As any parent knows, you can put your toddler in the crib, but you can’t make him sleep. They’re gonna do their thing in there, whatever that might be. Still, imagine the parents’ surprise in this case when they turned on their video monitor and saw exactly how son Jude was spending his “nap” time … Toddler Faceplants During Nap Boom. Boom. One faceplant after another. Gotta work on perfecting that form! This little guy could become an Olympic diver or a pro wrestler, given his apparent skill set. Look at him line up those falls with such precision at such a young age. His folks, meanwhile, should send this to the Paranormal Activity 5 producers.
Sorry, Michael Sheen. But it appears Rachel McAdams has already moved on. The Wedding Crashers star took in a Toronto Raptors game on Monday at the Air Canada Centre and received extra special attention there from the team’s mascot. Look below to see the beauty light up when this red-bodied suitor presents her with a bouquet of roses… and a doll of himself! This is how it’s done, fellas. McAdams split from Sheen recently, following over two years as a couple. It’s clear, too, that the actress was feeling down in the dumps, clearly thinking she didn’t deserve any kind of happiness. Why else would one attend a Raptors-Wizards game?!?
I watched a Rachel McAdams movie about forgetting her husband….not because one of the girls I am fucking made me…and not because my wife who I am not fucking was trying to implant ideas in my brain on how love is supposed to be in some CIA brainwashing way….but because I fucking chose to…I said…I need more romance in my life…and I need to believe in love because I really don’t…and I need a movie made for that purpose to show me the light in the dark damp basement that is my soul….and the entire time….all I was thinking about is how tight Rachel McAdams’ asshole was…leading me to believe that Romance movies are totally fucking pornographic…if all you think about when watching them is doing dirty porn things to the main character….. Either way, she’s in Vs. Magazine and her ass and loose fitting boys underwear is kinda sexy…in a just been kidnapped and got my period do you have anything for me to wear now that my underwear are stained and ripped from you tryng to rape me…can I use these old man underwear left in thiis basement from the previous owner….kind of way…
Looks like that first steamy image from Brian DePalma’s femme thriller Passion was just the tip of the erotic iceberg! New images from the film have emerged from Cannes , where the film is seeking buyers, showing more of stars Rachel McAdams as a businesswoman and Noomi Rapace as her assistant, who become locked in a deadly power struggle that will involve lingerie, showers, and kinky masks. If these pics don’t get this movie sold, I don’t know what will. Passion is a remake of the 2010 French film Love Crime , which starred Kristen Scott Thomas and Ludivine Sagnier; it’s DePalma’s first film since 2007’s Redacted , and judging from the stir the first image has created, should mark a return to DePalma’s wheelhouse. And, really: Has there been a single film still in recent memory as immediately enthralling and dangerous and seductive as the Passion mask shot below? Sign me up. The new images were posted to the film’s Facebook page (via The Playlist and De Palma A La Mod ), which adds this synopsis: The offices of a prominent multinational corporation is the setting for this story of a power struggle between two contemporary women. Isabelle has unlimited admiration for her direct superior, Christine, a woman well-schooled in the ways of power. Christine enjoys holding sway over Isabelle, leads her one step at a time and ever more deeply into a game of seduction and manipulation, of dominance and servitude. The game is played for keeps, and there is no turning back. [via The Playlist ]
In The Vow , Rachel McAdams plays Paige, a Chicago sculptor who’s wife to Leo (Channing Tatum), the owner of a recording studio. The two are talking about starting a family, clearly giddily in love, when they get into a car accident that results in Paige taking a slow-motion header through the windshield. She sustains a brain injury that leaves her with amnesia, losing all memory of meeting and having a relationship with Leo. He finds himself having to convince the woman he married of the depth and strength of their connection when to her he might as well be a stranger. While all of the above is true of the film, the second from Michael Sucsy (who also directed the 2009 Drew Barrymore/Jessica Lange Grey Gardens ), it buries the lede, which is that Paige is missing everything that