I follow Aubrey O’Day on Instagram, so I saw these pics as she posted them, and I commented on them calling her out for being a pig rolling in the mud and other fun, mean spirited jokes that don’t represent the fact that I’d totally let her smother me to death with her fat ass, even if I find her fat ass a disappointment as far as asses go, because I am used to disappointment, and the fact that she’s been on TV makes her relevant enough to be a good story….I mean pretty much the same reason I’d bang Oprah, Rosie, Whoopi Goldberg and all other gross pussy that’s been labeled a celebrity for whatever glitch in the universe reason…. I do dig that she’s giving some half naked low quality pics to her fan base and haters like me….cuz it is more interesting than her not being half naked….especially when she was destined to be a hooker, she just got side tracked.
Sara Jean Underwood is tapping into the softcore part of her roots, you know the firs 3-4 pics of a Playboy pictorial, before the actual nudity comes out, cuz she probably misses it, or more importantly knows that’s all people care about, and the only reason she has a job on TV is cuz she got up into that at 18…..and the good new is that after she posts smut like this on twitter, I can CROSS REFERNCE HER NUDE PICS, SIZING UP HER LABIA making her new half naked pics a good support document to her old naked pics that made her relevant….I dig it….
Apparently these are new Kate Upton for Beach Bunny bikinis pics…but they all kinda look the fucking same to me….so I can’t tell you when they were shot or released….I can just tell you that Kate Upton has really big 19 year old titties in them….titties that I am sure the rest of her body is going to catch up with….titties that are probably not as spectacular as they may appear to be if they were topless….cuz she kinda looks sloppy…except maybe when photoshopped….making her into this over-hyped…soon to be overweight internet phenomenon….that I can’t fully hate on, cuz unlike most chicks I know, she’s using her window of opportunity to make as much as she can, and that’s far better than working a fucking garden center at the grocery store like other college kids…
Behati Prinsloo was just named the new face, or more appropriately the new body for Seafolly, some Australian bikini company that is trying to sneak up on Victoria’s Secret by stealing their fringe models and locking them into being their star…you know the headliner of the show….something that doesn’t happen at Victoria’s Secret because at Victoria’s Secret she is stuck behind or beside bitches…pretty much working as their back-up dancer….never getting the credit, spotlight or exposure of her fucking own because the public think the other bitches are more important than she is…even though that stamp of approval from Victoria’s Secret makes her relevant…it just doesn’t feed the ego enough after the initial excitement of it dies down….cuz every girl wants to be the number one… This campaign hasn’t dropped yet, but they released these two pics, so look at them, take them in, get ready for more, cuz she’s hot, especially when half naked.
Steve Wozniak isn’t really selling me on the most pressing casting issue of our day : “I look at the casting agencies and directors who are experts at casting. I trust that they considered all the relevant factors and made the best selection. The fear that many might have is that Ashton was selected because he’s ‘hot’ right now. But I feel that his selection was done in the most professional manner. And I’m glad that he’s onboard. I think he’ll put a lot into it and that he cares about this particular subject. It’s almost too bad that Steve Jobs is gone. His opinions and guidance, as to the story and film crew and cast would have been invaluable.” [ TMZ ]
Amy Childs Not to Be Confused With Julia Childs ….although both have deep buttery racks…one of lamb….the other of titties but racks never the less….oh the french and their cooking….was modeling underwear for Ultimo…an underwear company…..and I liked it…. She’s a low level UK reality star….she’s 22…..and what she does really doesn’t matter….so long as it is half naked, in underwear, photoshopped because from my experience, 22 is the peak…it’s all downhill from here…so at least we’ll have the pictures to reflect on….as she thickens up like a demi-glaze sauce. Yes…I have a Julia Childs fetish, but only cuz I like rich foods and dead women who I’m not quite sure were actually women…it tends to be an issue.
Sofia Vergara is hot and bitch must know how to give great fucking blowjobs, cuz if she didn’t, she’d be working at a taco stand, or strip club, or married to a drug dealer in Miami or some shit. She would not be on TV. I have all kinds of theories about how she stood out amongst all he SPICS they were typecasting for hot spic roles, you know that she had drug ties in Colombia that fueled drug addicts in Hollywood….leading to some open doors….but I think it may just have to do with her tits…cuz tits…are magical like that….they lead to opportunity…. I posted a twitpic of her on set of this shoot a few months ago ….but the end result is far more spectacular….pantless, bust, and amazing.
