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ARRIVALS: Martin McDonagh Takes On Tarantino With ‘Seven Psychopaths’

If there’s a case to be made that turning one’s dark, twisted fantasies into plays and movies is good for the soul, Martin McDonagh is Exhibit A.  The platinum-haired Irishman has given the world some breathtakingly black comedy, such as his 2003 play about a child serial killer The Pillowman and, as of Friday, the slightly lighter Seven Psychopaths . But if he’s nursing a tortured soul, there was very little evidence of it when I interviewed him at the Toronto International Film Festival in September.  McDonagh, who looks like a character actor from a Bond film, laughs easily when he talks, often at his own wit. He’s also cheekily confident about his writing, which he should be. His 2008 directorial debut, the hitman buddy flick In Bruges  was cinematic poetry, and his bloody but surprisingly deep follow up,  Seven Psychopaths,  easily propels him into Tarantino territory. I smell a Bond film in his future. There’s been plenty written about the plot of the movie, so I’ll get right to the interview in which McDonagh talked about the unwritten film-industry rule that it’s okay to kill women but not pets in movies, his plans to take a break from psychopaths in the near future and why the next project we see from him will likely be another play. Movieline: What a cast you have.  Were they hard to line up?   McDonagh: No, strangely I knew four of the boys from before. Obviously, I know Colin [Farrell], and Sam [Rockwell] and Chris [Walken] and I did a play two, three years ago in New York, A Behanding in Spokane .  Actually, I knew Sam for about five years before we did that. Woody, strangely, I’ve known for about nine or 10 years because he’s a big theater fan. We hooked up in Dublin about 10 years ago and have stayed in touch since. I’d known a couple of the other actors socially. I met Abbie [Cornish] a year or two before and Olga Kurylenko a year or two before. And they were all first choices. With Woody, there was a situation with someone else. He almost did us a favor really because he came in at the last minute and knocked it out of the park. And Tom Waits I knew a little bit before, too.  Chris and Tom have been heroes of mine since I was eight or nine. I got Swordfish Trombones when it came out. I was 11 or so. He’s more than a musician or an actor. He’s an idol and a icon of American letters. I agree. So, to make an offer and have Tom say, “yes” made me go ‘Fuck!  I’m going to have to direct these people!  What am I going to say? I know nothing! [Laughs]    RELATED: McDonagh talks about  revisiting the “creepy fucked-up musical” he was working on with Tom Waits called A Very Dark Matter. The role seem tailor made for each of the characters. Is that a function of  how good a writer you are? Yes, let’s go with that. [Laughs]  None of these parts were written for those boys because the script was written about seven or eight years ago.  It was written just after the script of In Bruges but before I made Bruge . I knew at the time that I didn’t have the wherewithal to make this as my first film because there’s so much going on in it and so many cinematic aspects to it.  I thought it was best to go with something small-scale like Bruges where you have three characters in one town.  It’s almost like a play really. I think it’s a credit to how good they are as actors. They just take it and make it feel like it’s completely natural, as if they’re making this stuff up on the spot. No one talks like Chris. No one breaks up a script like he does. Even with the play we did,  I can’t hear anyone else’s voice in that character ever again.  Unless the next actor broke it up exactly like he did, it would feel wrong,  But, you know, none of that is on the page. Seven Psychopaths is framed by two suicides:  You’ve said this movie is about the deranged and the spiritual, and one of the suicides is deranged. The other is spiritual — a sacrificial statement made in an effort to end violence. But isn’t suicide an act of violence?   No, I don’t. I mean, it’s horrible, but I could never — I guess lots of my heroes went that way: Kurt Cobain, Richard Brautigan, the Beat writer. But yeah, I could never criticize it. It’s terribly sad, obviously, but I guess there’s some aspect of me that finds something honorable about it. For a movie in which a woman gets shot in the stomach and a head explodes, the final scenes are quite surprising.  After all of this outrageous violence and black comedy, it’s quite spiritual and moving. That was the hope: to have all these crazy comic elements but still totally go to that place. I’m glad you felt that way. I kind of feel like we did get there, and I’m happy about that.  It’s a much crazier movie than In Bruges was. Bruges was more simple and funny but melancholic and it’s own thing. But this is a crazy bag of lizards — on fire — that had to be spiritual. [Laughs] I loved Sam Rockwell’s riff on Gandhi’s “eye for an eye” line. [See the trailer below.] Is that something you’ve been thinking about for a long time? No, That just came out on the day when I was writing the script.  I don’t think there’s anything I could have done about it, but the next line — the punch line almost — always gets missed because there’s a big laugh. Sam says, ‘Gandhi was wrong’ but then what gets missed is “but no one’s got the balls to come right out and say it.” I think that would be good to go on a poster. Violence is a big theme in your work.  Where does Gandhi’s pacifism fall into your worldview? I’m a big believer. I just saw Alex Gibney’s   Mea Maxima: Culpa Silence in the House of God, and I was thinking you’d be great to direct a dramatic movie or a black comedy about that subject. Can you make a black comedy about sexual abuse these days?  I think it’s almost impossible, although what’s that one with Phil Hoffman that Todd Solondz did?   Happiness .  It’s black and it’s funny, but fuck. That kind of stuff is just too horrific for me to ever want to fool with.  