happened in the last few years — not just Leo, but moving to the city from the upscale suburb of Lake Forest in which she grew up, leaving law school to become an artist, breaking off her engagement with smarmy attorney Jeremy (Scott Speedman) and cutting ties with her family after a giant fight, the details of which we don’t learn until late in the film. She’s shocked to find that she gave up straightening her hair, that she lives in a funky loft and wears boho clothing, that she’s become a vegetarian and, if the gasp she gives when told that Barack Obama is president and she voted for him is any indication, that she only relatively recently became a Democrat. Indeed, Paige has forgotten how to be a hipster. Post-trauma, to Leo’s bemusement, she orders blueberry mojitos, wears prim dresses, gets highlights and declares her favorite book to be The Beach House by James Patterson. Leo first encountered Paige after a series of major life changes (we see, in flashback, how they met at the DMV) and had never met her parents, played by Sam Neill and Jessica Lange, before their arrival at the hospital shortly after she comes out of her coma. Stuffily dressed and taut faced, they have a campy suburban gothic air to them, and are delighted to be able to welcome their daughter back into their lives as if they’d never fought in the first place — which they essentially didn’t, since she has no memory of it. The two parties wage cultural warfare over the dazed Paige, one side offering the comforts of the familiar, including her family and posh childhood home, the other the urban life and love she chose instead. These themes of what makes up one’s identity, and whether Paige is still the woman with whom Leo fell in love without the experiences that came to define her, are a lot more solid than the romance aspects of The Vow . McAdams can turn up the charisma and make (almost) any role grounded and watchable, even multiple ones involving time travel and memory loss. Tatum is like a very handsome steak. Unfortunately, he’s the one saddled with the swoony, Nicholas Sparksesque burdens in the story, from a voiceover about love and fate delivered in an earnest monotone, to spelling out “MOVE IN?” in blueberries when serving Paige breakfast, to accidentally complementing the aesthetic merits of her scrap pile instead of the sculpture in progress she’s working on. He just isn’t expressive enough an actor to carry all of Leo’s pining and heartbreak, as he suffers through Paige’s unintended cruelty as she tries and fails to connect with him and the person she used to be. “I’m so tired of disappointing you,” she tells him after he reacts with exasperated sadness to her inability to remember their past, and it’s an unintended consequence of the casting that she seems reasonable and right in considering moving on, and that one doesn’t feel the need to blubber in response, “But you’re meant to be together !” The Vow, which is based on the story of real-life couple Kim and Krickitt Carpenter, doesn’t turn out to be as gauzily sentimental as its beginning (or its marketing materials ) suggests; though this probably isn’t intentional, it ends up making the argument that one’s romantic memories don’t tend to translate well when shared, as Leo walks Paige through the things they used to do as a couple, from the restaurant in which they used to eat (named, heh, Cafe Mnemonic) to the lakeside spot where they would skinny dip. But the most loving gesture in the film is its consideration that what may be best for someone’s happiness is letting them go, no matter how painful that may be. The ending is — spoiler alert? — an upbeat one, but it’s one the film drifts into, no last-minute gallop through an airport or desperate clinch in the rain. It’s a more grown-up conclusion than you’d expect, but feels anticlimactic when taken in the context of the story’s wobbles between realism and glossy, larger-than-life love story. Seriously, couldn’t he have restored a house for her or something? Follow Alison Willmore on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
Perhaps the only thing better than the fiery loins of a natural redhead is the face of another lady planted right in the middle of ’em. In honor of St. Patrick’s Day, Mr. Skin presents this roundup of redheaded rugmunchers (some natural, some not) in action. More pics after the jump!
Perhaps the only thing better than the fiery loins of a natural redhead is the face of another lady planted right in the middle of ’em. In honor of St. Patrick’s Day, Mr. Skin presents this roundup of redheaded rugmunchers (some natural, some not) in action. More pics after the jump!
