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Constance Jablonski in Latex Thigh Highs of the Day

I am addicted to models…all models…I just like looking at their lean bodies and great faces that make them lots more money than the bitch working the checkout at Walmart makes…. They are fucking professionals, even if the work is a fucking joke and all it really takes to be pro is the ability to listen to some photographer and show up on time while not too hungover or jacked on coke that they can’t photoshop you hot…and hot in pictures when my only relationship with a bitch is through pictures works for me….I don’t care how busted up or freakish she is off camera….that doesn’t affect me or my gawking… This model is named CONSTANCE JABLONSKI and she’s from france….and more importantly she’s wearing latex thigh highs…a new trend this year that I know about cuz my stepdaughter wears this shit….fetish gear of the past….turned to activewear of the now…I’m into it….and I’m into CONSTANCE JABLONSKI she’s got that modeling contract stamp of approval that lets me like her…under all circumstances! I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Constance Jablonski in Latex Thigh Highs of the Day

Lucy Hale Ass in Shorts of the Day

I have a jean short fetish….and not like a gay club kid in the 90s gone roller skating kinda way…. but in a bitches look amazing no matter how fat their asses are in a short, tight, pair of jean shorts… I don’t know who this Lucy Hale chick is, but she’s 22 and on some ABC bullshit…but more importantly she is not only wearing jean shorts…but she’s also posing with jean shorts..catering to my whole country girl, farmer’s daughter, Daisy Duke wearing, inbreeding after coming home from a bowling tournament in my small town to fuck my stepdaughter with my team in our trailer park fetish…..

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Pete Rock, Smif-N-Wessun Claim NYPD Incited ‘Riot’

Five people were arrested, five officers injured during Smif-n-Wessun’s album release party on Tuesday. By Rob Markman Smif-n-Wessun Photo: MTV News It was all love, according to Brooklyn, New York, rap group Smif-n-Wessun and their producer Pete Rock . That was until the police came and busted up the group’s album-release party in Manhattan on Tuesday night. “It was beautiful, man. Me and my wife and my family walked up in there, everybody giving us love, pounds, they’re happy I’m in the house,” Pete Rock said of the scene at Tammany Hall, the club where Smif-n-Wessun performed and held an album-release party for their new LP, Monumental, released on Duck Down Records. According to Rock, the night went smoothly as he, Tek and Steele (the two rappers who make up the group Smif-n-Wessun) performed songs from their new album in front of the sold-out crowd. For the group, the first signs of trouble arose when the club’s house lights came on. “We noticed two cops came in when the lights came on. Then they went back out, then they came back in,” Pete Rock recalled. The legendary hip-hop producer, who has crafted hits for Kanye West, Busta Rhymes and Mary J. Blige, then saw his friend Lewis Pe

Victoria’s Silvstedt White Whore Dress of the Day

Victoria Silvstedt is a nobody…I have no idea why I am compelled to put up pictures of her. She’s nothing but a uselss prostitute..working for some billionaire as his Mistress cuz he always wanted pussy that was once in Playboy…Seriously, I think she was famous for a month 14 years ago…I am convinced the average perseon has no idea who she is but for some reason I’m staring at her Swedish body, lean, tanned, fake tits, fake face, fake hair, like it’s some kind of time warp and I just walked into a stripclub in 99, when all bitches looked like this prepping for Y2k, trying to join Pam Anderson’s army or some shit…. She’s not naked or getting fucked in these pictures…she’s walking around with what could be her boy toy she gets to fuck while the billionaire jerks off in the corner….and There’s really no reason for me to post about her, other than to say this is some kind of mystery, I’ll never really understand….

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Amy Winehouse Titties Take Brazil of the Day

There’s no better way to way up after passing out at 8 am after drinking 3 bottles of wine, half a bottle of vodka and whatever else I could stuff down my throat to ease the pain that is my life, than to an eamil from one of my readers, who amazingly exists and actually has a girlfriend from Brazil who reads the brazilian papers and who saw this amazing picture of Amy Winehouse’s fake tits falling out of her bikini top, possibly cuz they are numb and don’t feel anything anymore, or maybe because she’s numb and doesn’t feel anything anymore, and really who cares as long as it happened…..cuz Amy Winehouse is a fucking dream to me….except maybe for the time I woke up in my stepdaughter’s mouth while she was passed out naked all tight and 18…..what? I’m not her real dad. Who cares….her’es Amy Winehouse, She is in Brazil and she is falling out of her bathing suite and she is Amazing…and I am going to pass the fuck out..

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Watch Royal Pains Season 2 Episode 2 – Lovesick

Watch Royal Pains S2E2: Lovesick Now feeling the routine and the usual happenings in her relationship with Raj, Divya now goes to new lengths in putting some spice in their lives. Meanwhile, the stepdaughter of Ms. Newberg has gotten injured and now needs to be confined to the hospital. The latest episode of this new season of Royal Pains is the TV show’s 2nd installment of the 2nd season that aired last

Some Ginger Spice Tit for Old Times of the Day

I don’t fucking know why I am posting these pictures, but assume it has to do with the fact that I jerked off to Ginger Spice in at least one Spice Girls video over a decade ago after my stepdaughter made me watch the shit on repeat for 4 hours and I couldn’t contain myself anymore, and I like revisiting those days by reminding myself that all good things come to an end for everyone, not just me…It keeps me going…so in a lot of ways, recent pictures of Ginger Spice is my happy place…cuz I get to see that we have all fallen deeper and deeper into a miserable place over the years, I just ignore the fact that she’s got huge amounts of money, cuz that makes it all less effective…. Pics via Bauer

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Miley Cyrus’ White Trash Hick Cowboy Mouth of the Day

I watched the Academy Awards, or I like to call it the dick sucking fest for people who don’t really need their dicks sucked cuz they already have fooled society enough into getting ridiculously rich by pretty much playing and pretending they work. I don’t want to bother reliving the shit, cuz I tweeted the shit and I figure everyone else was too, and I’m sure everyone is talking about it today, because we are bored in life and need this celebrity shit to entertain us, or distract us, because it’s easier than finding a hobby, or doing something of value, even though the celebrity shit is just as bullshit as the movies they are in…but I did notice that Miley Cyrus was showing off her tits and despite knowing she’s a rich and slutty teenager who is starting to show off her recently developed tits, like the time my stepdaughter thought it was a good idea to show us all her used tampon the day she got her first period.. I just like the fact that Miley proves that you can take a girl out of the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park out of her mouth. It’s like she wants her white trash inbred lookin’ mouth, like she doesn’t want to forget her toothless crooked mouthed redneck heritage, even though she can afford a set of the best vaneers…. Pics via Bauer

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Shayne Lamas is a Useless Trash Whore of the Day

When I saw pictures of this chick, I assumed she was the new wife to Shauna Sand’s ex husband Lorenzo Lamas and I was going to make a joke about how fucked Shauna Sand’s kids are going to be, like shit is a fucking social experiment to see how wholesome a girl can become when raised by two fucking whores, but after a quick google search, my questions were answered, because it turns out this bitch is only 24 and is the daughter of Lorenzo Lamas, meaning she was raised by Shauna Sand as her stepmother and it all makes so much fuckin’ sense to me. She’s how wholesome a Shauna Sand kid becomes and the whole thing is pretty fucking funny to me

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Lara Manoukian: Lamar Odom Cheated on Me!

The celebrity gossip world’s collective jaw pretty much hit the floor when it learned that reality star Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom were dating. When they got married after knowing each other for only 32 days, that was even more out of left field. And quite possibly not even legally binding

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Lara Manoukian: Lamar Odom Cheated on Me!