Little alien headed Mena Suvari is on the hustle for her second revival as a pussy in Hollywood worth looking at…as long as you ignore her retard water head looking head….and focus on her INSANELY GREAT ASS ….because you know some of the most disgusting looking humans have some redeeming qualities, whether it is a coinslot perfect vagina, or nice feet. She’s recently divorced, she’s recently about to be in American Reunion, a throwback to the movie that made her relevant in the first place to the American Public…that I like to attribute to a make a wish foundation dream coming true at the retard school….even though she’s done or tried to do some more serious roles where SHE’S TOPLESS …she’ll always be typecast as the girl some dude had no business wanting in the American Pie Franchise….except maybe to work in his factory for half wages cuz that’s what you do with retards….that enterprising fucker….or for sex…you know cuz a vagina is a vagina….and a vagina matters with an ass like hers attached to it…. Who cares, here she is on twitter, saying “Look at me, I’m back, I’m here, I have a great ass, I’m not gonna spoil this second coming of Mena Suvari”…..
If I had to choose which one of the “Basketball Wives” were my favorite “wife,” I’d pick Tami Roman every single time. She real, she’s funny, she’s witty and she just straight up don’t take NO bull. Period! And what’s more is that the other cast members pretty much know not to try her by now, all except for Meeka but she is soon to learn not to go there. In light of all of her hilarious and down to earth quotes, I’ve created a post dedicated to Tami’s top 6 quotables. Check them out below: 6. “This does not define me, I don’t move from one player to the next. What I do is establish my own.” This was Tami’s response to Evelyn at the reunion show for season 2 where Evelyn said Tami knew her and Kenny were together on the low, she just acted as if she didn’t to establish her “spot” on the show. Needless to say Tami, for once, didn’t give into Evelyn’s advances and handled her comment with class. 5. “Let me show you how cheap talk is around this m*therf*cker!” During season 2 when Jennifer tried to act bourgeoisie off the fact that she’d “never seen a food stamp in her life” and tried to get buck with Tami, she was so close to setting it off! 4. “So then I don’t need to tell you that I f*cked Chad.” This was especially hilarious from last year’s reunion show as the person’s face on the receiving end of the comment, Evelyn, was absolutely priceless. 3. “You’re only relevant cause I’m talking to you b*tch!” In the heat of Tami and Meeka’s huge blow up last night, Tami let it be known to Meeka that she tries way too hard and is completely irrelevant. That’s definitely the truth, because no one ever even heard of this kid before the show. 2. “I do not care how Evelyn, Jennifer and Shaunie smile in your face. They do not like you.” This had to be one of the realest things ANY one of the BW’s has said in the history of the show. Evelyn, Jennifer and Shaunie are the fakest people ever, that’s their thing. Smile in your face and snicker at you behind your back. 1. “I don’t give a f*ck if you buy every shoe in Dulce, you ain’t never gonna be Evelyn!” Another shot at Meeka, Tami was full of quotables in that one argument with Meeka alone. It also made me take notice to the fact that Meeka definitely does try to be another Evelyn, as if that’s the person to be or something. I could go on and on with quotes from Tami, but unfortunately I have to stop somewhere, clearly Tami is not to be messed with. Who is your favorite “wife” is and why? Eric Williams Goes In On Ex-Wife Jennifer Williams On Twitter Tami Roman: “You’re Only Relevant Because I’m Talking To You!” “Basketball Wives: Los Angeles” Cast Revealed!
Grand Theft USA – Prices Go Parabolic By Phil of Phil’s Stock World Two percent! That’s how much the price of EVERYTHING has gone up IN AMERICA since Christmas Day, just 6 weeks ago. This is according to the very reliable Billion Prices Project at MIT , which collects pricing data every day from online retailers using a software that scans the underlying code in public webpages and stores the relevant… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : The Business Insider Discovery Date : 14/02/2011 22:18 Number of articles : 2
