Tara Reid has had a few ups and a lot of downs during her years in the spotlight. Recently, Tara’s been enjoying a minor career renaissance thanks to her role in the unexpectedly popular Sharknado films. She’s even released a perfume called “Shark,” but we can’t really blame her for trying to cash in while she can. American Pie was a long, long time ago, and the years haven’t been particularly kind to Tara. In a recent interview, Reid said she was “butchered” by a plastic surgeon , but she said that she’s still open to the possibility of having more work done. No one knows for certain if Tara has gone under the knife again, but if she has endured more nips and tucks we think it’s safe to say she found a more competent doc this time around: Tara posted the above photo to Instagram yesterday with a caption reading simply, “Happy new year.” We’re sure it’s a happy one for Tara, who’s semi-relevant again for the first time since the late 90s. (Like we said, American Pie was officially forever ago.) More importantly, however, Tara looks healthy and sober-ish, which hasn’t happened since she was able to pass as a high school student in a movie about violating pastries. Granted, she could be benefiting from expert Photoshopping here, but there’s no way she could afford to pay someone to do it, and if she altered the pic herself, then she must have put down the bottle for a good 10-15 minutes, which beats her record for the last five years combined! Tara Reid Bikini Photos 1. Tara Reid Bikini Pic Tara Reid poses in a bikini on the beach, and lo and behold, she looks amazing.
There’s nothing quite as magical as a skinny girl with fake tits in a bikini…looking like a leathery corpse…from some kind of Zombie apocalypse, which I can assume is the premise of her next NetFlix movie, and she’s just getting into Character… I mean there’s just nothing healthier on a girl than a distended belly, up on some malnourished ethiopian who eats bugs and sand, so skinny, that all you see are massive veins, only not because she’s some steroid weightlifter, but because she’s either anorexic or dying… Reminding us all to choose the party life…well into your 30s…because by 40…you’ll look awesome… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I guess Tara Reid is trolling us…but I can’t really be too sure. It’s like she’s either loving all the attention she’s finally getting again, thanks to being in Sharknado, a job she probably signed up to thinking was the end for her, but was just desperate to get some income, that totally turned around for her…something she doesn’t want to let dry up like her body… Or she knows she looks like a zombie corpse coming to eat our brains in some Springbreak themed straight to netflix low budget movie that can afford her 1000 dollar day rate, but can’t afford a make-up artist, so they’ll just ride of her malnourished body and soul, thanks to drinking, drugs and some of the worst fake tits ever bought…that she’s signed up to. And the weird thing is that I love it. I think she thinks she looks hotter than I think she does….but in my defines I have an frail, old, leathery like a boot of a woman who has lived the beach party life 40 years too long, a real lifer, too weak to run, but never too week for body shots…fetish I think these are her third set of bikini pics in the last 10 days…genius.
Tara Reid is a corpse of a woman all thanks to being a perpetual party girl…it has been spring break since she finished American Pie and made a few millions…and now she’s pushing 40, having a resurgence in her career and figures it’s time to do some bikini selfies because she’s not fat…but still looks so fucking disgusting that I love it…but I always like starving crackheads posing with COKE… She represents a better time, but I find it funny that she threw away her career to become a perpetual spring breaker, and it is funny to look at her leathery body and shitty fake tits…looking to weak to run. This is porn to me…She’s like a corpse…but not dead…even if her soul is.. Whatever the reason is, I just know I love it….
Every time I see Tara Reid doing a self produced bikini fashion show despite being in her mid 40s…I feel great joy. These pictures she posted on twitter are the highlight of my day…which may not be saying much about my day…. I don’t know if it is because she represents a better time, or if I find it funny that she threw away her career to become a perpetual spring breaker, and is still at it well into her 40s….Maybe I just find it funny to look at her leathery body and shitty fake tits…because she’s not fat….like some kind of novelty act…or maybe this is porn to me… She’s like a corpse…but not dead…even if her soul is.. Whatever the reason is, I just know I love it…. TO SEE THE PAPARAZZI VERSION OF THESE PICS CLICK HERE
Celebrities love plastic surgery. Although in many cases, they probably should have just loved their original appearance more before they got work done. There are always exceptions, and some stars certainly go more overboard than others. Not everyone is Heidi Montag (thankfully). But by and large? Plastic is not as fantastic as it seems, people. Desiring to appear younger, hotter or tighter – whatever you want to call it – is human nature. Getting surgery to make you look like a wax figure of yourself? Not so much. Not so much at all. Behold, 25 examples of celebrities who went under the knife in hopes of improving their bodily appearance … often with unintended, downright scary results: 25 Heinous Celebrity Plastic Surgery Fails Open Slideshow 1. Heidi Montag Boob Job! The queen of plastic surgery. It’s shocking how different Heidi Montag used to look and how badly this obsession turned out for her. View As List 1. Heidi Montag Boob Job! The queen of plastic surgery. It’s shocking how different Heidi Montag used to look and how badly this obsession turned out for her. 2. Heidi Montag Nose Job! Yup, she had the nose done too. 3. Heidi Montag Pre-Boob Job Here’s a full-length shot before she altered her appearance forever. 4. The Princess of Plastic Surgery And this is what happened. Unreal. 