Stuff like that is just too depressing to even get into. In the movie, Christopher Walken’s character Hans tells Colin Farrell that psychopaths “get tiresome after a while.” Since your work has dealt with quite a few psychopaths, is that you sending a hint that you’re thinking of moving in a different direction? Probably not!  Psychopaths are so much fun to write about.  Like Sam’s character in the film: if he doesn’t know what the fuck he’s going to say or do next, then you don’t.  That’s a joy as a writer.  Although I do want to get away from it a little bit. Gunfights and shootouts are exciting, but I think the next film is going to be much more of a quieter character piece and quite female based. There’s going to be a strong female lead — an older female lead, too. The script is already written. Do you have an actress in mind? Yeah, but I should talk to her first. [Laughs] What else can you tell me about it? I think that all I can say is that there’s a very strong female lead and two other male characters. Do you have a title? It’s convoluted deliberately:  Three Billboards Outside of Ebbing, Missouri You really seemed to be having fun with thriller movie conventions in Seven Psychopaths . Christopher Walken tells Colin Farrell that the his dialogue for women is so terrible. [Laughs] Yes.  I admire that.  My own plays have very strong women characters, so, thankfully, I know that the next movie is going back to strong female leads. I wasn’t accusing you of doing that. Well, you should. It’s true. [Laughs]  The female characters are terrible in this. The actresses are fantastic, but they all die.  They all have only a scene and a half. Rockwell’s character also a cites a rule that “you can’t let the animals die in a movie. Just the women.”  Is that an unwritten rule of movie-making? It is. There were [studio] notes about a gun to a dog’s head and killing or not killing the dog. Not a word about shooting a woman in the stomach.  That’s the way it works. How many dead animals have you seen in the last year in movies?  And how many dead women have you seen?  I know what I’m putting my money on. Did you put that line in before or after the notes?  After. You’ve worked with Colin Farrell twice now. Why do you like him so much as an actor? We have a shorthand — we don’t really have to speak. We hardly saw each other for the three years or so in between films, and when we got together to read the script for Seven Psychopaths at his house, it was like not a day had passed since the last day of shooting. He’s very honest and very open to going anywhere and being truthful. And he’s very supportive. With the last film, I came in not having made a feature before. And he was the star. But every day, he’d help me through it. He’s just a lovely guy as well. Not starry at all. Did you have as much fun off the set as you did on it? It was lovely. Colin drove Sam and I out to Joshua Tree about four or five weeks before shooting because you can sense it if people are playing friends or lovers and there isn’t any kind of chemistry.  So, I wanted to make sure. They didn’t know each other terribly well before the film, so I wanted to make sure that they were both safe with each other. So we went off for a little weekend. And Sam and I drank too much, but we worked through the script in these little cabins in the desert. It was quiet and real and proper work.  But it was also the drive out there. Colin went into a service station and he got Sam that hat he wears in the movie. Right, and the cheese puffs and chocolate milk.  Eating cheese puffs and drinking chocolate milk was Colin’s idea.  Even when we were doing the play, Sam loves acting and eating at the same time.  And there are like ten scenes of him doing that. At the Toronto premiere they had their arms around each other. It sure looked like they had bonded. Yeah, I think they’ve stayed in touch. I’d like to do something with them again, too. And Chris and Sam are the same way. They are really good friends.  I guess the play helped, too.   So, for me, it was just capturing that love and chemistry, and I hope it’s one of the main things that comes through. What’s your relationship to theater right now?  I remember you saying not so long ago that you “respect film and disrespect theater.” I used to say that because it was true. I grew fond of a type of theater that I or Tracy Letts or Mamet or Shepard do.  I was disrespectful of that snooty, shitty English type of theater — or shitty American theater. It’s so expensive and sometimes it exudes that snottiness from the stage. So, that was what I was always fighting against. But I won the fight. [Laughs]  And I’ll keep coming back to it because it’s fun.  It’s also  easier to write a play. Or it was.  I’m going to go off after this and not do anything for a bit and let whatever story comes to me come.  If it’s a play, fine.  The play I did with Sam and Colin was done after making In Bruges . It was very easy to do. The good thing about a play is you can get in and out and do one in the course of six months. A film is two straight years. But I kind of like the fact that, having finished a film, it will be there for good.  Some of the plays I’ve done in the past — as happy as I’ve been with them, or as well as they’ve been received, they’re gone forever. I could never show you Sam and Chris’s performance. It’s just gone. So, there’s that aspect of it. When you say “after this,” do you mean after the next movie you’re making? No, I’m going to be really lazy. [Terrence] Malick was always one of my heroes and not just for the movies themselves. He could just stop for ages.  And now he’s doing the opposite. So we could see a play from you next instead of a movie? Possibly. I think it will probably be the next thing I will write. I’ve probably got two films that are sort of ready to go. And at the same time, I’d like to write something again for all the guys in this film.  Whether it’s a pairing or three of them. When you’ve got a relationship like that, you want to keep  working with them. I’m dying to know. Have you and Quentin Tarantino ever met? No.  Never. That’s interesting.  Given that you share a lot of influences, like Sam Peckinpah, for instance, I’m guessing that you guys would either love each other or hate each other . Yeah. I wonder, too. [Smiles] Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.

