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Salma Hayek’s Huge Old Mexican Tits of the Day

Posted on November 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wonder where Salma Hayek’s life would have ended up if she looked like most of the Mexicans I know…all Mayan and built short, stalky, with no neck…often times 30-50 lbs overweight because of all the corn tortillas they eat at the Mexican restaurant they work at or sometimes own…trying to milk the taco and burrito crazy to white people of the north…looking for a taste of the south…especially on birthday parties or office lunches…complete with Sombrero’s and crushed Ice Maragritas…racists… I am assuming…she’d probably still be in Mexico…but lucky for you she’s got the dumbest fucking tits around…and here she is showcasing them in the most insanely, non-subtle way…it’s like BEACH balls or some shit…on the level of Trashy, or Elvira…like she knows it’s all we care about…because its all we care about… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Salma Hayek’s Huge Old Mexican Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tanya Mityushina Is Red Hot

Posted on July 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

I pretty much fell in love with Russian model Tanya Mityushina here the very first time I saw her , and OK, so I know I say that about a lot of hotties, but whatever. That doesn’t make our love any less real. Well, except for the fact that she probably still doesn’t know I exist. Anyway, I haven’t seen Tanya in a while, but then she showed up to DIRECTV’s Dark Places premiere looking red hot, and all those old feelings came flooding back… to my pants region. And if that’s not true love, then I guess I don’t know what is. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Kate Compton’s Alright of the Day

Posted on February 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Kate Compton. She’s an instagram model. The kind of girl who is famous for her hard work posting selfies of her half naked body, working with instagram photographers, because everyone on instagram is a photographer, making for magical burger filled shoots, that make you wonder if people just like the burgers and not the girl…is she interchangeable…or is she the missing link that legitimizes all these instagram people….I don’t know, but I will try to masturbate to her. The post Kate Compton’s Alright of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rihanna is Hot for Fashion of the Day

Posted on February 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rihanna is in the latest issue of Another Magazine, where she showed a small percentage of her pepperoni sized nipples, that she’s had pierced to try to make them look less like a national geographic spread you jerked off to in the 70s before their was porn or easy access to skin mags…you know cuz she’s black…enough…and looks pretty fucking good…which is probably why she was poached from a tropical island where she was rumored to be the entertainment at a Karaoke Bar, at the age of 14, but some pervert British guy with nothing but dollar signs in his mind…. I go through waves with her, it’s like I’m down with her and think she’s the greatest thing, or I find her a weirdo, half retarded looking alien and I guess what I think doesn’t matter…no one cares about what I think…but they do care about Rihanna’s nipple, she’s a popstar with a bunch of pop songs doing her pop thing when she’s not posing like a porn chick or harlot that would make her boyfriend want to beat up…… The post Rihanna is Hot for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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G-Star’s Hot Fucking Shoot of the Day

Posted on February 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

G-Star jeans are a jean company that may be cool, but the last time I checked was a jean company that the cheesiest cheese dicks in the lamest dance clubs buying bottles with their working at the customer service call center money….you know let’s pool our suburban disposable income together because we live with our parents and look balling so we get to fuck other suburban girls… Well, their obviously trying to change their image, because they booked erotic fashion photographer Ellen von Unwerth, but I’m gonna argue that the jeans are probably still cheesy as fuck…not because I like arguing or really need to argue…I mean really, who fucking cares… The post G-Star’s Hot Fucking Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Caitlin O’Connor Forgot To Wear A Bikini At The Beach

Posted on December 26, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know most of you are probably still enjoying your Christmas vacation, while I’m here in my bed at the office slaving away to bring you dudes all the latest news pictures of hot models. Like these ones of Caitlin O’Connor . Turns out my favorite Twitter girlfriend is already back at work too. And it’s a good thing both of us are so dedicated, because we’re doing important work here. Stop laughing, that wasn’t supposed to be a punchline. Photos: Fameflynet

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Natasha Poly Titties for Vogue Paris of the Day

Posted on October 1, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Natasha Poly is a Russian mom…pushing 30…and she’s in a recent Vogue Paris shot by Mario Testino….and she is showing some tit, posing with her baby, because this is fashion motherfuckers…and I am impressed because she is looking better than 99 percent of mom’s out there, you know the kind with their flappy stomachs hanging over their pants, because they are too exhausted to hit the gym, as they struggle to carry their baby supplies into Stabucks to caffeinate – hoping to get through another day…you know the kind of moms who will never lose the weight, age 20 years… I guess this says something about the resilience of a Russian people, or maybe of someone with lots of money…because she could have ended up a cam girl – and would probably still look as good in pictures…

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Lourdes Leone 17 and Smoking Weed in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on August 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess she didn’t see any of the propaganda videos on weed from the 60s. I guess she doesn’t realize it is the gateway drug or that it leads to schizophrenia… I remember a time when smoking weed was a scandal, even a career ender for celebrity and their kids, but now the people running the media, grew up smoking weed, probably still smoke weed and get it. Next step, legalized… I would expect more heroin snorting from Madonna’s bratty daughter. Weed is too g-rated for a rich kid. Boring. But nice bikini. Teen tits. Right.

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Jessica Simpson’s Fat Titties Live of the Day

Posted on September 25, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Simpson has not eaten herself to death like she was Mama Cass…based on her baby weight that just became over-eating weight you’d think she woulda ended up like this dude having a heart attack in Turkey… But instead she’s been able to pull her shit together and really look like the rich southern mom with a horrible body but the ability to showcase her massive tits to distract from the rest of her… The kind of mom you probably would have got a boner for as a kid at your friends house while she was serving you lemonade or some shit… The kind of mom you probably still get a boner for…because you see tits…and tits is all you need… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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