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Jessica Biel’s Pregnancy Reveal of the Day

In the event you were like me and just assumed that Jessica Biel was a man, who dressed like a woman, for the sake of her career and to beard the man she threw her career away from, because he was her N Sync crush….I mean at least that’s what her muscular back was saying…well apparently she’s pregnant…and actually has a vagina…if you take a picture of Timberlake kissing a faceless stomach that might as well be her surrogate, and that any picture you see of her with a baby bump could just be movie magic…because they do live in LA you know… Either way…the baby is on the way…and I heard it is already owned by Disney, it was in the contract Timberlake’s family signed when they sold him to the cult many fucking years ago.

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Courtney Stodden Sex Tape Offer!

This will be a Hollywood Tuna first! We have not put anything in writing as I am making this up at this very moment, but we are willing to offer Courtney Stodden $500 for a Courtney Stodden Sex Tape . Yes, that is a 5 with two zeros! Forget about Vivid, since the sex tapes they produce are boring. We’re going to make the greatest celebrity sex tape of all time. I have years of porn experience and know what the public wants and believe Courtney’s brand new HUGE talents need to be used properly on film. And I’m the only true funbag expert who will be able to bring them to life! So Courtney, I’m willing to negotiate and waiting for your response. Let’s do this! I have lawyers on stand ready to write up the contract! Email me.

Courtney Stodden Sex Tape Offer!

This will be a Hollywood Tuna first! We have not put anything in writing as I am making this up at this very moment, but we are willing to offer Courtney Stodden $500 for a Courtney Stodden Sex Tape . Yes, that is a 5 with two zeros! Forget about Vivid, since the sex tapes they produce are boring. We’re going to make the greatest celebrity sex tape of all time. I have years of porn experience and know what the public wants and believe Courtney’s brand new HUGE talents need to be used properly on film. And I’m the only true funbag expert who will be able to bring them to life! So Courtney, I’m willing to negotiate and waiting for your response. Let’s do this! I have lawyers on stand ready to write up the contract! Email me.

Kelly Rowland to Judge The X Factor Season 3?

Kelly Rowland will likely be coming to a television set near you this fall. The former Destiny’s Child member is reportedly near to signing with The X Factor as a Season 3 judge. If the contract goes through, she will join Demi Lovato and Simon Cowell on the upcoming panel. According to Entertainment Weekly , the show is still be looking to add a fourth judge and Latin singer/actress Paulina Rubio is among the favorites. With The X Factor beginning production on Tuesday, official announcements will be made very shortly. Do you think Rowland will make a solid judge?   Yes, I’ll be tuning in! No, she’s washed up! Who watches The X Factor?!? View Poll »

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Emma Stone and that Spiderman Bitch Kissing on the Beach of the Day

I guess Emma Stone is dating the bitch she was in Spiderman, he was the one who played a crying emo hipster Spiderman…in what was probably one of the worst movies ever fucking made….because why else would she be on the beach tonguing him for the paparazzi like an exhibitionist whore looking for attention cuz she likes when she’s watched….could it be because she likes being watched…or could it be because they are trying to market themselves as the next Kristen Stewart / Robert Patision….cuz parlaying movie roles into real life helps sell tickets and is likely part of the contract when you sign up for 3 movies in a series deal….It is all a fake relationship scam…but the bigger scam is that people think To See the Rest of Emma Stone Whoring Out on Beach Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Report: Steven Tyler Signs Contract to Become Next American Idol Judge

While the contract demands of potential American Idol judge Jennifer Lopez may have been astronomical , it appears Steven Tyler holds no such delusions of grandeur. According to E! , Tyler has signed his Idol contract to join the judging dais next season. For their part, Fox execs have issued a standard “no comment,” meaning there’s still time for them to find room for Courtney Love . Start a Facebook campaign, people! [ E! ]

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Victoria Silvstedt in her Little Bikini of the Day

There are so many things wrong in these pictures, from her weird implant trying to pull away from her tit in one of the pictures, to her ass slowly flattening and getting dumpy, to her pussy scratch that would be hot if I knew it wasn’t because of a yeast infection, but despite all those things, coupled with my severe hatred for this cunt and her wallet fucking, attention seeking, garbage life….but I know that if I was a Greek midget billionaire, I’d still put her on salary and take her on vacations to take total advantage of her pussy cuz its her job as my whore on retainer who is not allowed to sleep with anyone else because it’s in the contract, making her exclusive pussy I can disrepect, while leaving my wife – the woman I do respect and the mother of my kids back home in Greece….cuz if I had a wallet that had more than a bottle cap in it, I’d totally let her fuck it….before punching her in the fuckin’ nose….. Pics via Bauer

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Victoria Silvstedt in her Little Bikini of the Day

Who Paid the Tab for ScarJo’s Dye Job?

Who pays for the physical changes an actor might be required to make for a movie? Is it written in the contract?

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Who Paid the Tab for ScarJo’s Dye Job?