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Weekend Receipts: Vampires Get Staked By Sly

Stallone and his bulbous bunch of buds managed to keep the vamps away this weekend as Vampires Suck failed to unseat the reigning king of Man Cinema. As for the other movies that opened this weekend, well, to paraphrase Nigel Tufnel, this week’s Top 5 goes to 8. Your weekend receipts are here.

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Weekend Receipts: Vampires Get Staked By Sly

‘Expendables’ Holds Steady At Friday Box Office

The action flick takes the top spot for the second consecutive Friday. By Mawuse Ziegbe Jason Statham, Sylvester Stallone and Randy Couture in “The Expendables” Photo: Lionsgate #1 “The Expendables” ($5 million) #2 “Vampires Suck” ($4.4 million) #3 “Lottery Ticket” ($3.9 million) #4 “Piranha 3D” and “Eat Pray Love” ($3.6 million) #6 “The Other Guys” ($2.9 million) Sylvester Stallone and his crew of beefy mercenaries have maintained their grip on the Friday box-office crown for a second week in a row. According to The Hollywood Reporter, the action flick, packed with gun-toting, muscled-up stars like Terry Crews and Mickey Rourke, kicked off the weekend with an estimated $5 million in ticket sales. Friday’s haul brings the film’s total gross to $53.4 million. Following closely behind in second place is the scary-movie parody “Vampires Suck.” The flick, which sends up the teen mania-inducing franchise “Twilight” among other horror films, pulled in $4.4 million on Friday. The film has scored $10.8 million since it hit theaters on Wednesday. The new comedy “Lottery Ticket” took third place on Friday. “Lottery,” which stars Bow Wow as a kid who deals with the sudden neighborhood-wide fame of scoring a winning lotto ticket, made $3.9 million. The aquatic horror flick “Piranha 3D” shared its fourth-place Friday debut with the sumptuous globe-trotting Julia Roberts vehicle “Eat Pray Love.” “Piranha,” which follows lakeside dwellers as they battle schools of flesh-tearing fish, brought in $3.6 million. “The Other Guys” took the sixth-place slot during its third week in theaters. Theatergoers are still heading out to catch Will Ferrell and Mark Walhberg in the buddy-cop comedy which raked in $2.9 million. Friday’s ticket sales bumped the film’s cumulative total to $81 million. The Jennifer Aniston and Jason Bateman rom-com “The Switch” and the kid-friendly Emma Thompson adventure “Nanny McPhee Returns” both scored Friday debuts in the top 10 at seventh and eighth place respectively.

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Friday Box Office: Vampires Doesn’t Suck

And what a dubious honor it is. Vampires Suck , the latest anti-comedy from the Date Movie brain trust, managed to just barely eke out a win over Sly’s crew of dudes in The Expendables , though they may yet win the weekend. Meanwhile, the rest of the five films that opened last night were scattered throughout the rather wan box office receipts, with Jennifer Aniston’s The Switch , thudding into eighth place. Your Friday Box Office is here.

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Friday Box Office: Vampires Doesn’t Suck

Trolls Retaliate After Rogue Critic Ruins Vampires Suck’s Precious 0% Approval Rating

RIP film culture, c. 1891 – 2010. It has come to this: Saddened and aggrieved by one critic’s approval of the once-unanimously loathed parody flick Vampires Suck , a troll militia has descended with their machetes and asthma inhalers to express its outrage. They are a fearsome, vengeful lot, and admittedly quite amusing once you get past the whole wrong-side-of-history thing. Taste the bile after the jump.

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Guess Which Movie is Flirting With a Rare 0% on Rotten Tomatoes?

Of the hundreds of films reviewed and ranked each year at Rotten Tomatoes, only a handful make it into theaters with the spectacular disapproval of every critic who laid eyes on it. And tomorrow, after a long summer of bashings , trashings and general eviscerations , one such film may arrive tomorrow in the season’s grand finale of futility — a 0-percent rating. Any guesses?

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Guess Which Movie is Flirting With a Rare 0% on Rotten Tomatoes?