Tiger Woods’ Hairline Is Dragged Tiger Woods has had quite the fall from grace. He was the best golfer in the world and one of the most famous sports figures of all time. But ever since he drove his cheat–mobile off the side of the road, he’s been unable to get his life in order. And now he’s showing up with a hairline that he can’t recover. Tiger Woods discusses his hairline with @notthefakeSVP pic.twitter.com/9nuVBiWMUL — CJ Fogler (@cjzero) March 21, 2017 The internet is none too kind and he’s been getting blasted and made fun of. It was all good a decade ago.
A photo of a man pretending to hump the new “Fearless Girl” statue on Wall Street is going viral because he's just that big of a douche. Architectural designer Alexis Kaloyanides snapped the pic on March 9, the day after International Women’s Day, and posted it to Facebook. “Almost as if out of central casting,” she described it. “Some Wall Street finance broseph appeared and started humping the statue while his gross date rape-y friends laughed and cheered him on.” “He pretended to have sex with the image of a little girl.” “Douchebags like this are why we need feminism.” Two days earlier, the bronze statue of a young girl meant to signify the power of women in leadership roles was installed in Manhattan. Right in front of the famous Wall Street bull, she became an instant inspiration … that this loser rubbed up against in a sexual manner. Kaloyanides, 34, was out with co-workers when they decided to stop by the statue Thursday night to see the feminist effigy in person. “It was a beautiful night… there were about 15 or 20 people there,” Kaloyanides said, describing the scene that would soon turn sour. “We started talking about the statue , a little girl about 5 or 6 years old proudly posed with the statue for a picture, it was just a nice moment.” “These three young men came along.” “At first they were hanging off the bull… and then one guy rushed up and started grinding against the statue of the girl, being lewd and totally inappropriate.” The stunt understandably shocked the crowd, which immediately started yelling at the unidentified man, who laughed as he left with friends. “He was gone within 20 seconds, but it just ruined the mood of the scene,” Kaloyanides went on, calling the display “utterly revolting.” “[People were] talking about empowering children and women and then to have this 20-something showing his entitlement, defiling the statute…” Kaloyanides got a photo, though, and posted it to social media, a decision she defends because some believe this is a laughing matter. By spreading the photo, she ensures it won't be. “This is just further perpetuating a mentality of ‘boys will be boys,’ and that ‘it’s okay, it’s a joke, just brush it off,’” she said of her decision. “This young man likely has a mother, a sister perhaps, a girlfriend, a wife, who knows? I’m getting tired of making excuses and laughing it off.” “I for one am not gonna laugh it off anymore.” “This man did something in public. He wanted a reaction, and he’s getting it now, good or bad. And it’s not like it’s just a bunch of angry women.” “Decent men are outraged.” The statue was installed Tuesday by State Street Global Advisers in an effort to push companies to add more women to their boards. The financial manager, the world's third largest, said it would vote against boards of companies that failed to take these very steps. On the day the statue was erected, State Street planned to send letters asking 3,500 companies to act, which Kaloyanides respects: “Companies with gender mixed leadership do financially better. It’s not just for appearances. This sculpture is a symbol of females in business.” “When girls are young and coming up, hopefully, as it was in my case, parents tell them ‘you can be anything you want,” she continued. Later in life, she laments, reality hits and you're “handed an entirely different set of experiences and suddenly we discount ourselves.” “Women in positions of power, they don’t want to be seen as being a b–tches. There’s a contradiction, boys are leaders and girls are bossy.” “This symbolizes a young girl untainted by the realities of the world. It’s still possible,” she adds, bringing it back to her infamous photo: “I have to believe that this [the photo and subsequent reaction] is just sort of a catalyst to get people to continue to say it’s not okay to act this way.”
