’s pretty much doing it right, because kids these days don’t want to pave the way for themselves, that requires work, and other kids don’t want to follow kids who pave the way for themselves, that requires an opinion….when they’ve been trained to just like what they are told to like…it requires less work…but one thing they can all collectively agree on is that instagram followers is a real thing that matters, it’s almost a competition and if you have a name like Moss and a sister like Kate Moss, you fucking milk it, because it’s enough…..throw in some butt shots…and we’ve got social media marketing…butt shots and famous relatives… The post Lottie Moss Ass Does Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anja Rubik Topless in Cannes of the Day

Anja Rubik is a big model from Poland, who lived in Canada for a minute, but didn’t call me when she was here to fuck, which makes me hate her…but then again she may have been 10 when that happened….so I can’t be mad, even though at 10 she was likely 7 feet tall. Models…. She’s been in the game forever…or what feels like forever and she’s shown her tits before pretty much all the fucking time…so this isn’t new…but still tits… She’s done all kinds of model work from High Fashion shit to hipster fashion shit to the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show…and now she’s in calles….showing her tits. I wonder how rich the guys she fucks are? Well she’s in France wearing FRANCE Bikinis… The post Anja Rubik Topless in Cannes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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More Alexis Ren’s Booty Hard At Work

I know Alexis Ren isn’t as big of a household name as she should be, considering her Instagram is a pretty much a recipe for an instant pants fire. But the way I see it, as long as I keep doing posts on her and that perfect booty she’s always showing off for the cameras , eventually the rest of the world will finally wake up and realize what me and my readers have known for years: that Alexis is hands down one of the hottest women on Instagram right now. And if Alexis wanted to, say, take me out motorboating as a thank you for all that free promotion, I wouldn’t say no…

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Maria Menounos’ InstaBooty Tease

I know it’s been a while since I’ve done a new post on everyone’s favorite Greek hottie  Maria Menounos , but the great thing about Maria leaving the TV business to become a professional Instagram model/hot nobody is that now we get to see that perfect booty of hers whenever we want. Which for me is pretty much every 30-45 seconds. So you guys enjoy these, while I go refresh her feed to see if she’s added any new updates. Fingers crossed!

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Rachael Leigh Cook Abs in a Bikini of the Day

37 year old Josie and the Pussycats…..she’s all that….Baby Sitter Club….and I think that’s pretty much all she’s done until today…when she’s figured she must fight the instagram model – RACHEL COOK – who is stealing her NAME…(see pics below)… And show her bikini body and middle aged abs, because when you’re in your mid 30s and your life was being the hot girl in her early 20s, is fitness….eat that vegan, do that coke, work those abs….look better than most 37 year olds….but not quite as good as the instagram model who stole your name…but still good enough for perverts like me. The post Rachael Leigh Cook Abs in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hot Instagram Model Rachel Cook Is Hard At Work

Rachel Cook is some Instagram model with a large following. She pretty much has photographers take pictures of her. Not sure what her revenue stream is other than being hot, finding a rich boyfriend and the occasional coffee scrub campaign. Whatever it is, I can’t afford it sadly. My love is just not worth anything.          

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Hot Instagram Model Rachel Cook Is Hard At Work