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New Music: Motown Magic Soundtrack Set To Release November 16

  Melodia/Motown Records will release Motown Magic Original Soundtrack – a 13-song collection of classic Motown hits newly recorded by some of today’s most acclaimed artists – just days before the November 20 premiere of Josh Wakely’s animated Netflix series Motown Magic. The album will be available in CD and digital formats on Friday, November 16. The series’ theme song – and the soundtrack’s lead-off track – is “ABC,” with 11-year-old Zacary James (Melisizwe Brothers) singing lead. “ABC” is one of the Jackson 5’s signature songs and charted at No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 in April of 1970, knocking The Beatles’ “Let It Be” off the top of the tally. Three-time GRAMMY® winner NE-YO covers Steve Wonder’s No. 1 hit “Superstition.” Other artists featured on the album, produced by Wakely, include Becky G, BJ The Chicago Kid, Skylar Grey, Calum Scott and Trombone Shorty. Motown legend Smokey Robinson, Executive Music Producer for the series, contributes newly recorded versions of two hits that he co-wrote for other artists: “My Girl,” which was The Temptations’ first No. 1 hit, and “I’ll Be Doggone,” which was Marvin Gaye’s first single to top the R&B chart and has never before been recorded by Robinson. The soundtrack’s recordings were produced by Don Was, Harvey Mason Jr., Bob Mothersbaugh and Sean Carey. Throughout its illustrious history, the Motown music label has released some of the world’s most beloved songs, many of which are featured in MOTOWN MAGIC.

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Flavor Of Thirst: Deelishis Shamelessly Shoots Her Shallow Shot At Shannon Sharpe 

Splash Who knew that Shannon Sharpe had girls on the gram going crazy over his fast-talking, Henny sippin’ ways? Deelishis had no shame in her game when she took to IG to shoot her shot at the sports analyst, writing: I know y’all keep asking why bae smiling so hard at work today… DUH it’s cause we got married last night in a private ceremony…. um so private I honestly don’t think he even remembers…. um can y’all go remind bae him is married #EyesMarriedNow #HeAndSheAreMeantToBe This isn’t the first time the former reality star has vied for Shannon’s love. Back in August, she revealed on Hood Rich Radio that she slid into Sharpe’s DMs: “I slid. He’s not married, right? But I slid and he didn’t reply. It was a very sophisticated slide.” Shannon Sharpe is probably too busy checking for Nicole Murphy to notice anyone else out here checking for him. Would yall be here for Deelishis Sharpe?

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Dakota Johnson Cameltoe Of the Day

No one cares who Dakota Johnson is, I am going to assume not even her mother, Melanie Griffith, because she’s probably too busy being a broken celebrity daughter who became a celerbity of her own, all narcissistic and fucking everything to fill the void of quitting cocaine to be a mother…assuming that she’s quit cocaine…but definitely filling he her vagina, not just now that she’s old and dried up with Banderas is out of the picture, but before, when Don Johnson and every other man she’s had come in and out of Dakota’s life, preparing her for her role as 50 Shades of grey….. But I care about her vagina definition in a pair of leggings…not that much, but at least enough to look at it for a while… Come February, she may be a huge deal…for now she’s just huge outter labia…or huge enough for me… TO SEE THE REST OF HER CAMELTOE CLICK HERE

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I want to Bang Ariana Grande’s Friend of the DAy

Everyone hates on Ariana Grande for being a unappreciative, bratty, cunt…you know who doesn’t respect her fans, who acts up and who her “life coach” quits on because who needs a fucking life coach. You know the kind of girl who steals black cock from her other teen starlets from equivalently low grade song and dance performances like the shit you see on shows like GLEE… But what people don’t realize is that all these child stars are unappreciative, bratty, cunts. It is very hard to be nice when you’ve been coddled and handled your entire life. Put to work to make mom’s dreams come true, and given an ice cream, or whatever she wants as bribes to do it…because normal kids don’t have work ethic, it is kind of part of being a kid, and those who do are the ones abused into working – whether it’s tending the farm – or tending to producers… So dealing with any actor – talented or not – is a fucking headache – but staring at their slutty friend and/or sister, who is probably too young for me to be looking at, and I am only doing it because everyone, at least when dressed slutty, looks 25 to me…it’s very hard to determine whether she’s 18 or not when you find her in a club in booty shorts drunk and high dancing like a shitty music video…that’s why you gotta card them all, Save yourself some jail time… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS

