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Florida Crazies: Jacksonville Man Shoots Himself In The Schlong When He Sits On Pistol

Image via Getty Florida Man Shoots Himself In The Penis It never fails. There is always something terrible, traumatic or too much happening in the state of Florida . According to a WALB report, a Jacksonville man will no longer be watching freaky adult flicks on the internet because it is very likely that he no longer has a penis. 38-year-old Cedrick Jelks sat on a pistol that was sitting on the front seat of his car and subsequently shot himself in his low-hangin’ homie. To make matters worse, Jelks has a previous felony on his sheet for cocaine possession so this incident may land him with weapons charges. SMFH.

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Woman Gets Stripped by Many Wives and Other Videos of the Day

Guy Shouts at Metro Operator Fake Homeless Woman Exposed… Crazy School Bus Driver Cop Shoots Himself in Head… Line Painter of the Day Drunk Lyft Passenger… The post Woman Gets Stripped by Many Wives and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hell Is Hot: Facebook Live Murderer Steve Stephens Commits Suicide In His Car After Police Chase

Steve Stephens Shoots Himself Dead After Pennsylvania Police Chase First and foremost, good riddance . According to CNN , Facebook live murderer Steve Stephens has been found dead inside his white Ford Focus in Erie, Pennsylvania. “After a brief pursuit, Stephens shot and killed himself,” Pennsylvania State Police said. Police are still investigating Stephens’ claim that he murdered 13 other people in addition to 74-year-old Robert Godwin, who many witnessed die on the disturbing Facebook live stream. Though some of you may cringe at this, Mr. Godwin’s children have already forgiven Stephens for taking their father from them: “Each one of us forgives the killer, the murderer,” Godwin’s daughter Tonya Godwin Baines said. “We want to wrap our arms around him.” Notice the brother didn’t say a word. Looks like the sisters are speaking for themselves. R.I.P. Robert Godwin. Burn in Hell, Steve Stephens. If he wanted to die so back he could have just killed himself from the jump and Mr. Godwin would still be alive. Image via Facebook

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Hell Is Hot: Facebook Live Murderer Steve Stephens Commits Suicide In His Car After Police Chase

Hell Is Hot: Facebook Live Murderer Steve Stephens Commits Suicide In His Car After Police Chase

Steve Stephens Shoots Himself Dead After Pennsylvania Police Chase First and foremost, good riddance . According to CNN , Facebook live murderer Steve Stephens has been found dead inside his white Ford Focus in Erie, Pennsylvania. “After a brief pursuit, Stephens shot and killed himself,” Pennsylvania State Police said. Police are still investigating Stephens’ claim that he murdered 13 other people in addition to 74-year-old Robert Godwin, who many witnessed die on the disturbing Facebook live stream. Though some of you may cringe at this, Mr. Godwin’s children have already forgiven Stephens for taking their father from them: “Each one of us forgives the killer, the murderer,” Godwin’s daughter Tonya Godwin Baines said. “We want to wrap our arms around him.” Notice the brother didn’t say a word. Looks like the sisters are speaking for themselves. R.I.P. Robert Godwin. Burn in Hell, Steve Stephens. If he wanted to die so back he could have just killed himself from the jump and Mr. Godwin would still be alive. Image via Facebook

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Best Thing Ever Towed and Other Videos of the Day

Wife Catches Husband Cheating… David Blane Shoots Himself Suicidal Bride in her Wedding Dress Car Accident of the Day Van Drift Cowboy on the High way Avalanche Burries People while Hotel Manager is Interviewed The post Best Thing Ever Towed and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Florida Crazies: Man Shoots Himself With Gun He Smuggled Into Prison So He Could Sue Government For Millions

Only in Florida !!! Florida Man Shoots Himself With Gun He Smuggled Into Prison Three Florida prison inmates and four others are charged with smuggling a gun into a prison so they could shoot themselves and then sue the Corrections Department for reduced sentences. Via First Coast News reports: The Florida Department of Law Enforcement reported Tuesday that Columbia Correctional Institution inmates Kirk Cartwright and Deshandre Billups were shot and wounded on March 22. FDLE says the pair claimed they were praying in their cell when they were shot by an unknown person. Investigators later found they managed with the help of relatives, friends and a third inmate to get a .25-caliber handgun into the prison through the mail, with plans to shoot themselves and file lawsuits. FDLE says the two regularly smuggled cellphones and drugs into the prison. Cartwright and Billups are facing five new felony charges. What type of fawkery is this?!

