It’s Paris Fashion week, and with that comes protestors who jump on stage and get topless to endorse or draw attention to some idiotic cause that I have no choice but to laugh at because clearly they are misguided idiots, but love, because tits do get noticed, even on lesbian activists, and I figure if you’re gonna cause a scene do it without your clothes on…especially when sitting at a table next to me at restaurant while you complain about your steak…. Here’s the video…
It’s Paris Fashion Week…and Rosie Huntington-Whitely, who you may know from Transformers, or more importantly, for being the one who showed Megan Fox she’s a talentless hack, and who I know as one of the hottest models who gets naked for fashion, and who bald guys know as the beacon of hope that they will one day find a Rosie of their own when they are rich, famous and jacked enough…. Well she’s showing off some new trend that showcases her nipples, something I can’t wait to see off the runway and in the local mall…because the internet has made us all whores… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
We’ve got….Miranda Kerr, Andreea Diaconu, Doutzen Kroes, Candice Swanepoel, Constance Jablonski, Alessandra Ambrosio, Cameron Russell, Behati Prinsloo, Toni Garrn, Karlina Caune and Jourdan Dunn They are…naked for fashion…or Interview Magazine…which is more of a fashion magazine than a porn mag…even though all these pics of these models and their small implants that helped make them bikini models..are straight up porn to me. I love every second of this…I mean I am falling in love with pictures of girls I’ve never met…I’m ready to propose to all these bitches…my god.
Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell, Linda Evangelista, Stephanie Seymour, Christie Turlington, Amber Valetta and Daria Werbowy are all naked for the Fashion issue of Interview magazine and I am into models, even in their golden years of modelling, getting naked, because they are still models and naked…it’s a pretty fucking simple concept….they are genetically built for me to want to fuck them into their diaper wearing retirement years…which in Kate Moss’ case is just around the corner thanks to all the anal…
Juan Carlos Verona is some photographer who shot these two models named Alice and Mariana for some magazine called BAMBI MAGAZINE …and they are showing their tits…because it’s a better gig getting topless for some random ass magazine, than working at the discount grocery store handing out tampon samples… Makin’ moves, naked for fashion, maybe one day they’ll be famous, but for now they are putting in work, work I can appreciate, cuz it comes with nipples I can stare at.
Urban Outfitters has gone creepy. They have decided to do an erotic shoot of girls in camp. If you know anything about camp, it is a highly sexual experience for teenagers who have no parents supervising, many first blow jobs are given in camp, many experimentation with circle jerks, and group sex happen at camp, but the average age of people on camp grounds is probably around 15…you know councillors by 17…and working a real job that pays more than 3000 dollars for an entire summer by 18…. The models are Gabby Westbrook and Nadine Leopold and here they are posing in bikinis and shit while pretending to be 15 in some Urban Outfitters perversion…that I bet you would like…because camp is usually hard to escape from making it good for your kind of predator….
Love Magazine put out a pretty sleazy video that was put together for Louis Vuitton by their Editor in Chief named Katie Grand…not that you care about this shit…what you will care about is that some of my favorite models…who you se me talking about up in here….you know seducing them with my prose….while talking about their tits….including but not limited to Cara Delevingne, Saskia de Brauw, Isabeli Fontana, Georgia May Jagger and Magdalena Frackowiak…..now I have facial recognition blindness…and all these models look the same…but I will say one is naked…and showing titty and luckily…in my pathetic world…video of that is enough for me to celebrate…. The only funny thing in all this is that I’m considered a porn site for posting it, while Love Magazine, are considered artistic genius, maybe even visionariees, even if this high brow shit is just smut, garbage, idiotic, and not work of a visionary….but work of a con artist…tricking us into thinking what they do is “art”…when really it’s just throwing some shit together in as serious of a way possible….but at least there are titties while she does it..
It is hard to believe that it was just 6 months ago when Beth Humphreys was doing this shoot for Jizz Mag… Look at her now….she’s climbed the ranks of low level big titty modeling…and has mad it to the top of the scene….showing those crazy tits for NUTS….making me think that either she’s got a lot of talent…and in this case big natural tits she’s willing to show off…or maybe that getting to the top of the Glamour model scene is really not all that hard to pull off….because the mags always want new tits to showcase…and the UK only has 3 hot chicks in it…. I would say she slept her way to this NUTS photoshoot, but that’s a given…and really why bother analyzing this shit…it is pretty straight forward….and it’s lovely….new big titty blood even though she looks like she’s about 5 foot stumpy legs.
LAUREN COHAN is on The Walking Dead…a popular show I’ve never watched cuz I’m too lame to hang with the cool kids…and I’m not allowed to like what the mainstream like….cuz the mainstream doesn’t ever invite me to its birthday party…..but more importantly….cuz I just assume a Zombie show created because of Zombie hype..based on a comic book…is garbage and I won’t give it a chance….at least I can pretend I’m just too cool and above it all…sitting on my throne of dog shit in a basment apartment that is around 0 degrees thanks to quality craftmanship when this low cost housing dump was built…. I guess with being on a popular show…comes getting exposure…and getting exposure that sell magazines when magazines are kinda dead and should be free anyway….require semi hot pics….leading to these shots of this girl in her one-piece that all you nerd and AMC show loving freaks will probably really like lookin at…
Sure these Rihanna shorts are not tight or jacked up her ass like I’d want them to be….and more importantly like Rihanna would want them to be….because if she had it her child prostitute turned celebrity way…she probably wouldn’t be wearing pants at all…you know sitting on all her money….that she knows she doesn’t deserve….and that more importantly Jesus, something she pretends to believe in knows she doesn’t deserve…makes her feel like giving back the only way she knows how…with her body… And sure….Rihanna’s legs are not tall, long, lean and really anything I’d pay money to watch twerk…. But there’s just something about her that makes me want to explore her sexually….and I don’t think it has to do with her being a broken abused woman….but it probably does. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
