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Whitney Cummings on Vacation of the Day

Whitney Cummings is a Comedian…or is it Comedienne. I don’t really remmeber any of her jokes because Stand Up comedy rarely impresses me. Maybe it is because I am a joke snob and bitter that I can’t write jokes as popular or as easy to understand as these usually unattractive people talking their shit on stage…or maybe I don’t find it impressive to hear the same jokes over and over – as these people usually use the same jokes over and over – and the ones who are actually successful are the worst kind of person who thinks they are funny, and works so hard at it, making it not that funny at all.. Why can’t a naturally funny dude just get picked up promoted and exist, instead it’s these assholes who move to LA and practice in front of the mirror, telling the same joke over and over in his 30 minute set, you know to lock down that 30…and I just never laugh at the shit.. Whitney Cummings was an interesting specimen in the comedy space for a while, she was just this 8/10 type chick which is a good rating, a generous rating, but she was skinny with big tits making sex jokes and not a monster like Sarah Silverman… Well, she ended up producing a handful of shows on TV, and made millions…so good for her…let her play in her bikini….all she wants…because she made it – all in just a few years..I think at one point she was Executive producer on 4 TV shows… Now I still don’t like comedy, or funny girls, because I hate laughing and I hate jokes…but I like tits, bikini or not…so here they are… The post Whitney Cummings on Vacation of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kellyanne Conway Cites "Alternative Facts," Stars Slam Nitwit on Twitter

Kellyanne Conway shocked the world on Sunday, January 22, 2017.  How so? The Counselor to President Donald Trump claimed in an interview that White House press secretary Sean Spicer gave “alternative facts” in his description of the attendance size at the inauguration.  The celebrity world was not impressed with this assessment and took to social media to reveal their thoughts on the matter.  Scroll down to find out what they said… 1. Andy Cohen #alternativefacts is perhaps the greatest Real Housewives term I have ever heard. I can’t believe we haven’t heard it on a reunion. 2. George Takei Kellyanne Conjob made clear that the audit was a smokescreen, and we won’t be seeing Trump’s taxes. They’re full of ‘alternative facts. 3. Tony Goldwyn Kellyanne Conway just coined a very dangerous phrase like it’s the most normal thing in the world. #AlternativeFacts. 4. Sarah Silverman Lies now called ‘alternative facts’ by trump admin. 5. Zendaya Alternative facts….didn’t know that was a thing… a bit of an oxymoron. 6. Lance Bass As a member of the @backstreetboys, I had a love child with @BettyMWhite. #AlternativeFacts. View Slideshow

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Sarah Silverman Delivers Line of the DNC

In an election that features one side running the former host of Celebrity Apprentice, it's only fitting that a comedian delivered what may have been the line of the Democratic National Convention on Monday night, right? To open primetime coverage of the event, Sarah Silverman stood alongside Senator Al Franken. The two awkwardly riffed for a few moments, often hearing chants of “Bernie! Bernie!” throughout the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia. These chants emanated from extremely loyal Bernie Sanders supporters. They were so loyal, in fact, and some felt so strongly that their candidate deserved to be the Democratic nominee over Hillary Clinton, that some vowed to either not vote for Clinton or even vote for Donald Trump. Which seems like utter insanity for a Democrat to do. That's where Silverman came in on Monday. One of the most outspoken Bernie Sanders supporters during his primary race, the comedian could not handle the madness for another moment. “Can I say something? To the ‘Bernie or Bust’ people, you’re being ridiculous,” she said. As you can see below, the remark was mostly met with loud cheers. Soon enough, however, the “Bernie!” chants started up again and Silverman was forced to quip: “Thank God they can fix this in post.” That's a pretty great line (the speech aired live, of course). What do you think of Silverman's quote? Is it her place to make such a judgment? Does the Sanders crowd have a right to be upset and voice their opinion? Or, in the name of party unity, should they suck it up at this point and vote for a candidate who still shares many more values with Sanders than Donald Trump? Watch Silverman deliver her line below and then watch the reaction of those in attendance:

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Michelle Obama DNC Speech: An Instant Classic