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ARRIVALS: Martin McDonagh Takes On Tarantino With ‘Seven Psychopaths’

ARRIVALS: Martin McDonagh Takes On Tarantino With ‘Seven Psychopaths’

If there’s a case to be made that turning one’s dark, twisted fantasies into plays and movies is good for the soul, Martin McDonagh is Exhibit A.  The platinum-haired Irishman has given the world some breathtakingly black comedy, such as his 2003 play about a child serial killer The Pillowman and, as of Friday, the slightly lighter Seven Psychopaths . But if he’s nursing a tortured soul, there was very little evidence of it when I interviewed him at the Toronto International Film Festival in September.  McDonagh, who looks like a character actor from a Bond film, laughs easily when he talks, often at his own wit. He’s also cheekily confident about his writing, which he should be. His 2008 directorial debut, the hitman buddy flick In Bruges  was cinematic poetry, and his bloody but surprisingly deep follow up,  Seven Psychopaths,  easily propels him into Tarantino territory. I smell a Bond film in his future. There’s been plenty written about the plot of the movie, so I’ll get right to the interview in which McDonagh talked about the unwritten film-industry rule that it’s okay to kill women but not pets in movies, his plans to take a break from psychopaths in the near future and why the next project we see from him will likely be another play. Movieline: What a cast you have.  Were they hard to line up?   McDonagh: No, strangely I knew four of the boys from before. Obviously, I know Colin [Farrell], and Sam [Rockwell] and Chris [Walken] and I did a play two, three years ago in New York, A Behanding in Spokane .  Actually, I knew Sam for about five years before we did that. Woody, strangely, I’ve known for about nine or 10 years because he’s a big theater fan. We hooked up in Dublin about 10 years ago and have stayed in touch since. I’d known a couple of the other actors socially. I met Abbie [Cornish] a year or two before and Olga Kurylenko a year or two before. And they were all first choices. With Woody, there was a situation with someone else. He almost did us a favor really because he came in at the last minute and knocked it out of the park. And Tom Waits I knew a little bit before, too.  Chris and Tom have been heroes of mine since I was eight or nine. I got Swordfish Trombones when it came out. I was 11 or so. He’s more than a musician or an actor. He’s an idol and a icon of American letters. I agree. So, to make an offer and have Tom say, “yes” made me go ‘Fuck!  I’m going to have to direct these people!  What am I going to say? I know nothing! [Laughs]    RELATED: McDonagh talks about  revisiting the “creepy fucked-up musical” he was working on with Tom Waits called A Very Dark Matter. The role seem tailor made for each of the characters. Is that a function of  how good a writer you are? Yes, let’s go with that. [Laughs]  None of these parts were written for those boys because the script was written about seven or eight years ago.  It was written just after the script of In Bruges but before I made Bruge . I knew at the time that I didn’t have the wherewithal to make this as my first film because there’s so much going on in it and so many cinematic aspects to it.  I thought it was best to go with something small-scale like Bruges where you have three characters in one town.  It’s almost like a play really. I think it’s a credit to how good they are as actors. They just take it and make it feel like it’s completely natural, as if they’re making this stuff up on the spot. No one talks like Chris. No one breaks up a script like he does. Even with the play we did,  I can’t hear anyone else’s voice in that character ever again.  Unless the next actor broke it up exactly like he did, it would feel wrong,  But, you know, none of that is on the page. Seven Psychopaths is framed by two suicides:  You’ve said this movie is about the deranged and the spiritual, and one of the suicides is deranged. The other is spiritual — a sacrificial statement made in an effort to end violence. But isn’t suicide an act of violence?   No, I don’t. I mean, it’s horrible, but I could never — I guess lots of my heroes went that way: Kurt Cobain, Richard Brautigan, the Beat writer. But yeah, I could never criticize it. It’s terribly sad, obviously, but I guess there’s some aspect of me that finds something honorable about it. For a movie in which a woman gets shot in the stomach and a head explodes, the final scenes are quite surprising.  After all of this outrageous violence and black comedy, it’s quite spiritual and moving. That was the hope: to have all these crazy comic elements but still totally go to that place. I’m glad you felt that way. I kind of feel like we did get there, and I’m happy about that.  It’s a much crazier movie than In Bruges was. Bruges was more simple and funny but melancholic and it’s own thing. But this is a crazy bag of lizards — on fire — that had to be spiritual. [Laughs] I loved Sam Rockwell’s riff on Gandhi’s “eye for an eye” line. [See the trailer below.] Is that something you’ve been thinking about for a long time? No, That just came out on the day when I was writing the script.  I don’t think there’s anything I could have done about it, but the next line — the punch line almost — always gets missed because there’s a big laugh. Sam says, ‘Gandhi was wrong’ but then what gets missed is “but no one’s got the balls to come right out and say it.” I think that would be good to go on a poster. Violence is a big theme in your work.  Where does Gandhi’s pacifism fall into your worldview? I’m a big believer. I just saw Alex Gibney’s   Mea Maxima: Culpa Silence in the House of God, and I was thinking you’d be great to direct a dramatic movie or a black comedy about that subject. Can you make a black comedy about sexual abuse these days?  I think it’s almost impossible, although what’s that one with Phil Hoffman that Todd Solondz did?   Happiness .  It’s black and it’s funny, but fuck. That kind of stuff is just too horrific for me to ever want to fool with.  