HEre’s a weird pic of Selena Gomez, looking likg Kylie Jenner, because I guess the hormones in the food are making these under 25 year olds look like they have crazy waist to hip ratios, that I guess are caused by waist training harnesses, and/or FACETUNE app…we’re onto you..but not the way I’d want to be onto her…this leopard print panty shit is exciting, especially to the girl in the background taking pics of Selena as she takes pics of herself in this self-aware, selfie obsessed, document everything so we don’t need to use our brain to remember….but I’m far more interested in the friend’s vantage point, I mean who cares about this view…and I still haven’t figured out how this isn’t Kylie Jenner…I guess take the lead from what people seem to be into and ride it like the puppet you are… Next time, let’s aim for more crotch shot.. The post Selena Gomez Panty Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Erin Heatherton is a very very very important Victoria’s Secret model, who is just like every single other Victoria’s Secret model, at least in reference to being willing to get naked for money, but never actually naked for money, because Victoria’s Secret is boring, but as a signing bonus, they did make her Leonardo’s girl for a 6 months, which I guess is the allocated contractual amount of time he allows per girl…before moving onto the next Victoria’s Secret model, leaving their dressing room a place that would feel more like a white trash, immigrant hookeer, stripper lockerroom after one girl keeps stealing the other girl’s lap dances and bitch needs to be taught a lesson, but instead, it is a more refined level of catty behavior, because none of them actually have sex with Leo…he’s gay. That said, here is her underwear model cleavage doing nonsense that doesn’t matter…looking like some Russian bride, on her Russian Bride profile, after landing a Green Card…all covered in celebratory balloons, which to a communist is a big deal….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Selena Gomez was seen leaving Chateau Marmont in a throwback paparazzi style set that reminds me of the days when paparazzi matter…busting a girl being bad and I like bad girls…or at least telling girls they are bad…and that I need to punish them…because it turns them on…but now things are so saturated, it’s just boring, but the homeless people in the background is awesome…but homeless people are always awesome, not just when they are in paparazzi pics…but always thanks to giving a fuck you to society…good times. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Safaree “SB” Samuels can be heard screaming on the background of many of Nicki Minaj‘s songs, most-notably her gritty “Black Friday” track “Sh*tted On…
You probably don’t remember Laetitia Casta, but in the 90s when internet was first starting out, I would go on these weird porn sites to jerk off called Thumbnail Gallery Posts, which was basically a huge web of scammy internet porn, that featured previews pictures, that took hours to slowly download, and that I am sure made a lot of people rich, like the ones who moved forward with the times, and started internet tube sites… All this to say, Laetitia Casta, was always one of the models, actresses, who would be topless in these celebrity galleries I would jerk off to, before I hated celebrities, so I feel like I know her, because in ways I grew up with her, since she’s only 36…and now on the cover of LUI, because I guess she’s still relevant in France… I’m ready to see the inside pages..
I didn’t bother googling this to see what it was all about, but it seems like it some Who Wants to Be a Millionaire style show, where you call a friend, skyped into a girl to talk about whatever it is, and her roommate, mom or sister was in the background walking around topless, in what could have been a staged prank, and what probably was a staged prank, but it got on TV, and is amazing…at least that’s what I think, because I am all about the troll..
Imagine finding out that the Kim Kardashian sex tape was produced by Kris Jenner. Or that this family’s reality show is actually scripted by E!. Children around the world are now grappling with a similar shock, as the creators of Hello Kitty made a startling announcement last week: Hello Kitty is not actually a kitty! She’s a little girl named Kitty White – and the little girl in the following home video is none too pleased about this revelation. “I hate it,” the child says. “She looks like a cat, she cannot be a human. She is a cat that acts like a human.” Check out the footage below and take note of the girl’s sister in the background, who jumps in to the confusing/depressing/anger-filled fray with a very good question of her own: Girl Reacts to Devastating Hello Kitty News We’re very sorry, young lady. But it could be worse. As this little boy laments in exasperation , your mother could be pregnant again. Here’s an extended look at cute kids reacting to stuff in a very cute manner: Cute Kids React to Stuff 1. We’re Going to Disneyland?!? What happens when parents tell their daughter the family is going to Disneyland? An awesomely adorable reaction.