Yes, Sarah Silverman may have delivered the single line that stood out the most on Monday night at the Democratic National Convention. But Michelle Obama delivered the speech that will stand the test of time. Framing the argument for this election not around party lines, but around “who will have the power to shape our children for the next four or eight years of their lives,” Obama endorsed Hillary Clinton in the most passionate way possible. Speaking candidly about Sasha and Malia, Obama brought up the topic of bullying, a clear reference to Republican nominee Donald Trump. “We don't stoop to their level. Our motto is: 'When they go low, we go high,'” she said. Words matter, she said. Actions matter. When she and her husband moved into the White House years ago and and their 10-year old and their 7-year old went off to school with armed Secret Service agents, Obama recalled: “I saw their little faces pressed up against the window and all I could think was, 'What have we done?'”  Ever since then, she had focused primarily on making this experience into an important one for her kids. “We urge them to ignore those who question their father's citizenship or faith,” she said. “We insist that the hateful language they hear from public figures on TV does not represent the true spirit of this country.” Obama used this angle as a way to segue into why Clinton needs to be elected President. “What I admire most about Hillary is she never buckled under pressure,” the First Lady said. “Hillary Clinton has never quit on anything in her life. “When I think of the kind of president I want for my girls and all our children, that's what I want – the proven strength to persevere.” Later on, Obama talked emotionally about how the White House was built by slaves. About how her two African-American daughters now play on its lawn with their dog. And about how the Republicans spent their Convention trying to tell viewers about all the awful things now going on in the country. “Don't let anyone ever tell you that this country isn't great,” she said in a pointed reference to Trump's campaign slogan. “This, right now, is the greatest country on earth.” The speech was lauded as one of the all-time best on social media. And a certain Commander-in-Chief clearly liked it: It made you understand why someone might want to plagiarize Michelle Obama . Prepare for some waterworks, and don't be ashamed if you stand and cheer at one point, as you watch the full Michelle Obama speech from the DNC below:

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Demi Lovato Talks Mental Illness at DNC, Stands with Her

On Monday night at the Democratic National Convention, Sarah Silverman told off a handful of Bernie Sanders. Michelle Obama talked about how we need to elect a President who will help do the most important job of all, raise our children. And Demi Lovato spoke, too! To some, it may have seemed out of place that the young singer and actress would take the stage at this kind of political event. But Eva Longoria spoke at the 2012 DNC… and Scott Baio and Antonio Sabato Jr. both spoke at the Republican National Convention last week. Moreover, Lovato has a personal story to tell, one she hopes will help others in her situation. “Like millions of Americans, I’m living with mental illness,” Lovato said before the crowd in Philadelphia, adding: “But I’m lucky. I had the resources and support to get treatment at a top facility. Unfortunately, too many Americans from all walks of life don't get help, either because they fear the stigma or cannot afford treatment. “Untreated mental illness can lead to devastating consequences, including suicide, substance abuse and long-term medical issues.” Lovato didn't speak for long, but she did get her pressing point across very well. “We can do better. Every one of us can make a difference,” she proclaimed. “By getting educated on this epidemic and its frightening statistics and by breaking the stigma. I urge every politician to support laws that will provide access to better health care and support for everyone. This is not about politics. It’s simply the right thing to do.” The 23-year old star went on to explain that she’s doing what she can by having staff from the treatment center that helped with her recovery come on her tour to provide services to those who need support. Lovato spent several weeks in rehab toward the end of 2010 and has never been afraid to discuss this issue in public. “I stand here today as proof you can live a normal and empowered life with mental illness,” she said. “I’m proud to support a presidential candidate who will fight to ensure all people living with mental health conditions get the care they need to lead fulfilling lives. That candidate is Hillary Clinton. Let’s make her the next president of the United States of America.” From there, Lovato broke into a rendition of her track “Confident.” Watch the speech and the performance below:

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Battle of the Babes: Sarah Silverman vs. Parker Posey

OOZing with infections personalities and sporting similar physical characteristics, Parker Posey and Sarah Silverman’s on-screen characters are equally bristly, curious, spunky, and unforgettable. Oh, and they don’t mind going nude! Time to decide who’s sexier! … read more

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Sarah Silverman Poses as Hitler to Discuss Trump Comparisons: WATCH!