Stuff like that is just too depressing to even get into. In the movie, Christopher Walken’s character Hans tells Colin Farrell that psychopaths “get tiresome after a while.” Since your work has dealt with quite a few psychopaths, is that you sending a hint that you’re thinking of moving in a different direction? Probably not!  Psychopaths are so much fun to write about.  Like Sam’s character in the film: if he doesn’t know what the fuck he’s going to say or do next, then you don’t.  That’s a joy as a writer.  Although I do want to get away from it a little bit. Gunfights and shootouts are exciting, but I think the next film is going to be much more of a quieter character piece and quite female based. There’s going to be a strong female lead — an older female lead, too. The script is already written. Do you have an actress in mind? Yeah, but I should talk to her first. [Laughs] What else can you tell me about it? I think that all I can say is that there’s a very strong female lead and two other male characters. Do you have a title? It’s convoluted deliberately:  Three Billboards Outside of Ebbing, Missouri You really seemed to be having fun with thriller movie conventions in Seven Psychopaths . Christopher Walken tells Colin Farrell that the his dialogue for women is so terrible. [Laughs] Yes.  I admire that.  My own plays have very strong women characters, so, thankfully, I know that the next movie is going back to strong female leads. I wasn’t accusing you of doing that. Well, you should. It’s true. [Laughs]  The female characters are terrible in this. The actresses are fantastic, but they all die.  They all have only a scene and a half. Rockwell’s character also a cites a rule that “you can’t let the animals die in a movie. Just the women.”  Is that an unwritten rule of movie-making? It is. There were [studio] notes about a gun to a dog’s head and killing or not killing the dog. Not a word about shooting a woman in the stomach.  That’s the way it works. How many dead animals have you seen in the last year in movies?  And how many dead women have you seen?  I know what I’m putting my money on. Did you put that line in before or after the notes?  After. You’ve worked with Colin Farrell twice now. Why do you like him so much as an actor? We have a shorthand — we don’t really have to speak. We hardly saw each other for the three years or so in between films, and when we got together to read the script for Seven Psychopaths at his house, it was like not a day had passed since the last day of shooting. He’s very honest and very open to going anywhere and being truthful. And he’s very supportive. With the last film, I came in not having made a feature before. And he was the star. But every day, he’d help me through it. He’s just a lovely guy as well. Not starry at all. Did you have as much fun off the set as you did on it? It was lovely. Colin drove Sam and I out to Joshua Tree about four or five weeks before shooting because you can sense it if people are playing friends or lovers and there isn’t any kind of chemistry.  So, I wanted to make sure. They didn’t know each other terribly well before the film, so I wanted to make sure that they were both safe with each other. So we went off for a little weekend. And Sam and I drank too much, but we worked through the script in these little cabins in the desert. It was quiet and real and proper work.  But it was also the drive out there. Colin went into a service station and he got Sam that hat he wears in the movie. Right, and the cheese puffs and chocolate milk.  Eating cheese puffs and drinking chocolate milk was Colin’s idea.  Even when we were doing the play, Sam loves acting and eating at the same time.  And there are like ten scenes of him doing that. At the Toronto premiere they had their arms around each other. It sure looked like they had bonded. Yeah, I think they’ve stayed in touch. I’d like to do something with them again, too. And Chris and Sam are the same way. They are really good friends.  I guess the play helped, too.   So, for me, it was just capturing that love and chemistry, and I hope it’s one of the main things that comes through. What’s your relationship to theater right now?  I remember you saying not so long ago that you “respect film and disrespect theater.” I used to say that because it was true. I grew fond of a type of theater that I or Tracy Letts or Mamet or Shepard do.  I was disrespectful of that snooty, shitty English type of theater — or shitty American theater. It’s so expensive and sometimes it exudes that snottiness from the stage. So, that was what I was always fighting against. But I won the fight. [Laughs]  And I’ll keep coming back to it because it’s fun.  It’s also  easier to write a play. Or it was.  I’m going to go off after this and not do anything for a bit and let whatever story comes to me come.  If it’s a play, fine.  The play I did with Sam and Colin was done after making In Bruges . It was very easy to do. The good thing about a play is you can get in and out and do one in the course of six months. A film is two straight years. But I kind of like the fact that, having finished a film, it will be there for good.  Some of the plays I’ve done in the past — as happy as I’ve been with them, or as well as they’ve been received, they’re gone forever. I could never show you Sam and Chris’s performance. It’s just gone. So, there’s that aspect of it. When you say “after this,” do you mean after the next movie you’re making? No, I’m going to be really lazy. [Terrence] Malick was always one of my heroes and not just for the movies themselves. He could just stop for ages.  And now he’s doing the opposite. So we could see a play from you next instead of a movie? Possibly. I think it will probably be the next thing I will write. I’ve probably got two films that are sort of ready to go. And at the same time, I’d like to write something again for all the guys in this film.  Whether it’s a pairing or three of them. When you’ve got a relationship like that, you want to keep  working with them. I’m dying to know. Have you and Quentin Tarantino ever met? No.  Never. That’s interesting.  Given that you share a lot of influences, like Sam Peckinpah, for instance, I’m guessing that you guys would either love each other or hate each other . Yeah. I wonder, too. [Smiles] Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.

