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Elle Fanning Is Big Trouble!

Now that Bella Thorne is 18 , I guess Elle Fanning is the one going to take over her place. She’ll be turning 18 in April, so fellas before looking at these pics too long, let me remind you that Elle is still trouble so make sure to clear your browser after viewing this page. Now let’s move along. Ctrl+H, delete!             Photos: WENN.com

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Daniela Lopez Osorio WIll Blow Your Pants Off!

Here’s another downright amazing set of pictures from one of my current favorite hotties Daniela Lopez Osorio . In fact, I’m pretty sure that the Colombian model’s latest bikini shoot is so good, it’s even hotter than the surface of the sun… At least I think. I’m a blogger, not an astrophysicist, remember? » view all 24 photos

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Taylor Swift Gets Slutty for GQ of the Day

I guess this is her attempt to be a sex symbol… Even though her whole career is based on her having sex…and writing love songs about it… I guess she’s just decided that she’s got sex appeal… Maybe it was hanging with all the slutty fame whore girls she collected as her real life barbies…who model for a living and know how to use their sex appeal…coaching her awkward ass… Or maybe she had no where else to go in her sex life, than to start taking slutty poses, because she’s getting arrogant…cocky…literally and figuratively..because she feels she can do know wrong, she’s played this so safe, the Christians like her, the parents like her, even though under the surface of how she’s polarized everything, she’s dated a lot of dudes, some of which have herpes…and none of that is wholesome…unless you play victim… It’s annoying… But not as annoying as staring at her, appreciating her tall long legs, with that face most people want to punch, yet she still sells billions a year….and seeing nothing I want to jerk off to…it’s like she’s got a pussy, but she’s just so awkward that even if she was fisting herself, squirting everywhere, begging me to fuck her…I’d offer her a towel to cover up… But maybe the GQ issue she’s in, but that isn’t released, because they’ve only released her cover shoot…is the beginning of her being something you want to fuck for the right reasons…like that she turns you on… So I don’t have the GQ pics, they are out next where…but here she is in NME being Slutty….doing the same hustle…. The post Taylor Swift Gets Slutty for GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Natalia Molchanova free diving pictures

Natalia Molchanova, 53, was swimming at a depth of about 114 feet in the Balearic Sea on Sunday when she failed to return to the surface. In a desperate effort to locate his mother, Ms Molchanova#39;s son Alexey has employed a search and rescue company to use underwater robots that can scan a 500 mile wide area at depth. But with the hunt already four days in, Mr Molchanova appears to have accepted it is unlikely his mother will be found, telling journalists: #39;It seems she#39;ll stay in th

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Natalia Molchanova free diving pictures

Natalia Molchanova, 53, was swimming at a depth of about 114 feet in the Balearic Sea on Sunday when she failed to return to the surface. In a desperate effort to locate his mother, Ms Molchanova#39;s son Alexey has employed a search and rescue company to use underwater robots that can scan a 500 mile wide area at depth. But with the hunt already four days in, Mr Molchanova appears to have accepted it is unlikely his mother will be found, telling journalists: #39;It seems she#39;ll stay in th

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Willa Holland in a Bikini of the Day

Willa Holland was the younger sister on The O.C. A show I used to watch because it allowed me to pray on young college girls when I was in my mid 30s and not really anything an 20 year old would want to have sex with – at least not on the surface, but the second I dropped some “Latest episode of OC” knowledge She was also on Gossip Girl…which was from what I’ve been told The O.C. in New York…but I didn’t watch that one, I was too old to seduce girls when it was on the air and my penis just didn’t work at the same level Now she’s on Arrow, a cheesy filmed in Canada show….all because she got her start because she hung out with Steven Spielberg when she was 7….Her stepfather, and we love stepfathers was Brian De Palma, sounds normal..I mean I guess like anyone else, the girls who make it are already rich and connected, their moms are hot enough to suck dick, or they are hot enough to suck dick…it’s funny that that stereotype is true.. I forgot she existed, the world clearly hasn’t…and here’s some of her in a bikini for instagram…a good way to be reminded..because she’s got a hot little body… The post Willa Holland in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Khloe Kardashian Has No Pants On for Cosmo of the DAy

Khloe Kardashian has taken Kim’s lead and found a scientist, doctor, or different beautifying techniques to take her not hot everything, in fact bitch was so fucking busted, she was a fucking ogre peopled called the shit-colored Shrek….in a fake it cuz you’ve made it kind of way….I call an optical illusion that took work, but that we know beneath the surface still lives a monster….and I guess Cosmo decided to do the big reveal…like that show Disney used to put out before the realized it was terrible called Extreme Makeover, where they would rebuild beast women and reveal them to their kids, to which their kids would cry no recognizing thing new version of their mother…. All this to say, this can’t be Khloe, but it is Khloe, thanks science and a family of vapid, vain, hairy monster cunts who have mastered the art of getting work done hard….like it was black cock…something they’ve also mastered. Disturbing.

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A Babe and Her DonkeyTees of the Day

I gave my friend THE HEADHUNTR a couple of fun and amazing DONKEYTEES and he came back with this….you know a nice traditional shoot of a babe doing laundry in a bucket, reminiscent of a simpler time, when women got down with intense physical labor just to maintain the household, while husbands fucked their secretaries and didn’t get in trouble for it, even when they got caught…you know an era of being drunk all the time…reckless and as long as you were white you could get away with murder…. The model may not be naked enough, but for some reason, beneath the surface of these pictures is enough fantasy…that I can work with….like that wet t-shirt pic…nice. GET FUN AND FUNNY SHIRTS HERE

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Magdalena Frackowiak in a Bikini for Vogue Turkey of the Day

Magdalena Frackowiak signed a million dollar contract with Victoria’s Secret a few years ago…and one month after that she offered my friend 10 dollars to help her fix something in her apartment…because she’s from Poland and I guess thinks she’s still in Poland…all communist and shit… Or maybe her Mafia sex trade pimp gets all her money and that’s all she has as spending money… Or maybe she’s just an opportunistic, model who feels entitled and deserving of everything she gets all because she’s nice to look at and has a great body, and the reality is, I agree with her…as ugly man, I know being pretty gets you places and it should…it’s more important than brains, or personality, because you don’t stare or jerk off to brains and personalities… I am into this photoshoot…she’s good…

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Vanessa Hudgens Mom Shows You Stage Mom-ing of the Day

If you know anything about child stars, it is that they all have Stage Moms, who wanted to be stars on their own, but never too the chance for whatever reason… So when their narcissistic vaginas shat out something cute enough to monetize and live out the dream…they took the first bus to Hollywood to make it happen… So seeing Vanessa Hudgens fun looking Filipino type momma doing her dance she probably always knew, is a lot of fun on the surface, but beneath the surface it screams that she wishes she was Vanessa Hudgens, but at least she made Vanessa Hudgnes….and I love stage moms…but not the ones who have made it already, the ones who need to suck dick to try to make it….they are the eager ones…

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