As Andi Dorfman continues to pursue love on The Bachelorette season 10 and her new career as a full time Bachelorette alum , the rest of the world is looking to the future. And no, we’re not talking about who’ll win Andi’s heart,as The Bachelorette spoilers have already given that away. We’re talking about who will become the next Bachelor. From what we’ve seen so far this season? Marquel Martin is our pick. Not only would Martin help with ABC’s rampant and, frankly, obnoxious, lack of diversity, he’s an all around good guy. Plus he cried after being eliminated last night. Because y’all, Marquel just wants to find love, okay!?! He’s PERFECT for the job, for all the right reasons. In the combined 28 seasons of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette , not a single person of color has been the central figure, nor have any of the winners. In 2014, it’s rather unconscionable of ABC not to put a person of color at the helm. It ignores an entire segment of the population and only makes the series more of a joke. Ratings in recent seasons have plummeted, much like every love-seeker does over the side of a building or off a bridge on a “romantic” one on one date. While some of that is due to Juan Pablo Galavis’ unexpected transformation into a giant douchebag, part of it is also because people can’t relate. Unlike Juan Pablo, ABC’s first attempt at being diverse without being too diverse, an attempt which backfired horribly as JP became the worst Bachelor ever , Marquel seems like a genuinely nice guy. Contrary to the old adage, nice guys don’t always finish last. Or they shouldn’t. 9 Hottest Bachelors in ABC History 1. Juan Pablo Juan Pablo is extending a rose in this photo. We know millions of women would love to take it. While he hasn’t had nearly as much screen time as some of the other ousted contestants, viewers of Desiree Hartsock’s season will remember that JP didn’t have much either. He was basically there to speak a few lines with his accent, look hot without his shirt off, and make ladies swoon as he talked about his daughter. Other than that, he was pretty aloof and above the drama, which is why he seemed like such a good choice. Marquel Martin has risen above the drama, too. Handling his issues with fellow contestant Andrew Poole, who may or may not have made racist remarks about Andi keeping Marquel and Ron beyond the first rose ceremony, with dignity and assertiveness was a sight to behold, honestly, and one that only further solidifies him as a great choice as The Bachelor . But before he showed grace under pressure, he proved why he’d make a great pick for Andi Dorfman . During his first Bachelorette mixer, Marquel showed Andi and the world his fabulous personality with a cookie tasting, instantly winning our hearts even if he didn’t win Andi’s. From that point on, we’ve had nothing but love for the sports salesman from Las Vegas. He was continually a good sport during group dates, never sulking or being a crybaby about not getting a one-on-one. He made the most of his time with Andi, making her laugh and flashing that beautiful smile. Did we mention Marquel’s hot, too? Because he’s definitely that. In fact, he’s the total package. What do you think, THGers: Should Marquel be the next Bachelor? Yes! He’s totally perfect for the job! No! He doesn’t have enough personality to do the job. View Poll » The Bachelorette Season 10 Cast 1. Eric Eric Hill is the The Bachelorette contestant who passed away after the season, which has been dedicated to his memory.
When Salt-n-Pepa released their classic track “Push It” in 1986, we somehow doubt they had gorillas in mind. Or bulldogs. Or kittens. Or walruses. But the Internet has done its awesome thing to this beloved single, with one genius user playing it in the background while animals of all kinds Twerk like Miley Cyrus and pop like J. Lo. There’s a gorilla getting down around the 20-second mark. There’s a booty-shaking Corgi as the footage nears a minute. There are patty-cake-playing kittens and, yes, even a cat who could easily be in Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” video. Confused? Intrigued? Anxious for more? You simply must click Play: Animals Dance to Salt-n-Pepa See what you can accomplish, animals, when you stop standing around to Photobomb and start getting your groove on? 21 Amazing Animal Photobombs 1. Squirrel Photobomb What a ham! This squirrel jumps up and turns a basic vacation photo into a legendary snapshot.
Kate Upton is absolutely, undeniably stunning. This photoshop effort by Harper’s Bazaar, which features the model in its new issue? Not so much. For reasons unknown, the renowned fashion publication felt the need to slice off one of the 21-year-old’s armpits during the airbrushing phase … Did they try to remove armpit sweat but go too crazy? Did they really want us to see the palm trees in the background to show off the serene setting? Does Kate actually have part of her right armpit missing? We may never know. But considering it’s part of an article where her trainer reveals the stunner’s fitness secrets, the goof is that much more … Bazaar . Oooh, see what we did there?! We are here. All. Day. Look, editors. We’re not saying that all photoshop is inherently evil, but Kate Upton is so sublimely perfect in every way, this just feels wrong. Wrong. Also, check your work. This is getting embarrassing. 15 Really Terrible Examples of Photoshop 1. Target Photoshop Fail This might be the worst example of Photoshop in the history of the Internet. Look closely at her crotch.