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The Side Eye: John Legend’s Fiance Chrissy Teigen Says She Has So Much Anxiety Over Her Upcoming Wedding That She Has To Take Medication

Chrissy , girl John hasn’t set a wedding date yet. That’s a bad sign. Maybe your anxiety comes from knowing that your fairytale wedding is doomed. John Legend’s Fiance Gets Anxiety Over Wedding According to NY Daily News Chrissy Teigen needs wedding Xanax. “I have such bad anxiety that sometimes I don’t believe I’ve even taken the pill in the morning!” she said at a bridal shower thrown by Gillette Venus, which she endorses. Though Teigen and John Legend haven’t announced a wedding date, she seems likely to let that, and other details, slip sooner or later. “John had to pull me aside — and he’s never done this in our entire relationship — and he told me, ‘You need to learn how to answer this question; just say no,’ ” Teigen said. So much anxiety for your average beard. John, how you doing? PCN

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Jesus Take The Wheel: 2-Year-Old Boy In Critical Condition After Firing His Father’s Gun In His Mouth

Lawd the child shot himself in the mouth! 2-Year-Old Boy Shoots Himself In The Mouth According to Raw Story A 2-year-old boy in North Carolina is expected to survive after shooting himself with his father’s gun over the weekend. Randolph County deputies said that the toddler found the handgun in his parents’ room at their home just outside Asheboro around 2 p.m. on Saturday. The boy put the gun in his mouth and fired it. According to WGHP, the boy was listed in critical condition Brenner Children’s Hospital in Winston-Salem on Sunday, but was expected to live. “The bullet missed all the vital arteries there in the neck in the head and also missed the spinal cords, so I said it’s a miracle the child is still with us,” Randolph County Sheriff’s Office Captain Derrick Hill explained to WGHP. A neighbor told the station that “the good Lord was looking after him.” The sheriff’s and district attorney’s offices were considering whether to charge the parents with leaving the firearm unattended. The neighbor said the good Lord was looking after him, but the parents needed to be looking after him too. Shutterstock

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Jesus Take The Wheel: 2-Year-Old Dies After Shooting Himself In The Head With Dad’s Gun

Another day, another child shooting themselves or someone else with their parents’ gun. This is so sad. 2-Year-Old Shoots Himself With Dad’s Gun According to Raw Story A two-year-old boy from Corsicana, Texas, a town of just under 24,000 people located between Dallas and Waco, shot himself in the head Wednesday night with his father’s handgun while his dad was looking away, police said. The victim was identified as Kinsler Allen Davis, according to The Associated Press. Davis was rushed to the local hospital in Fredricksberg before medics put him on a life flight to Dallas, but even doctors there could not save him. A police statement obtained by Dallas-based CBS DFW explained that all physical evidence so far in the case indicates the shooting was accidental. The boy found his 35-year-old father’s handgun while the man was interacting with something in his bedroom’s closet, with his son just feet away. “As you can imagine, they’re extremely upset and distraught,” Corsicana police chief Randy Bratton reportedly said. We feel sorry for his parents. Shutterstock

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Eff A Wannabe Movie Thug: Man Accidentally Shoots Himself At Bourne Legacy Movie

Man Accidentally Shoots Himself At Movie Theater These fools and their copycatting …smh… SPARKS, Nev. (AP) — Police say a man accidentally shot himself in the buttocks at a Nevada movie theater during a showing of “The Bourne Legacy.” Police in Sparks, Nev., say the 56-year-old man’s injuries are not life-threatening and no others were hurt. Authorities say the man had a permit to carry a concealed firearm. The man told officers the gun fell from his pocket Tuesday night as he was adjusting himself in the seat and that it discharged when it dropped to the floor. Authorities say the case will be sent to the city attorney for possible charges. The incident comes less than a month after a shooting at a suburban Denver theater that left 12 dead and 58 injured. Makes you kind of wonder how many people were loading up the ratchet and taking them to the movies before the whole Aurora fiasco, huh? Source

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