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ARRIVALS: Martin McDonagh Takes On Tarantino With ‘Seven Psychopaths’

On October 6, 2012 I became the second African-American OLLG in…

On October 6, 2012 I became the second African-American OLLG in Justin Bieber concert history. It all started at about 11:30 A.M when my sister, cousin, and I arrived at the arena. We waited and waited and eventually we saw the beautiful chocolate meechy ass man who goes by Kenny Hamilton! He was on a segway directing the man who ended up delivering the OLLG crown. It was so beautiful. Then we waited some more and some dancers came out, so we all took pics. An hour later, THE WHOLE BIEBER CREW JUST CAME OUTSIDE AND LIFE WAS AMAZING. We all got to meet Scooter, Dan, Kenny, Scooter’s Mom, Nick Demora, and more. We finally decided to head inside at about 6-ish. There was so many people inside the arena. We got to our seats and they were closer than we thought so we flipped out. I went to go get merch and I was back by the time Cody Simpson came on. HOLY JESUS DID CODY GET SEXY. Yas and I did NOT expect that at all. We were falling out all over the place. After he was done, Scoot Scoot, Dan, and Fredo introduced Carly and she was so adorable. After Carly went off, we waited for the countdown to start. Finally, it started and Yas and I FLIPPED OUT again. In just 10 minutes, my idol would be in front of my face. Before the clock ran out, I decided to take a chance and tweet Justin and Allison and ask if I could be the OLLG. I tweeted, “@justinbieber @AllisonKaye Wanna make me the second black OLLG EVER(:? Section 112. Row 9. Seat 2.” After that, I turned my phone off and got ready to have the best night of my life. The concert started and were were instantly having a blast! Yas was falling on the floor and I was screaming my head off and dancing/singing along to every song. Every time he did something extra sexy (which was like 95% of the time) Yas and I grabbed on to each other and tried to stay standing. At some part during the concert, Allison and Fredo had walked past us. I freaked out because at first, I didn’t know it was them, but when I noticed Yas and I were like, “THAT WAS ALLISON. OH MY GOSH AND THAT WAS FREDO TOO. FREDO COME BACK”. We couldn’t get their attention, so we kept jamming out to Justin. Allison and Fredo passed us AGAIN, but this time I decided to say Hi to Allison. I tried to say Hi to Fredo, but lots of girls were asking him for hugs and he couldn’t hear me. They left again, and after two songs, they came back. I was looking at Allison when she suddenly stopped in front of me and asked, “Do you want to be the One Less Lonely Girl?” My mind went blank. All I heard was “LG?” My eyes widened when I finally pieced it all together and I said to Allison, “ME?” and she said “YES” and started to walk me down to the floor. Yas stopped me to ask if I was going to be the OLLG and I screamed “YES!” to her and she freaked out. I started walking and I looked back to see if Fredo and Allison were following me. Fredo suddenly grabbed my hand I was like, “OH MY GOSH I AM TOUCHING ALFREDO”. We got down to the floor and started walking to the stage. Some security lady tried to stop us, and after arguing back and forth for a bit, Allison was like, “NO. MAM. I HAVE PASSES. THANK YOU”, and we pushed past the lady. I was like, “Damn Allison!” Then we finally got backstage and OMG it looked like Never Say Never back there.  Allison told me to give her my hat because Justin was going to give me a crown, so I did and that’s when I knew this was all real . I was freaking out. Fredo and Allison were just smiling at me and I think Fredo was taking pictures. Then he asked me, “What’s your name?” “Zaria” “NO! What’s your name?” “Zaria!” “No no! What’s your name? “….OmahaMauhlin?” Then Fredo was like, “NO! What are you right now?” “The One Less Lonely Girl?” Fredo and Allison were like “YESSS!” Fredo kept saying, “WHAT ARE YOU? “THE ONE LESS LONELY GIRL” “WHAT. ARE. YOU.” “THE ONE LESS LONELY GIIIIIIIIIRL” Then I started screaming and Allison told me to look up and guess who was there? JUSTIN. HIS PANTS WHERE LOW AND UNF I SAW HIS BUTT. Fredo was like, “DID YOU SEE HIS ARMS?” and I screamed,”YES. THEY ARE PERFECT”. He fangirled with me. He was like, “THEY’RE SO BIG AND MUSCULAR!”  Then Nick came over and we said hi again and Allison told me it was time for me to step up on the platform. I went up there and he said, “I’ll see you out there, k?”. I met Kenny once more and Dan threw down a guitar pick for me. Allison took my phone because she said it would mess with Justin’s mic and she put it in my hat. Allison was so cute because she was doing the dance moves to OLLG. Allison said, “I think this is you. Go up to the arrow”. My heart started beating SO FAST and my mouth went dry. All I could do was smile and the next second, a dancer lead my out onto the stage. People were screaming and the lights were bright, but all I saw was Justin. I got lead to the chair and all of a sudden, Justin was in front of me grabbing my hand as I sat down in his throne. Then he reached down and started putting the crown on my head. All I could do was smile and try not to faint or die. At first, he put the crown the wrong way, so he fixed it and sat down next to me. I immediately hugged him and said, “Ohmygosh HIIII” in such a high-pitched tone that it made the mic mess up for a second. SORRY JUSTIN. Then he got up to sing to he crowd, I didn’t know what else to do so I just started waving my arm, thinking that Justin was going to do it too like usual, but he didn’t, so I just started swaying and singing along to the song. THEN HE CAME BACK AND SAT BESIDE ME. I looked into his eyes and he was singing to me. Then he switched sides and I grabbed his waist and like, held on to his shirt. I rubbed his waist, he must of thought I was a creeper omg. Then he kept singing to me and soon the song was over. We hugged again and he accidentally knocked off the crown, so I had to rush to pick it up. He reached out his hand and I grabbed it so quick. HIS FINGERS ARE SO SOFT. AHH. Then we ran off backstage. When we got there, we were so close to each other. He looked down at me and smiled as he said, “Thank you so much” in just about the sweetest voice on this earth. I smiled back so hard and I instantly gave him a tight hug and yelled into his chest, “I LOVE YOU SO MUCH”. I was going to tell him my name, but he ran off to go get changed. When he left, Allison gave me back my stuff and asked me how it was. “AMAZING”, I yelled, “I’M GOING TO DIE ALLISON”. She told me not to die because they try to avoid that. She started walking me back to my seat and so many people were staring at me and giving me high-fives. I saw my step-sister and suddenly, all of my emotions came flooding out. I ran up to her yelling,”DID YOU SEE THAT KENNEDI. DID YOU SEE IT? OMG OMG OMG. KENNEDI HE WAS FLAWLESS”. Then I ran back down to Allison and she was laughing at me. I was walking up the stairs to my seat and girls were congratulating me and telling me how they hate me. LOL.  Once I saw my cousin, I ran up to her and fell into her arms and we started SOBBING. I was screaming, “AHHHHHH. YAS DID YOU SEE IT. OH MY GOOOSHH YASSS”. We couldn’t even stand, we started sobbing on the FLOOR. Like, we COULD NOT contain any emotions. We looked up and Fredo was taking pictures of us crying. Eventually we got off the floor and started to jam out to Justin again. Then, people randomly came up to me asking for pictures with me, and with he crown. I said sure, but then more started coming and I was like, “OH GOD”. They were blocking Justin and I missed 95% of him performing ALAYLM, so after that song, I told people I would take pics and stuff after the concert because I didn’t want to miss any more of the show. We took pictures for like 10 minutes and my cousin’s were like, “Oh Zar! You famous now? You famous now?” Eventually my mom’s boyfriend was like, “ZARIA. WE NEED TO GO”. I took a few more pics, but then we left to go to the tour busses. We got there and we stood on the fence and stuff. Fredo came out and started taking pics. Yas was like, “Fredo, she was the OLLG!” I’d like to thank all of you guys who tweeted me whit your congrats. It means a lot to me and I CANNOT thank Allison enough for actually finding me in the crowd. I lived out every girl beliebers dream and I’m so thankful I had the opportunity to do that. My life was made in ONE day. October 6, 2012 will forever be a special day to me. I will NEVER forget what happened backstage. Of course I will remember being on stage and having Justin sing to me for the rest of my life, but backstage was so special to me because we were secluded from everyone else. It felt like there was only Justin and I standing right there, even though I knew Allison was watching. I will never forget the way he said “Thank you so much” to me. He’s so sweet and you could tell he meant it. I hope that every OLLG appreciates every moment they have with Justin. Like I said, I could never thank Allison enough for actually finding me in the crowd. She’s so sweet for answering a simple tweet that made my life change forever. I cannot thank her enough. So, I hope you all enjoyed reading my long experience. -@OmahaMauhlin My video being OLLG  Excerpt from: On October 6, 2012 I became the second African-American OLLG in…

