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Tori Spelling’s Disgusting Pregnant Bikini Body of the Day

Posted on May 3, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t like Tori Spelling o begin with…I never did…I remember watching 90210 when she was a virgin, totally understanding why, not quite understanding why Megan Fox’s husband was after her cherry, when there was better pussy on the show, even if it was a little more weathered, before being informed her dad ran the shit, and she was his princess who could be the virgin if she wanted to….all while rocking the weirdest gap in a chest in all of TV cleavage history…..and I sure as hell don’t like pregnant women, they are fat in weird ways, they have growing humans in them, their vaginas are about toe explode a second time, andd the whole thing, even with implants is OK to look at, it’s even ok to fuck if it isn’t your baby in there, but it sure as hell shouldn’t be fucking celebrated….unfortuantely, Tori Spelling is a spoiled cunt and she thinks everything she does should be celebrated….and I guess since I have that bikini rule…I gotta post it….and if you stare at her fake tits or even her face long enough, the swollen uterus starts to not matter as much….it’s almost the least of her concerns….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Reese Witherspoon’s Gunt is Probably Caused By an Occupied Uterus of the Day

Posted on March 21, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Reese Witherspoon could just be Bloated, fat, Swollen in the uterus from her previous dozen kids….dumpy from always being dumpy, you know a little too into souther fried cooking to ever really be fit….I mean since she first hit Hollywood she played the fat chick as far as I’m concerned, sure it was the fat chick who controlled her fatness as hard as she could before getting knocked up on set of Cruel Intentions, only to tricky homie into marrying her, and living a horrible life with her, before her good Christian values that I like to call a fucking lie, led her to another homie, who has been rumored to have knocked her up, occupying her swollen gunt she’s always had, but now has a reason for having….and like all good Christian Women, she’s remaried, so this isn’t a bastard brewing, it’s just you know, another kid to add to her army, made by different sperm, like she was a ghetto fucking stripper in line at WalMart with 4 kids all a different shade of brother. If you know waht I mean. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Eva Longoria’s Big Cleavage for Twitter of the Day

Posted on January 21, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what this is about, but what better way to start a Saturday than to stare at some Mexican titties that are likely conservative implants, cuz Mexican bitches I know all have the worst fucking tits, it’s genetic… What it comes down to is that all girls need to be showing off their tits at all times..we’re animals and in the animal kingdom and it is the human equivalent to Baboons showing their swollen pussy when in heat and looking for male attention. only less erotic…..

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Shenae Grimes Fat Useless GUNT of the Day

Posted on September 7, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I call Shenae Grimes useless and I mean it. I had the misfortune of meeting useless Shenae Grimes last year….and I had no idea who she was until after I was told. I think I actually called her a groupie slut cuz she was with a guy I know who has a following…. So here is this Canadian nobody, who has gone all 90210 showing off her swollen gunt, I can only assume is pregnancy or laziness and trust me when I say…there is nothing hot about her at all. I’ve seen it first hand… I just like reminding those 5 of you who know who she is and think she’s hot cuz she has a vagina.

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Serena Williams Says She & Drake Are Just Friends

Posted on August 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Maybe Serena Williams hurt her wrist during her last tennis match against Victoria Azarenka and Young Money superstar Drake just happened to be near where he was able to caress and console her swollen body part. That or they’re secretly dating! Photos of Drake and Serena Williams canoodling have been making their way around the Internet along with speculations that the two are dating. The Star asked Serena Williams about the rumored relationship where she responded “We’re really close friends. Can’t be too close to a friend nowadays, I guess.” No saying how “close” of “friends” they are but it seems like they are extremely connected! Drake & Serena Williams Spotted Together Again [PHOTOS] Serena Williams Has Nice Titles [PHOTOS]

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India bus falls into river

Posted on August 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The bus belonging to Maa Gayatri Travels, carrying 60 passengers, fell off the bridge about 100 km away from here when one of its tyres burst and the driver lost control. So far, 26 bodies have been recovered from the river while 15 others are feared to have been swept away, the report quoted police as saying. At least 26 persons were killed and 15 others missing after a private bus fell into the swollen Barna river off a bridge in Raisen district in the central Indian state of Madhya Pradesh

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Mississippi flooding 2011

Posted on May 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Members of the Vicksburg Fire Department and county crews head out on a boat, past a partially submerged building, as they prepare to sandbag areas on the levee to slow down floodwaters from the swollen Mississippi River in Vicksburg, Mississippi May 11, 2011. Heavy flooding in the U.S. Midwest shut Ohio River terminals, limited barge movements and threatened to disrupt refinery operations along the Mississippi River to the Gulf of Mexico on Wednesday. In one of the worst cases of flooding sinc

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Carrie Fisher weight loss before and after

Posted on May 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The 5#39;1″ tall Star Wars actress decided to sign up for the weight-loss program after she packed on pounds while doing her one woman play, Wishful Drinking. “I went on the road with the show and I did not exercise for three years and I just ate horribly,” she says. “My ritual was drinking regular soda and having pounds of peanut butter protein bars.” The Force is with Carrie Fisher. With the help of Jenny Craig, the actress is 30 lbs. lighter these days. “I feel much better,” Fisher, 54, t

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Happy Mother’s Day from Mr. Skin! [PICS]

Posted on May 8, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So far, 2011 has been a big year for celebrity babies- and celebrity pregnancy fetishists. Between sexy Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr tweeting her breastfeeding pics and r&b diva Maria Carey baring her swollen belly on the cover of Life & Style magazine, guys with a boner for baby mamas have a lot to smile about these days. In honor of these hot moms, Mr. Skin presents this roundup of some newly-minted celebrity MILFs celebrating their first Mother’s Day today. See their baby-making bits after the jump!

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Sofia Vergara has a Scary Face I Never Noticed Before of the Day

Posted on December 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Sofia Vergara has a Scary Face I Never Noticed Before of the Day

When Sofia Vergara’s tits are pretty wrapped the fuck up and not exposed we really get to see the natural beauty that she is….and by natural beauty I mean what the fuck is that on her neck….is that a face or is that a fucking accident victim? I just can’t figure out what this swollen sex doll looking disgusting is. I just know it’s in her best interest to fucking show off them tits, cuz they are clearly all she has going for her….I mean other than her ability to whore out…proven in the birth of her first child when she was 18…..and the fact that her immigrant ass got onto a hit show…despite being an immigrant ass….shit takes a skill I call no gag reflex…obvious, but true.

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