When it comes to Megan Fox it doesn’t take a whole lot to get me worked up, so a few shots of her wearing some tight ass jeans and some sexy heels and I’m all a twitter. That’s old timey talk for horned up. Ever since she got married she’s been hiding out, holed up somewhere that her douche husband can keep his beady little eyes on her at all time. It’s really annoying. So I’m glad to see she’s out in the wild and looking better than ever. Enjoy.
Sinead O’Connor made some disturbing disclosures about suicidal thoughts on Twitter that shocked and worried her fans – but was she even being serious? Yes … but only to a point. After posting a series of thoughts such as “now I wish I was dead, no hope,” and the Irish singer has responded to the backlash. Her core message, in an open letter posted this morning, is that you don’t have to hide your feelings, even those that come from a dark, disturbed place. At the same time? Please don’t off yourself. “Open letter to all people in who occassionally feel suicidal, think, or have acted suicidally, including that really annoying Sinead woman that won’t just shut the f–k up and stop making people feel uncomfortable,” she rambled. “Why would ‘God’ want u to beat urself up for wanting to die? Don’t allow anyone near u who, when ur with them u feel bad about u. U haven’t died. That’s what matters to God. God is close to the broken hearted. And ‘God’ doesn’t judge.” “Its ok to FEEL suicidal. That is most definately neither a sin nor a sign necessarily, of madness. Its quite normal to feel that way sometimes. And its not only ok but MANDATORY u SAY when u feel suicidal and ask for help.” “Anyone who criticises u can f–k off and is only afraid of their own ‘madness.'” O’Connor went on to ponder about spirituality and clarified that while she believes it’s OK to feel suicidal, people shouldn’t take their feelings any further. She noted that despite her rant this week, in which she told followers that she would kill herself if there was a way to do so without her children finding out her death was due to suicide, she certainly wasn’t encouraging that. (Why write it on Twitter then? Legitimate question.) “I do believe suicide is a sin,” O’Connor said. “Because u may as well have murdered every one who loves u even remotely. Including ‘God’.” “And we all have people who adore us.. Even if we think we don’t. Its a lie too, suicide. It doesn’t solve your problems. It only makes them infinately, un-countably worse. Its a permanent solution to a temporary problem.” “Which brings u a whole rake of new karmic problems. ” “Its selfish. And s–t. So… Let’s not do it.” Nice. Got it. We’re good then, Sinead?
I can’t be certain but I think that Kelly Brook’s t-shirt is a little see through, I can’t see any of the good parts which is really annoying, but it’s a start. Besides, the girl’s a hottie she can wear whatever she wants when she travels, if it happens to be a nice pair of short shorts in first class even better. I’ve never flown first class, I always get stuck next to a farty fat guy, but I always imagined first class was filled with hot chicks in little outfits and now I know it’s a hundred percent true.
In what would be the most nonsensical, contrived move yet by MTV, Stephanie Pratt is reportedly joining The City once The Hills goes off the air next week. According to reports, Spencer’s sister has been speaking with producers of The Hills spinoff and is intent on coming aboard Whitney Port’s reality series. The City also stars Elle employees Olivia Palermo and Erin Kaplan, and recently cast Whitney’s BFF Roxy Olin, who coincidentally works with Port now. The Hills is ending its six-season run a week from tonight, but Stephanie Pratt , who joined a few years back, isn’t ready for her 15 minutes to expire. “Now that The Hills is over, Stephanie has been talking about moving to New York for The City,” a source says. “There would be a lot of drama there.” USELESSNESS PERSONIFIED : Is Stephanie Pratt City-bound? The reason? Roxy. “Hex-best friend, Roxy Olin , is a regular on the show, and there’s bad blood because Roxy just dropped Stephanie for Whitney Port.” Stephanie vs. Roxy? Talk about a battle of useless wannabe fashionistas and reality stars. Remember when Steph also worked for Kelly Cutrone briefly? Lauren Conrad fired her. If MTV really decided to transplant Stephanie Pratt, not only would that be really annoying for viewers, but it would destroy any credibility The City has. Eh, bet you they do it.
It’s kind of impressive how well Scarlett Johansson can cover up her rather plump breasts, impressive and really annoying that is. Here she is at some event the other night in a dress that would best be described by the sound of a baby vomiting. She looks like she could be working at a diner. That’s not true, the women at the diner show more tit than this, they live off their tips. Sure she’s pretty, and I know that somewhere under there are a great pair of tits, I just want to see them from time to time. Is that too much to ask?
I have a friend who used to fuck armpits, he was obsessed with pit fucking, it was more than just his fetish, the motherfucker just would never shut up about the shit, it would get really annoying, it’s like he loved the smell of the armpit, the stubble, and if he found a girl built like this, with a pussy in her armpit, we probably wouldn’t have made fun of him and call him weird as much as we did, in fact he probably would still be alive today, cuz he would have never killed himself for thinking he was so weird for only being able to get off to armpit.
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