Amy Krouse Rosenthal, a popular’s children’s book author whose recent New York Times essay about her husband went viral, died Monday morning from ovarian cancer. She was 51 years old. Rosenthal’s passing was confirmed by her longtime literary agent and friend, Amy Rennert, who told The Associated press of Amy: “Everything Amy did was life and love affirming. “She was such a bright light with a great sense of wonder. Amy loved her family. She loved words, ideas, connections.” Earlier this month, Rosenthal (who was diagnosed with the disease that would take her life in 2015) made headlines for encouraging other women to date her husband, Jason, after she passed away. We’re serious. She penned a beautiful, emotional story for The New York Times’ “Modern Love” column titled ” You May Want to Marry My Husband .” In the piece, Rosenthal created a poignant “dating profile” for her husband, whom she said she fell in love with in “one day.” The author felt so strongly about Jason that she wanted to share him with others; both in her essay and, in theory, with another woman some day down the line. “He is a sharp dresser. Our young adult sons, Justin and Miles, often borrow his clothes,” Amy wrote in one section of the article. “Those who know him – or just happen to glance down at the gap between his dress slacks and dress shoes – know that he has a flair for fabulous socks. He is fit and enjoys keeping in shape.” Rosenthal made millions of people tear up by outlining various specific details about her husband, going on about all the ways he’s made her happy over the years. And admitting that she knows she doesn’t have much time left with him or with her three kids, Paris, Justin and Miles. “I want more time with Jason. I want more time with my children. I want more time sipping martinis at the Green Mill Jazz Club on Thursday nights,” she wrote, adding: “But that is not going to happen. I probably have only a few days left being a person on this planet.” WMAQ-TV reported on Monday that Rosenthal was in hospice. Last month, she wrote about her health on Instagram, making it clear in her final post that things were taking a downward turn. “This cancer – oh, did I mention I have cancer? – has increasingly (and rudely) robbed me of my normal energy and focus,” she wrote on February 1, explaining that she had to stop her latest project because of her condition. “There are other things I need to be tending to, creating, and focusing on with my limited time.” In the essay that went viral, Amy called Jason “an easy man to fall in love with.” She described him as an “absolutely wonderful father” to their three children and she added: “Did I mention that he is incredibly handsome? I’m going to miss looking at that face of his.” Jason and Amy were married for 26 years. “I didn’t know exactly what she was composing,” Jason said in a statement released regarding The New York Times article. “But I was with her as she labored through this process and I can tell you that writing the story was no easy task. “When I read her words for the first time, I was shocked at the beauty, slightly surprised at the incredible prose given her condition and, of course, emotionally ripped apart. ” In a nod to his late wife and the marriage they shared, Jason concluded: “I don’t have the same aptitude for the written word. But if I did, I can assure you that my tale would be about the most epic love story… ours.” View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Died in 2017: In Memoriam Amazing, heartwrenching stuff all around. May Amy Krouse Rosenthal rest in peace.
It’s been nearly two years since Gwen Stefani filed for divorce from Gavin Rossdale , and the singers have wasted no time in moving on. Gwen, of course, began dating Blake Shelton just a few months after she cut ties with Rossdale. Now, Gavin is reportedly getting into his own serious relationship, and like Gwen, he decided to rebound with a celebrity who’s fresh out of a relationship with a different According to Radar Online, Gavin has some sort of thing going on with Tiger Woods’ ex-wife, Elin Nordegren. It’s a bit of an odd pairing, as there have been rumors that Rossdale cheated on Stefani, and we all know how Elin feels about cheaters. Hopefully, Gavin doesn’t keep golf clubs in the house. Of course, we’re getting ahead of ourselves here, as it’s not really clear at the moment what exactly is going on between these two. It would be jumping the gun to say that Rossdale and Nordegren are dating, but from the sound of things they’re either currently hooking up, or Gavin is really working overtime to make sure they eventually hook up. In a recent interview with The Sun, Gavin laid it on thick, basically treating the piece as an opportunity to pen an open love letter to Elin: “A friend was, like, ‘You have to meet Elin. She’s amazing.’” Rossdale said told the newspaper. “He was trying to connect us.” It gets weirder: “So I texted her a couple of times to say hello,” Rossdale went on to say. “She lives in Florida. She’s a really great girl.” Confusingly, Gavin then reveals that he can’t date anyone at the moment because his kids ate too hyper … or something” “I look at my boys running around the house with Nerf guns and throwing footballs and think, ‘How would anyone survive?’” he said. “I’d be like, ‘Oh, sorry about that — someone’s just sat on your sunglasses.’” Sounds like Gavin is coming up with a preemptive justification for getting shot down. Currently, Rossdale is in London filming the UK version of The Voice, which is kind of weird, considering his ex-wife met her new dude while they were both working on the American edition. But apparently all is well with Gavin and Gwen these days. The former Bush rocker says he and his ex regularly discuss parenting and other issues. Asked about all the time he’s been spending in London, Rossdale had this to say: “There’s only one downside, and that’s the time away from my boys. They have a spring break and were going to come, but it’s just not going to work out. “Gwen pointed out, ‘You’re going to be up all night, working all day. What’s the point?’” In conclusion, Gavin Rossdale really enjoys talking about his communications with famous blondes. This has been your quarterly Gavin Rossdale update. Check back in three months for more on the poor man’s Eddie Vedder. View Slideshow: 13 Sexiest Elin Nordegren Photos
