I guess Jessica Simpson is getting married for the second time this weekend, because the parazzi said she’s getting ready for her wedding, something I don’t give a fuck about, her middle american retard fan base may give a fuck about because they are the ones who buy her clothes, make her a billionaire, and know it is unchristian for all these out of wedlock babies…but jesus makes them forgiving… I am more interested in the fact that thanks to taking charge of her life, she looks like a hot young hipster I’d like to groom the bush with my mouth on…and not a fat trailer park mom and I like it. I guess it’s not too late for this one…or any of you fat 30 year olds…just put the fucking cake down and sort it out… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
When it comes to the civil war in Syria, former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin says the U.S. should “Let Allah sort it out” until there is a stronger leader in the White House. Palin’s comments came in response to the Obama administration’s decision to provide armed support to the rebels fighting Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. “We’re talking now more new interventions … militarily, where is our commander in chief?” Palin asked at the Faith and Freedom Coalition Conference. “I say until we know what we’re doing, until we have a commander in chief who knows what he’s doing, well, let these radical Islamic countries who aren’t even respecting human rights, where both sides slaughter each other as they scream over an arbitrary red line, ‘Allah Akbar,’ I say until we have someone who knows what they’re doing, I say let Allah sort it out.” Earlier this week, the White House announced it confirmed that the Assad’s regime has used chemical weapons in the fight against its own people. The Obama administration says it will provide more “direct support” to the Syrian opposition since the president’s “red line” has now been crossed. The White House said that Obama discussed the civil war in Syria with European leaders and it is expected to dominate the G-8 Summit in Northern Ireland. Palin warned the crowd of “tyranny” in government and railed against recent scandals involving the IRS and NSA, which have evoked 1984 comparisons. Calling Washington, D.C. “one hot mess,” Palin said Congress should put itself on “Cruz control, on Ted Cruz control … just for a week and let’s see where things go.” Cruz (R-TX) is a first-term U.S. Senator supported by Palin in 2012. And while she has often served as the butt of jokes on SNL , Sarah Palin joked about the amount of jokes and jobs for comedians she’s created over the years: “They should think of me as a friend. For a while there, I was providing more job security for the Tina Feys of the world and doing more for those employment numbers than Obama’s ever done.”
I know that no one gives a fuck about Whitney Port….and that there is no reason to post her bikini pics…because she was just some rich kid who managed to get on some bullshit show that was luckily canceled a long time ago, something that should have made all the girls who were on the show fade into their collective obscurity cuz they are trash and don’t matter…but for some reasonn on slow days…still have the paparazzi willing to snap off some pics cuz they can make a couple of dollars cuz someone may run a “where are the worthless cunts now” story…..but I am doing it because I don’t care how irrelevant she is or how she doesn’t matter….I care that she’s a skinny bitch who looks fat and sloppy while maintaining being skinny and that’s disgusting….we used to call this bitches SLIM FATS….and encourage them to hit the fucking gym and do some squats….cuz seeing skin hang over a bikini…is almost as gross at size 2 as it is at size 22….Sort it out, it’s not like bitch’s schedule is too intense to make somee time for the gym…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I don’t think Canadian Jessica Lowndes is hot…That may be because I know how snobby and annoying Canadians who move to LA to be on shitty shows that should never have happened, but digital channels allow for a lot of empty timeslots and 90210 was a big deal at one point in time, why not give it another go with new assholes in place of the old assholes….which is exactly what they did…. I also don’t think this trash….is at the level of fame where her upskirts should come stock with labia…or clit…or really anything vaginal…..cuz this panty shit isn’t doing it for me…it’s weak and a sign of someone who isn’t serious about being a famous low level celebirty….send her cunt back to her igloo to sort it out while working out her inner thighs….enough of this high life….she doesn’t deserve it…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Now that Kelly Brook has gotten herself all pregnant out of wedlock, I need to resort back to my original favorite British hottie Cheryl Tweedy for my hotness fix. Here she is at some event the other night glowing with sexiness. I knew I could count on her, now if only she’ll move to Los Angeles so we can see her walking around in yoga pants or short shorts from time to time we’d be in business. Call me. more pictures of Cheryl Tweedy here
Here’s Vanessa Hudgens doing her best to hide her cute little face while getting a smoothy with her unknown friend. Not the greatest pictures I’ve ever seen of the girl, but I’ll take it. Now if only we can get them to switch up their costumes so that Vanessa will be the one wearing the tight yoga pants and the chick with the teenage boy lower body can cover that crap up with the dumpy pants. Sort it out girls.
Here’s Vanessa Hudgens doing her best to hide her cute little face while getting a smoothy with her unknown friend. Not the greatest pictures I’ve ever seen of the girl, but I’ll take it. Now if only we can get them to switch up their costumes so that Vanessa will be the one wearing the tight yoga pants and the chick with the teenage boy lower body can cover that crap up with the dumpy pants. Sort it out girls.
Here’s Vanessa Hudgens doing her best to hide her cute little face while getting a smoothy with her unknown friend. Not the greatest pictures I’ve ever seen of the girl, but I’ll take it. Now if only we can get them to switch up their costumes so that Vanessa will be the one wearing the tight yoga pants and the chick with the teenage boy lower body can cover that crap up with the dumpy pants. Sort it out girls.
I can’t believe it’s come to this for me or… anyone , but Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter feed has developed into a sincerely fascinating current-events sh*tshow since her jail sentencing Tuesday . As if her chosen background of topless nymph communing with a fluffy white Yak of the Heavens weren’t awesome enough , how about the stream-of-consciousness flow from vulgar manicure self-defense to her assailing of “constitutionally perverted” sentencing guidelines to… well, it’s complicated. Read on and let’s sort it out.