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A few months ago I won tickets from Tumblr to Justin’s opening show in Arizona. I live in Utah, which is about a 9-hour drive from Glendale , so I took Friday off of work and drove straight to the arena, stopping only once for gas, because I was way too excited to get there. As soon as I arrived, I saw a bunch of other fans waiting for Justin and as I walked over to join them, they all started screaming as if Justin was walking toward them or something. I immediately looked down the ramp and saw Scooter and Carly walking over, so I ran to the fence and found a spot just as the girl next to me yelled, “Scooter! Scooter! Can I get a picture with you?!” I was really bummed he took a picture with her since I figured he wouldn’t stop for me standing right next to her, but as he started walking away I said, “Scooter! Can I get a picture with you??” He turned around and looked at me so I yelled, “I’m @quotesfrombieb!” As soon as he heard me say my Twitter name it was almost as if he recognized me so he smiled and walked back over to take the picture. I’ve been wanting to meet Scooter for such a long time, so at that point I knew the trip was worth the long drive, but it only kept getting better.  The people around me told me Justin had already come out twice that day, but Scooter told us he would come back out after rehearsals that night. It was over 100 degrees so I decided to walk back to my car and wait in the shade so I wouldn’t melt. After an hour or two I walked back over and found a great spot to wait for Justin again, and after a couple more hours, he rode up the ramp on his Segway. He put his hand out for all of us to touch it but I was too busy trying to take pictures to reach my hand out to touch his. Within only a few seconds, one of the security guards made a mistake and somehow opened the gate Justin was behind, and about a hundred girls started running toward him. Justin immediately zoomed back down the ramp and into the arena, and the rest of us were pretty scared and upset the other girls cared more about themselves than Justin’s safety and ruined the experience for the rest of us.  The next morning, I got ready and drove to the arena, picking up some donuts I promised Justin’s photographer, Mike, on the way. I waited with the fans outside for a couple hours until a tour bus arrived, and as soon as I got out my phone and started filming, I saw Jaxon waving to us from inside the bus. It was the cutest!  After that, my cousin and I went over to the radio stations who were having competitions to win tickets and meet and greets, and we decided to enter just in case. One competition they were having was a Bieber trivia contest, and I was one of the last lucky fans to enter. The radio station asked tons of easy questions like, “What is Justin’s middle name?” and “When is his birthday?” and I answered everyone else’s questions correctly in my mind…until I walked up on the stage and had to answer my own question correctly. Radio: “Where was Justin discovered?” Me: “STRATFORD, ONTARIO!” As soon as I answered, I knew what they were looking for was “YouTube” of course. I knew the correct answer, but I said the literal location he   was   when he was discovered. I was so upset and even tried fighting my way back into the competition, but it was too late; I’d lost my chance and felt like I wanted to cry.  One girl I’d made friends with during the competition went up to answer her question after I lost. Radio: “Where does Justin currently reside?” My friend: “Los Angeles, California!” Radio: “That is incorrect!” I immediately yelled, “WHAT!?” because the   radio station   was incorrect. After a few seconds of confusion, the radio station announced that the correct answer was Atlanta, Georgia. Wrong. True beliebers knew the correct and   current   answer was Los Angeles , so when she left the stage, I went with her to explain to one of the workers that she answered correctly and they were wrong. After just a few minutes though, the competition ended, and the random drawing began for another winner. We decided to hold off complaining any more until after they drew a winner, and all of a sudden we heard them call out a name. I looked to the right of me where my new friend was standing, and she was in complete shock. THEY HAD CALLED HER NAME! I sincerely couldn’t have been happier for her, and I didn’t even care that I didn’t win the meet and greet because I knew she deserved it. I gave her a hug and congratulated her and talked to her mom for a minute about how crazy it was that we were just going to complain about the mistake the radio station made but she ended up winning after all. As I was about to leave the area and charge my phone in the car, her mom asked me for my phone number just in case they got more meet and greet tickets that we could use, but I wasn’t counting on anything because I knew they would only get two, and she and her mom would use them.  Just as I got in the car and plugged in my phone, I got a phone call from an Arizona area code. Me: “Hello?” The other end: “Hi! Where are you? Are you close by? We have one extra ticket if you can get here in three seconds!” I started SPRINTING back to the arena and made it just in time to get a wrist band. I couldn’t believe how incredibly blessed I was to have gotten this opportunity after being genuinely happy for this new girl I’d just met. Karma is real! Her mom ended up giving me   her   ticket, which was the nicest thing any stranger has ever done for me. I just hope someday I can pay it forward and give back to someone else the way she did for me because I’ll never be able to thank her for her incredible act of kindness.  As I was waiting in line to meet Justin, I saw his backup dancer, Jon Boogie, and talked to him for a second and asked for a picture. Then I saw his agent, Marco, and talked to him as well. They were both so nice and Marco especially acted as if we were best friends! I loved them both.  The line started moving, and it only got harder and harder to breathe. I’d just met Justin exactly four weeks earlier, so I was rehearsing what I would say to him and I came up with the perfect line to say to him. As I walked through the curtain, Justin looked at me and said, “Hi! How are you?” and as those caramel brown eyes looked right into mine I forgot everything I’d planned and said, “Hi, good! Sorry I’m so sweaty!” Ya…I wasn’t even   close   to what I’d planned on saying! He responded with, “It’s all good!” and he continued to hug me as if he didn’t even care that I got my sweat all over him. Our cheeks even touched, and afterward I tweeted that Justin has the softest baby’s bottom skin I’ve ever felt…BECAUSE IT’S TRUE. My group and I proceeded to smile and take a few pictures before Moshe said, “Okay this way, thank you!” It was absolutely perfect, even though it was super quick and “Sorry I’m so sweaty!” weren’t exactly the words I wanted to say to him. We said bye, and as I walked out I touched Moshe’s arm and said, “Hi Moshe!” He said, “Hi how are you??” Then I saw Kenny and patted his arm and said, “Kenny how’s it going!?” and he said,   “Hey what’s up how’s it goin’?!”   I love Justin’s entire crew. They have a special quality that makes it so easy for them to make each of us feel so special whether or not they know our names.  After meeting Justin and freaking out for the next little while, the doors to the arena opened, so my cousin and I went to find our seats. I tweeted Mike to see if he’d come by and meet me inside the arena since I wasn’t able to meet up with him and give him his donuts outside, but I decided to meet up with one of my good Twitter friends while I was waiting. As I was waiting to meet up with her though, my cousin texted me and said, “Mike came by, and I think he thought that I was you!” I was devastated I missed him, so as I was texting her back and trying to tweet him, I looked up and saw him walking in my direction. I yelled for him and luckily he heard me, and we ended up chatting for a good 15-20 minutes about everything from the show to Avalanna to photography to donuts. Even though I’d just met Justin, it was one of the highlights of my weekend to talk to Mike, because he was so down-to-earth and just a genuinely awesome guy. He spent so much of his time getting to know me and talking with me, and I’ll never be able to thank him enough. Thanks again for being so amazing, Mike!!  The entire concert was incredible. I went from being the most excited I’ve ever been to shocked at the beginning of the concert…to laughing at some of the things Justin said onstage to almost crying while watching him throw up…to tearing up watching him dedicate One Less Lonely Girl to Avalanna and then singing Believe just for us.  It was the most incredible night of my life, and I’ll never forget how special it was. After seeing Justin in concert, I can say without a doubt that he will be around for a   very   long time. Thank you Justin, Scooter, Mike, Kenny, Moshe, Marco, Jon, Natori and her mom, and everyone else who took part in making my weekend one I’ll never forget. Dreams DO come true!  -@quotesfrombieb Excerpt from: A few months ago I won tickets from Tumblr to Justin’s opening…

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Hi I’m Maryann and I’m 15, I CANNOT believe…