To celebrate Erin and all her Celtic comrades, Mr. Skin’s rounded up all the McBoobs and O’bush that your Irish one-eyed monster can handle! We’ve got all the breast footage in our McNaked McNudes , Plenty O’Nudes and Erin Go Braless playlists, and here’s a cheeky sneak peek: Gothic goddess Rose McGowan looks like she might break if you handled her too roughly, but this raven-haired beauty and her porcelain poontang are tougher than they look. Rose showed her thorns (and her DD chest blossoms) as a troubled teen in The Doom Generation. Annette O’Toole’s perfect pair has caused many a man to handle his O’tool. See them at their luscious best in Cross My Heart (1987) . On screen she goes by the name Misty Mundae , but this video vixen was born Erin DeWright. Misty has eaten more rug than a colony of carpet beetles, and she’s at her leztastic best in Girl Seduction (2003) . Mr. Skin gets all misty-eyed just thinking about it. Adorable blonde Rachel McAdams is utterly charming in whatever she’s in, but Rachel’s McBoobs in My Name is Tanino (2002) will make you McSwoon. Softcore sensation Shauna O’Brien never quite broke into the mainstream, but this seductive o’sex symbol broke free from her bra in Friend of the Family (1995) , one of her 34 nude roles. Erin Cummings is a randy Roman in Spartacus:Blood and Sand . When she appears masked and topless in an adults-only apparition, you’ll be….well, you know the rest. Celebrate the muff O’ the Irish all day today on the Mr. Skin blog !
To celebrate Erin and all her Celtic comrades, Mr. Skin’s rounded up all the McBoobs and O’bush that your Irish one-eyed monster can handle! We’ve got all the breast footage in our McNaked McNudes , Plenty O’Nudes and Erin Go Braless playlists, and here’s a cheeky sneak peek: Gothic goddess Rose McGowan looks like she might break if you handled her too roughly, but this raven-haired beauty and her porcelain poontang are tougher than they look. Rose showed her thorns (and her DD chest blossoms) as a troubled teen in The Doom Generation. Annette O’Toole’s perfect pair has caused many a man to handle his O’tool. See them at their luscious best in Cross My Heart (1987) . On screen she goes by the name Misty Mundae , but this video vixen was born Erin DeWright. Misty has eaten more rug than a colony of carpet beetles, and she’s at her leztastic best in Girl Seduction (2003) . Mr. Skin gets all misty-eyed just thinking about it. Adorable blonde Rachel McAdams is utterly charming in whatever she’s in, but Rachel’s McBoobs in My Name is Tanino (2002) will make you McSwoon. Softcore sensation Shauna O’Brien never quite broke into the mainstream, but this seductive o’sex symbol broke free from her bra in Friend of the Family (1995) , one of her 34 nude roles. Erin Cummings is a randy Roman in Spartacus:Blood and Sand . When she appears masked and topless in an adults-only apparition, you’ll be….well, you know the rest. Celebrate the muff O’ the Irish all day today on the Mr. Skin blog !
It’s a slow week for nudity on DVD & Blu-Ray, with The Walking Dead shuffling onto DVD, Rachel McAdams keeping her Morning Glory under wraps, and Carla Gugino taking all day, Every Day to lose her bikini bottoms. Your best opportunities for onanism this week come from Blu-Ray, where the medieval mammaries of Excalibur go hi-def. Your sword will be brandished and in hand when Excalibur (1981) gets the Blu-Ray treatment. Director John Boorman never bores, thanks in part(s) to Helen Mirren as the evil Morgana, who shows off her breasts through a fishnet top. Cherie Lunghi also shows her Lunghis as Guenevere, and Katrine Boorman adds another chesty scene to prove that the Time of Arthur was full of boobs. Rachel McAdams is Becky Fuller, a television producer who tries to revive a struggling morning show by bringing on new anchor Mike Pomeroy ( Harrison Ford ) in the 2010 comedy Morning Glory , not nude on DVD. We may not get to see Rachel’s morning glory, but we do get a juicy jiggle in Rachel’s McButt when she rolls around in her McPanties. Glorious. Liev Schreiber and Helen Hunt are a couple in crisis in the 2010 comedy-drama Every Day , nude on DVD. He’s bored with his job, troubled that his son is gay, and losing his relationship with his wife, while she’s trying to care for her dying father. Amidst all these real-life problems, we also get a quick peek at Carla Gugino ‘s bare butt. Now there’s something you could get used to seeing every day! Ravenous flesh-eating zombies have overtaken the planet and it’s up to Rick Grimes ( Andrew Lincoln ) to lead his people to safety in the FX series The Walking Dea d , nude on DVD. Don’t look for any skin here, but this is FX, so expect sexy content from female costars like Sarah Wayne Callies . Now you can inspect Sarah’s post-apocalyptic panties frame by frame, searching for the elusive Walking Nip.