Dianna Agron liked this snap of her named in the bath with a POODLE filter so much she put it on her instagram… I know…who cares or even know what Dianna Agron is… Well it turns out that she is from CSI NY, Glee and who the fuck cares what else, she’s 30 and a good old American actress, singer, model and dancer from Georgia who probably thinks she’s a talent, a triple threat, she was on GLEE you know, and that was a huge show…a triple threat as talented as all the other 30 year old girls in LA trying to make it, or who have already made it and are on their decline…that no one really cares about because we like 18 year olds… She is engaged to one of the SONS in Mumford and Sons…so she’s not going to have to work ever again, but she should work on her slutty snapchats for her fans who jerk off to her, they need work…something she probably doesn’t know much about since according to her IMDB….doesn’t happen much… But at least she’s getting naked under the guise of being playful with snap filters…not so brilliant, but none of these twats are… The post Dianna Agron’s Shitty Naked Bath Snap of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The highlight of this Lindsey Vonn going to the Late Show to promote some bullshit – because she’s an Olympic winner and in that alone, you have to listen, even if her personal brand image is less about skiing, and more about living in LA, with bleached blond hair, and slutty instagram whore tactics and outfit…is her inner thighs..her strong skiing inner thighs…that we can assume TIGER took at least one bite of… She has recently written a book – or someone wrote a book on her plight as a skier…living the hard life on the slopes in sleepy ski towns…and going to the olympics once every four years…a book that I am sure isn’t about the challenges of dating Tiger Woods Whore Fucker….or a step by step guide to keep your whore fucking man engaged in your sex…it starts in lower body strength and an ability to bounce up and down on a cock all day everyday…thanks to a level of horniness high testosterone from sex brings…. Here’s a caption she posted to this nude ski porn pic…. Well guys, it’s finally here! After a year and a half of hard work and a lot of personal growth, tomorrow my book will officially be sold in stores AND I’m starting my book tour! It’s taken me 31 years to finally be confident with my body and who i am, and I can’t wait to share this with you! Here are those inner skier thighs…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsey Vonn’s Inner Thighs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Irina Shayk’s nudes for GQ Italy are pictures we should revisit every couple of days – because Irina Shayk is everything…she’s amazing, she’s the future, but not really – she’s pretty much at her peak or already peaked… She’s just going to get knocked up by Brad Cooper and retire from the whoring – to focus on raising her kids with a series of nannies while she goes to events and spends Brad Cooper money on things she couldn’t afford back in her cold water flat in Russia…. Or maybe she’ll just get divorced and collect the child support, in what is the magical fairy tale of hot pussy that moves to America to be famous….this is the dream… All it took was being hot..always at the right events…being published…being friends with the right people who like hot chicks around..getting A-List dudes to think the pussy is more valuable than other hookers because there is hype around them – and actors fucking love hype….and this is the modern hollywood romance filled with drama, herpes and a lot of free time… But her nudes…those nudes..a.re good.. Bonus – Her Ass in Leggings… TO SEE HER OUT IN WEST HOLLYWOOD IN LEGGINGS CLICK HERE The post More Naked Pics of Irina Shayk for GQ Italy of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lindsey Vonn, who I guess has hooker-like sex, because she was able to keep Tiger Woods interested in her for a period of time, probably thanks to her strong legs and ass due to Olympic skiing, and the jacked up testosterone it causes, making her a tyrant with her pussy, the kind of girl you start trying to avoid because she just wants to fuck and you can’t take it anymore…you’re all fucked out…you have other shit to do like watch TV or eat or some shit…there is such thing as a girl wanting too much sex, but maybe I only like girls who don’t like me…or having sex with me… WHO KNOWS.. What I do know is that Lindsey Vonn is on the sublte slutty in LA hustle for fans and audience by showing anus, or butt holes in her pants – because it’s not that slutty, but still slutty enough, for a slut, who was a slut for Tiger Woods… From bikini, to panty flashes, to work out porn…she’s on a mission… The post Lindsey Vonn Posts a Ripped Leggings Butt Shot in Squat Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Genevieve Morton is on a mission to get people to care about her – and she’s taken my advice by hitting the fucking gym – because there was a year or two where she was following her nemesis’ big titty lead – we call it “doing the kate upton” where she just got fatter and fatter – but thanks to not being in SI Swim, the only thing she’s ever done, and a little body shaming – led to some cross fit – and good eating – and a little effort – she looks like a totally different person, still has great tits…which is more evidence than we needed that choosing health and fitness – makes you easier to jerk off to – that dying and fat – but not quite up there with skinny and on hard drugs – too weak to run….you see cuz strong girls can hurt me when I call them names…and I’m not into getting hurt…I mean unless it was from Genevieve Morton looking like this – suffocating me out sitting on my face… I guess what I am saying is that – at 29 – hit the fucking gym instead of giving up and you’ll have another year barely working as a model…as people will appreciate staring at the tits… The post Genevieve Morton Getting Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Genevieve Morton is on a mission to get people to care about her – and she’s taken my advice by hitting the fucking gym – because there was a year or two where she was following her nemesis’ big titty lead – we call it “doing the kate upton” where she just got fatter and fatter – but thanks to not being in SI Swim, the only thing she’s ever done, and a little body shaming – led to some cross fit – and good eating – and a little effort – she looks like a totally different person, still has great tits…which is more evidence than we needed that choosing health and fitness – makes you easier to jerk off to – that dying and fat – but not quite up there with skinny and on hard drugs – too weak to run….you see cuz strong girls can hurt me when I call them names…and I’m not into getting hurt…I mean unless it was from Genevieve Morton looking like this – suffocating me out sitting on my face… I guess what I am saying is that – at 29 – hit the fucking gym instead of giving up and you’ll have another year barely working as a model…as people will appreciate staring at the tits… The post Genevieve Morton Getting Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