Hi I’m Maryann and I’m 15, I CANNOT believe I’m writing my Bieber Experience. I’ve been a fan since literally the day the One Time music video went out on YouTube. I live near Justin, so I thought it would be easy to meet him! But I was wayyyy off.  After almost 5 years of being a fan, I never once came close to meeting him.  I started getting pissed, getting jealous, doing ANYTHING I can to meet him. Finally, on August 15, 2012, someone tweeted Justin’s rehearsals were in LA. After begging 12345678 different Twitter accounts, an amazing girl finally gave me the address. I was so nervous and scared to go, but I went with my 2 cousins that were planning on going also.  I showed up and all the girls there were starting to whine and get annoyed. I asked why and they say “Usually Justin come in at 2 PM but it’s 4 PM and he’s not here yet. My heart broke.  I thought he wouldn’t show up. Literally 2 minutes after the girl said this, Justin’s van pulled in. We started freaking out and crying. A mom started giving us directions about standing in a line because Justin’s claustrophobic and we can’t crowd him, so we stood in a line.  Justin started running across the street almost 2 hours later to meet all of us . Is it weird I recognized his shirt from the Kiis FM interview and the Disney interview? I’m not a creeper, haha. Well anyways I was so surprised how well I kept my crying in until I met him. When I saw his van, I was bawling, when I saw him, I held it in. I was proud I didn’t embarrass myself. I met him, took a picture, asked for a hug (I didn’t let go, I think he was creeped out lol), and he left. I cannot believe the person I had on my wall, bought the CDs for, cried over, fangirled over, and watched the movie for just hugged me. I started crying, hugging random Beliebers I didn’t know, and handing out tissues.  It was the best day of my life. Even though Justin was so busy and tired, he still had the time to come meet his fans. He really is an idol. -@biebersplatinum Follow this link: Hi I’m Maryann and I’m 15, I CANNOT believe…

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16 YEAR OLD (Elijah) – JUSTIN BIEBER – Thought of You (Drum Cover)

Hey guys, it’s Elijah Brown with a new drum cover of “Thought of You” by Justin Bieber. My friend Tyler Wilson from Hollywood Ending showed me this song, and I was really impressed. I decided to make a drum cover of it, and here it is! I really hope you enjoy it! Feel free to check out any of my other drum covers, and I will definitely be posting more soon! Thank you to Ricky Ficarelli for being my inspiration to play drums, and also to make drum covers for YouTube. I really respect this guy, and I hope to someday live up to his name. Here is his channel: www.youtube.com Buy Justin Bieber’s new album “Believe” on itunes at this link!! itunes.apple.com Amazon also sells this album!! www.amazon.com **Copyright Statement** This video is not intended to infringe any copyright laws in any way. This is for the sole purpose of entertainment; no profit is gained from this. It is the copyrighted property of its respective owner(s). Justin Bieber – Thought of You from the 2012 release of Believe © 2012 The Island Def Jam Music Group is the copyrighted property of its owner(s) (External) Drums by Elijah Brown ALSO, CHECK OUT THIS AWESOME BAND I’M PLAYING DRUMS WITH!!!!! itunes.apple.com Thank you so much for watching! You can email me at: elijahbrowndrums@gmail.com Thank’s for taking the time to visit my channel and watch my videos. I really appreciate the awesome support, comments, and everything else that you guys do for me! I would not be making these videos without you guys … http://www.youtube.com/v/GFu3WRr8hI4?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata See more here: 16 YEAR OLD (Elijah) – JUSTIN BIEBER – Thought of You (Drum Cover)

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Khloe And Lamar Matrimony-dom In Trouble? Is The NBA Baller Mad His Wife Put Work Before Family?

Khlomar’s matrimony-dom might don’t make it… Khloe and Lamar just celebrated their third anniversary , but will they make it to their fourth? According to National Enquirer Reports: KHLOE KARDASHIAN scored a slam dunk when she was asked to co-host “The X Factor” – but the prospective gig has left her hoops-playing hubby Lamar Odom feeling like he’s been fouled! According to insiders, Lamar, 32, is in­censed that 28-year-old Khloe is going back on her word to dedicate this year to starting a family and supporting his NBA comeback in Los Angeles. “Khloe told Lamar that this was going to be his time – she even agreed to put the third season of their reality show on hold so he could concentrate on getting his confidence back on the bas­ketball court,” said a source. In April, Lamar was listed as “inactive” with the Dallas Mavericks and did not play for the remainder of the season. But he got another shot when he was traded to the L.A. Clippers in June. “Khloe promised that his career would be the priority,” continued the insider. “She also agreed that they would spend more time to­gether in an attempt to have a baby. “They’ve been trying for three years without any luck. And Khloe’s been gung-ho about al­ternative conception methods – including IVF. “But now she is going to be totally consumed with ‘The X Factor,’ and he’ll be spending a lot of time on the road with the Clippers. So they’ll see less of each other than ever.” The couple celebrated their third wedding anniversary on Sept. 27, but now friends say there’s so much tension between them that they may not make it an­other year. In an interview earlier this year, Khloe insisted that women should “put [their] husband first,” and added that “part of being married is knowing when your hus­band needs your support.” But when Simon Cowell asked Khloe to be co-host on “The X Factor’s” second season with “Extra” hunk Mario Lopez, she seemed quick to put Lamar’s needs on the back burner. She’s been telling pals the offer was simply “too good” to turn down. “It will bring her huge expo­sure, a large paycheck and make her an even bigger name,” noted the insider. “Lamar is really hurt and angry. He can’t help feeling be­trayed by Khloe’s decision to spend more time on her career than on his. It’s like she’s choosing money over love.” Tell that ninja to sit his big depressed azz down somewhere! What if he ends up inactive again? Then he’ll be glad his wife has paper to pay all the bills they’re generating in that house. Do you think Lamar has a point though? If they’re trying to get pregnant shouldn’t Khloe be resting and taking it easy instead of working on a demanding TV set? WENN

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Liam Neeson Sees Hefty Taken 2 Cha-Ching; Shailene Woodley Eyes Spider-Man 2: Biz Break

