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Jewel in a Bathing Suit in Miami of the Day

Posted on May 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Little know fact…Jewel wrote this song for me…. I was living in a small Alaskan town and we had a whirlwind romance that left her homeless and living out of her car, forced to drive to LA to land a record deal and become insanely famous, despite not being that good at music, but clearly good at something that leads to record deals..that I call…song writing…lyrics that make lonely women feel emotions…but I’ll tell you one thing…she was a much better desperate girl in the 90s pre-youtube trying to go viral…by probably going viral in her own way…these record execs all have herpes… And sure…that story was a lie, and Jewel didn’t write a song for me…but she has impacted my life by making me nicer to the homeeless girls I fuck…because they are affordable..because they may be rich and famous one day and I want to be the guy they remember being the one who hosed them down and gave them a half eaten sandwich… Here she is in a bathing suit…no longer homeless…but stil lshowing her pussy definition… The post Jewel in a Bathing Suit in Miami of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Doutzen Kroes Pumps Breast Milk of the Day

Posted on April 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Doutzen Kroes, ex Victoria’s Secret model, who was recently fired and mom of Two…with some DJ you know probably fucks college girls around the world…every chance he gets…is probably going through some kind of crisis now that her contract wasn’t renewed… She was the last wave of Victoria’s Secret models who make serious bank being Victoria’s Secret models, as models now do shit for a hell of a lot less, and think just how many followers being a VS model would get you on social media…totally worth the trade… The people at VS aren’t idiots..I mean sure they are probably horrible people who exploit asians to make their shitty, cheesy products, but they aren’t idiots, and know they can get so much more reach for so much less than a Doutzen… So she’s calling paparazzi, trying to get seen…and more importantly, she’s doing parenting right..by posting the best parts of it to social media…Lactaction.. Milk filled tits are good… The post Doutzen Kroes Pumps Breast Milk of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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B.o.B. Quotes Katniss Everdeen As He Drops Politically-Charged New Black Mixtape

Posted on November 29, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

B.o.B. releases ‘New Black’ mixtape following events in Ferguson.

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Happy Birthday, Jake Miller! Here’s Why 22 Is Going To Be Your Best Year Yet

Posted on November 29, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jake Miller turns 22 today and it’s probably going to be his greatest yet yet.

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Social Media Rips The Lifetime Aaliyah Biopic Apart [TWEETS]

Posted on November 16, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Two words for this entire situation…ohh and boy! Wendy Williams is probably going to have her highest rated show ever tomorrow because audiences were fuming…

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Hailey Baldwin Is Still Big Trouble

Posted on November 7, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Hailey Baldwin at the grand opening of Topshop’s flagship store in New York, but before you perverts hold any grand openings of your own (yes, I’m talking about your pants), you should know something important: according to my research, Hailey’s still only 17. So you’re probably going to want to close up shop and just move it along. I don’t want to get anybody in trouble. Especially not me. Photos: WENN.com

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11 Explosive Songs About Fireworks: Your Fourth of July Playlist!

Posted on July 4, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

While the hot dogs are being eaten and the patriotic cocktails consumed, you’re probably going to want some tunes to groove to at your Fourth of July cookout. Some musicians and bands out there are proudly shouting “Hey, we got your back!” Or, more appropriately, they’ve got your entertainment.  Over 75 songs exist which contain the word “firework” or “fireworks” in the lyrics, though not many of them are actually  about fireworks. Or the Fourth of July.  Meh. Semantics, right? We took the liberty of making you a Fourth of July playlist, featuring 11 songs titled “Fireworks.” From Indie Rock to R&B, get ready to jam out before the skies light up with pyrotechnics: 11 Songs Titled “Fireworks” 1. Katy Perry – Firework (Official Video) Katy Perry’s “Firework” first appeared on her album Teenage Dreams.

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Pizza Toppings RANKED: How Do You Like Your Pie?

Posted on June 2, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We’ve ranked the best (and worst) chicken nuggets , French fries , and even fast food burgers in THG’s continuing series on the food we love (or love to hate). Now it’s time to get down to business and talk about one of the perennially argued-about food-related topics probably in the history of arguing about food. What toppings do you like on your pizza? Are you a straight up pepperoni lover? Skip the meat and double the cheese? Do you pile on the veggies? As long as you just say no to anchovies, we’re good. Probably. But seriously, who likes those?! While this is probably going to make you hungry, take a look at our picks for nine popular pizza toppings ranked from worst to best, then hit the comments! 9 Pizza Toppings Ranked From Worst to Best 9. Anchovies Tiny, salty fish on your pizza? Barf. Just say no to anchovies.

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Nina Agdal’s Cristal Beer Commercial of the Day

Posted on January 7, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nina Agdal was photoshopped to shit in both the promo pics and actual pics of this Cristal beer commercial she was cast to be a part of…because Nina Agdal is reaching…doing all she can because this year is probably the last chance she has to have a cover in Sports Illustrated which is all that matter to her, since Sports Illustrated owns her…unfortunately, Emily Ratajkowski is probably going to be the cover girl, back burner-ing Nina…but at least she’ll always have Cristal beer….

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Ahna O’Reilly Is A Hottie You Should Know

Posted on August 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Since it’s my job to introduce you guys to new hotties (and then to call dibs), here’s Ahna O’Reilly at a screening for the Steve Jobs movie. According to my research, Ahna is best-known for being in The Help and used to date James Franco, but since she’s cute, I’m not going to hold either of those things against her. She was also in some movie called Herpes Boy , so there’s that too. Anyway, apparently Ahna plays Jobs’ girlfriend in the movie, so her career is probably going to take off soon, and I’m happy to help. I just hope that Ashton loser hasn’t gotten to her before I could. » view all 25 photos Photos: WENN.com

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