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RIP Motherfucker the Annette Funicello Edition of the Day

Today, we lost a legend, and not I don’t mean Margaret Thatcher, I am talking about Aneette Funicello, the masturbation to a generation of kids who didn’t have access to porn, because porn just didn’t exist, and masturbating was reserved for doing secretly while your dead relatives watched to National Geographic or to babes in their bikinis in 1960s surf movies like Annette Funicello. She was also Mousketeer, chosen by Walt Disney, which means she probably had sex with him, although at 13, she was probably too old for him…and now at 70..like Roger Ebert, she’s too dead for me. But that doesn’t take away all the loads she made happen in her prime, and that is something we celebrate. RIP motherfucker.

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Fernanda Romero is the Kind of Mexican I Wanna Eat of the Day

Being a Taco face named Jesus Martinez, born in Mexico to a thick Mayan looking prostitute mother, all neckless with a great ability to suck white cock enough to get pregnant with me…..I feel it s my duty to my country that I have not lived in since I was 5, when some crazy religious people took me away from the orphanage I was in after my mom died of AIDS….it is my service to the Mexican people,to showcase one Mexican worth fucking at least once every 6 months, becasue Mexico, despite popular belief is not all Donkey and Tortilla, drug lords and vacation resorts, but a thriving city filled with prime pussy, that normally have shitty Mexican tits, but that sometimes look like this…..Fernanda Romero……actress and model I wanna guacamole…. Here’s a Bonus Funnny Typical Cliche Fact about Fernanda via wikipedia: In 2010, Romero was arrested on charges of immigration fraud, accused of entering into a sham marriage in order to obtain legal immigrant status. She and her husband, a local pizza deliverer, were arrested in their separate homes, and put on trial, where she was accused of paying her groom $5000 for the marriage. She was found guilty and ordered to serve 30 days in jail.Although such a conviction is generally followed by deportation, as of June 2012, the United States Immigration and Naturalization Service had not taken any action to deport Romero. Here are the pics….

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Miranda Kerr Victoria’s Secret Catalog Pics of the Day

Miranda Kerr is awesome…..even if Victoria’s Secret shoots are boring as fuck…you know as boring as half naked Miranda Kerr can be…which apparently is not all that boring since this inspires me to ignore that she’s got herself a used by Orlando Bloom baby making pussy… So even if Victoria’s Secret isn’t all that creative…since it has been the same picture for the last 30 fucking years…I can be in scripting all the romantic things I’d do to her…like anal cuz her vagina is probably too big for my micro dick….they always are….

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Katie Holmes side boob

Katie Holmes is probably too busy trying to rescue Suri from Tom Cruise at the moment to bother dressing properly and here she is showing off a nice side boob for the paparazzi here Continue reading

Stair Bobsledding: A Collegiate National Pastime

Stair bobsledding needs to be an Olympic sport in 2012. It’s probably too late to qualify for this summer’s London games, but come 2016, if this guy keeps up his training (i.e. alcohol consumption) and avoids more than a half dozen serious concussions, he will be the consensus odds-on favorite for gold. To inspire yourself before you attempt stair bobsledding at home, watch his astounding trial run below. All to go get a Swiffer mop. That’s dedication, people. Stair Bobsledding

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Naked Bitches Snowboarding of the Day

This is amazing…It is a snowboard video where all these implanted bitches who snowboard, I’m talking stripper looking bitches who probably do porn, decided to join their really basic talents into this video…..by getting naked and going riding.. I didn’t know snowboard pussy looked like this…all the girls I know who snowboard and built like school buses and dont have hot stripper impants….and who are willing to get totally naked, I guess it is time to get back to the ski hills and start trolling….but this is probably too good to be true…this doesn’t actually happen…but it did…and here it is before youtube takes it down.

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