Also in Wednesday afternoon’s round-up of news briefs: Breakfast At Tiffany’s heads to Broadway. The Austin Film Festival sets its closing night selection. Hollywood gives its response to J.K. Rowling ‘s Harry Potter follow-up. And the producer of controversial video Innocence of Muslims remains in custody. Jayne Mansfield’s Car To Close Austin Film Festival Billy Bob Thornton’s Jayne Mansfield’s Car will close the Texas festival October 25th. Separately, AFF also said that James Franco will be in attendance with  Francophrenia , his mini-thriller comprised of footage from his appearances on General Hospital . The festival also added Hyde Park On Hudson , Whole Lotta Sole and Deadfall to its roster. David Chase’s Not Fade Away will open the event October 18th. Around the ‘net… Shailene Woodley Eyes Spider-Man Sequel The young star is in talks to play the part of famed Spidey love interest Mary Jane Watson, joining returning stars Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone. The pic is currently set for May 2, 2014, HitFix reports . Breakfast At Tiffany’s Aims At Broadway in 2013 Producers said Wednesday that a new adaptation of Breakfast At Tiffany’s is aiming for a Shubert theater in New York City in February 2013. The world premiere will be directed by Sean Mathias. The stage adaption of Truman Capote’s classic 1958 novella will star Emilia Clarke of HBO’s Game of Thrones as the eccentric party girl Holly Golightly, which Audrey Helpburn played in the movie version in 1961, A.P. reports . Liam Neeson is Cashing In on Taken 2 Theres discrepancy on exactly how much, but the figure is well northward of $12 million before it’s all said and done. The sequel had a $45 million budget and opened with $49.5 million last weekend, Deadline reports . Hollywood Gives Tepid Response to J.K. Rowling’s The Casual Vacancy She wrote the book that morphed into one of the biggest franchises of all time, but so far Hollywood is not knocking down the door to get the author’s post- Harry Potter follow-up, THR reports . Innocence of Muslims Producer Denies Probation Violations L.A. judge Christina Snyder riled that Mark Basseley Youssef (aka Nakoula Basseley Nakoula) will remain in custody for breaking the terms of his probation on a 2009 bank fraud conviction by making and uploading the anti-Islam film’s 14 minute trailer onto YouTube, Deadline reports .

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REVIEW: Bloody Here Comes the Boom Gets Lazier As Kevin James Loses Brain Cells

The first half hour of Here Comes the Boom   is so good moviegoers might be fooled into expecting something better than an obvious wish fulfillment fantasy so patently implausible it’s almost insulting. Sadly, those moviegoers would be wrong. Star, producer, and co-writer Kevin James creates a witty, confident everyman in the first act, only to sacrifice him to the pic’s demands for formula and sentimentality thereafter. James plays Scott Voss, a Boston high school biology teacher sunk in a bog of laziness and apathy. He’s the kind of cartoonishly bad educator who arrives late to class every morning and ignores his students while reading the paper with his feet propped on his desk. Yet Scott’s extremely likable all the same:  he’s smart, funny, and not too jaded to be inspired by Marty (Henry Winkler), the goofy but saintly music teacher. There’s even a hint of sexual charisma in his failed flirtations with the school nurse (a pleasingly age-appropriate Salma Hayek). The plot gets rolling when the principal (Greg Germann) announces that budget cuts will force the imminent shutdown of the music program. Knowing that Marty is the school’s best teacher, and the father of a surprise late-in-life baby, Scott vows to raise the $48,000 needed to keep the music program running. This promise first leads him to teaching citizenship classes at night school, then inexplicably becoming a cage fighter. Here’s a thought experiment: Is there any way Scott’s four-month journey from middle-aged lug with a few spare tires to mixed-martial artist fighting against professional pugilists half his age could work? Maybe if James was replaced with Tom Hardy or one of the Expendables in their prime. James’ arms are as thick as most men’s calves here, but he still looks more like he’s eaten a professional fighter than become one. It doesn’t help that the movie makes the mistake of having Scott recover as quickly as Wile E. Coyote, further defying its viewers’ suspension of disbelief. Scott’s hare-brained scheme to join the UFC world doesn’t just give the film a serious plausibility problem. It also lowers the character’s IQ by several dozen points even before his opponents punch him repeatedly in the head. Scott just doesn’t seem as smart afterward. The jokes get lazier too. The sharp zingers of the first act are blunted into broad gags, though the pic’s one gross-out scene — which stems from James’ consumption of a batch of bad homemade applesauce — is a hilarious surprise. Worst of all, the sheer unlikelihood of Scott’s victory sends the movie on the fast track to Clichéville, where underdogs win every fight and all fat slobs are secret mensches who deserve hot tamales like Hayek. Luckily, Here Comes the Boom has retired UFC fighter and sports personality Bas Rutten to inject some wild-card energy back into the film. A craggily handsome Dutch giant with a body built for hurting, Rutten is an UFC superstar and one of the hyperviolent league’s most winsome advocates. He’s also a delightfully affable screen presence and pretty much saves the film from drowning in its own cheesiness. Rutten plays Nico, a former fighter and current aerobics instructor who’s a student in Scott’s citizenship class. Nico doesn’t think Scott has what it takes to succeed as a MMA fighter, but he’s a supportive friend and a dedicated coach. Rutten’s character comes with an injured neck in his backstory, so the only ones duking it out in the ring are James and some anonymous muscleheads. The fight scenes are cursory and exist only to trace plot points, not to provide visceral thrills. There’s no movement, no chase, and thus no pleasure. The film’s climactic brawl, between Scott and a tattooed tornado of muscle (MMA fighter Krzysztof Soszynski), is shot UFC-style, at close range with leering, lo-res cameras. The black wire cage that locks the fighters in the ring feels claustrophobic. And yes, there is an alarming amount of blood. Here Comes the Boom is the first R-rated movie in James’ career, and thus feels like a risky project despite its reliance on well-worn tropes. The movie gives the genial actor a makeover by knocking out Paul Blart: Mall Cop and Zookeeper and replacing them with an edgy tough guy who sweats blood and knocks strangers out cold. You know, for the children. It’s that weird dichotomy between gooey values and enthusiastic violence — both the character’s and the film’s — that makes Here Comes the Boom so schizophrenic — and therefore, so interesting. It’s too bad the film’s far-fetched premise and R-rating will mean few viewers will be eager to swallowing James’ strange concoction of sugar and blood. Inkoo Kang is a Boston-based film journalist and regular contributor to  BoxOffice Magazine  whose work has appeared in  Pop Matters  and  Screen Junkies . She reviews stuff she hates, likes, and hate-likes on her blog  THINK-O-VISION . Follow Inkoo Kang on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.

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