Now that the primary elections are well underway and Trump is actually still in the lead, people are getting scared. So scared, in fact, that they're comparing him to the scariest of the scary monsters in all of history: Adolf Hitler. Everyone from Louis CK to Bill Maher to Glenn Beck has likened the GOP front runner to the World War 2 dictator, with the former only half-joking when he said, “Hitler was just some hilarious and refreshing dude with a weird comb over who would say anything at all.” In light of the recent controversy, Conan O'Brien invited Hitler himself – okay, it's really Sarah Silverman playing Hitler – on his show to address the comparisons. She hilariously comes out clad in full Nazi regalia and naturally greets the audience with the infamous Hitler salute. Conan goes straight in and asks what he thinks about the unfavorable comparisons to Trump. “Don't get me wrong, Conan, I agree with a lot he says, a lot,” Silverman's Hitler says. “Like, 90 percent of what he says, I'm like, this guy gets it!” “But it's just – I don't like the way he says it, it's just, it's crass.” She then brings up the other most talked-about issue of the recent Republican debates – Trump's penis size . “What kind of person talks about his penis size on national television?” she says. “Oh, yeah, I'm so sure Donald Trump has a big penis. I famously have a micropenis – that's what makes a tyrant!” Silverman, who is famous for her comic persona as a Jewish-American princess, actually portrays Hitler as a lovable little asshole compared to Trump, and it's freaking hysterical. (We're sure Kanye West is secretly seething behind his wife's back about the impersonation.) As for the rest of you, watch and enjoy!

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Chrissy Teigen Throws MAJOR Shade at Stacey Dash’s Oscar Appearance

If you watched the 2016 Academy Awards last then you the night’s most memorable moment was not Spotlight’ s mild upset win for Best Picture, or even Leonardo DiCaprio finally taking home the gold for his work in The Revenant . No, the moment that really that got the attention of the (surprisingly small) TV audience watching at home was a random, unexplained, and completely baffling cameo from actress-turned-conservative-commentator Stacey Dash: Stacey Dash Appears in Most Awkward Oscars Moment EVER As far as we can tell, Dash’s appearance was meant to be funny . This morning, the 50-year-old Fox New pundit wrote a blog post in which she purported to explain why she was at the Oscars, but really just rambled on about the difference between “free-thinking blacks” and “cookie-cutter blacks.” Needless to say, we’re still pretty confused. Thankfully, we have Chrissy Teigen’s amazing facial expression to help sum up our feelings about the whole awkward situation: This isn’t the first time that Chrissy’s grimace has given us awards show gold, but this time, she accomplished the remarkable feat of summarizing an entire nation’s embarrassment with one epic cringe. When some Twitter followers mistakenly thought that Chrissy was reacting to Sarah Silverman’s jokes about James Bond’s dong, Mrs. Teigen-Legend quickly cleared things up: “I was making the face from the Stacey Dash moment ahhhhhhh not Sarah!” Chrissy tweeted. “No I am not good at poker.” Thankfully, she is good at making us laugh with a simple contortion of her facial features. View Slideshow: Oscars 2016: The Most Memorable Moments

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Kanye West Thinks Bill Cosby is INNOCENT

Well, this is one way to get attention for your new album… Two days before his latest record comes out, Kanye West stirred up a whole bunch of controversy on Tuesday evening by Tweeting just a few simple words: “BILL COSBY INNOCENT !!!!!!!!!!” the rapper wrote on social media. The husband of Kim Kardashian didn’t elaborate or follow up in anyway, instead proceeding to write Tweets about LeBron James’ new sneaker and the booth in his recording studio. West, of course, is referring to the legendary comedian’s ongoing scandal in which Cosby is accused of sexual assaulting over 50 fifth women.  Cosby was arrested in late December, with most stars applauding the action . Heck, Kanye himself rapped in the new track “Facts” about Cosby, sounding a very different tone than he did in this most recent Tweet. “Do anybody feel bad for Bill Cosby? Did he forget names just like Steve Harvey?” Kanye asked. View Slideshow: 12 Best Kanye West Rants The artist, of course, is no stranger to controversy or to speaking whatever is on his mind. But this viewpoint was immediately meant by a harsh rebuke by followers on social media. Including some famous ones. “Kanye!! You can’t be for real. FIFTY WOMEN. With nothing to gain thanks to a statute of limitations ON RAPE. Oy,” Sarah Silverman Tweeted. Comedian Billy Eichner agreed, though he took a more humorous route: “Are we sure Kanye isn’t just a character from Zoolander? And Scandal star Josh Malina also jumped in, writing online: “KANYE WEST DELUDED !!!!!!!!!!” What do YOU think of Kanye’s stance and of the Cosby case in general? Is he guilty? Or is he REALLY guilty?

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Raquel Welch Reveals Reason For Keeping Covered Up

Try not to wig out! While you may have touched yourself to the Foster Grant-wearing walking ball of sex that is Raquel Welch , you never did it to her naked bod. Although known for her famously curvy figure, the 75-year-old has never showed boobs or bush, and only once gave a hint of ass. On Piers Morgan the hottie spilled all about her hesitancy to go bare.

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