5. Bristol Palin Before Plastic Surgery Well, before she reportedly had plastic surgery, anyway. You have to admit, she looks different than this now. Very different. 6. Bristol Palin After Plastic Surgery We don’t know for a fact that Bristol Palin had plastic surgery. But she looks a lot different in the face nowadays. Just saying. 7. Michael Jackson Plastic Surgery Not a lot needs to be said about this freak of nature. But come on, what a crazy dude! 8. Lindsay Lohan Plastic Surgery? Did Lindsay Lohan get plastic surgery? Look at these then-and-now pics and decide. 9. Ashley Horn Plastic Surgery Pics Ashley Horn shows off her plastic surgery to look like half-sister Lindsay Lohan. That is wrong. Just wrong. 10. Farrah Abraham Plastic Surgery Farrah Abraham’s plastic surgery is not exactly a secret. 11. Plastic Surgery Cover Did Kim Kardashian get plastic surgery? The answer to that question is obvious, according to this tabloid cover story. 12. Plastic Surgery Addicts Teen Mom stars Amber Portwood, Jenelle Evans and Maci Bookout are a bunch of plastic surgery addicts. At least according to this tabloid. 13. Jenelle Evans Before Boob Job Jenelle Evans poses in a bikini before getting a boob job. What a cute girl … is something you might think if you didn’t know her. 14. Jenelle Evans’ Boob Job Check out the results of Jenelle Evans’ boob job … according to some talented photoshop artists at least. We’re not sure if this pic is authentic … but then again neither is that rack. 15. Anna Faris Plastic Surgery Anna Faris’ lips got a little bigger between 2002 and 2008, don’t you think? Is that the only plastic surgery this actress got? 16. Justin Bieber Fan Plastic Surgery This Justin Bieber fan got plastic surgery to look like his idol. That is scary, scary stuff. 17. Nikki Cox: Bad Plastic Surgery Good grief, what the hell happened to Nikki Cox’s lips? Ick. 18. Tara Reid: The Plastic Surgery Debacle Yes, she’s pretty up front about it. Her chest is pretty up front most of the time, too. 19. Jessica Simpson Lip Injections Holy crap. Jessica Simpson has looked better. That’s as nicely as we can put it. 20. Farrah Abraham Lip Injections Farrah Abraham gets some lip injections. That looks very fake … 21. Lindsay Lohan Lips They’re not small or non-plump. Good grief lady. 22. Lara Flynn Boyle Photo Lara Flynn Boyle has had some plastic surgery it would appear. That face? Not looking so natural. 23. Vienna Girardi Nose Job Pic Yes, Vienna Girardi got a nose job. Check out the before-and-after shots of the reality star now. 24. Ashley Tisdale Nose Job Pics Ashley Tisdale has a new nose. Job well done, surgeons. Look at the High School Musical star before and after she got all hacked up. The difference is like so obvious. 25. Lisa Rinna, Husband WOW
As part of the celebrity blogger union, I think I’m contractually obligated to do one post a year on Tara Reid just to remind my readers that she’s still around/alive, and that she’s still nowhere near as hot as she used to be before she turned into a saggy mess. So anyway, here you go. I’m not sure what’s wrong with her arm in these shots, but considering that usually when I see Tara bikini pictures I have to ask what’s wrong with the rest of her body/face, I’d call this a step in the right direction. And hey, at least one part of her is still in perfect condition. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
Tara Reid is an angel sent from heaven, and by heaven I mean some perpetual Spring Break in the sky, that is always eternal, and filled with fat necked dudes and fake titty bitches, like a Vegas pool party, where all walks of life, usually horrible places, come to live out their celebrity fantasies like they were J.Lo…by the pool, listening to bad music, wearing shitty bikinis, looking’ awesome with their ravaged fake lip plastic surgery…all wasted as fuck looking for rich dudes to fuck because rich dudes have bottles for them to drink and fun hotel rooms to get smashed in… I mean I don’t think it’s a horrible life, it’s better than any movie she’s been in, even though she may or may be a little old for this, but sometimes it doesn’t take throwing away your youth, having kids who rob your life to make you the 60 year old in the Foam party rocking’ a Glowstick to Daft Punk…sometimes you can just never bow down from the college days… I still think she looks good in a bikini, but in my defence, I’ve had sex with sandwich meat before…and it wasn’t even fresh.
With a Sharknado sequel already in the works, Tara Reid is down to reprise her role in the follow-up to this month’s so-bad-it’s-amazing Syfy movie hit. Whether she’s even asked to is a different matter, however. Producers had a meeting last week to discuss plans for the New York-based Sharknado sequel , and they are drawing up a wish list of actors. They want Ian Ziering back from the original and … that’s it. Tara played the estranged wife of shark-slaughtering Ian – he killed a ton! – in the movie and even survived a massive shark attack in her own home. Despite that feat, rumor has it that she’s out of the mix . Zeiring and Reid made $50,000 apiece, reportedly, for Sharknado, and he would likely be due a raise if he’s asked to sign on and he’s available. We’re going to guess that he is … just a shot in the dark. What should they call the Sharknado sequel? Sharkphoon Sharkeezus Sharnado 2: PSYclone Sharknader Sharknado 2: Lil Sharks View Poll »
She does this on purpose….or maybe she is just a 40 year old wreck…living out her self-fulfilling Van Wilder life…of the perpetual mess at the college party…the never ending sloppy drunk falling all over the place with her vagina exposed…something she never had to grow out of…because it became the only thing she got paid to do…. There was a time when all her low quality acting brought hope of a lasting career for her…you know before the fake tits and wet t-shirt contests she was robbed of as a college drop out who was focused on her acting career….something she’s made up for…and the reality is…I find the whole thing pretty erotic…Never give up, don’t stop this feeling, keep going….#YOLO and really she hasn’t got much options… I love trainwrecks….they are easier to seduce. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
