I am going to assume that these are the Marloes Horst pics for GALORE ….because I know she’s in Galore along with every other relevant model and actress of the year…cuz these GALORE don’t fuck around…and just bring it…but I wish Marloes Horst fucked around, ideally with my genitals, using her genitals, or really any of her body part…hell she could just send me her outfits from her shoots, I don’t care…as long as it came in contact with her…and her amazingness, I’ll be able to put it to good use…
Our friends over at GALORE MAG have been producing some pretty amazing stuff the last little while and are totally dialled into the relevant girls you want to see half naked and the amazing photographers who take them…it’s like some Sports Illustrated Swimsuit for the next generation with girls who’s vagina’s you actually want to see…like this Ireland Baldwin, recent lesbian after her boyfriend she pretty much had sex with on instagram and her broke up, because that’s just the kind of stability a lunatic actor’s daughter has…and despite her blocking me on all social media, I like to think we are friends and shared an internet moment and for that…I will stare at her aspiring model tits in bikini…she’s good…even if she’s not the best…she’s good. SEE MORE HERE
In the event you weren’t aware…it’s Twerk Season….and Amber Rose, who is only known for being a hip hop hooker, once paid for by Kanye West…is all about capitalizing on it, because she’s just that kind of low level who capitalizes on anything she can…not that she’s ever really had any success, she was never a model, but more a girl who put the right dick in her, the dick that made her relevant and allowed her hooker ass to call herself a model, a dick that just secured her place from being an irrelevant groupie bitch, positioning herself in the right places, to relevant enough to get a hip hop husband to knock her up…making her a hip hop wife she always wanted to be…who can still shake her ass, even when no one gives a fuck, only now it’s on instagram and not at the strip club….Useless maybe…but a twerk is a twerk even when a light skinned does it.
I have no idea who this chick is…and I am not just saying that….as I do sometimes when I can’t remember who a bitch is and I am too lazy to google her to see what her deal is….because I googled Katherine Damm and found nothing but shit on some Harvard Law professor or some shit, something I can safely assume is not what this girl is up to, who she is…but I realize none of that matters, because she’s topless on a beach…her titties bouncing as she runs out of the sea…and that makes her relevant enough for me…seriously…any girl willing to get naked for a camera is a girl I’m a fan of…from sexting to high fashion….porn to movies…I don’t care…just show me the nudity… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
She’s not all that hot, but she is naked….and I guess that makes her relevant to perverts like me….even if the typical busty and voluptuous isn’t really my thing, I like my busty girls to be skinny, you know making their tits a mystery or blessing for nature, making me wonder how such a miracle happened, you know like they were my version of the Christ child, ready to be worshipped by my dick…when the girl is built like this…the big fake tits are just kind of a given…not all that impressive, but like all low level Glamour Models who are better suited as strippers, I’m totally down with staring, cuz naked chicks are fun….even when they are fat.
Bar Paly is some bootleg Bar Refaeli from Israel….you know cuz they are both named after my favorite place to self destruct…but more importantly on the same Israeli mission of being some next big thing in America….but only rockin’ credits like a one time role on CSI….and probably a few celebrity cocks that have been inside her and thus define her…or at least make her relevant… I am more into her FLASHING HER PANTIES LOOKING LIKE A STRIPPER ….than bullshit same pose, same face, different bathing suit photoshoots, but she’s still hot, Jewish and half naked, and that’s gotta count for something…I am just not sure what that something is….but it is somewhere between irrelevant immigrant and worth jerking off to….as most of these women I talk about are…. Who cares, here’s the pics, I’m on vacation.
I love broken girls, especially when those broken girls or the reason they are broken girls makes absolutely no sense, like Amanda Bynes, fully fucking broken….did hollywood eat her up and spit her out, was she molested by executives, does she feel her childhood was robbed, did she always feel like she wasn’t good enough of able….you know constant pressure to beat other girls for menial roles that in the grand scheme of things really doesn’t matter….but to her was all that mattered….leading to self medicating, poor decision making, crying for attention, for someone to notice…broken hearts, broken dreams…..destroyed…even though she was rich, famous enough…but never enough….and what it comes down to is who really cares, cuz all that matters, is that it happened, she’s destroyed, looks like a stripper, has rockin’ fake lookin tits, and is going out in public in a way I can jerk off to her….keeping her relevant and me happy….keep up the good fight against yourself girl….It works for me….this is like finding a gem in the bargain basement bin at the local department store people….and I love deals. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Thesee Lucy Pinder 2012 Calendar pictures that I’ve been seeing around the internet today, even though 2012 is half over, and the end of the world is only 6 months away, are so fucking hot they froze up my computer and pretty much broke the fucking thing…. Seriously, I never really bother with UK Glamour Models who have hot fucking tits and who don’t mind showing them off, cuz let’s face it they are just tits, even if they are spectacular tits, a lesson more girls need to learn, cuz the only bitches I see flashing and topless in life who aren’t strippers, are feminist lesbians, and there is no real fun in that….but Lucy Pinder gets it, owns it and is going places… TO SEE THE REST OF THE HQ PICS CUZ SHE’S AMAZING FOLLOW THIS LINK
Thesee Lucy Pinder 2012 Calendar pictures that I’ve been seeing around the internet today, even though 2012 is half over, and the end of the world is only 6 months away, are so fucking hot they froze up my computer and pretty much broke the fucking thing…. Seriously, I never really bother with UK Glamour Models who have hot fucking tits and who don’t mind showing them off, cuz let’s face it they are just tits, even if they are spectacular tits, a lesson more girls need to learn, cuz the only bitches I see flashing and topless in life who aren’t strippers, are feminist lesbians, and there is no real fun in that….but Lucy Pinder gets it, owns it and is going places… TO SEE THE REST OF THE HQ PICS CUZ SHE’S AMAZING FOLLOW THIS LINK
I follow Aubrey O’Day on Instagram, so I saw these pics as she posted them, and I commented on them calling her out for being a pig rolling in the mud and other fun, mean spirited jokes that don’t represent the fact that I’d totally let her smother me to death with her fat ass, even if I find her fat ass a disappointment as far as asses go, because I am used to disappointment, and the fact that she’s been on TV makes her relevant enough to be a good story….I mean pretty much the same reason I’d bang Oprah, Rosie, Whoopi Goldberg and all other gross pussy that’s been labeled a celebrity for whatever glitch in the universe reason…. I do dig that she’s giving some half naked low quality pics to her fan base and haters like me….cuz it is more interesting than her not being half naked….especially when she was destined to be a hooker, she just got side tracked.
